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Only by relying on the mountains and eating the mountains did I discover the benefits of Li Ao.

With one order, you can choose what you want to eat, and you can choose fat and thin!

Authentic game!

What Li Ao summoned were ordinary animals without intelligence, Xie Ming didn't have the slightest psychological burden, and fought from the side, watching Li Ao tear open the pheasant.

Before coming, Li Ao also robbed the big kitchen of Qingxuanguan, and got enough seasonings for himself at one time.

The two of them sat on the grass and ate a delicious meal, buried the leftovers on the spot, patted their buttocks and went back after the fire was extinguished.

In the next few days, Li Ao took Xie Ming to the mountain to have a tooth festival, and occasionally he would return to Guanli to cook porridge and stew to clear his stomach when he got tired of eating.

When everyone was around, Xie Ming announced that he and Li Ao planned to adopt the little guys, and got strong support from a few kids!

Li San'er "meowed", and with the little green tip on his neck that was too late to leave, he rushed forward with a greasy rub, and was pushed away by Li Ao with a black face.

It was rare for the little yellow hair to be clever, and obediently squatted in front of Xie Ming and stood upright, curling up its claws, blinking its round and peasy eyes to act cute.

Jinli can't understand it, it is a wild cat, it is used to being independent, and it doesn't quite understand what the adoption means, but Li Ao's strength is something it can deeply feel, and it is also important for it to have someone to rely on. good thing.

Seeing so many more "brothers and sisters" vying for favor with it, Ske yelled "my, my", while flapping his wings, trying to cover Xie Ming completely and prevent other little monsters from touching him.In the end, the black-bellied Li San'er secretly set up an air wall to block the outside

As a last resort, Xie Ming stepped forward to maintain order, touching each of them, and finally the "chaos" calmed down.

Li San'er is really happy, it's just a coincidence that it got a little luck and stepped into the path of cultivation.And because of good luck, I was able to follow Li Ao to get some real energy from time to time to practice. It was also fate that Brother Li found a human being and was willing to adopt and take care of them.

Although monsters have cultivation and magic power, they are never the little monsters who can live freely.

Which little monster doesn't want to find a backer?But monsters with strong cultivation bases look down on them, and those with low cultivation bases who can't protect them are Brother Li. Li San'er never thought about how long he can stay by his side, fearing that once the matter is resolved, it will It's useless.

But adoption is different!

They will be a family from now on!

As an unfavored pet cat who once came out of a human family, Li San'er understands the difference very well.

To be a part of a family, there is a need for existence, and many pets, even if they are not intelligent, will not be abandoned at will. Because they are named, raised, and accepted by a family, they become a family. an integral part of it!

It will be like this in this home in the future!

So Li San'er screamed even louder.

Li Ao ""

I know you're happy, but you really don't have to be so happy

You thanked your father for shouting so ecstasy, it will make your father feel a sense of crisis

"Okay." Li Ao raised his hand and said to the five cute and cute little guys, "You practice hard, and when the time comes, you will be registered as soon as you transform."

Household registration is very important for monsters to enter the society.In the past two years, the management has become more and more strict. It is almost to the point where you have to go to the super criminal department to register if you want to get a household registration. Relationships can run to death.

Li Ao himself went through the back door of the Super Criminal Department, but these little monsters Li Ao rubbed their chins, so they can try to start from kindergarten.

The form of monsters can be adjusted, and most monsters directly transform into adults for convenience.Wouldn't it be easier for him to let the little monsters turn into cubs and send them to kindergarten, and then go to elementary school, middle school and university?

The most important thing is that if Xie Ming wants to raise a child, he must have some fun raising a child, right?

But when Li Ao gave advice to Xie Ming, he didn't say that.

"These little cubs, the little green sharps, I can see that they can be transformed into a young man." Li Ao quickly entered the role, like a worried old father, and his wife who respected him as a guest began to discuss the children's education. "It is Those who came out of the mountains didn’t even know a few words, so I’m afraid they won’t be able to integrate into society so quickly after being transformed.”

It was the same with Li Ao back then, since he practiced in Kunlun Mountains, he has never recognized a few characters, and the ones he knows are still ancient Xiaozhuan.By the time he transforms into a dragon, the official language has long been changed to traditional regular script. He was imprisoned in the well without spending a day, and he relied on the few broken books left by the Taoist priest to figure it out for himself. At that time, there was a little boy who studied hard and got up to the well every morning to recite the text. Li Ao listened to the sound of reading, and completed his self-education with such difficulty.

After he put a trace of his soul into the Dragon Ball and was brought out of the well with Xie Ming, what he had learned before was no longer useful.

Because the text has been simplified

Li Ao hung on Xie Ming's neck and read aloud.

Up to now, he is still in the modern society, one in a million illiterates without serious diplomas, extremely scarce, although the Super Criminal Division forged a whole set of files for him, but Long Jun couldn't bear his temper when he forged it for himself, and he lacked time, so Nothing came with it.

