Smiling Proud Floating Life

Tian Boguang was very curious and asked, "You are second?"Who is the first? "Linghu Chong said: "That is Dongfang Bubai, the leader of the Demon Cult! "

Tian Boguang nodded when he heard the words, and said: "I have no objection to your saying that the Eastern Hierarch is number one, but your Excellency ranks second, which is a bit boastful. Could it be that you are better than Mr. Zun Shiyue?" Linghu Chong said: "I mean Hit while sitting. Hit while standing. My master ranks eighth, and I am 89, which is far behind his old man." Tian Boguang nodded and said, "That's how it is!" Linghu Chong said, "Brother Tian, ​​I have to say it again. , although my swordsmanship is good, it is useless except for stabbing flies. Think about it, if you are really fighting with people, who would like everyone to sit still? Even if I make an appointment with you You have to sit down to compete. When you lose, you will naturally become angry from embarrassment and stand up. Your fighting skills standing up are far better than mine, and you can kill me, who is number two in the world while sitting down. Therefore, I am the second best player in the world sitting down. It's just a vain reputation and nothing worth it." Tian Boguang snorted coldly and said, "Brother Linghu, you really can speak with this mouth. How do you know that I will definitely lose to you in sitting down? How do you know that I will become ashamed and become angry, stand up and kill you?" Linghu Chong said: "If you promise not to come and kill me after losing, then the pact with the eunuch is not counted, lest you lose your sons and grandsons Alright, let’s stop talking nonsense, let’s do it now!” With a lift of his hand, the table, including the jug and wine bowl, were thrown off the table, and the two sat face to face, with a knife in one hand, One held a sword in his hand.

Linghu Chong said: "Let's make a move! Whoever stands up first and gets his ass out of the chair loses." Tian Boguang said: "Okay, let's see who stands up first!" The two of them were about to make a move when Tian Boguang asked Yi Lin took a look, then burst out laughing, and said, "Brother Linghu, I've convinced you. It turns out that you secretly laid down your hands and deliberately made things difficult for Tian Boguang today. I will sit and fight with you, and no one is allowed to leave the chair." , not to mention your helpers rushing out, just this little nun's hands and feet behind my back may force me to stand up." Linghu Chong also laughed, and said: "Just ask someone to step in to help, then Linghu Chong has lost. Little nun, do you expect me to win or defeat?" Yilin said: "Of course I hope you win. If you fight sitting down, you are number two in the world. You must not lose to him." Linghu Chong said: "Okay, then please go! The faster the better, the farther the better! With such a bald nun standing in front of me, Linghu Chong will lose without a fight." Without waiting for Tian Boguang to stop him, he slammed his sword, and stabbed at him.

Tian Boguang waved his knife to block it, and said with a smile: "I admire, I admire! It's a clever plan to save the little nun. Brother Linghu, you are really a... passionate seed. It seems that the rumors in the world are not credible. It's just that you are in danger. It's a bit too big." Yilin finally understood that Linghu Chong had repeatedly said that whoever stands up first loses, so that she would have a chance to escape.Tian Boguang couldn't leave his chair, so naturally he couldn't catch himself.

At this time Linghu Chong urged again and again, Yilin had no choice but to bow to him, and said: "Thank you, Senior Brother Linghu, for saving your life. Yilin will never forget the great kindness of the Huashan School." Turning around and going downstairs, she just reached the stairs As soon as she opened her mouth, Tian Boguang shouted: "Hit!" When she turned her head, two spots of blood flew over and splashed on her clothes. It turned out that Linghu Chong had been stabbed in the shoulder.

Tian Boguang smiled and said: "How is it? I think it's very common for you to sit down and fight the second best swordsmanship in the world!" Linghu Chong said: "This little nun is still not leaving, how can I beat you? That is my destiny It's going to be bad luck." Yilin thought that Linghu Chong hated the nun, she wouldn't let her go, she was afraid she would really kill him, so she hurried downstairs.Once under the restaurant, Tian Boguang yelled again when he heard the sound of swords and swords intersecting each other: "Zhong!" Climbing up from the side of the building, he reached the roof of the restaurant, leaned on the roof tiles, looked in from the window, and saw that Linghu Chong was still fighting fiercely with his sword, his body was splashed with blood, but Tian Boguang was not injured at all.

After fighting for a while, Tian Boguang yelled again: "Hit!" He slashed at Linghu Chong's left arm, put away the knife and said with a smile: "Brother Linghu, my move is to show mercy!" Linghu Chong said with a smile: "Of course I know , you are a little heavy handed, and this arm of mine will be cut off by you!" Yilin saw it in her eyes, and she didn't know what it was like, but at this moment, he could still laugh.Tian Boguang said: "Are you still fighting?" Linghu Chong said: "Of course! I didn't stand up." Tian Boguang said: "I advise you to admit defeat and stand up. What we said doesn't count, you don't have to I worship that little nun as my teacher." Linghu Chong said: "Once a gentleman speaks out, it is hard to chase after him. How can it be counted?" Tian Boguang said: "I have seen many tough men in the world, brother Linghu. Waiting for the characters, Tian Boguang met for the first time today. Alright! Let's not decide whether to win or lose, how about the two families stop?"

