Fall into the bucket next to you.Satisfied, he poked the back of the plump fish, glanced at another empty bucket, raised his eyebrows and asked showing off, "You just said that you are good at fishing?"
What?Brother was actually provoked?The meat shield opened its mouth in a daze, its stupefied face with tentacles swaying in the wind and explosive head, just like Xiaoqiang who was beaten by slippers And complain.
Sellen might have gotten used to seeing this dull face, so he stretched out his index finger and lifted the chin of the meat shield up, with a calm and compassionate expression, like a forensic doctor who closed the eyes of the dead after the autopsy, and then slowly Looking back to the front, his tone couldn't be any weaker, "Don't fish any more, be careful that you won't have anything to eat when you go ashore."
Fishing... to eat?Does Xiao Lun like to eat fish?So, the deceased Xiaoqiang...uh, the meat shield immediately revived on the spot, and excitedly swung his pole and shouted, "Oh, oh! Xiao Lun wants to eat any fish, I'll catch you all!"
"Hey! You have to shake the monster head on time! You have hooked me!" The unlucky passerby player who was caught yelled angrily.
"Ah, sorry sorry!"
Pfft, idiot.The corner of a certain elf's mouth finally turned up in a desperate manner.
Misty Island is an island located in the southeast sea, surrounded by a thick cloud and isolated from the world, the only way to get a glimpse of it is to look down from the air.It is similar to the island of Xuyong, both of which use magic enchantment as a barrier. There are NPC guards standing guard to supervise the entry and exit. In addition to the different humanities and customs, Misty Island drifts randomly from [-] to [-] kilometers away from the city of the sea, so it is also called the Drifting Island, and this mysterious phenomenon is one of the three secrets of Opus.
The geographical environment of the island can be said to be small and complete, including plains, valleys, forests, rocky deserts, depressions, grasslands, hills, icebergs, lakes and rivers... only what you can't imagine, nothing you can't find; and this is changeable The terrain is not the only feature of Misty Island, what is even more astonishing is——
"Welcome to Misty Island. You can enter the main city of Zihuo by going straight from the front entrance. The facilities on the island are rich and exciting. Please pay attention to heart endurance and gastrointestinal safety. If you need dental care, please contact Zihuo customer service In the center, someone will recommend a legally certified dentist for you; if you want to adopt a cute animal, please prepare the hire money and chef certificate, register at the Wangcheng Church to get the number, and wait for the interview with the island owner of Misty Wu Island. The cute animals on this island are extremely precious and delicate, please All tourists must be gentle and caring, please be careful not to hurt the cute animals during PVP, offenders will be punished by the island owner, and in severe cases, they will be expelled from the blacklist... Thank you for coming to this island, I wish you a happy meal."
As soon as he got off the boat, the meat shield was dizzy by the long broadcast.The pier, which is as lively as a tourist area, has players landing on speedboats one after another, and there are also a few flying players who landed from the air. It seems that no matter what mode of transportation you choose, you must land at the pier and accept interrogation before entering the city.
The distance from the pier to the city gate was only [-] meters, but there were two long rows of guard NPCs standing on the left and right. After the tinnitus passed, the meat shield rubbed his reflective glasses and took a closer look. They were all Kung Fu Pandas in military armor. Even the patrols flying in the sky and paddling in the sea are no exception!
"Wow! They don't have copyright issues, do they?"
The meat shield wanted to scratch the explosive head in shock, but accidentally poked the little bat sleeping on the head and was bitten, so he had to scratch his face in pain.Holding a bucket full of fish in one hand, he followed Salem at a glance, "Why does this island seem to be very popular? The broadcast just now sounded weird. Speaking of which, I don't think I've seen it on the forum before." The screenshot of Kirishima, I only heard that it seems to be very interesting inside.”
"Because photography is prohibited on the island, you'll know it when you go in anyway, so you have to be mentally prepared." Salem still snickered.
Under the instructions of the NPC, he called up the character panel and passed it to the other party to check, and was told to be careful not to accidentally injure the residents of the island in PVP, before he was finally allowed to enter the city.The moment they stepped into Zihuo, the meat shield suddenly took a deep breath and was completely shocked!
Gingerbread houses next to each other, coconut-scented snowflake icicle chandeliers, brick and stone steps made of three-color sandwich biscuits, tomato lettuce salad lawn dipped in mango sauce, and fruits displayed along the street Mille-feuille park chairs... a variety of exquisite pastries make Zihuo a veritable gourmet paradise. The first impression of Misty Island is sweet and delicious.
"Zihuo... Foodie... It's such a wonderful name!" After the meat shield said earnestly, he pointed to the white jade crystal fountain in the middle of the square curiously, "What's that made of?"
"The taste is different every day, you have to drink it to know." Salem nodded to him, "Going to try?"
Rou Dun ran over as he said, and took a handful of milky white warm juice from the pool to taste. It turned out to be a fish soup with a light milky fragrance. The sweetness and sweetness made him admire, "It's amazing! Brother It’s been a long time since I had such a delicious fish soup!”
"Is it crucian carp soup with milk?" Upon hearing this, Salem immediately took out a small bowl to scoop up a drink, then narrowed his eyes in satisfaction, and also verified the previous guess of the meat shield. Saleen seemed to be particularly irresistible to fish dishes.
After taking a few more sips of fountain fish soup to satisfy their greedy stomachs, the two continued to walk in, and the real test of Misty Island was about to begin.
Three lop-eared rabbit monster girls jumped out of the fruit shop, each of them ran away laughing while nibbling a strawberry; five little hamsters rolled themselves into small balls and rolled off the roof, then ran along the wall mischievously The spaghetti tube climbed back to continue the fun.Two squirrels were arguing by throwing pine cones at each other on the hazelnut white chocolate mint tree. The little squirrel who was hit and fell turned back into a humanoid boy. The Mao Akita dog ran over to lick and comfort him.Four little foxes with different coat colors rolled and rolled on the mango snowflake ice slope, covered in white crushed ice, and then ran to the player master or partner who came to pick them up to ask for kisses and hugs.In the end, a miniature owl caught by a shy polar bear to cover its face, grunted and winked at them, and the desperately patient meat shield finally collapsed.
"OhmyGod! OhmyGod! OhmyGod! It's so cute! How come there are so many cuties!" The meat shield who is so happy when he sees a beauty can no longer bear the cuteness in all directions. Meng attacked, raised his head to the sky and yelled like crazy, put the bucket on the ground, did twenty push-ups on the ground, jumped up and ran around Salem ten times, and after venting the excitement in his heart, Cai clenched his hands into fists and took a deep breath, "Huha—huha—calm down, calm down..."
"Are you sick? Dead dwarf!" Awakened by his series of movements, the little bat kicked him in the face several times before lying down on his head and hugging his tentacles to continue sleeping.No way, bats are nocturnal animals and need to sleep during the day.
"..."
Salem opened the distance without a word. Although he felt dark about the exaggerated behavior of the meat shield, it was still understandable. After all, his reaction when he first entered Misty Island was not much better, but it was the opposite—he was I was so frightened that I almost screamed and ran away.How could a whole island of children not scare him?Fortunately, at that time, there was Hua Lan who was pulling him, and relying on the remaining rationality in his mind to tell himself that some of these cute creatures were young players, but not all of them were real children, so he could barely hold his ground.
The birthplace of the players in "Opus" is assigned by the player's attributes determined by the host NPC. Most of the players classified as cute attributes will be born on Misty Island. In addition, players under the age of 15 will also be directly assigned Send it to Misty Island, and only choose young characters with a height of no more than 130 cm, which are called "conservation players".Therefore, the protection mechanism of Misty Island is so strict, and "Conservation Players" also need to be accompanied by cute animal guardians to travel out of the island.
Miaomiao Xianbei, who was born on Misty Island, was completely in line with the above-mentioned characteristics of "Nursing Players" - young appearance and personal baby daddy - so that Seren mistakenly thought that he was a child and felt different. kind of uneasy.
