[Comprehensive British and American] Daily life of a data balancer

Before the smoke dissipated, a few burly men in black suits and sunglasses walked in with a spray gun each, and the master of the voice was at the end. Five short figures, suits, high hats and monocles were holding the iconic umbrella in their hands. ——It was the Penguin himself.

For a moment, under the threat of gunpoint, everyone raised their hands, retreated to the side and squatted down.The Penguin walked to the middle of the hall, looked around, with no joy on his face, but stomped his umbrella angrily, and asked again, "Who wants to cut Batman?! Come out and get beaten!"

"..." For a moment, everyone looked at Li Min together.

Li Min, who was betrayed by the public, had no choice but to stand up for herself.

When she stood up, Diana was very dissatisfied with her death behavior, grabbed her sleeve and tried to stop her, but fortunately she was held down by Bruce.

"What do you mean?" Diana looked at her colleague in shock, not quite understanding what he was thinking.And Bruce shook his head at her cryptically, staring closely at Li Min's direction without letting go of any details.

Li Min walked up to the penguin, looked down at the little oval man, and said confidently, "I said it, do you have any opinions?"

"What's my opinion? My opinion is too big!" Penguin's shrill voice howled again, he took two steps forward and stared at Li Min, but his height forced him to look up to others In the future, it will become less deterrent: "I recognize you, you are that cheating game maker!"

"Why did I cheat on you!" Li Min shrank back in the high-frequency voice, then remembered that he couldn't be cowardly, puffed up his chest and raised his voice and asked, "What did I cheat on you!"

"Garbage games, ruining my youth, ruining my spirit, and you can't make money!" Penguin continued to scream, and at the same time excitedly waved the umbrella in his hand, thinking of the fire in his stomach, his face turned red "Why? You can't buy things with krypton gold!"

"...Because we are a serious game manufacturer, not some third-rate money-making mobile game, we can't charge for the testing phase." Li Min explained in a lower tone, and she realized that it was not a good idea to compete with the Penguin.

"Then why did you cut Batman again?!" Damn it, luckily I happened to be passing by, otherwise I would have let you cut the Gotham idol so vaguely.

"Why do you cut it again? I've never cut Batman before." Li Min frowned and thought for a while, then nodded, "Probably not."

"...you can't cut Batman."

"I do not."

"...What did you say?" The Penguin was shocked, he had never been so positively anused on such an occasion, and he was only shocked for a while.

"I said I had to cut Batman. I am a man of my word, and I will do what I say. If you don't believe me, you can ask the clown." Batman in Arkham dlc where I don't keep my word .

"I'll give you another chance to change your mind." Penguin finally recovered from the shock, regained his status as a big boss, and remembered his little brother with a lot of firepower.So he waved his hand, and the gun of the bodyguard behind him aimed at Li Min.

However, Li Min still stuck his neck without fear, "I don't."

This time, even Bruce became anxious. He didn't let anyone do it because he wanted to see Li Min's performance. They suspected that Li Min was not an ordinary person before, but now is a good opportunity to verify it, and Li Min is indeed Don't act as scared as normal people.

According to Bruce's consistent experience, this kind of character who does not rely on oars but relies on waves must have his trump card. He was waiting to see Li Min's hole cards, but it turned out to be at this point, or this person is too calm. Or she didn't have any cards at all.

And the occurrence of the second possibility, which is one in ten thousand, is not what Bruce wants to see.He only hoped that the Robins in the crowd would be smarter. At least one or two of them went out and changed their costumes and came to the rescue.

It only took a second for the bodyguard to load the gun. He knew that Penguin was definitely not just scaring Li Min, so he let go of Diana's hand...

Unexpectedly, Li Min opened her mouth again in the next second, and said quickly to the gun, "If you kill me now, I will never see the dozens of pressed new skins of Arkham 2 and Batman again."

Penguin: "Wait a minute!"

It's not that he's scared or anything - it's definitely not because he wants to watch Arkham 2 - it's just that he's here to end up with this woman. If word gets to Arkham, there's going to be a couple of neuropaths out there One went crazy because he didn't have a game to play.For his own physical and mental health, he decided not to take such a risk.

At the same time he was complacent about his wise decision, an accident happened.

It may be unbelievable to say it, but it was not anyone from the Bat family who started the attack, nor was it the fire of any of the Penguin's subordinates, but a girl, a girl hidden in the crowd.

Wearing a professional suit, the girl raised her hand expressionlessly, with her palm facing forward, the skin on her palm was opened to reveal the black hole of the cannon muzzle, her forearm was spread out, and she fired almost without any time to charge up, blowing away the guard in front of her.