Linghu Chong looked at him with a smile, but didn't speak, the blood from the wounds on his body kept dripping to the floor.Tian Boguang threw down his sword and was about to stand up, when he suddenly thought that if he stood up, he would be considered a loser. He only swayed like this, and then sat down firmly, and finally he did not leave the chair.Linghu Chong laughed and said, "Brother Tian, ​​you are very clever!" Tian Boguang picked up the single knife and said, "I'm going to use the sharp knife. If I'm too late, the little nun will run away and I won't be able to catch up with her." " Yilin on the house heard him say that she still wanted to chase her, she was trembling with fright, and worried that Linghu Chong would be killed by Tian Boguang, and she didn't know what to do.It suddenly occurred to him that Senior Brother Linghu was fighting that villain desperately just to save himself, and only by committing suicide in front of the two of them could Senior Brother Linghu not die.At that moment she drew out the broken sword at her waist, and was about to jump into the restaurant, suddenly she saw Linghu Chong's body swayed, and he fell down with the chair on the ground, and saw him crawl away slowly with his hands on the ground, the chair was crushed in his body.He was badly injured and for a moment struggled to stand up.

Tian Boguang was very proud, and said with a smile: "Whether you are the second in the world while sitting, who is the number [-] in the world when you are crawling?" He said and stood up.Seeing this, Linghu Chong also laughed, and said, "You lost!" Tian Boguang laughed and said, "You lost so embarrassingly, and you still said I lost?" Linghu Chong crouched on the ground and asked, "What did we say earlier? "Tian Boguang said: "We agreed to sit and beat, whoever stands up first, leaves the buttocks off the chair... then... then... then..." He said three words of "just" and couldn't go on. , pointing at Linghu Chong with his left hand.It turned out that at this time he realized that he had been fooled.He had already stood up, but Linghu Chong hadn't stood up yet, and his buttocks hadn't left the chair. Although he looked embarrassed, according to the agreed words, he was considered victorious.

Tian Boguang stood there in a daze, unable to make up his mind for a while.Linghu Chong shouted: "Junior sister of the Hengshan School, come down, congratulations on accepting a new student!" It turned out that Yilin was spying on the roof, and he already knew about it.Although Tian Boguang is evil, he does not deny what he has said, he could have stepped forward and killed Linghu Chong, and then dealt with Yilin later, but at this moment he shouted loudly: "Little nun, let me tell you, next time If you dare to see me again, I will kill you with one blow." Yilin was originally unwilling to accept this villain as an apprentice, so he said that, she was just wishing for it.After Tian Boguang said this, he inserted the single knife into the scabbard, and strode down the restaurant.Just then Yilin jumped into the building, supported Linghu Chong, took out Tianxiang intermittent glue and applied it to his wounds, she counted, there were as many as thirteen large and small wounds on his body...

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Yilin finished applying the medicine for Linghu Chong, and helped him to sit on the chair.Linghu Chong couldn't help panting, and said: "Excuse me, pour me a bowl of wine." Yilin poured a bowl of wine and handed it to him.Suddenly there were footsteps on the stairs, two people came up, they looked at Yilin, then at Linghu Chong, then at Yilin, their expressions were very rude.

At this moment, Linghu Chong glanced at one of them and asked: "Junior Sister, do you know what kung fu the Qingcheng School is best at?" Yilin said: "I don't know, I heard that the Qingcheng School has a lot of kung fu. " Linghu Chong said: "That's right, the Qingcheng School has a lot of clever kung fu, but the most brilliant move among them, hehe, so as not to hurt the friendship, don't worry about it." Saying that, he glared at the person again.That man was originally Luo Renjie from the Qingcheng School.Hearing the sound, Luo Renjie rushed over and shouted: "What is the most brilliant thing? Tell me?" Linghu Chong smiled and said: "I didn't want to say it, but you must tell me, right? That's a trick 'Backwards flattening the sand and falling wild goose pose'." Luo Renjie stretched out his hand to pat the table, and shouted: "Nonsense, what is the 'buttocks facing backwards flat sand falling wild goose pose', I've never heard of it!" Linghu Chong said with a smile: "This It's your sect's housekeeping move, how come you haven't heard it before? Turn around and I'll show you." Luo Renjie cursed a few words, then punched Linghu Chong.Linghu Chong stood up and wanted to avoid it, but he lost so much blood that he didn't have any strength at all. He swayed and then sat down. He was punched on the nose, and the blood flowed continuously.

Luo Renjie waited to hit the second punch, Yilin hurriedly stretched out her palm and said, "You can't hit! He was seriously injured, didn't you see it? You bully the injured, what kind of hero are you?" Luo Renjie scolded: "Little nun saw that the little thief was so handsome, she moved Fanxin! Get out of the way quickly. If you don't get out of the way, even you will be hit." Yilin said: "If you dare to hit me, I will tell your master, Guanzhu Yu, to go." Luo Renjie said, "Haha, if you don't abide by the clear rules and break the precept of obscenity, everyone in the world will beat you.