"Is there a priest to help revive it? Someone has been cut to death!" The shouts of other players came from a distance, it seems that some people have not survived the attack of cute creatures and died of a heart attack.
"Phew...it's much better. Foodies and cute things, it really deserves to be the birthplace of Little Belle!" After finally calming down, the meat shield wiped his sweat and sighed, and the system sound followed.
"Ding! Congratulations to the player Afro, the meat shield, who passed the entry test of Misty Island and received the blessing of "Heart Strong and Healthy", with all values +5. Players are welcome to make persistent efforts to complete all the tests of Misty Island and become a member of the "Guardian Knights" Yo!"
"What is "Guardian Knights"?" Meat Shield asked curiously.
"It's the so-called guardian of cute creatures. Most of them are players outside the island. As long as they have a special relationship with the players of Misty Island and pass the test and be crowned by the island owner, they can become guardians of cute creatures enjoying the island's privileges. There is a list on the bulletin board.” At the same time as he explained, Salem walked around to the other side of the meat shield without a trace, avoiding the cat children passing by.
When the meat shield heard this, he immediately dragged Salem to the central square, "Let's see if there is Tai!"
After a while, they stood in front of the iron steak notice board, carefully keeping a proper distance from being sprayed by hot oil, but the fragrant oil of the fat steak made people want to pounce on it and eat it, alas!It's just to check the list. Does the official need to make such a fuss?
"Huh? There's also the Opus cute animal ranking list." Hu Dun opened the list curiously, but couldn't find Miao Miao Senbei, so what happened to the non-stop sound of adding cute animal index system?He clicked on the leaderboard of the knight order again, but there was no Teddy Bear's name, and he was immediately puzzled, "I thought Teddy would try his best to fight for Little Belle!"
Seren looked back and forth between the lists on both sides, and found that No.1 was an asterisk representing anonymity, so he clicked to view the anonymous part, and a query panel appeared: "You are on the other party's friend list, do you want to continue checking?" 』After choosing "Continue", the information that only you can see is displayed, which is the file of the two mutual control brothers.
"Aha!" The meat shield, who followed suit, clapped his hands and laughed, "Tai Ke aims to be the first guardian of Little Belle everywhere! How could it be possible without him?"
"He really loves his younger brother." Thinking of those scenes where the older brother took care of the younger brother, Salem couldn't help but twitched his lips slightly.
"Yeah, it hurts too much. It hurts more than my own son. I worry about them. How can I have time to find a partner when we are always together? Little Belle has grown up, Tai is in his thirties..." When it comes to these two brothers, Roudun always has endless worries.
"..."
Salem glanced at the chattering people, and the content was almost the same as that of Tai, so he picked up the bucket of fish without saying a word, and continued walking towards the destination.Seeing this, the meat shield rushed to catch up, but he didn't have time to notice a trace of sadness on the face that had been left aside.
postscript:
Misty Island is actually the happiest place I designed WWWWW(#
Then Xiao Lun got jealous again!Aidenni will continue to say the wrong thing~ XDDDDD
[Preview for the next part] "My Wife Come Out to Watch the Adultery": The young couple eat fish and talk together, and meet a super thunder NPC. The word count is about [-] words, and it is estimated to be published on Wednesday morning.
17-2. Wife come out to watch adultery
>>>The Eros mission inquired about the legend of the mermaid for no reason. The dwarf and the beauty went to sea together, but they ran into each other?
After passing through several streets and alleys, and climbing a section of macaron stairs, the two came to a small shop made of Indian pancakes.The proprietress NPC is a brown bear aunt wearing an apron. A few small fish are being roasted in a charcoal stove in the corner of the store.
"It's you, elf child." Aunt Xiong put down the kitchen knife and wiped her hands on the apron. She glanced at the meat shield with her small eyeballs, then grinned at Salem, "I brought new friends this time, yes Lover?"
"I was tricked by the system." Even forgetting that this NPC aunt is also a gossip, Salem handed over the bucket helplessly, and at the same time Xiaoli kicked the meat shield to let him do so, "As usual, sorry for the trouble."
"Oh, it's great to catch so many more. The children's dinner is settled." After taking the bucket, Aunt Xiong gave them a warm hug. The chubby bear's body hugs people very powerfully. "Sit down for a while, ma'am, I'll cook the fish for you right away."
"Ding!" The system sounded, "Player Seren and player meat shield Afro generously donated fish, and according to the number, they will get NPC "Bear Aunt" favorability +80."
"What's going on?" After finding a seat and sitting down, Hudun asked puzzled.
"The fish dishes in this store are delicious and cheap. As long as we share half of the fish caught, she will cook the rest for us for free. The taste will never be repeated. If you can't finish eating, you can pack it up and save it. If you want to eat You can also specify specific dishes." Seren took the self-service bowls and chopsticks and arranged them, explaining expectantly.
"Really?" Hu Dun looked around in surprise, but found that there were not many customers, "Business seems to be a little deserted."
"Because it's a normal day, there aren't that many players who are patient enough to go fishing in a big boat." Salem shrugged nonchalantly.At the beginning, he discovered this store because he didn’t know who to introduce, so he caught him to feast on the food. He who loves fish will never forget it once he tasted it. Otherwise, because of his rejection of children, he would never set foot in the fog again. Island half step.
Aunt Xiong moved very quickly, and in a short while more than a dozen plates of fresh fish dishes were on the table. The small table where they were sitting could not fit, so they pulled three more tables to finish serving the dishes.
"Oh! There is this dish!" Hu Dun stared at the spicy Sicilian stewed cod in front of him, his eyes lit up and he almost drooled.
"Hurry up and eat, I have to inquire about the Coral Reef Island." Unsurprisingly, he was so greedy, Salem urged with a smile, and stretched the chopsticks in his hand towards the steamed grouper.The tender and sweet fish melted in his mouth, and the indescribable ancient flavor spread between his lips and teeth, making him look nostalgic with satisfaction.
Seeing this, the meat shield no longer hesitated to eat it.The sweet and sour red tomato blends perfectly with the fresh cod, leaving the slightly spicy taste on the tip of the tongue to stimulate the tongue buds, but it can perfectly retain the idyllic natural flavor brought by the light olive aroma, which made him exclaim with joy once again, She even shed tears of emotion, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
"That's the power of this restaurant. Even if it's the same dish, everyone tastes it differently, but it's all the home-cooked taste in memory." After explaining, Salem looked up and saw that the meat shield was eating fish, sniffing. , couldn’t help asking softly: “Your grandma also likes to cook fish?”
"Yeah, I love the fish she cooks the most. She has her own secret recipe. Unfortunately, she passed away when I was 16. I didn't have time to pass it on to us. I thought I would never eat it again." Hu Dun took it The paper towel handed by Salem wiped his face and blew his nose, and continued to eat while choking, "I still remember that every time my grandpa came back from fishing, grandma would stew it for him with her own hands. Grandpa always said that they loved this dish. remember……"
Hudun talked intermittently about the two elders, and Salem also savored his steamed fish carefully. When he was fascinated, he raised the corners of his mouth to follow the other party's emotions, sometimes feeling sad and sour. Until the end, he saw that Hudun was still full. She blushed and burst into tears, thinking that this person had such a deep relationship with grandma, so she couldn't bear to comfort her softly, "Don't be sad, the deceased is dead, you have to live well so that the old man can rest in peace." After that, he couldn't help but smiled wryly, how could he have done it when he persuaded others to do so?
Unexpectedly, the meat shield wiped his face blankly, "Huh? I'm not sad, I finally tasted this lost taste, I'm too happy to be happy."
"Then why are you crying?" Salem was stunned, don't tell him that he was crying with joy!
"Oh, my brother is more sensitive to spicy food. I shed tears when I eat spicy food, but I also like it very much, hahahaha!" Lu Dun suddenly realized and laughed.
"..." Seren was speechless for a moment, returning his wasted sentimentality, bastard!
