[Comprehensive British and American] Daily life of a data balancer

Today is still a peaceful day in the metropolis, those gorillas who go out and run on the street at noon.

As a primate villain who is keen on confronting The Flash, Grodd didn't know what kind of style he was smoking today, but he didn't come to Midtown, but came to the Metropolis to mess with moths.

If it was just a smart gorilla, it would be easy to handle, it was a punch from Superman, but this orangutan obviously realized that he could not beat Superman physically, so he made an outrageous decision, Called a bunch of brothers over, and even kidnapped a group of passers-by with mind control on the spot, trying to defeat Superman by numbers.

As if no one had a brother yet.

So Superman also called people, and Batman and Flashman on duty arrived, together with the couple of the Vision Red Witch who passed by the next-door alliance of the Metropolis, they barely made up a five-wheeler.

"It's too much!" Wanda finally couldn't bear it when she took off the banana peel thrown from her hair for the third time. She screamed, her hands covered with red chaotic magic energy, "You don't hit people in the face , this orangutan doesn't show morals at all!"

"...Maybe it's because he's an orangutan." The Flash said sympathetically when passing by, and picked up the banana peel that Wanda dropped and threw it into the trash can. He didn't want to wait a while Accidentally step on it and perform a flat fall.

"We have to find a way to get people out of Gerud's control." Superman said while carrying an old woman, and carefully placed her on the balcony on the third floor to restrict her movements. Don't eat a lot of crutches "Where's Batman?"

"Batman can't take care of himself." Vision glanced at the battlefield, saw Batman fighting a group of monkeys for [-] rounds in a corner, and his tone was sympathetic.

"Normal. In this version, it's standard practice to harass Batman before starting a team." Wanda answered grandly on the side.

"Why?" The Flash spoke quickly and could only let people hear the last question.

"Defend from the rear." Wanda looked at The Flash this time with the look of "I'm afraid you're not a fool."

——No, why did you bring the game setting into reality so seriously.

Barry really wanted to complain like this, but after going through what Wanda said, he felt that she was right. As a superhero with an ordinary human body, Batman really lacks the strength of frontal toughness. Most of the time, he goes around the back and steals the tower went.

"The point is, what should we do now." Superman, who was eating the old granny's walking stick while preventing the old granny from jumping off the stairs, asked a little brokenly, "Should we call the Martian Manhunter?"

"Actually, I have a solution." Wanda thought for a while, and then suggested, "Let's find Gerud, and then I'll give him a chaos to interrupt his fine control, and that's it."

This is all a mess.

Superman tried to swallow his rant and focus on "good idea, where should we find that orangutan."

"Sarcasm." Wanda pointed at Superman, and replied as a matter of course, "Sarcasm forces an attack, so he will appear."

"...Huh?" Superman froze for a moment, not quite understanding what Wanda meant.

In the next second, a particularly burly figure rushed out from among the gorilla, jumped up howling and tried to attack Superman's knee, and at the same time yelled, "What am I doing!"

"..." How do I know what you are doing.

Superman received Gerud's punch in silence, and at the same time, the red magic energy in the hand of the red witch hit the gorilla's head, and the gorilla immediately rolled its eyes and passed out.

Batman, who finally escaped from a group of panicked monkeys, walked to the center of the battlefield angrily, and saw Superman holding Grodd with one hand and facing Flash against his face.He just listened to the entire conversation between the Scarlet Witch and them in the communication.

Thus, Batman obtained the following conditions:

1. The chaotic magic possessed by the red witch can modify reality to a certain extent

2. Scarlet Miko is a game geek and is also playing the moba game newly produced by Glass Slag

So, that night, Batman called the Avengers Building with a phone call, and he said aggressively, "Take care of your children, the real game is stupid and I can't tell what is there and what is not."

Just after listening to Vision's report on the recent work of the glass slag company, Tony, who was at a loss and didn't understand what the other party was talking about, was bewildered: "Huh?"

Earlier in the same day, Glass Slag's boss was discussing the plot of the newly developed mobile game with her queen copywriter in the office.

"Are you sure this will work?" Li Min hesitated as he looked at the new game plot text that Metatron had just handed in. "Your ending is too miserable, no matter which side you choose, there will be no good results."

