don't take me for fun

It was getting colder day by day, and the people in the palace gradually began to thicken their clothes.

Every year at this time, Li San will have a chronic cold without accident.It is not enough to be bedridden, but coughing from time to time is still unavoidable.

Li San got used to it, so he didn't think about seeing a doctor, but Xiao Xi insisted on calling the imperial doctor to see him.The imperial doctor said that this disease cannot be cured, and the disease can only be alleviated by taking some medicine when the disease occurs and recuperating slowly.After the prescription was prescribed, Li San took some traditional Chinese medicine every day, and the cough symptoms really improved a lot.

Li San was idle and bored, so he asked the craftsmen, and built a small stove with mud in Xianyun Palace to decoct medicine, so Xianyun Palace is full of strong traditional Chinese medicine smell every day.

The emperor brought Zuiyue with him, and could smell the medicinal smell from a distance.Along the way, the frown became tighter and tighter.

"What's the matter, such a strong smell of medicine?" The emperor asked as soon as he stepped into Xianyun Palace.

Li San was decocting medicine, when he heard the voice, he turned around and saw Li Lingjiu and Zuiyue, and called Xiaoxi to move two chairs away from the stove, and invited them to sit down.

Li San put down the blowing fan, straightened his messy hair before walking towards Li Lingjiu and the others.

"I heard from Zuiyue that you were ill, so I came over to take a look. What are your servants doing here? Why did you let the empress decoct the medicine herself?" The emperor frowned.

Li San sounded strange, Li Lingjiu had always spoken casually to him, but today he carried a little majesty of an emperor, and then looked at Zuiyue who was looking at him next to him, and understood.With a sneer in his heart, he continued, "I have been ill for half a month, and the emperor only came to visit. If you come later, the illness will be cured."

"Are you blaming me for not coming to visit you?" The emperor's face turned cold.

Li San's lips curled up with a smile, "I don't dare, the emperor has a lot of things to do, and I am so grateful that I can still come to Xianyun Palace. You and Yue Meili should sit first, and the medicine over there is not ready yet, so I should go and get busy first." Li San turned around , went to decoction.

This gesture seemed to dislike the redundancy of the two, and the emperor's face became even more unsightly.

Seeing that the emperor was unhappy, Zuiyue didn't dare to speak.In a blink of an eye, he caught sight of the fence next to him, got up and stood by the fence, turned around and waved to the emperor happily, "Come and see, the emperor, there are little rabbits here."

When the emperor heard Zuiyue's voice, his face brightened a little, he got up and walked over, and saw several white rabbits lying under the bamboo of Concubine Xiang on the fence.

Zuiyue opened the low gate of the fence, went in, hugged the little rabbit, stroked it, looked up at Li Lingjiu who was still outside, and said excitedly: "I met Sister Zhao holding a little rabbit in the Royal Garden before, it's so cute, Sister Zhao Said it was a gift from the empress. I didn’t notice it last time, but there are really rabbits here.”

The emperor watched Zuiyue tease the white rabbit, and asked, "Do you like it?"

Zuiyue nodded.

"If you like it, let the empress give you some."

Zuiyue hesitated, "This is not good, this rabbit's fur is very shiny, the empress raised it with such care, how could she be willing?"

The emperor laughed loudly, "It's just a few rabbits, the empress won't be so stingy, I will get them for you later."

Li San decocted the medicine for half an hour, got up and asked Xiaoxi to bring the medicine in a bowl.Turning around, I found that the emperor and Zuiyue were still there.I could only hand over the work to Xiao Xi, went back to the house, washed my face, changed my clothes and came out.

Li San walked in, only to see Zuiyue holding a rabbit in her arms, the emperor was teasing with a carrot with Zuiyue, laughing happily.

"What are the emperor and Yue Meiren talking about, so happy?" Xiaoxi moved a chair beside the two of them, and Li San sat down.

"I'm talking about this rabbit." The emperor didn't get too excited, and continued to feed the rabbit, "Hey, Zuiyue likes this rabbit, you can give him some."

Li San is not stingy.If you see that others like it, you will be happy, and you will be willing to part with it, just like giving the rabbit to Concubine Zhao.But the premise is that you are willing to give it.

"This rabbit is not very easy to keep. The first rabbit my sister asked me for died after a few days of raising it. Beauty Yue looks like a person who loves small animals. If the little rabbit dies, it's not because she wants to die of sadness. Is it?" Li San refused.

Zuiyue looked at Li San pitifully, "No empress, I will take good care of them and never let them die."

"This rabbit is very delicate, and Xiaoxi only learned it after raising it for a long time. If you like rabbits, let someone get some good ones from outside the palace to raise them."

"But, my concubine really likes these white rabbits." Zuiyue looked at the emperor with big eyes and aggrieved when she saw that the empress refused to agree.