Unaware of the turbulent roar in his heart, the meat shield still had two tears hanging down his cheeks and asked happily: "Where is Xiao Lun? Is that Chinese steamed fish? What kind of taste? I know that little Belle loves to eat it. Every time I go to a Chinese restaurant, I have to order..."
Seeing that this guy was going to make a long speech again, Seren simply stuffed his mouth with a big mouthful of fish meat, "Eat it yourself."
Woohoo!Xiao Lun feeds my brother to eat fish!Hu Dun was moved to tears again, truly weeping with joy.The system also rained pink love at the right time——
"Ding! Player Seren thoughtfully fed his lover, meat shield Afro, fish. The couple level of the two has been raised from level 1 to level 2. Welcome to make persistent efforts to kill more people~?"
Salem really wanted to cry now, why did he dig a hole by himself again?
"Mmm... oh, brother, I have eaten this taste at Tai's house, it is indeed the best steamed fish I have ever eaten..." the meat shield happily bit it, and couldn't help thinking about it on a whim Share the story of going to taste the craftsmanship of the little rabbit that day.
"..."
Serendon turned his head in dismay. For some reason, whenever he heard the meat shield chat happily about teddy bears, he felt an inexplicable sense of weirdness.He reluctantly buried his head and continued to eat the steamed fish, and the memories from a long time ago kept floating in his mind-remembering the first time he ate this fish, it was the night when his grandma took him back to Lukang from Taipei.
"They don't want you, grandma does, don't be surprised that Lun Lun will be cherished by grandma in the future. 』Grandma cooked a sumptuous dinner by herself, picked up the plump steamed fish and put it in his bowl, staring at his vicissitudes with distressed eyes.He listened to the old man's kind and gentle whispers, and ate the delicious food that warmed his heart instantly. From that moment on, his life really began.
There is a so-called unique secret recipe for the homely taste that everyone misses the most in his memory—grandma’s love for him, the love of Huodun’s grandparents for each other, or the love of Huodun for...
"Can Xiao Lun cook? I guess it would taste better if Xiao Lun cooks it. Ah, I really want to eat the fish steamed by Xiao Lun himself. There are other dishes. Xiao Lun's craftsmanship must be very good, and he must not only know how to cook Fish, will it still be..." Hudun's sudden question interrupted Salem's thoughts, but he jumped out of the focus when he talked about it, and turned back after wandering far away, and kept talking to Salem's hand : "Oh, bro, I really want to try Xiao Lun's cooking!"
In a nutshell, the following content is to keep begging others to reward him with a loving meal, so that Salem blurted out when he got annoyed, "Okay, if there is a chance."
Ohyes!Xiao Lun agreed to cook for Brother!Oh oh oh!Brother is so excited!The meat shield was overjoyed again, completely forgetting that there was still an Atlantic Ocean between the two of them, and it was not so easy to go to someone's house for a meal.
No, this thick-skinned Zhu TouQiang will definitely push his limits in the future!Seren, who regretted endlessly after he finished speaking, stared at the dancing and cheering Afro in annoyance, and laughed angrily at that stupidity for a while, a fool, let's talk when we see each other, huh!
After sacrificing the Wu Zang Temple, he wandered around again, but after turning back to Aunt Xiong's shop, he accidentally found out about Coral Reef Island, and then the meat shield had to catch up with work.
"Old...I mean Xiao Lun, I will come up again at eleven o'clock, and I will sleep with you then!" After Hu Dun finished speaking, he went offline without waiting for a response, leaving only the person who was blushed by that sentence.
What to sleep with?It's awful!Who wants that pig's head to accompany me!Thinking of how she fell asleep in the arms of the meat shield inexplicably the day before yesterday, Salem was so ashamed that he wanted to jump into the sea and drown himself.
It's a pity that the magic barrier surrounding Misty Island is very strong, and how many cute children still play with it as an elastic wall. If he really wants to hit it head-on, he will only be bounced back.Although from the outside, Misty Island is covered by gray clouds and mists, as if the people locked inside are living a prison life without seeing the sun, however, that barrier is very transparent to the people on the island. It seems that it has never existed before. If you don’t see it with your own eyes and experience it yourself, no one can believe that Misty Island is actually as happy as a replica of Disneyland.
"Ah..." Lying on the table suddenly feeling bored, Salem looked at the blue sky and the sea, the sea breeze blew the salty smell from the sun, and the waves echoed in his ears seemed to be whispering a long-ago story, hypnotizing The power is comparable to listening to the old professor's unclear speech after a meal, and it really makes him feel a little lazy and drowsy.
"Thinking of your lover so soon?" Aunt Xiong, who was cutting vegetables, suddenly raised her head and gave him an ambiguous smile.
"No!" Salem sat up in shock, retorting with a blushing face, "We are just ordinary netizens."
"Is that so, don't you like him? I think that dwarf kid is pretty good." Aunt Xiong asked further, fully reflecting the enthusiasm of Opus NPCs in pursuing gossip.
"He's a nice guy," Silen muttered, leaning back on the table.If you really want to think about it, aside from the deliberate messy appearance, the meat shield is indeed a guy with a good personality, loyal and willing to take care of others. Although he is stupid, he can be very funny sometimes, thick-skinned. , but it is so optimistic that people can't laugh or cry.Objectively speaking, whether as a friend or as a lover, the meat shield is still passable, but...he can't give the other party what they want.
"Hehe, feelings, that's what it is." Aunt Xiong put down the kitchen knife, a pair of small black and round eyes filled with the light of wisdom that has experienced the ups and downs of life. Only then did you realize that someone around you has already held the most beautiful heart for you.”
Salem silently evoked a sorrowful arc, but before he had time to think about it, Aunt Xiong said again: "It's like a love song of our bear clan, it's the most romantic and moving poem, telling the story of the most moving world since ancient times. Love."
Bear, the most romantic love song of the bear family?
He stared blankly at Aunt Xiong, who was swaying in front of him, and was wondering what the other party wanted to do, when Aunt Xiong took a deep breath, followed by a heart-shattering singing voice, followed by twisting her chubby belly The bear's body, rough and domineering, melodiously sounded.
"Hoooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"
"..."
The romance of the bear clan, he is really hard to understand!At this moment, Salem's state can only be described in four words - in the wind? Messy? Chaotic.
Coral reef island, once again, as the name suggests, is an island formed by coral reefs. The official inertia in naming has reached the point where it is not called small island ABC, thank God.According to Aunt Xiong's news, it is said that in a corner of the sea there is a fantasy kingdom with coral reefs as palaces, in which lives the most mysterious and rare beautiful creature in the world - "Mermaid".They have the purest and clear voices, guiding the lost people of the sea to return home, but they can also confuse people and make them corrupt; they are the only race that can listen to the voice of the sea, so they have the most profound knowledge.
However, these are just ancient legends.The current coral reef island is just a very ordinary remote island, and the life on the island is quite simple, in other words, it is very backward.It only takes 10 to [-] minutes to rent a speedboat from Mengwu Island. As for the magic potion they can ask the island residents, Aunt Xiong has no idea.
"It sounds like we're going to find mermaids to inquire about growth potions." Seren murmured and opened the map, compared the markings and routes that Aunt Bear had made for them, and then turned his head in confusion, "Whether it's a player or NPC, there has never been a mermaid in the game, why did the dungeon mission of the Moon Palace suddenly involve mermaids?"
"Maybe this is the secret that the mission asks us to discover, mermaid! I'm so looking forward to it!" said the meat shield who deserted at work excitedly.
"Are you sure you can skip work like this?" Salem was a little worried. What if the meat shield was caught off the assembly line after completing the task halfway?I feel that Teddy Bear is also a very tough boss in reality.
"No problem! My brother is also the vice president anyway, so it's OK to take a lunch break an hour earlier." The meat shield puffed up the dwarf's chest, raised his explosive head, and seemed inexplicably happy, "Besides, Tai himself will skip work in the afternoon. To play with Xiao Beier, I have to help him replace Ban Le."