As for Xie Ming didn't find out at the time, didn't the super-criminal department have been built?

Isn't it the same to take it out to make a blindfold and ignore the name?

without delaying marriage

Therefore, Li Ao persuaded earnestly, "You still have to study. I plan to let those little ones, when they transform into three-year-old cubs, send them to kindergarten and go to school again."

Xie Ming didn't know about monster transformation, but he was very satisfied with Li Ao's proposal.

How can an illiterate do it?

There is no illiterate in Lao Xie's family!

You must study, and you must study hard!Work hard on the exam!

"You're right!" Xie Ming, who knew the importance of learning, passed Li Ao's proposal, and planned to start doing it as soon as the little monsters took shape.

So the five little cubs who didn't know it were decided on their future "life" life path - going to school, studying and taking heavy exams!

For several days in a row, the weather was calm, and things outside seemed to be going well.

The post said how many demons were caught today, and how many ghosts were caught tomorrow, as if everything was under control.

The locust tree spirit also specially came to Qingxuan Temple to get the Zhenyuan balls.

Xie Ming is also the first time to see a thousand-year-old demon.

He looked like an ordinary middle-aged man, but his eyes, which had experienced many vicissitudes, were particularly deep with traces of time.

The old locust tree spirit called himself Huai Shu, and took a homonymous name, but he was extra polite, and when he saw Xie Ming, he said, "Sister-in-law."

Xie Ming was so frightened that he almost lost his character.

But according to Li Ao's seniority, he is really a generation higher than the thousand-year-old locust tree spirit.

The gift for the meeting was also very affordable. The old pagoda tree spirit gave a jar of pagoda tree honey and half a catty of fresh pagoda tree flowers, and said with some embarrassment, "It's all my own stuff, let's try something new, Mrs. Sister-in-law."

Xie Ming immediately thought of his real body—the locust tree

The corners of his lips twitched, and he silently accepted the gift.

It is said that Ueki's essence has a lot of benefits, less needs, is not stained with blood and evil spirit, and is blessed by heaven, and can support his family and get rich. Unlike Li Ao, he has nothing to offer, his body Produces nothing.

Li Ao was not polite at all, and even felt that the locust tree was a spirit.

The honey produced by the thousand-year-old locust tree is very rare, full of aura, and the locust flower is also nourishing enough, which is very suitable for Xie Ming.

Li Ao didn't bother to clean up the balls that Li Ao made. He found a [-] cents plastic bag in the supermarket and put them in that way. He handed the bag over casually and asked casually, "How many years are left in the calamity?"

Huai Shu couldn't believe it, he was stunned for a while, and said honestly, "There are about two years left."

"Success, remember to come to me when the time comes." Li Ao nodded and let him go.

The locust tree spirit is so polite, so it is natural that he has something to ask for. He said that he will live for a thousand years, but in fact it is still two years short.Two years later would be his thousand-year catastrophe, Li Ao saw his uneasiness, so he promised him that he could protect him from the catastrophe in two years' time.

"What two years later?" Xie Ming asked after the locust tree spirit left.

"He has a small matter, and he needs my help." Li Ao smiled and opened the honey pot, which was full, and when the lid was lifted, there was a scent of honey.

The locust tree essence has worked hard. The honey produced by its own flowers has chosen a nest of bees with a little aura, and it blooms in a place with plenty of aura to make honey. I don’t know where he went to bloom the flowers in such a cold day. .

There are not many flowers left after picking honey, half a catty is not bad.

Li Ao looked at such a pile of ingredients with satisfaction, and started to look through the recipes in his mind, intending to continue to supplement Xie Ming.

It is not easy to turn a human into a monster.

Not only must the materials be fully prepared, Xie Ming himself must also be nursed to the best condition.

"What's a little thing?" A pot of honey and half a catty of flowers, it's already past the season of Sophora japonica in such a cold day, and Xie Ming said he didn't believe it.

"He's been through a lot of calamities, I'll just go and have a look." Li Ao replied casually, seeing Xie Ming's serious attitude, with a smirk, he dipped his finger in some honey and wiped it on his lips, then leaned over and kissed him again.

That sweet taste can be sweet from the tip of the tongue to the bottom of the heart.

Is calamity a trivial matter?

So what's the big deal?

It's not that Xie Ming doesn't believe in Li Ao, but that this person is always too unreliable!

Finding that Xie Ming didn't relax at all even after eating honey, Li Ao had no choice but to hug him and shake, "Two years later, don't worry, let's eat honey first."

Eat a fart!

Sneaking behind his back to make trouble again!

Xie Ming licked his mouth, the taste seemed to be imprinted on his lips, after licking and licking, it was always sweet.

The honey produced by the monster is really different, and it tastes great.