house elf

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How could he be a man?

Xie Ming's subconscious reaction was this!

Followed by cold sweat

Li Ao won't go against the sky so much that even men can get pregnant, right?

By the way, the two of them are men, and they don't have any awareness of contraception.

I'm so fucked!

he won't have it

Xie Ming touched his stomach in horror.

He just wants to have a child, but it is absolutely impossible to have one by himself!

Li Ao don't even think about it!

What would happen to him as a man?Li Ao is so awesome, why didn't he give birth by himself?He is a big monster who has been cultivating for thousands of years, so he must be able to do something by himself!

Subconsciously, Xie Ming retorted, "Why didn't you give birth?!"

Now it's Li Ao's turn to be shocked

Xie Ming actually had this idea!

First proposed adoption to test his attitude, and then asked him to be reborn?

He is public!

"I, I don't like children!" Li Ao shook his head quickly, vehemently refused and threw the question to Xie Ming, "Whoever wants it, whoever wants it! Anyway, I don't want it!"

"I'm a man, you let me have a baby?" Xie Ming stared, equally incredulous.

"It's all with handles! I'm also a male!" Li Ao's aura is not lost to Xie Ming at all, he can't be weak at this moment, if he lowers his head a little, he's about to lay eggs!

How can this be spread out?

Even if he scratches his ears, he will fight to the end!

"What are you in a hurry for?" Fortunately, Xie Ming was able to hold on, and the topic turned back to his initial plan, "There are so many little monsters in the family, so it's okay to adopt them all?"

No one needs to give birth to a child who is ready-made for nothing.

Still five!

So you don't need to lay eggs?Li Ao's tense spirit shook slightly.

He suddenly felt that this idea was great!

"Okay!" Li Ao made a decisive decision.

If Xie Ming insisted on raising a child, adoption would be a real peace of mind.Wiping the cold sweat off his forehead, Li Ao thought in his heart that it was lucky, he was almost forced to lay eggs

After an oolong, the couple were sweating coldly—it was too scary to let a male male have a baby or something!

"Then tell them first, don't worry now, you can go through the adoption procedures after the transformation." Xie Ming thought a lot, and now he can't formally adopt him, but he just informed in advance.If the little monsters need something, they can prepare it in advance.

Moreover, the adoption requires household registration and age order. When the time comes, the little monsters will be transformed into their first and last order, and they will be regarded as their birthdays, and household registration will be handled by the way.

Once same-sex marriage was legalized back then, adoption has become commonplace in society.After all, not every couple can afford the high cost of surrogacy. If a married couple wants to have a child, they must go through cumbersome procedures, have relevant certificates, and go through a series of home visits and assessments, which is very troublesome.

But even so, the number of families waiting to adopt a child is considerable, and it has reached the point of queuing up to make an appointment.

He and Li Ao are quite beautiful. Not only do they not have to line up, but they can also adopt several of them!

The little green sharps have slipped out to play early, and usually they don't have the chance to appear openly on the territory of the Super Criminal Division, and Taoist temples have to be avoided.Now someone was covering them, and the little monsters couldn't stay still, so they ran out to have a good time.

Two cats plus a weasel would not be noticeable anywhere. Little Green Pointer wrapped herself around Li San'er's neck as a collar.

Only sk, shivering from the cold, and because he ran too slowly and flew conspicuously, was brutally abandoned by the large army, plunged into the house and scalded his hair.But it was also a blessing in disguise, Li Ao opened his mind, and by the way, got Xie Ming to move his mind and plan to adopt a cub.

The little ones were not there, Xie Ming suppressed his thoughts for the time being, and finished tidying things up with Li Ao.

After finishing his work, Li Ao tapped his phone.Since the mission was released, he often went up to check it out.From yesterday to today, it shows that a monster who was following the demon was caught, but the monster resisted too fiercely, and the monsters who fought for success were too heavy-handed, and accidentally killed the monster. What kind of contract did the dirty demon sign, and it disappeared when it died.

Li Ao gritted his teeth, the Filthy Demon is really cautious, so forget it, it doesn't matter if he is killed in the future!

Anyway, I couldn't get any more news. A few bastards who were too ambitious, caught the monsters who earned points, but they were restrained.

After sending out a message, Li Ao's background also received a message.

Taking into account the enthusiasm of the monsters, the locust tree spirit plans to distribute forum points and Li Ao's real yuan rewards in time.

Most of the monsters are masters who don't see rabbits and don't scatter eagles. If it drags on for a long time, I'm afraid few guys are willing to contribute.After all, Li Ao is so powerful, if they don't fulfill their promise, wouldn't their efforts be in vain?

Li Ao readily agreed.

With such a small amount of true energy, if he can cut off the evil demon's escape route, he is willing to pay double!

After leaving a message asking Lao Huaishu to come to City D, Li Ao put away his phone and started making balls.

Be more prepared, lest the locust tree spirit always come to disturb you.

Ske has just opened his mind, and now he can't resist the true essence at all. He flapped his wings and jumped over from the stove, stretched his neck and called "babababa" to Li Ao's flattery.

Well, this one will be a son and daughter in the future

He's a scaly one, not very good at distinguishing the gender of wing feathers

Li Ao conveniently fed a ball the size of a mung bean.

SK can't absorb too much now, and giving more is a waste.