"..."
The two leaders are messing around like this, is this company okay?Salem, who didn't know the details of Lavender's family, really broke into a cold sweat for their employees.
The route guided by Aunt Xiong is quite safe, there are not many monsters along the way, and the level is also low. Salem summons a spiritual pet and fights it. There is no need to recruit more hateful meat shields as soon as the fight starts.When the speedboat traveled about five kilometers away from the destination coordinates, the color of the sea water suddenly became darker, and the sparkling sea waves under the sun were deeper and bluer than sapphires, adding a mysterious look, as if they had entered an independent world. special sea area.
"It feels like there are fewer people haunting this area." The meat shield in charge of sailing looked around and said.There were quite a few NPC fishing boats passing by before, and the closer you go to the coral reef island, the less populated it is. When you get to this deep blue sea, you can hardly see other boats.
"It's probably too far away from Misty Island." Seren lay on the side of the boat and watched the sea, and found that it was not as easy to observe the traces of the monster's activities at this time, which represented two possibilities: one is the monster here The second is that the monsters here are more savvy and difficult to deal with.If it was the latter, then this task might not be as simple as inquiring about potions.
A few minutes later, coral reefs of various shapes appeared one after another on the sea surface. If one is not careful, it will hit the rocks and capsize.The meat shield slowed down and circumvented carefully, and continued to move towards the coordinates, until a silver-gray island appeared in front of them, and they found a good shoal to get off the boat.
It is not an exaggeration to describe the coral reef island as silver-gray. It looks bare from a distance, and there is not even a moss at a close look. It really makes people doubt whether there are real residents on this island.Just as they were walking along the rocky beach on the shore, a pair of male and female NPCs suddenly came rushing from a big rock not far away, seeming to be arguing about something.
"No! You listen to my explanation, you listen to my explanation, you listen to my explanation!" The thin and flat woman with a sharp bird's beak chased the strong man in front of her with a very serious kick, and raised her gray blue hair in excitement. hair.
"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!" The tall and strong man in orange and brown skin twisted Xiao Naiba and ran away crying desperately. There seemed to be something bulging under his big round face full of tears. rise.
Seeing how unruly the strong man is, the woman with the sharp bird's beak leaped forward and grabbed the target fiercely with a move of Nine Yin White Bone Claws, then frantically shook the opponent back and forth and roared like Ma Xtao, " Listen, listen, listen!"
Knowing that he could not escape the clutches of the devil, the strong man simply covered his ears with both hands, swayed his muscular body from side to side, and said in a thick and thick voice, "Don't listen, don't listen, just don't listen!"
Eh, this... what's going on?Salem and Hutton stood there dumbfounded. The pair of NPCs were not arguing, but they had to stand in front of them to quarrel. Where did these strange movements come from?Do you want to explain the system?
And the system seems to have heard their voices, and quickly made the two NPCs fall in love and scold each other——
"You cruel little thing!"
"You can hit me, you can call me, you can call me a coward, but how can you lie to you by saying I love you?"
Playing into an infinite loop——
"You are ruthless! You are cruel! You are vexatious!"
"Then you are not ruthless? Not cruel? Not vexatious?"
"Where am I ruthless? Where am I cruel? Where am I making trouble for no reason?"
"Where are you not ruthless? Where are you not cruel? Where are you not making trouble for no reason?"
Here comes another confession of mutual confession——
"Why are our emotions always so strong and earth-shattering?"
"You can't hate me, you can't hate me because I love you so much."
"You hurt, I hurt too! You hurt, I hurt even more!"
In the end, I finally returned to the place where I wanted to fall in love after scolding each other——
"The mountain has no edges, and the heaven and the earth are united, so that you dare to break with the king."
"I promise you that we will only watch the snow, the stars and the moon with you from now on, from poetry to philosophy of life."
"I am dizzy with joy, dizzy with intoxication, and dizzy with enjoyment."
"Okay, you faint, I am by your side, if you faint, I will hug you."
"Oh~"
Seeing this, Salem couldn't help but wanted to cover his face and sob, not because he was moved by these classic Joan X scenes, but because he was deeply hurt by his vision.
At this time, the strong man shyly paralyzed all his muscles into the thin arms of the sharp-mouthed woman, and made a coquettish bear voice of "um~" in various twists and turns, and the sharp-mouthed woman also pouted her sharp beak, constantly " Kissing and kissing on the bulging face of the strong man, although it looks more like poking and poking, pecking the strong man's face full of blood holes, but still moaning, which is another kind of curiosity. The trend of forbidden love.
"That..." Fortunately, there is another Adouzai here who still can't understand these stalks. After the meat shield frowned in confusion, he decided to raise his hand without shame. Yu, with inexplicable excitement in his tone, "Excuse me, can you please say it again about "[-] Tiandi Drink"? Brother, I have never heard such a profound confession. It is really amazing. You must learn it." Come down!"
"..."
Now not only the NPCs were stunned, but Salem also stared at the brainless exploding head in astonishment. What kind of depth is this?Isn't this pig head planning to use this trick against himself?Then he will definitely beat this stinky pig's brain to death!
However, the thinking of NPC is obviously not on the same line as Salem.After regaining his senses, the strong man let out a tragic scream, jumped up quickly and nimbly, hid behind the thin and thin woman with a sharp mouth, trembling his fierce muscles in fear, and said in a rough voice: "Yeah! ~Why, how could there be a stranger here? Gugu, I'm so scared!"
"Don't be afraid! My lovely Gu'er, Gu Gu will protect you!" The sharp-mouthed girl Gu Gu's hands immediately turned into a pair of crab claws, threatening them vigorously, "Rebel! Hurry up! Back off? Be careful with the taro mud swordsmanship of our sect!"
"Oh my God, this is so thunderous that it can't be thundered anymore." Sai Lun once again hid his face in frustration, why did Jin Yong not let go of this game?Give back his chivalrous tenderness of love and hatred!
"Cuckoo? Goo?" The meat shield, who still didn't understand, looked at the two NPCs curiously again, "Gawk and coo, are you a hybrid of frogs and pigeons and crabs?"
"What! You...how did you know?" The NPC was startled, Gu Er straightened up without pretending to be weak and looked at Gu Gu Gu Gu, at this moment the system beeped——
"Ding! Player meat shield Afro has revealed the truth about the origin of the blood of NPC "嘓儿" and NPC "Gugu", and gained +80 speed of piercing the cecum. Welcome to make persistent efforts to puncture the cecum of more NPCs!"
"This dwarf young man has good eyesight. I'm indeed a descendant of the frogmen." Gu'er punched the meat shield, and the tympanic membrane on the chin swelled and then retracted, and the blood hole on his face healed instantly.
Gu Gu, who is a mixed species of sea pigeon and crab, put away his giant tongs and combed his messy hair with his fingers, "You two are citizens from the mainland, why do you come all the way to our small island? What's up?"
"We want to inquire about growth potions..."
Before Salem finished speaking, Gu'er seemed to be deaf and asked back: "Ah, the kidneys are going to fail?"
"Uh, no..."
"Oh! Are you sick with your kidneys?" Gu Gu rushed to continue, "If you have kidney problems, you should see a doctor immediately!"
"That's right, that's right! As the saying goes, 'If the liver is not good, life is black and white', we can see how important the kidneys are, so we must get a doctor as soon as possible!" Gu'er solemnly exhorted, thinking that her reasoning was correct.
"Yes, after the kidney is healed, you can also take a look at the brain." Gu Gu also clapped his hands in a flash of inspiration and suggested, and Gu'er strongly agreed.
"Good idea! After all, you can get a kidney replacement if you have a disabled kidney. If you have a brain disabled, there is no medical treatment."
"What should I do if there is no medicine?"