"The empress should be lenient towards the Sixth Palace. Why are you so stingy and care about how many rabbits?" The emperor's face turned sour again, "You can give Zhao Guifei, why can't you give Zuiyue a few? What do you do to Zuiyue? Opinion?"

Li San was unhappy when he heard that, he raised his head and stared at the emperor, "This is my rabbit, I can give it to whoever I want!"

"Hmph, which of the things in the palace is yours?" The more the emperor said, the more he went too far, "I must take this rabbit away today."

Li San got angry, but he couldn't stop the emperor, so he got up angrily, kicked away the chair and went back to the room.

The emperor ignored Li San, and instead asked, "Which ones does Zuiyue want?"

Zuiyue smiled happily, ran to the fence, and pointed at two more.

The emperor ordered Xiao Quanzi to catch him, and left Xianyun Palace talking and laughing with Zuiyue.

At dinner time, Xiao Quanzi came to Xianyun Palace and said that the emperor invited the empress to share dinner.

Li San was so angry that he ignored him.

It's been an hour, and Xiao Quanzi hasn't left yet, Li San frowned and said, "Don't stand here, I won't go!"

"Hey, empress, calm down and come with me. The emperor said, I won't go back unless you are invited."

Li San snorted coldly, "Aside from threatening people, what else would he do?!"

I can only put on thick clothes and follow Xiao Quanzi to Yulin Palace.

"Xiao Quanzi, are you lost? I have invited the empress for an hour, and the food has gone cold. What should the empress do if she has a stomachache after eating?" This caring look is almost the same as Bai Ri.Seeing Li San approaching, he quickly stood up, pulled Li San to sit down, and winked at Xiao Quanzi, "Hurry up and heat up the food."

Li San pulled away Li Lingjiu's holding hand, "Your Majesty, I can't bear your food. You don't want to accompany your Moon Beauty, why did you call me over?"

"You old man, are you angry with me because of a rabbit?" Li Lingjiu sat back in her seat and shook her head.

"What am I doing for the rabbits? I'm doing it for..." Li San thought carefully about why I was angry.

Recalling what happened in the morning, it seemed that it was indeed for a few rabbits. Thinking about it, I felt naive, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Li San was angry and didn't eat dinner. Now that the food was served again, Li San also felt a little hungry, so he didn't care about it anymore and ate it generously.

Li Lingjiu's attitude towards Li San during the day was much different from that at night, and she always felt that there was some conspiracy.

"What are you planning?" Li San felt that Li Lingjiu changed a little too quickly.

"Is there any idea?" Li Lingjiu looked innocent, "I said last time that I was afraid that you would be bored by yourself, so I found a companion for you. Look, aren't you bored today?"

Li San laughed angrily, "Why are you here to amuse me? Are you so annoying? You put on airs so much during the day, and now you have lowered your status. Do you think you are playing house?"

Li Lingjiu held her head and said boredly: "Of course I have to play, how can I go and amuse those ministers, those seventy and eighty-year-olds, I'm afraid I will piss them off."

"If you want to play with someone else, just don't get in my way." Li San thought about it, and found a little opportunity, "If you want me to play with you, you can, but..."

Li Lingjiu watched Li San's eyes rolling, and was afraid that he was asking for something, "What do you want?"

Seeing Li Lingjiu's appearance that I'll give you whatever you want, Li San felt like a profiteer seizing the opportunity to make a fortune.

"You teach me martial arts, and I'll act with you." Li San was very envious of Li Lingjiu's kung fu that could leap across the lake with just one body.

"Didn't I tell you last time that you need a foundation. You are already old."

"Just teach me lightness kung fu, don't need anything else, the kung fu of floating on water is really amazing!" Another reason Li San wanted to learn lightness kung fu was that he could leave the palace for a walk at any time.

Li San's expression was eager, "You just need to teach me. If you can learn to be with me, I promise you as long as you teach me, I will accompany you in acting, and I will definitely work hard."

Li Lingjiu thought about it, the deal was quite worth it, and said to Li San, "That's fine, as long as you're not afraid of hardship, it's okay to teach you."

Seeing that Li Lingjiu agreed, Li San felt happy.

"You're staying here tonight. I'll teach you how to practice the basic skills. I'll give you the cheats to learn when your foundation is almost ready. That's the kung fu of Kunlun monsters. It's specially created for climbing Xuefeng. of."

It sounds very powerful, Li San admires it, and wants to learn this skill early.Maybe one day he will become famous all over the world and become the only one in martial arts.

Li Lingjiu told him the basic tips and precautions for half an hour, down to the position of each movement in detail, Li San listened and learned carefully.After speaking, Li Lingjiu went to sleep.

Li San was very excited when he was learning martial arts for the first time. He practiced until the third watch, and then reluctantly climbed into bed to rest.

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I thought I didn't have time to change it, but I was able to code some words, happy.