don't take me for fun

Recently, there has been a rumor in the palace: the emperor has fallen out of favor!

The emperor often recruits a brothel woman into the palace recently, and she sleeps in the emperor's bedroom.Every midnight, a sedan chair would enter through the side door of the palace and be sent out again in the morning.There were rumors in the palace that the woman was as beautiful as a fairy, making the emperor linger.

The concubines came in and out, and the bits and pieces of words would always reach Li San's ears. Li San snorted and sneered, what kind of woman is obviously a young lady.

"Empress, are you there?" Concubine Zhao started yelling as soon as she entered the door.

Li San had just finished his breakfast, and was lying on the rocking chair in the yard basking in the sun.

Concubine Zhao walked a little impatiently.Xiaoxi moved a chair to Li San's side, and Concubine Zhao sat down panting.

"What's the matter? Are you in such a hurry?" Li San asked while shaking his chair.

"After Miss Yanmei left, hasn't her palace been empty all the time? There was a lot of noise there today. I called someone to inquire, and they said that a newcomer is going to enter the palace. Do you know who it is?"

Li San thought, it couldn't be the young lady in the brothel.

"It's the favored brothel in the previous paragraph. The plaque on the gate of the palace has been changed, and now it's changed to Zuiyue Palace."

Li San's rocking chair paused for a moment before shaking again.

"So, have you seen that person?"

"No, please come into the palace in the afternoon." Concubine Zhao reached out for a fan, and the sound of fan whistling made Li San feel a little annoyed.

"I don't know what kind of person is here this time. The women in the brothel are the most charming. You have only been in the palace for less than half a year, the empress. You are really wronged." Li San didn't care what Concubine Zhao always said.It's just that Li San knew that the person who came was not a woman. There was only one man in the palace, but another man came suddenly. For some reason, Li San felt a sense of crisis.

Li San got up early the next morning, and he knew that the owner of the Drunken Moon Palace would come over soon.

Zhao Guifei and Chen Guifei came to greet Li San early.

Sitting and chatting, the little eunuch at the door came to announce that it was the new Mr. Zuiyue who came to visit the empress.

Li San breathed a sigh of relief, the one who should come will always come, so he was called in, and got up with all the concubines.

As soon as Zuiyue entered, everyone stared at him in surprise, only Li San remained calm.

Zuiyue's eyes flicked forward, looked around the crowd, and her eyes stopped on Li San in the middle.Surprise flashed by, random brows and lips curled up, bowing to the empress with the etiquette of a woman.

"Zuiyue sends greetings to all the elder sisters and the empress. Zuiyue doesn't know much about the rules in this palace, so please bear with me if something upsets all the elder sisters."

"Where are you talking, my lord? When you come to this palace, you are all a family. Take a seat." Seeing that no one spoke, Concubine Chen quickly reached out to help Zuiyue come over, and gave up a seat.Fortunately, several people are also familiar with Li San, so they won't appear to overwhelm the host and lose etiquette.

Li San sighed in his heart, so he had to invite Zuiyue to sit down, and introduced all the concubines present to him.Zui Yue came to this palace, not very clear about the situation inside, so he obediently responded to the questions of the concubines, quite polite.

Near noon, Zuiyue got up and said: "Sisters, I should have stayed a little longer, but the emperor said yesterday that he wants me to accompany him to lunch today, so I won't be with my sisters."

Waiting for Li San to agree, he turned and left Xianyun Palace.

As soon as he left, everyone fell silent for a moment.Concubine Chen Gui wanted to say something, but felt it was inappropriate, so she didn't say anything.

Li San looked at everyone's appearance, and chuckled. "Hey, what are you guys doing? As for being so scared?"

"It's actually a man!" Concubine Zhao Gui was still in astonishment.

"Aren't I a man too?" Li San asked with a smile.

"Hey, you are different. You are the empress, the empress who was appointed by the head of Yu Feidao, how can you compare with him." Concubine Zhao explained that before this, she always thought that there would only be an empress in the palace. man.

"I don't like his appearance. He's obviously a man with the coyness of a woman. He also said that the emperor asked him to have dinner with him. Is this showing off?" A concubine said disdainfully.

"Hey, don't mention him. I'll eat at my place today." Li San called Xiao Xizi, and went to order the imperial dining room to cook more meals and bring them here.

Li Lingjiu came to Xianyun Palace in the middle of the night, and Li San was eating.

Li Lingjiu sat down, asked Xiaoxi to take the bowls and chopsticks, and ate with Li San.

"Why didn't you have dinner with your son Zuiyue?" Li San squinted at Li Lingjiu.

Li Lingjiu laughed wickedly, "Are you jealous?"

"What am I jealous of? It's your concubines who are jealous!" Li San rolled his eyes.

Li Lingjiu approached Li San, and asked with interest: "How did they react? Did I miss a good show today?"

"It's nothing exciting. I'm just a little scared. I didn't expect you to welcome a man into the palace."

"You always say that this palace is boring, I found you a male companion, aren't you happy?" Li Lingjiu felt that she was trying to relieve Li San's boredom.