Don't give them a chance to explain it!In this chicken-to-duck talk, the meat shield touched his chin thoughtfully, and the little strong tentacles on the top also seemed to be in the shape of a thinker.The helpless Salem complained in a low voice
What?Brother was actually provoked?The meat shield opened its mouth in a daze, its stupefied face with tentacles swaying in the wind and explosive head, just like Xiaoqiang who was beaten by slippers And complain.
Sellen might have gotten used to seeing this dull face, so he stretched out his index finger and lifted the chin of the meat shield up, with a calm and compassionate expression, like a forensic doctor who closed the eyes of the dead after the autopsy, and then slowly Looking back to the front, his tone couldn't be any weaker, "Don't fish any more, be careful that you won't have anything to eat when you go ashore."
Fishing... to eat?Does Xiao Lun like to eat fish?So, the deceased Xiaoqiang...uh, the meat shield immediately revived on the spot, and excitedly swung his pole and shouted, "Oh, oh! Xiao Lun wants to eat any fish, I'll catch you all!"
"Hey! You have to shake the monster head on time! You have hooked me!" The unlucky passerby player who was caught yelled angrily.
"Ah, sorry sorry!"
Pfft, idiot.The corner of a certain elf's mouth finally turned up in a desperate manner.
Misty Island is an island located in the southeast sea, surrounded by a thick cloud and isolated from the world, the only way to get a glimpse of it is to look down from the air.It is similar to the island of Xuyong, both of which use magic enchantment as a barrier. There are NPC guards standing guard to supervise the entry and exit. In addition to the different humanities and customs, Misty Island drifts randomly from [-] to [-] kilometers away from the city of the sea, so it is also called the Drifting Island, and this mysterious phenomenon is one of the three secrets of Opus.
The geographical environment of the island can be said to be small and complete, including plains, valleys, forests, rocky deserts, depressions, grasslands, hills, icebergs, lakes and rivers... only what you can't imagine, nothing you can't find; and this is changeable The terrain is not the only feature of Misty Island, what is even more astonishing is——
"Welcome to Misty Island. You can enter the main city of Zihuo by going straight from the front entrance. The facilities on the island are rich and exciting. Please pay attention to heart endurance and gastrointestinal safety. If you need dental care, please contact Zihuo customer service In the center, someone will recommend a legally certified dentist for you; if you want to adopt a cute animal, please prepare the hire money and chef certificate, register at the Wangcheng Church to get the number, and wait for the interview with the island owner of Misty Wu Island. The cute animals on this island are extremely precious and delicate, please All tourists must be gentle and caring, please be careful not to hurt the cute animals during PVP, offenders will be punished by the island owner, and in severe cases, they will be expelled from the blacklist... Thank you for coming to this island, I wish you a happy meal."
As soon as he got off the boat, the meat shield was dizzy by the long broadcast.The pier, which is as lively as a tourist area, has players landing on speedboats one after another, and there are also a few flying players who landed from the air. It seems that no matter what mode of transportation you choose, you must land at the pier and accept interrogation before entering the city.
The distance from the pier to the city gate was only [-] meters, but there were two long rows of guard NPCs standing on the left and right. After the tinnitus passed, the meat shield rubbed his reflective glasses and took a closer look. They were all Kung Fu Pandas in military armor. Even the patrols flying in the sky and paddling in the sea are no exception!
"Wow! They don't have copyright issues, do they?"
The meat shield wanted to scratch the explosive head in shock, but accidentally poked the little bat sleeping on the head and was bitten, so he had to scratch his face in pain.Holding a bucket full of fish in one hand, he followed Salem at a glance, "Why does this island seem to be very popular? The broadcast just now sounded weird. Speaking of which, I don't think I've seen it on the forum before." The screenshot of Kirishima, I only heard that it seems to be very interesting inside.”
"Because photography is prohibited on the island, you'll know it when you go in anyway, so you have to be mentally prepared." Salem still snickered.
Under the instructions of the NPC, he called up the character panel and passed it to the other party to check, and was told to be careful not to accidentally injure the residents of the island in PVP, before he was finally allowed to enter the city.The moment they stepped into Zihuo, the meat shield suddenly took a deep breath and was completely shocked!
Gingerbread houses next to each other, coconut-scented snowflake icicle chandeliers, brick and stone steps made of three-color sandwich biscuits, tomato lettuce salad lawn dipped in mango sauce, and fruits displayed along the street Mille-feuille park chairs... a variety of exquisite pastries make Zihuo a veritable gourmet paradise. The first impression of Misty Island is sweet and delicious.
"Zihuo... Foodie... It's such a wonderful name!" After the meat shield said earnestly, he pointed to the white jade crystal fountain in the middle of the square curiously, "What's that made of?"
"The taste is different every day, you have to drink it to know." Salem nodded to him, "Going to try?"
Rou Dun ran over as he said, and took a handful of milky white warm juice from the pool to taste. It turned out to be a fish soup with a light milky fragrance. The sweetness and sweetness made him admire, "It's amazing! Brother It’s been a long time since I had such a delicious fish soup!”
"Is it crucian carp soup with milk?" Upon hearing this, Salem immediately took out a small bowl to scoop up a drink, then narrowed his eyes in satisfaction, and also verified the previous guess of the meat shield. Saleen seemed to be particularly irresistible to fish dishes.
After taking a few more sips of fountain fish soup to satisfy their greedy stomachs, the two continued to walk in, and the real test of Misty Island was about to begin.
Three lop-eared rabbit monster girls jumped out of the fruit shop, each of them ran away laughing while nibbling a strawberry; five little hamsters rolled themselves into small balls and rolled off the roof, then ran along the wall mischievously The spaghetti tube climbed back to continue the fun.Two squirrels were arguing by throwing pine cones at each other on the hazelnut white chocolate mint tree. The little squirrel who was hit and fell turned back into a humanoid boy. The Mao Akita dog ran over to lick and comfort him.Four little foxes with different coat colors rolled and rolled on the mango snowflake ice slope, covered in white crushed ice, and then ran to the player master or partner who came to pick them up to ask for kisses and hugs.In the end, a miniature owl caught by a shy polar bear to cover its face, grunted and winked at them, and the desperately patient meat shield finally collapsed.
"OhmyGod! OhmyGod! OhmyGod! It's so cute! How come there are so many cuties!" The meat shield who is so happy when he sees a beauty can no longer bear the cuteness in all directions. Meng attacked, raised his head to the sky and yelled like crazy, put the bucket on the ground, did twenty push-ups on the ground, jumped up and ran around Salem ten times, and after venting the excitement in his heart, Cai clenched his hands into fists and took a deep breath, "Huha—huha—calm down, calm down..."
"Are you sick? Dead dwarf!" Awakened by his series of movements, the little bat kicked him in the face several times before lying down on his head and hugging his tentacles to continue sleeping.No way, bats are nocturnal animals and need to sleep during the day.
"..."
Salem opened the distance without a word. Although he felt dark about the exaggerated behavior of the meat shield, it was still understandable. After all, his reaction when he first entered Misty Island was not much better, but it was the opposite—he was I was so frightened that I almost screamed and ran away.How could a whole island of children not scare him?Fortunately, at that time, there was Hua Lan who was pulling him, and relying on the remaining rationality in his mind to tell himself that some of these cute creatures were young players, but not all of them were real children, so he could barely hold his ground.
The birthplace of the players in "Opus" is assigned by the player's attributes determined by the host NPC. Most of the players classified as cute attributes will be born on Misty Island. In addition, players under the age of 15 will also be directly assigned Send it to Misty Island, and only choose young characters with a height of no more than 130 cm, which are called "conservation players".Therefore, the protection mechanism of Misty Island is so strict, and "Conservation Players" also need to be accompanied by cute animal guardians to travel out of the island.
Miaomiao Xianbei, who was born on Misty Island, was completely in line with the above-mentioned characteristics of "Nursing Players" - young appearance and personal baby daddy - so that Seren mistakenly thought that he was a child and felt different. kind of uneasy.
