Smiling Proud Floating Life

Would the honest and gentlemen of the Shan School be willing to join hands with the adulterers? "After hearing this, Yilin couldn't bear it anymore, and said: "Don't wrong this Senior Brother Linghu, he is a good man!" The elder of Taishan sect sneered and said, "Is he a good person?"Hehe, he is a very good person who is in the same league as Tian Boguang! "Suddenly, the Taishan sect elder yelled "Ah" and pressed his hands on his chest with a very strange expression on his face. Tian Boguang put the knife back into its sheath and said: "Sit down, sit down!"drink, drink. "Seeing the blood oozing from the fingers of the elder of the Taishan School. Yilin didn't know what kind of wonderful saber technique Tian Boguang used. She didn't see him stretching out his arms and waving. The elder of the Taishan School was stabbed in the chest. The knife was really fast. Extremely. She was so frightened that she only shouted: "Don't...don't kill him! Tian Boguang laughed and said, "If the little beauty says no, I won't!" "The elder of Mount Tai held his chest and rushed down the stairs. Linghu Chong got up and wanted to chase him down to save him. Tian Boguang grabbed him and said, "Brother Linghu, this bull-nosed man is so proud that he would rather die than ask for your help. Why bother asking for your help? boring? "Linghu Chong shook his head with a wry smile, and drank two bowls of wine.

Tian Boguang said: "This Niubi is good at martial arts. My chopping was not too slow. He was able to shrink three inches in time. This knife didn't kill him. There are still two tricks in the Taishan school. Brother Linghu, this Niubi is not dead , you will have more troubles in the future. I wanted to kill him just now to save you from future troubles, but it is a pity that this knife will not kill him." Linghu Chong laughed and said: "I have troubles every day in my life. Damn it, drink alcohol , drink. Brother Tian, ​​your knife seems to be slashing at my chest, I am not as good as Master Tiansong in martial arts, so I can't avoid it." It turned out that he knew the elder of the Taishan School who had just made the move.I heard him say again, "I am not as good as you in martial arts, but you are not as good as me in drinking capacity." Tian Boguang said: "Is the drinking capacity not as good as you? That's not necessarily the case. Let's compare. Come on, let's drink ten bowls first. " Linghu Chong frowned and said: "Brother Tian, ​​I only know that you are also a good guy who doesn't take advantage of others, so I gambled with you. I don't know that it's so wrong, it makes me very disappointed." Tian Boguang squinted at him and asked: "I How can I take advantage of you?" Linghu Chong said: "You know that I hate nuns, and when you see nuns, you feel uncomfortable and lose your appetite, how can you still bet with you?" Tian Boguang laughed again, and said: "Linghu Brother, I know that you are doing everything possible just to save this little nun, but I, Tian Boguang, love sex as much as my life, and since I fell in love with this charming little nun, I will never let her go. If you want me to let her go, there is only one condition " Linghu Chong said: "Okay, tell me, go up the knife mountain, go down the oil pot, I, Linghu Chong, accept my fate, frowning, I am not a good man." Tian Boguang filled two bowls of wine with a smile, and said: "You After drinking this bowl of wine, I'll tell you." Linghu Chong picked up the wine bowl, drank it up in one gulp, and said, "Go!" Tian Boguang also drank the bowl of wine, looked at him, and said with a joking smile: "Brother Linghu, I'm Since you are a friend, you should follow the rules of the Jianghu, a friend's wife is not allowed to play. If you agree to marry this little nun... I will let her go immediately and make an apology to her, other than that, absolutely nothing. " Yilin at the side could only hear that her cheeks were flushed like fire, and her eyes drooped.Linghu Chong yelled, and said: "Shut up! If you make such silly jokes again, Linghu Chong will piss you off on the spot, how can he have the life to fight with you? If you don't let her go, we will fight to the death." Tian Boguang laughed. "When it comes to fighting, you can't beat me!" Linghu Chong said: "If you fight standing up, I am not your opponent. If you fight sitting down, you are not my opponent."

Tian Boguang sat on the chair and didn't stand up, but he blocked the fierce attack of Tiansong Taoist, a master of Taishan School, who was good at sitting and fighting, so it can be imagined.When Linghu Chong said this, he said it deliberately to annoy him.Tian Boguang was not angry when he heard this, he just smiled and said: "Brother Linghu, what Tian Boguang admires is your courage and courage, not your martial arts." Linghu Chong said: "What Linghu Chong admires you is that you fight while standing up Kuai Dao, but not the saber technique of sitting down." Tian Boguang said: "You don't know this, when I was young, I suffered from a cold disease in my legs, and for two years I practiced the saber technique while sitting, and the sitting down is just right. I'm good at it. Just now, I and that Taishan sect's cow... Taoist split moves. It's not that I despise him. It's just that I'm used to sitting down and wielding knives, so I don't bother to stand up. Brother Linghu, this skill is not as good as yours. Mine." Linghu Chong said: "Brother Tian, ​​you don't know about this. You just practiced swordsmanship sitting down for two years because of a cold leg when you were young. No matter how much time you spend, it will only be two years. I have other kung fu. It’s not as good as you, but sitting and wielding a sword is better than you. I sit and practice my sword every day.” Tian Boguang showed a surprised look on his face, and said, “Is there such a thing? I’m so ignorant, I want to see Mount Hua What kind of swordsmanship did you send sit... sit...?" Linghu Chong said with a smile: "These swordsmanship was not taught by my mentor, but created by myself." Tian Boguang's expression changed immediately when he heard it, and he said: "So In this way, brother Linghu is so talented, it is very admirable."