She was the invisible assistant who stood silently behind Luther before.

The second one to move was Quinn's assistant. The blond Yujie supported the table with one hand and flew across the entire table with a roundabout kick, knocking down a bodyguard.No one dared to appreciate the scenery of her flipping skirt, because those stiletto heels have now turned into weapons of mass destruction.

Bruce's old butler had even snatched a weapon out of nowhere, holding a spray gun in one hand and a silver cutlery knife in the other.

"Damn... Are you hiring assistants or bodyguards?" Li Min's jaw almost dropped in shock, she retreated to Luthor's side in the chaos, not forgetting to complain.

In the next second, she was pulled away by Diana.

Li Min took two steps back until he hit Bruce, and they watched together as Diana kicked the penguin's head with a ferocious knee, and the penguin's jaw made a heartbreaking sound.

Bruce: "Are you hiring an assistant or a bodyguard?"

Things ended up sloppily when Nightwing and Red Robin arrived in a hurry, and they teamed up to capture the beaten-up Penguin.Unexpectedly, the Penguin didn't seem very upset about his return to Arkham, and he reluctantly shouted: "You must keep your word!"

Diana looked at the Penguin who was taken away, looked around, and found Li Min who was sitting next to an ambulance wearing a suit jacket—that jacket looked familiar, and it seemed to belong to Bruce.

She walked over directly, and accused her head and face: "I want to know what you are thinking, and confront the Penguin. Do you have any plans?"

"Yes." Li Min shrugged, looked at Wayne who was discussing with the police in the distance, and replied, "I hope Doom will come and save me."

"..."

"I'm joking." Li Min finally turned around and looked at her, "I'm counting on you to save my life."

"What?" This answer shocked Diana, and she was a little at a loss for a while.

"Unless I'm deaf so I can't hear the Justice League guys calling Wonder Woman 'Diana' in times of crisis, or I'm blind so blinded by a pair of glasses that my beautiful and competent female assistant is just An ordinary person." Li Min took out a glasses case from her bag, and took out the flat glasses, which were used when she occasionally needed to give speeches on stage, and her stylist suggested that she wear them The glasses look more like a strong woman.

First she handed the glasses to her assistant and smiled at her.

Diana didn't take it right away, but instead asked, "You put your life on me?"

"What? Did I do something wrong? You are one of the people I trust the most, except for Kyle." Li Min tilted his head and thought for a while, then lowered his voice, and said mysteriously, "Please tell me about the others. The assistant doesn't have any weird hidden identities, because Wayne's old butler is a little too old for a superhero."

Alfred is much more powerful than the average superhero, and he is respected by all members of the Justice League.

But Diana didn't say anything, she was amused, so she accepted this flattering move, took off her half-broken glasses and put on new ones, and she looked much more normal.

However, what is unexpected is that the impact of this incident is far from over.

The next day when she went to work, Mary Jane rushed into Li Min's office aggressively, threw her tablet on the desk, and said angrily, "I quit, I can't continue!"

"What...what's the matter." Li Min shrank her neck, a little bit distressed by the tablet that was slapped on the table by Mary Jane. Normally, this gentle girl would not talk to her like this, but this time she looked really angry.

"See for yourself what you did?" Mary Jane turned the tablet over and pushed it into Li Min's hands.

Li Min took it tremblingly, and flipped through it.

It was their community forum, and several high-rise buildings had already been built. She browsed roughly and found out what happened.

The reason is what Li Min said in an interview with Planet Daily yesterday. She said that she weakened Batman because she wanted players to realize that it is not easy to be a hero. My idol is so perfect, with a mortal body comparable to a god, and I have put in countless efforts to become such a good person, and by the way, I have stepped on a group of heroes who are born with talent.

So the fans of the trampled heroes were not happy. Based on the fact that Li Min was attacked by Gotham psychosis after the interview, they launched counterattacks one after another, from greeting the whole family to personal attacks, from the intensity of the game to the real cooking power, the two This camp is strangling you to death, and it's a bloody storm. What kind of undercover agents are pretending to be fans, and the gods are reversed. The people who don't know who are eating melons have started to wave their flags and shout to get sidelined.

Among them, the innocent people of Gotham who lay guns were also afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and they all ended up accusing the Super League fans of spreading rumors, and tried to prove that the people of Gotham were simple, united and friendly, and the rhythm was brought to the sky for a while.

Li Min climbed three buildings and was shocked after seeing more than a dozen long pictures of hanging people, until Mary Jane asked her, "Do you know what happened now!"

Li Min nodded solemnly, and expressed his thoughts: "I'm really a fan, I'm so scared."

Mary Jane: ...

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