"Is there a priest to help revive it? Someone has been cut to death!" The shouts of other players came from a distance, it seems that some people have not survived the attack of cute creatures and died of a heart attack.
"Phew...it's much better. Foodies and cute things, it really deserves to be the birthplace of Little Belle!" After finally calming down, the meat shield wiped his sweat and sighed, and the system sound followed.
"Ding! Congratulations to the player Afro, the meat shield, who passed the entry test of Misty Island and received the blessing of "Heart Strong and Healthy", with all values +5. Players are welcome to make persistent efforts to complete all the tests of Misty Island and become a member of the "Guardian Knights" Yo!"
"What is "Guardian Knights"?" Meat Shield asked curiously.
"It's the so-called guardian of cute creatures. Most of them are players outside the island. As long as they have a special relationship with the players of Misty Island and pass the test and be crowned by the island owner, they can become guardians of cute creatures enjoying the island's privileges. There is a list on the bulletin board.” At the same time as he explained, Salem walked around to the other side of the meat shield without a trace, avoiding the cat children passing by.
When the meat shield heard this, he immediately dragged Salem to the central square, "Let's see if there is Tai!"
After a while, they stood in front of the iron steak notice board, carefully keeping a proper distance from being sprayed by hot oil, but the fragrant oil of the fat steak made people want to pounce on it and eat it, alas!It's just to check the list. Does the official need to make such a fuss?
"Huh? There's also the Opus cute animal ranking list." Hu Dun opened the list curiously, but couldn't find Miao Miao Senbei, so what happened to the non-stop sound of adding cute animal index system?He clicked on the leaderboard of the knight order again, but there was no Teddy Bear's name, and he was immediately puzzled, "I thought Teddy would try his best to fight for Little Belle!"
Seren looked back and forth between the lists on both sides, and found that No.1 was an asterisk representing anonymity, so he clicked to view the anonymous part, and a query panel appeared: "You are on the other party's friend list, do you want to continue checking?" 』After choosing "Continue", the information that only you can see is displayed, which is the file of the two mutual control brothers.
"Aha!" The meat shield, who followed suit, clapped his hands and laughed, "Tai Ke aims to be the first guardian of Little Belle everywhere! How could it be possible without him?"
"He really loves his younger brother." Thinking of those scenes where the older brother took care of the younger brother, Salem couldn't help but twitched his lips slightly.
"Yeah, it hurts too much. It hurts more than my own son. I worry about them. How can I have time to find a partner when we are always together? Little Belle has grown up, Tai is in his thirties..." When it comes to these two brothers, Roudun always has endless worries.
"..."
Salem glanced at the chattering people, and the content was almost the same as that of Tai, so he picked up the bucket of fish without saying a word, and continued walking towards the destination.Seeing this, the meat shield rushed to catch up, but he didn't have time to notice a trace of sadness on the face that had been left aside.
postscript:
Misty Island is actually the happiest place I designed WWWWW(#
Then Xiao Lun got jealous again!Aidenni will continue to say the wrong thing~ XDDDDD
[Preview for the next part] "My Wife Come Out to Watch the Adultery": The young couple eat fish and talk together, and meet a super thunder NPC. The word count is about [-] words, and it is estimated to be published on Wednesday morning.
17-2. Wife come out to watch adultery
>>>The Eros mission inquired about the legend of the mermaid for no reason. The dwarf and the beauty went to sea together, but they ran into each other?
After passing through several streets and alleys, and climbing a section of macaron stairs, the two came to a small shop made of Indian pancakes.The proprietress NPC is a brown bear aunt wearing an apron. A few small fish are being roasted in a charcoal stove in the corner of the store.
"It's you, elf child." Aunt Xiong put down the kitchen knife and wiped her hands on the apron. She glanced at the meat shield with her small eyeballs, then grinned at Salem, "I brought new friends this time, yes Lover?"
"I was tricked by the system." Even forgetting that this NPC aunt is also a gossip, Salem handed over the bucket helplessly, and at the same time Xiaoli kicked the meat shield to let him do so, "As usual, sorry for the trouble."
"Oh, it's great to catch so many more. The children's dinner is settled." After taking the bucket, Aunt Xiong gave them a warm hug. The chubby bear's body hugs people very powerfully. "Sit down for a while, ma'am, I'll cook the fish for you right away."
"Ding!" The system sounded, "Player Seren and player meat shield Afro generously donated fish, and according to the number, they will get NPC "Bear Aunt" favorability +80."
"What's going on?" After finding a seat and sitting down, Hudun asked puzzled.
"The fish dishes in this store are delicious and cheap. As long as we share half of the fish caught, she will cook the rest for us for free. The taste will never be repeated. If you can't finish eating, you can pack it up and save it. If you want to eat You can also specify specific dishes." Seren took the self-service bowls and chopsticks and arranged them, explaining expectantly.
"Really?" Hu Dun looked around in surprise, but found that there were not many customers, "Business seems to be a little deserted."
"Because it's a normal day, there aren't that many players who are patient enough to go fishing in a big boat." Salem shrugged nonchalantly.At the beginning, he discovered this store because he didn’t know who to introduce, so he caught him to feast on the food. He who loves fish will never forget it once he tasted it. Otherwise, because of his rejection of children, he would never set foot in the fog again. Island half step.
Aunt Xiong moved very quickly, and in a short while more than a dozen plates of fresh fish dishes were on the table. The small table where they were sitting could not fit, so they pulled three more tables to finish serving the dishes.
"Oh! There is this dish!" Hu Dun stared at the spicy Sicilian stewed cod in front of him, his eyes lit up and he almost drooled.
"Hurry up and eat, I have to inquire about the Coral Reef Island." Unsurprisingly, he was so greedy, Salem urged with a smile, and stretched the chopsticks in his hand towards the steamed grouper.The tender and sweet fish melted in his mouth, and the indescribable ancient flavor spread between his lips and teeth, making him look nostalgic with satisfaction.
Seeing this, the meat shield no longer hesitated to eat it.The sweet and sour red tomato blends perfectly with the fresh cod, leaving the slightly spicy taste on the tip of the tongue to stimulate the tongue buds, but it can perfectly retain the idyllic natural flavor brought by the light olive aroma, which made him exclaim with joy once again, She even shed tears of emotion, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
"That's the power of this restaurant. Even if it's the same dish, everyone tastes it differently, but it's all the home-cooked taste in memory." After explaining, Salem looked up and saw that the meat shield was eating fish, sniffing. , couldn’t help asking softly: “Your grandma also likes to cook fish?”
"Yeah, I love the fish she cooks the most. She has her own secret recipe. Unfortunately, she passed away when I was 16. I didn't have time to pass it on to us. I thought I would never eat it again." Hu Dun took it The paper towel handed by Salem wiped his face and blew his nose, and continued to eat while choking, "I still remember that every time my grandpa came back from fishing, grandma would stew it for him with her own hands. Grandpa always said that they loved this dish. remember……"
Hudun talked intermittently about the two elders, and Salem also savored his steamed fish carefully. When he was fascinated, he raised the corners of his mouth to follow the other party's emotions, sometimes feeling sad and sour. Until the end, he saw that Hudun was still full. She blushed and burst into tears, thinking that this person had such a deep relationship with grandma, so she couldn't bear to comfort her softly, "Don't be sad, the deceased is dead, you have to live well so that the old man can rest in peace." After that, he couldn't help but smiled wryly, how could he have done it when he persuaded others to do so?
Unexpectedly, the meat shield wiped his face blankly, "Huh? I'm not sad, I finally tasted this lost taste, I'm too happy to be happy."
"Then why are you crying?" Salem was stunned, don't tell him that he was crying with joy!
"Oh, my brother is more sensitive to spicy food. I shed tears when I eat spicy food, but I also like it very much, hahahaha!" Lu Dun suddenly realized and laughed.
"..." Seren was speechless for a moment, returning his wasted sentimentality, bastard!