It turns out that in martial arts, it is really not easy to create a new set of moves, if it is not for the high level of martial arts and extraordinary intelligence and knowledge, it is absolutely difficult to find a new way and create new moves.Like the famous Huashan School, which has been established for hundreds of years, every move and style of martial arts has been honed over thousands of years. It is extremely difficult to change one of the moves, let alone create another way of swordsmanship?

Linghu Chong grinned, and said: "This sword technique smells so bad. What is there to admire?" Tian Boguang was very surprised, and asked, "Why is the smell so bad?" Yilin was also very strange. How can there be any bad smell?Linghu Chong said: "To tell you the truth, Brother Tian, ​​when I go out every morning, in the latrine, there are flies flying around everywhere, which is very annoying, so I use my sword to stab the flies. At the beginning, I can't hit the flies, but as time goes by, practice makes perfect, As soon as he stabbed the fly with his sword, he gradually comprehended and realized a set of sword techniques from these sword moves to stab the fly. When using this set of sword techniques, he sat down all the time, wouldn't it be a little smelly? Does it smell bad?" When he said this, Yilin couldn't help but burst out laughing, this Senior Brother Linghu is really funny, how can there be such a sword practicer in the world.Tian Boguang heard this, but his face was ashen, and he said angrily: "Brother Linghu, I regard you as a friend. You are deceiving people too much by saying this. You think that I, Tian Boguang, is a fly in the latrine, don't you? Well, I will learn from you I will teach you this way... your way..."

In a martial arts competition between masters, if one's mind is impetuous, it can be said that he has already lost [-]% of his losses. Linghu Chong's words are obviously intended to provoke the other party. Now that Tian Boguang is finally angry, it means that the first step has been counted.Linghu Chong smiled and said: "I am practicing this sword technique just for fun, and I have no intention of competing with others. Brother Tian must not misunderstand, I will never dare to treat you like a fly in the latrine." Yilin Can't help laughing again.Tian Boguang was even more annoyed, he pulled out his sword, put it on the table, and said, "Okay, let's all sit down and compete." Yilin was terrified when she saw the fierce light in his eyes, and he was obviously ready to kill. Killed Linghu Chong.

Linghu Chong said with a smile: "Sitting and wielding swords and swords, you are not as skilled as I am. You are no match for me. Today Linghu Chong made a new friend, Brother Tian, ​​so why should he hurt the peace of the two families? Besides, Linghu Chong refused to be on his own. The best skill is to take advantage of your friends." Tian Boguang said: "This is Tian Boguang's willingness, and you can't say that you took advantage of me." Linghu Chong said: "In this way, Brother Tian must compare?" Tian Boguang said "It must be compared!" Linghu Chong said: "It must be compared sitting down!" Tian Boguang said: "Yes, it must be compared sitting down!" Linghu Chong said: "Okay, in this case, we have to make a rule, win When the defeat is pending, the one who stands up first will be considered as the loser." Tian Boguang said: "That's right! When the victory or defeat is pending, the one who stands up first will be considered as the loser." Linghu Chong asked again: "If you lose So what?" Tian Boguang said: "Whatever you say?" Linghu Chong said: "Let me think about it. Yes, first, the loser must not be rude when he sees this little nun from now on. As soon as he saw her, he had to bow respectfully and salute, and said: "Little Master, disciple Tian Boguang pays homage to me." Tian Boguang said: "Bah!How do you know I must lose?What if you lose? Linghu Chong said: "It's the same with me. Whoever loses will have to switch to the Hengshan sect and be the disciple of Mrs. Dingyi and the apprentice of this little nun." Seeing Linghu Chong speaking so confidently, Tian Boguang showed hesitation. Linghu Chong provoked him again: "If you are determined not to switch to the Hengshan sect, we don't have to compare. Tian Boguang said angrily, "Nonsense!"Alright, that's it. Those who lose will take this little nun as their teacher! "Yilin said anxiously at the side: "I can't accept you as apprentices, I'm not worthy of kung fu, and besides, my master doesn't allow it either."Whether we are monks or lay people of our Hengshan sect, all of them are women, how can... how can..." Linghu Chong waved his hand and said: "I discussed with brother Tian, ​​you have to accept it if you don't want it, how can you not accept it?" You decide? He turned to Tian Boguang and said, "Secondly, the loser has to raise his sword and become a eunuch himself." " Yilin really didn't understand this point at all. She thought that if there is an emperor, there will be eunuchs, which is nothing special. After Tian Boguang heard this, he laughed angrily: "Brother Linghu, this doesn't seem so fair, does it? Seeing that Linghu Chong didn't answer him, he thought about it for a while, then looked sideways at Linghu Chong and said hesitantly: "Brother Linghu, are you really sure of winning?" "Linghu Chong said: "Naturally!Fighting standing, I, Linghu Chong, rank No. 80 in the world of martial arts; fighting while sitting, I rank No. [-]!