"Please forgive me, are you torturing me again?"

"How come?" Li Lingjiu looked wronged, "It's better to reconcile the yin and yang in this palace. I really like the drunken moon, it's delicious."

"He doesn't look like an emperor." After eating, Li San ignored Li Lingjiu and went to the inner room to rest.

Li Lingjiu followed into the inner room and lay on the bed on his back, "Since when did you regard me as the emperor?"

"Hey, get out of the way, I'm going to rest. Don't sleep here, my bed is too small to hold up."

Li Lingjiu turned over and faced Li San who was sitting on the chair, "Hey, if you want to try it with me, Zuiyue has always praised my skills and I promise to make you comfortable."

Li San sneered: "If you let me go, I will try with you."

Li Lingjiu was choked, and could only say: "I am a [-]-year-old, how can I entertain others."

"I'm a seven-foot man, and I don't want to be inferior."

Li San got up and pulled Li Lingjiu, "Get up, I'm going to rest."

Li Lingjiu couldn't afford it.

"If you want to be here, go to sleep honestly and don't use your brain. Or leave immediately."

"Hey, you." Li Lingjiu sighed, "Others are eager to get on the dragon bed, why are you different?"

"I am not someone else." Li San thought to himself, I am a good young man in the 21st century, and I have never known class status.It’s all right to let me be an empress, but also want me to serve others like a woman, hehe, go dreaming.

Seeing that he couldn't get up, Li San stepped into the bed, hugged the quilt to sleep, and ignored Li Lingjiu.

Zuiyue has been in the palace for more than a month, and because of her family background, she quickly found out about the people in the palace.The favored concubines in this palace are all the daughters of officials and officials, only the emperor and empress are different.The emperor and empress have no family background or background, yet they became the highest-ranking person in the palace except the emperor, Zui Yue was a little puzzled.

These days, the emperor often stays in Zuiyue Palace, and with these favors, Zuiyue is more confident than before.

Just after releasing the scorching heat, Li Lingjiu hugged Zuiyue who was lying on him comfortably.

"Your majesty, my concubine went to Xianyun Palace yesterday. The empress seems not feeling well recently, why don't you go and see?" Zuiyue asked casually, circling her fingers on the emperor's chest.

"Oh? Is that so? There are many imperial doctors in the palace. I can't cure his illness after I go there. What are you doing there?" Li Ling gently stroked Zuiyue's back.

"I heard before that you and the empress are very affectionate. Why don't you even have a question now, but it will hurt the empress's heart."

"Enchantment? Who did you listen to?" Li Lingjiu snorted coldly, "If Daoist Yu Fei hadn't said that he was someone destined for me, he would have been the empress in his turn. He, even one-tenth of your Neither."

"Enen~" Zuiyue was satisfied when she heard it, and coquettishly said: "Only you think it's good, but how can a concubine be as honorable as the queen of God."

Li Lingjiu raised Zuiyue's little head, with a disapproving expression on his face, "There is no hierarchy in this palace. The one I love is the most honorable one. Empress is just a title. When I look for an opportunity, I have to give it to you." Those boring people will be kicked out of the palace. When the time comes, if you like that position, I will take it for you."

Zuiyue listened to the emperor's promise, she was happy in her heart, and said with tenderness on her face: "You took this concubine from Zuimenglou and gave you back your title. I am already very satisfied. The concubine only May I be with you forever, how can I ask for more?"

"The joy you brought to me can't be exchanged for any treasure. What is a mere title?" Li Lingjiu didn't care much.

"With you like this, the concubine would be willing to die even if she died now." Zuiyue was moved, tears flashed in her eyes, and she buried her head in the emperor's arms.

"What do you mean you can't die, I am here, who can let you die?" The emperor comforted: "Stop talking stupid things in the future, and you will be punished if you say anything else."

As he said that, he turned over and pressed Zuiyue under him, with a smirk on his face, and stretched out his hand to Zuiyue's armpit to scratch it.

This made Zuiyue uncontrollable, begging for mercy repeatedly, and couldn't stop laughing.

After arguing for a while, Zuiyue slowly stopped laughing, her face was a little sad.Stopping the emperor's troublesome hands, he continued: "Since the drunken moon entered the palace, you have often stayed with the concubines and neglected the other sisters. There are so many concubines in this palace, so there are inevitably more rumors that the concubines seduce the emperor. This Now that the empress is sick, you don't go to see the concubine every day, the empress feels uncomfortable, and the life of the concubine may be difficult in the future."

"If he dares to embarrass you, I will abolish his empress position." Li Lingjiu's tone became more serious, and she looked down at Zuiyue's lonely face, and said distressedly: "Hey... If you are worried about others gossiping, I will go there tomorrow Take a look, okay? You come with me, so you won't be bored."

"Yeah." Zuiyue nodded, and then smiled again.

Seeing Zuiyue smiling, the emperor regained his interest, and stretched out his hand to hold Zuiyue's delicate body for a while.

Zuiyue half pushed and half pushed, her face was blushing, her eyebrows and eyes were affectionate, and she whispered provocatively.

The red tent is warm, and the room is full of spring.

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