Unaware of the turbulent roar in his heart, the meat shield still had two tears hanging down his cheeks and asked happily: "Where is Xiao Lun? Is that Chinese steamed fish? What kind of taste? I know that little Belle loves to eat it. Every time I go to a Chinese restaurant, I have to order..."
Seeing that this guy was going to make a long speech again, Seren simply stuffed his mouth with a big mouthful of fish meat, "Eat it yourself."
Woohoo!Xiao Lun feeds my brother to eat fish!Hu Dun was moved to tears again, truly weeping with joy.The system also rained pink love at the right time——
"Ding! Player Seren thoughtfully fed his lover, meat shield Afro, fish. The couple level of the two has been raised from level 1 to level 2. Welcome to make persistent efforts to kill more people~?"
Salem really wanted to cry now, why did he dig a hole by himself again?
"Mmm... oh, brother, I have eaten this taste at Tai's house, it is indeed the best steamed fish I have ever eaten..." the meat shield happily bit it, and couldn't help thinking about it on a whim Share the story of going to taste the craftsmanship of the little rabbit that day.
"..."
Serendon turned his head in dismay. For some reason, whenever he heard the meat shield chat happily about teddy bears, he felt an inexplicable sense of weirdness.He reluctantly buried his head and continued to eat the steamed fish, and the memories from a long time ago kept floating in his mind-remembering the first time he ate this fish, it was the night when his grandma took him back to Lukang from Taipei.
"They don't want you, grandma does, don't be surprised that Lun Lun will be cherished by grandma in the future. 』Grandma cooked a sumptuous dinner by herself, picked up the plump steamed fish and put it in his bowl, staring at his vicissitudes with distressed eyes.He listened to the old man's kind and gentle whispers, and ate the delicious food that warmed his heart instantly. From that moment on, his life really began.
There is a so-called unique secret recipe for the homely taste that everyone misses the most in his memory—grandma’s love for him, the love of Huodun’s grandparents for each other, or the love of Huodun for...
"Can Xiao Lun cook? I guess it would taste better if Xiao Lun cooks it. Ah, I really want to eat the fish steamed by Xiao Lun himself. There are other dishes. Xiao Lun's craftsmanship must be very good, and he must not only know how to cook Fish, will it still be..." Hudun's sudden question interrupted Salem's thoughts, but he jumped out of the focus when he talked about it, and turned back after wandering far away, and kept talking to Salem's hand : "Oh, bro, I really want to try Xiao Lun's cooking!"
In a nutshell, the following content is to keep begging others to reward him with a loving meal, so that Salem blurted out when he got annoyed, "Okay, if there is a chance."
Ohyes!Xiao Lun agreed to cook for Brother!Oh oh oh!Brother is so excited!The meat shield was overjoyed again, completely forgetting that there was still an Atlantic Ocean between the two of them, and it was not so easy to go to someone's house for a meal.
No, this thick-skinned Zhu TouQiang will definitely push his limits in the future!Seren, who regretted endlessly after he finished speaking, stared at the dancing and cheering Afro in annoyance, and laughed angrily at that stupidity for a while, a fool, let's talk when we see each other, huh!
After sacrificing the Wu Zang Temple, he wandered around again, but after turning back to Aunt Xiong's shop, he accidentally found out about Coral Reef Island, and then the meat shield had to catch up with work.
"Old...I mean Xiao Lun, I will come up again at eleven o'clock, and I will sleep with you then!" After Hu Dun finished speaking, he went offline without waiting for a response, leaving only the person who was blushed by that sentence.
What to sleep with?It's awful!Who wants that pig's head to accompany me!Thinking of how she fell asleep in the arms of the meat shield inexplicably the day before yesterday, Salem was so ashamed that he wanted to jump into the sea and drown himself.
It's a pity that the magic barrier surrounding Misty Island is very strong, and how many cute children still play with it as an elastic wall. If he really wants to hit it head-on, he will only be bounced back.Although from the outside, Misty Island is covered by gray clouds and mists, as if the people locked inside are living a prison life without seeing the sun, however, that barrier is very transparent to the people on the island. It seems that it has never existed before. If you don’t see it with your own eyes and experience it yourself, no one can believe that Misty Island is actually as happy as a replica of Disneyland.
"Ah..." Lying on the table suddenly feeling bored, Salem looked at the blue sky and the sea, the sea breeze blew the salty smell from the sun, and the waves echoed in his ears seemed to be whispering a long-ago story, hypnotizing The power is comparable to listening to the old professor's unclear speech after a meal, and it really makes him feel a little lazy and drowsy.
"Thinking of your lover so soon?" Aunt Xiong, who was cutting vegetables, suddenly raised her head and gave him an ambiguous smile.
"No!" Salem sat up in shock, retorting with a blushing face, "We are just ordinary netizens."
"Is that so, don't you like him? I think that dwarf kid is pretty good." Aunt Xiong asked further, fully reflecting the enthusiasm of Opus NPCs in pursuing gossip.
"He's a nice guy," Silen muttered, leaning back on the table.If you really want to think about it, aside from the deliberate messy appearance, the meat shield is indeed a guy with a good personality, loyal and willing to take care of others. Although he is stupid, he can be very funny sometimes, thick-skinned. , but it is so optimistic that people can't laugh or cry.Objectively speaking, whether as a friend or as a lover, the meat shield is still passable, but...he can't give the other party what they want.
"Hehe, feelings, that's what it is." Aunt Xiong put down the kitchen knife, a pair of small black and round eyes filled with the light of wisdom that has experienced the ups and downs of life. Only then did you realize that someone around you has already held the most beautiful heart for you.”
Salem silently evoked a sorrowful arc, but before he had time to think about it, Aunt Xiong said again: "It's like a love song of our bear clan, it's the most romantic and moving poem, telling the story of the most moving world since ancient times. Love."
Bear, the most romantic love song of the bear family?
He stared blankly at Aunt Xiong, who was swaying in front of him, and was wondering what the other party wanted to do, when Aunt Xiong took a deep breath, followed by a heart-shattering singing voice, followed by twisting her chubby belly The bear's body, rough and domineering, melodiously sounded.
"Hoooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"
"..."
The romance of the bear clan, he is really hard to understand!At this moment, Salem's state can only be described in four words - in the wind? Messy? Chaotic.
Coral reef island, once again, as the name suggests, is an island formed by coral reefs. The official inertia in naming has reached the point where it is not called small island ABC, thank God.According to Aunt Xiong's news, it is said that in a corner of the sea there is a fantasy kingdom with coral reefs as palaces, in which lives the most mysterious and rare beautiful creature in the world - "Mermaid".They have the purest and clear voices, guiding the lost people of the sea to return home, but they can also confuse people and make them corrupt; they are the only race that can listen to the voice of the sea, so they have the most profound knowledge.
However, these are just ancient legends.The current coral reef island is just a very ordinary remote island, and the life on the island is quite simple, in other words, it is very backward.It only takes 10 to [-] minutes to rent a speedboat from Mengwu Island. As for the magic potion they can ask the island residents, Aunt Xiong has no idea.
"It sounds like we're going to find mermaids to inquire about growth potions." Seren murmured and opened the map, compared the markings and routes that Aunt Bear had made for them, and then turned his head in confusion, "Whether it's a player or NPC, there has never been a mermaid in the game, why did the dungeon mission of the Moon Palace suddenly involve mermaids?"
"Maybe this is the secret that the mission asks us to discover, mermaid! I'm so looking forward to it!" said the meat shield who deserted at work excitedly.
"Are you sure you can skip work like this?" Salem was a little worried. What if the meat shield was caught off the assembly line after completing the task halfway?I feel that Teddy Bear is also a very tough boss in reality.
"No problem! My brother is also the vice president anyway, so it's OK to take a lunch break an hour earlier." The meat shield puffed up the dwarf's chest, raised his explosive head, and seemed inexplicably happy, "Besides, Tai himself will skip work in the afternoon. To play with Xiao Beier, I have to help him replace Ban Le."
