[Comprehensive British and American] Daily life of a data balancer

For the first time today, Batman changed his otaku design, condescending and moving his precious footsteps to visit New York next door.Because the scarecrow who fled during the Arkham riots was finally caught in New York.

——What do you mean when you say you are a Gotham villain, you don't manage well in the local area and always run around next door?Not happy with Gotham law and order?

Batman was very upset about this, so he didn't have a good face all the way today... Of course, people usually don't see any good face in him anyway, so it doesn't make any difference.

Sergeant Gordon was the complete opposite. He was in a sunny mood, not only because their very dangerous criminals were caught lying down, but also because Batman was escorting him for this escort. Sometimes I can't help but leave a cursive on my signature.

But Batgirl is very disturbed. There are many reasons for her anxiety, including but not limited to her vigilante boss who found out that she did not choose her own company for an internship but went to New York next door. Her father and her were responsible for the escort. The boss and the criminal were arrested in the company where she worked...

But now, something even more embarrassing happened.

Her boss came to the police station and asked to see the scarecrow.

Obviously, as the president of the victimized company, she has the right to meet the criminal, so the police agreed, and Barbara saw Li Min walking aggressively from the other end of the corridor on ten-centimeter high heels, followed by a heavily armed police officer. iron Man.

Batman was waiting at the door, and when Li Min walked to the door and confronted him, he was not at a disadvantage in the slightest, even though Li Min was not much shorter than him since he stepped on the high heels, he asked fiercely, "What are you going to do?"

"I'll handle the complaint." Li Min said confidently.

Batman was silent, he passed Li Min and glanced at Iron Man behind him, who gave him a helpless shrug, then he turned his gaze back and heard Li Min chattering, "Do you know how important complaints are, This means that consumers are dissatisfied with our products, consumers are gods, do you understand? We must know where their dissatisfaction lies, make modifications, and cater to tastes... Forget it, you don’t understand the hardships of businessmen at all.”

It is said that Batman and Iron Man are among the top ten businessmen in the world: ...

Probably feeling a headache from Li Min's unreasonable reasoning, he stepped aside to open the door, waved her in, and asked Iron Man, "Why didn't you stop her."

"I blocked it, but she said that she needs to deal with consumer needs..." Tony was wronged, and he had to justify himself, so he publicly released what Li Min said at the time, "You are a rich second generation who knows a shitty business."

It is said that Bruce Wayne is also the rich second generation: ...

At this time, Li Min confronted the scarecrow in the house.This interrogation room only has one table and two chairs. Li Min pulled away the chair opposite the scarecrow, and as soon as he sat down, he asked straight to the point, "As you said before, you want to sue me."

"..." The scarecrow's handcuffs hung on the table to restrict his movement, but he looked very angry, his hands clapped on the table, and the metal tabletop rattled, "It's you!!!"

"It's me, you said our company cheated consumers, what's going on?" Li Min asked.

The scarecrow obviously thought that Li Min hadn't realized that mistakes are intolerable, so he was furious, screaming and accusing "You have the nerve to say that!!! Your "Arkham Assault" game, I worked hard according to the strategy After a long time, how come the real jailbreak is different from the simulation!!!”

"How many times did you play badending in the game to escape?" Li Min folded his arms and faced the accusation unmoved.

"37 times!" The Scarecrow thought for a while and added, "Garbage games! Destroy my youth, lose my energy, and waste my money!"

Batman, who was squatting outside the door to eavesdrop, remembered that he had only used 20 times of BE to pass the level, and suddenly felt relieved.

"Then why are you dissatisfied if you cleared the level once in the fucking reality!" Li Min asked back, unable to understand the other party.

"You didn't say that you might meet Batman after crossing the gate of Arkham!!! Do you know how I escaped by getting into the sewer! That's Gotham's sewer! There are killer crocodiles!"

"..." Facing the scarecrow's roar, Li Min fell silent. She glanced behind her, then pursed her lips and thought for a while before explaining, "We don't have the copyright of Batman, nor do we have the copyright to kill crocodile."

"..." The scarecrow was speechless now. As a reasonable villain with a face and a social security number, he knew that he could not blame Li Min for this matter.But the feeling of not being able to vent his anger made him even more angry, so he finally said "garbage Batman" between his teeth.

It is said that due to copyright issues, Batman who was unable to appear but was still lying on the ground: ...

Half an hour later, Li Min came out, holding a piece of paper, on which there were densely packed crooked characters, which could be seen from the hand of a scarecrow—nine of the ten characters in the two strokes were broken and unrecognizable. I learned Chinese characters thoroughly from medical school.

Tony was here to ensure Li Min's safety, so he closed the cultivation game in the armor that he just played when he had nothing to do, and walked with Li Min, seeing her throwing the piece of paper away when passing by the trash can go in.

"Isn't that the Scarecrow's opinion on your game series?" Tony couldn't help reminding her.

"Yeah, he mentioned it?" Li Min turned her head, blinked her eyes, with a completely confused expression.

"Then you remember everything?"

"I don't remember."

"Then why did you throw it away?"

Li Min turned around, looked at Tony, and asked him inexplicably, "Our company's purpose is to teach players how to play games, not let players teach us what games are."

Tony looked at Li Min with the proud face of "I am Dad", and heard the scarecrow in the interrogation room enthusiastically "You must release a second part!" ''s expectant voice, feeling that he doesn't understand the world very well.

——By the way... who said just now that the consumer is God?

Li Min felt very happy when she came home. Wayne Enterprises lost money for her building redecoration, and because the scarecrow made such a fuss, she got the temporary copyright of the Avengers by gaining sympathy, and Tony Stark even found time Having dinner with her and sending her home--that's enough for her to brag about for a year.

Then Li Min's last plan for tonight is to live broadcast the demo part released by Mary Jane today. She has a live broadcast account and specializes in various game evaluations. Opportunity to promote your company's games.

When she finished washing and turned on the computer, downloaded the trial game from the official website and was about to start the live broadcast, she heard a sound, like something heavy was thrown outside the door. It was difficult for her to pretend that nothing happened, so she stood up Ready to check it out.

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Mushroom is a writer of novels, she knows a fart fate(.) mire stalk, the original source seems to be different from this. . .