The pointed beak was chomping at the balls, the neck was slightly opened and closed, and the balls were swallowed.Ske's eyes were bright, knowing that this was a good thing for it, he took out the trick to please Xie Ming, twisted his neck and rubbed Li Ao's knee.

If you love to act like a baby so much, you might not be a female bird?

Li Ao pushed Tusk's green head, booing it "It's gone, I can't eat it"

"Ba ba?" Sik stretched his neck and looked at the table, there are many

"Eat it again and it will explode." Li Ao frightened the bird, tightened his fingers and opened them suddenly, "There was a 'bang' sound! It exploded into dumpling stuffing in one go, and it was smashed into pieces, understand?"

Skee was startled, jumped back two steps and tilted his head. Seeing that Li Ao refused to give up, he flicked his long tail and went to cling to Xie Ming again.

"Thank you dad, thank you dad!" A stack of voices yelled, as if they had received a big red envelope with joy.

"Here." Xie Ming was generous, and filled the nuts prepared for sk into that small pointed mouth.

"Ka Ka." Skeck pecked twice, found something wrong, swallowed it down and continued "Thank you, Dad".

"I'll give it to you tomorrow" as soon as he promised, Xie Ming suddenly realized that he didn't know if he could eat more of this thing, so he went to see Li Ao again, "Do you think it's okay to feed one a day?"

"Zhenyuan is just an assistant. If you want to succeed in cultivation, you have to come by yourself." Li Ao persuaded, explaining, "The little green pointed ones are almost accumulated, it doesn't matter whether you eat or not. This bird is still small. Not in time."

Little Lujian'er is not as good as the transformation, and Li San'er is the same, even Little Huangmao is better than Sike.

Feeding some of these three cats often is equivalent to replenishing spiritual energy, and it has no major impact on cultivation.The path of their cultivation has been determined, and they can transform into form only when they accumulate.

But SK has only just opened up his knowledge, so eating more is not beneficial, but it will hinder it from learning the experience of absorbing spiritual energy and promote inertia.

Two hard-working old fathers discussed the issue of SK's cultivation and reached a consensus - don't eat it!

Skee blinked his black bean eyes, feeling that he was no longer the most favored baby. With his head drooping and his paws dragging, the macaw, whose sex was unknown and which had just been enlightened for less than half an hour, went to the stove to warm up.

Now only this little bit of warmth can soothe the baby's hurt heart.

At noon, the little guys hadn't come back yet, Xie Ming was a little worried, but Li Ao was more stable.

"Those are all monsters, even if you meet a demon-subduing man who doesn't have long eyes, you won't be afraid. A good tiger can't stand up to a pack of wolves!" Li Ao quickly poured the vegetables into the small boiler set up under the eaves of the house. Inside, I flipped through it twice with a shovel, "Besides, except Jinli, those three have my mark, how could something happen?"

Li Ao reckoned, probably because there are many mountains around here, and those few are wild cubs, I'm afraid they forgot to come back after having fun at the moment.

Xie Ming had no choice but to stop thinking about it, and lowered his head to help Li Ao watch the fire in the stove.

From that idea of ​​adoption, it seemed that something suddenly connected him with a few little monsters.With more responsibilities and obligations, the normal mind can no longer be maintained.

The cooking stove is an old item pulled from the warehouse of Qingxuanguan. Since the natural gas pipeline cannot be pulled through, the cooking and cooking on the mountain are all gas.

Li Ao didn't want to enter that big kitchen at all, let alone eat Qingxuanguan's unpalatable vegetarian food, so he simply set up the stove and started the fire by himself.

He is not a monk at home, he is not taboo about meat and vegetables, and he doesn't pay attention to Qingxuanguan's miscellaneous hairs. He originally planned to stew meat in a big pot and starve them to death. , Li Ao could only cook vegetables bitterly.

Such a calculation is a big loss!

It's just a few herbs, but he was asked to take vegetarian food for an unknown period of time!

The vegetables are very ripe, stir-fry a few times and the leaves will become soft. Add salt while it is half-cooked, and a plate of fried vegetables will be out of the pan

The shiny green color makes Li Ao feel a little disgusted.

I hate it even if I did it myself!

Xie Ming knows that Li Ao's culinary skills are excellent, as long as he has the ingredients, he can cook anything with good color, flavor and taste. He also moved here before he had eaten a few good meals. At this moment, he thought of all kinds of meat and vegetable dishes. I can't help but feel a little hungry.

However, if you live in a Taoist temple, you still have to observe some rules.

It's really not possible to go down the mountain every now and then to make up for it.

Li Ao filled the dishes, and looked at the plate and lost his appetite. This is not a good way to live!

Xie Ming is still at a loss, he didn't eat well at all a while ago, and now he is eating green vegetables, even if he added the refined liquid ball, he still can't eat happily.

He poured the vegetables into the pot with his backhand and put the plate back on. Li Ao stood up and grabbed Xie Ming, "Let's go, I'll get you something delicious! With such a big mountain, can you still starve to death? "

Xie Ming followed in a daze, and after listening to Li Ao's words, he realized that he really needed to rely on the mountain to eat the mountain

Li Ao resentfully muttered in his heart, no wonder the little ones have to be vegetarians if they don't come back now, whoever comes back is stupid!