"What's the matter, this is the real ending, the registration act split the superheroes, it never ended well. Didn't we watch it together?" Metatron shrugged and snapped his fingers "Captain America is dead, Iron Man is dead Yes, the two sides split into two countries and fought for ten years, and finally the group was wiped out. Iron Man died long before the civil war was not completed, but the superhero group was still wiped out..."

"Why don't you say that there are still two people shaking hands and making peace, and there are still marriages without civil war." Li Min tried to refute.

"There is no future for sexual transformation. Little girls eat rich and handsome people. There is no market for your export to domestic sales." Metatron educated her with a face full of hatred, "I tell you, tragedy can resonate, you Do you understand, what is tragedy is to tear up the beautiful things for others to see, only the incomplete can become classics, Mona Lisa without eyebrows, Venus with broken arms."

"..." Li Min looked at Metatron who was impassionedly slapping the table, and was stupefied for a moment, "But why do I still feel so unreliable?"

"Trust me, that's right, I rely on words for a living." Metatron assured with a show of chest, "Every little girl likes to read this kind of stuff, and I've been studying the routines of online writing for several years."

"..." Don't you think there's something wrong with you God's clerk who has been reduced to writing web articles!

Li Min's phone on the table lit up again to indicate an incoming call, she glanced at it and pressed it, pushed it aside again, and looked at Metatron again, and the latter had already put on a very gossip face." so?"

"So?" Li Min raised his eyebrows and looked at him pretending to be stupid.

"So, you are the only person in the world who dares to hang up on Shenjun's phone, and you hang up again and again." Metatron thought, while they were talking, the phone rang several times.

"Why do you..." Li Min hesitated for a moment, but Metatron immediately showed a look of astonishment, so Li Min could no longer deny it, and she corrected, "Dum can become a god because I helped him create a fighting spirit." Realm, I lent him strength."

"Isn't it, the woman behind Shenjun." Metatron nodded solemnly, and changed the subject before Li Min wanted to refute, "So what's the matter with you? I guess, it has something to do with Doctor Strange? "

"..." Li Min didn't deny it, she squinted her eyes and looked suspiciously at the other party, "What do you want to express?"

"I want to hear your expression, you know, I've always been curious, do you have some kind of special connection with the Supreme Mage? After all, he summoned you here, do you feel any tension when you're with him?" Some special feelings? What about you and Shenjun? After all, you have lent him your power, is it considered a special connection? Share it with me.” Metatron’s particularly gossipy face stopped after saying this sentence , he realized that he had slipped his tongue, and immediately put on an apologetic smile, "I mean, tell me about your current difficulties, and I can help you as a consultant."

"..."

"Come on, I have been in the human world for hundreds of years, and I have seen more love than you have traveled. I am familiar with the routines." Metatron still tried to encourage the other party, "I promise to write novels without using material ?"

"..." Li Min stared at him, looked at him for a while, and finally let go. She had looked for Kyle before, but that night, Kyle just listened to her complain, and then they drank a lot of wine and played the game The group went on bicycles to abuse food.

After listening to Li Min's talk about what happened in the sanctuary a few days ago, Metatron rarely made any remarks, but remained silent.

His silence made Li Min feel bad, she urged the other party to ask, "What's the matter, didn't you say you want to be my staff?"

"...You let me think about how to express that I won't be beaten." Metatron stretched out his hand and made a pause gesture, and then said after a while, "So you tell the Supreme Mage that you like him."

"Correct."

"Then you think of the gods."

"……kindness."

"And then you ran away."

"..."

"Then you feel too messed up and refuse to connect with two people."

Li Min was silent, and she said anxiously, "After you say that, why do I feel that everything is wrong."

"Do you want me to start complaining in alphabetical order or in chronological order." Metatron sneered mercilessly. It's a big taboo for military strategists, do you understand?"

"I don't want to understand!" Li Min slapped him mercilessly, thinking that it was naive for him to expect help from this guy who was afraid of chaos.

And Dum, who stood outside the door and listened to the corner for a long time, finally walked to the door and politely knocked on the open door, "I wanted to ask if you have time to have dinner together, but you didn't answer the phone, so I came directly over. "

In Li Min's surprised expression, he calmly pretended that he had just come here, raised an eyebrow and asked, "Did I interrupt your conversation?"

He is really not good at lying, because Metatron looked at him with a clear expression on his face.

But Li Min didn't seem to notice this, she shook her head guiltily and replied, "It's nothing."

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I was addicted to brushing the pool and almost forgot to throw the update...