"..."
The two leaders are messing around like this, is this company okay?Salem, who didn't know the details of Lavender's family, really broke into a cold sweat for their employees.
The route guided by Aunt Xiong is quite safe, there are not many monsters along the way, and the level is also low. Salem summons a spiritual pet and fights it. There is no need to recruit more hateful meat shields as soon as the fight starts.When the speedboat traveled about five kilometers away from the destination coordinates, the color of the sea water suddenly became darker, and the sparkling sea waves under the sun were deeper and bluer than sapphires, adding a mysterious look, as if they had entered an independent world. special sea area.
"It feels like there are fewer people haunting this area." The meat shield in charge of sailing looked around and said.There were quite a few NPC fishing boats passing by before, and the closer you go to the coral reef island, the less populated it is. When you get to this deep blue sea, you can hardly see other boats.
"It's probably too far away from Misty Island." Seren lay on the side of the boat and watched the sea, and found that it was not as easy to observe the traces of the monster's activities at this time, which represented two possibilities: one is the monster here The second is that the monsters here are more savvy and difficult to deal with.If it was the latter, then this task might not be as simple as inquiring about potions.
A few minutes later, coral reefs of various shapes appeared one after another on the sea surface. If one is not careful, it will hit the rocks and capsize.The meat shield slowed down and circumvented carefully, and continued to move towards the coordinates, until a silver-gray island appeared in front of them, and they found a good shoal to get off the boat.
It is not an exaggeration to describe the coral reef island as silver-gray. It looks bare from a distance, and there is not even a moss at a close look. It really makes people doubt whether there are real residents on this island.Just as they were walking along the rocky beach on the shore, a pair of male and female NPCs suddenly came rushing from a big rock not far away, seeming to be arguing about something.
"No! You listen to my explanation, you listen to my explanation, you listen to my explanation!" The thin and flat woman with a sharp bird's beak chased the strong man in front of her with a very serious kick, and raised her gray blue hair in excitement. hair.
"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!" The tall and strong man in orange and brown skin twisted Xiao Naiba and ran away crying desperately. There seemed to be something bulging under his big round face full of tears. rise.
Seeing how unruly the strong man is, the woman with the sharp bird's beak leaped forward and grabbed the target fiercely with a move of Nine Yin White Bone Claws, then frantically shook the opponent back and forth and roared like Ma Xtao, " Listen, listen, listen!"
Knowing that he could not escape the clutches of the devil, the strong man simply covered his ears with both hands, swayed his muscular body from side to side, and said in a thick and thick voice, "Don't listen, don't listen, just don't listen!"
Eh, this... what's going on?Salem and Hutton stood there dumbfounded. The pair of NPCs were not arguing, but they had to stand in front of them to quarrel. Where did these strange movements come from?Do you want to explain the system?
And the system seems to have heard their voices, and quickly made the two NPCs fall in love and scold each other——
"You cruel little thing!"
"You can hit me, you can call me, you can call me a coward, but how can you lie to you by saying I love you?"
Playing into an infinite loop——
"You are ruthless! You are cruel! You are vexatious!"
"Then you are not ruthless? Not cruel? Not vexatious?"
"Where am I ruthless? Where am I cruel? Where am I making trouble for no reason?"
"Where are you not ruthless? Where are you not cruel? Where are you not making trouble for no reason?"
Here comes another confession of mutual confession——
"Why are our emotions always so strong and earth-shattering?"
"You can't hate me, you can't hate me because I love you so much."
"You hurt, I hurt too! You hurt, I hurt even more!"
In the end, I finally returned to the place where I wanted to fall in love after scolding each other——
"The mountain has no edges, and the heaven and the earth are united, so that you dare to break with the king."
"I promise you that we will only watch the snow, the stars and the moon with you from now on, from poetry to philosophy of life."
"I am dizzy with joy, dizzy with intoxication, and dizzy with enjoyment."
"Okay, you faint, I am by your side, if you faint, I will hug you."
"Oh~"
Seeing this, Salem couldn't help but wanted to cover his face and sob, not because he was moved by these classic Joan X scenes, but because he was deeply hurt by his vision.
At this time, the strong man shyly paralyzed all his muscles into the thin arms of the sharp-mouthed woman, and made a coquettish bear voice of "um~" in various twists and turns, and the sharp-mouthed woman also pouted her sharp beak, constantly " Kissing and kissing on the bulging face of the strong man, although it looks more like poking and poking, pecking the strong man's face full of blood holes, but still moaning, which is another kind of curiosity. The trend of forbidden love.
"That..." Fortunately, there is another Adouzai here who still can't understand these stalks. After the meat shield frowned in confusion, he decided to raise his hand without shame. Yu, with inexplicable excitement in his tone, "Excuse me, can you please say it again about "[-] Tiandi Drink"? Brother, I have never heard such a profound confession. It is really amazing. You must learn it." Come down!"
"..."
Now not only the NPCs were stunned, but Salem also stared at the brainless exploding head in astonishment. What kind of depth is this?Isn't this pig head planning to use this trick against himself?Then he will definitely beat this stinky pig's brain to death!
However, the thinking of NPC is obviously not on the same line as Salem.After regaining his senses, the strong man let out a tragic scream, jumped up quickly and nimbly, hid behind the thin and thin woman with a sharp mouth, trembling his fierce muscles in fear, and said in a rough voice: "Yeah! ~Why, how could there be a stranger here? Gugu, I'm so scared!"
"Don't be afraid! My lovely Gu'er, Gu Gu will protect you!" The sharp-mouthed girl Gu Gu's hands immediately turned into a pair of crab claws, threatening them vigorously, "Rebel! Hurry up! Back off? Be careful with the taro mud swordsmanship of our sect!"
"Oh my God, this is so thunderous that it can't be thundered anymore." Sai Lun once again hid his face in frustration, why did Jin Yong not let go of this game?Give back his chivalrous tenderness of love and hatred!
"Cuckoo? Goo?" The meat shield, who still didn't understand, looked at the two NPCs curiously again, "Gawk and coo, are you a hybrid of frogs and pigeons and crabs?"
"What! You...how did you know?" The NPC was startled, Gu Er straightened up without pretending to be weak and looked at Gu Gu Gu Gu, at this moment the system beeped——
"Ding! Player meat shield Afro has revealed the truth about the origin of the blood of NPC "嘓儿" and NPC "Gugu", and gained +80 speed of piercing the cecum. Welcome to make persistent efforts to puncture the cecum of more NPCs!"
"This dwarf young man has good eyesight. I'm indeed a descendant of the frogmen." Gu'er punched the meat shield, and the tympanic membrane on the chin swelled and then retracted, and the blood hole on his face healed instantly.
Gu Gu, who is a mixed species of sea pigeon and crab, put away his giant tongs and combed his messy hair with his fingers, "You two are citizens from the mainland, why do you come all the way to our small island? What's up?"
"We want to inquire about growth potions..."
Before Salem finished speaking, Gu'er seemed to be deaf and asked back: "Ah, the kidneys are going to fail?"
"Uh, no..."
"Oh! Are you sick with your kidneys?" Gu Gu rushed to continue, "If you have kidney problems, you should see a doctor immediately!"
"That's right, that's right! As the saying goes, 'If the liver is not good, life is black and white', we can see how important the kidneys are, so we must get a doctor as soon as possible!" Gu'er solemnly exhorted, thinking that her reasoning was correct.
"Yes, after the kidney is healed, you can also take a look at the brain." Gu Gu also clapped his hands in a flash of inspiration and suggested, and Gu'er strongly agreed.
"Good idea! After all, you can get a kidney replacement if you have a disabled kidney. If you have a brain disabled, there is no medical treatment."
"What should I do if there is no medicine?"
Don't give them a chance to explain it!In this chicken-to-duck talk, the meat shield touched his chin thoughtfully, and the little strong tentacles on the top also seemed to be in the shape of a thinker.The helpless Salem complained in a low voice
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