[Comprehensive British and American] Daily life of a data balancer

Steve feels that he has been in a state of being forced recently because he must be chasing the death line and chaotic. The game company he signed needs to release a promotional cg within a month due to a temporary decision, so he was assigned a task Steve has been holding the sketchpad and desperately rushing to draft the whole month. He doesn't go out for morning jogs, and he doesn't have time to play sandbags. He almost suffers from cervical spondylosis.

Thank you that the villains in New York have been quiet recently, otherwise he would be really at a loss.

He finally handed in all the manuscripts two days ago, and received a cosplay costume reminding him that he needs to perform on the day of the carnival.

The consequence of a month of turmoil is that today he came to the building of the glass slag game company in a daze, and then felt that everyone's voice sounded very familiar.

This is also the reason why he ignored the very familiar voice of the other party when chatting with the lead dancer in women's clothing for the first time.

But at the moment he didn't quite understand, originally they had a happy conversation, but he took off his hood because he was too busy, and the other party suddenly changed his face, like a screaming chicken, and was still scratching his hair.

The people around had already looked this way because of the screaming of the other party. In order to avoid unnecessary misunderstanding, Steve quickly covered his mouth and dragged him to the corner, warning, "Can you be normal!"

"..." Maybe he was too impatient and unknowingly took on the tone that Captain America used to order. The other party shut his mouth instantly and nodded.So Steve let go of his hand and met the eyes that were still wide and about to pop out in shock.

Steve felt that this person's expression looked so familiar. After thinking about it carefully, the feeling of the other party screaming just now was also very familiar... So he looked at the other party carefully, brought some brains, and slowly turned his face The slow emergence overlapped with the other person's current appearance, and he also remembered that the other party said that his name was Peter, and he had just seen Mary Jane.

Conan Doyle said that when you remove the impossible, what remains, no matter how much you don't want to believe it, is the truth.

So he couldn't restrain his trembling voice and asked in a low voice, "Peter? Spider-Man?"

"Captain?" The other party also leaned over and said as if to make a secret signal.

"..." Steve looked at the makeup on the other person's face, the tube top leather jacket, miniskirt and fishnet stockings, and fell silent.

"..." Peter looked at the burly figure, the tights that were about to burst and the Spider-Man mask in his hand, and fell silent.

The atmosphere at the scene was very awkward.

Finally Peter squeezed out a smile, "Captain, let me explain..."

The captain looked up to the sky, laughed and waved his hands, "It's nothing, it's all forced by life."

The captain’s understanding moved Peter very much. At the same time, he thought of the comforting words Mary Jane told her earlier and thought of another possibility. He changed his attitude to look at his predecessors, “So, captain, you used to dress up as a woman to go deep into the Nazi rear.” Did this happen?"

"..."

Steve hesitated for a moment and was caught by Peter, so Peter laughed, "I understand, I understand, and I'm relieved."

Captain America: I'm sorry to let your idol image collapse.

There were people behind the stage who were recognizing their relatives, and many people outside the venue were also recognizing each other's relatives, including two local tyrants who should not be here, who are usually very flamboyant but are now very low-key.

Tyrant No. [-] Tony Stark was wearing a hooded sweater and wearing sunglasses while chewing bubble gum while waiting for Wanda to take pictures with the coser over there.

At this time, the No. [-] local tyrant, Bruce Wayne, suddenly flashed to his side, and patted his shoulder mysteriously, "I didn't expect to meet you here, Stark."

"Oh, I'll wipe it." Tony was startled and turned his head to look at it. At first, he didn't recognize who this guy in the old-fashioned flannel plaid shirt and thick glasses was, until the other party pulled the glasses down, revealing With that familiar face, Tony could tell at a glance that it was a child, "I'm sorry, why are you dressed like this, Bruce, is your family going bankrupt?"

"Hehe, whatever I look like is more normal than yours." Bruce smiled coldly.

"How is it possible? This is a standard house look, and Wanda specially designed it for me." He pointed to the pattern on the back of the sweater, "I saw it is still the work of this company."

"Forget it soon, put on sunglasses and pretend to be blind in the middle of the night, who the hell are you fooling around with?" Bruce curled his lips calmly.

"No one recognizes me anyway." Tony said triumphantly, rolling his eyes under the sunglasses, and before Bruce could say anything else, he noticed that the door opened, and it seemed that the ticket check had begun.So he waved to the little witch in the red dress not far away, and the latter came to him, and then he looked at Fa Xiao again, "Let's enter the arena together?"

"No, I'll wait for someone." Bruce waved his hands calmly, watching Tony shrugged indifferently and took his little girl away before he let out a sigh of relief.

He still didn't get a ticket in the end. He originally wanted to play by ear, but accidentally saw Tony.Thinking that if something goes wrong later, the other party can make fun of him for half a year, he still decides to hold back and wait until later.

After wandering around the perimeter for two times, the ticket checkers were almost done. The little girl in a cosplay suit at the door probably saw Bruce go around a few times, so she kindly greeted, "Sir, what can you do?"

So Bruce can no longer escape, he can only walk over to the ticket. "

However, this smile is 2.5% off without the blessing of an expensive suit and sports car, and the other party looks like a Two-dimensional creature with a maximum of [-] dimensions. It doesn't match his brain waves at all, so the damage of the smile is completely missed, the little girl said seriously. "Then you can report your account number, and I will check the information for you."

"..." Bruce's smile froze, and he squeezed out a sentence through his teeth, "Miss, look at me again."

"What's wrong with your face?" The girl raised her head with a blank expression on her face.

"Don't you think I look familiar?" Bruce hinted with a desperate blink.

However, the other party scanned him carefully and shrugged his shoulders, "Sir, I admit that you are a bit handsome, but I'm sorry, I'm gay."

"..." Bruce's smile was completely cracked. He touched his face and regretted that when he went out, he put on some powder and put on makeup in order to keep a low profile. In the end, he was not afraid of embarrassment. He gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and said directly, "I am Bruce." Wayne."

"I'm still the boss of this company." The other party snorted, didn't answer seriously at all, then paused, looked around, and carefully corrected "No, I'm not actually the boss of this company, I hope the boss didn't listen Up to this sentence..."

"What don't you want the boss to hear?" A voice in high heels came down the stairs, and the preemptive question made Charlie look up just in time to see Diana coming down the stairs.

"Have most of them entered?" Diana looked at the almost empty gate and asked Charlie, but she saw another person standing next to Charlie when she spoke, and she recognized him at a glance.She raised her eyebrows in shock for a second, and Bruce, who was facing sullenly, tried to wink at her, so Diana regained her normal expression and dragged Charlie aside.

"Did something happen?"

"It's nothing, everything is normal." Charlie said so, shrugged, and then compared behind his back, "Don't you think it's funny that this person said he was Bruce Wayne in order to evade fares? Bruce Wayne would Come to our kind of event?"

"Uh...Actually..." Diana looked embarrassed, and she felt that the best way at the moment might be to confess to Charlie that the other party was indeed that person, and then let Charlie let him in.

Diana looked over Charlie's shoulder and looked behind her. Just as she was about to confess, the words stuck in her throat, because she saw a local tyrant looking left and right, and then grabbed the railing without hesitation and turned over...

The smart Charlie saw her embarrassed expression, she restrained her smile, opened her eyes wide and screamed "It's not true!" and wanted to look back at the same time.

Diana grabbed her shoulders to stop her from turning around, and smiled, "How is it possible, Bruce Wayne wouldn't come to this kind of event, this is not his design."

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