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Shield Afro whispered: Well, what to do? 』

『[Private] Meat Shield Afro whispered to you: couple mission~(╭￣3￣)╭?」

Uh, can I go back on my word?

"Hohoho! Welcome to the third sub-hall of the Moon Palace "God of Eros Comes Soon". I am the person in charge today. Are you here to pick up the couple starter pack?"

The two came to a palace in the southeast suburb of Aiqubao. The NPC who came out to entertain him was a fat old man with white beard and a red coat, red hat and red cloth bag. No matter how he looked, he looked like the Santa Claus who didn't sleep on a snowy night and drove elk around to deliver gifts. .Salem stared at the other party speechlessly for a while, then turned to the meat shield and asked, "Are you sure you didn't come to the wrong place?"

"Brother's friend said it's right here." The meat shield scratched the exploding head wonderingly, opened the rotten explanation letter to reconfirm, and the tentacles of Xiaoqiang on the top also trembled, "But it should be a white winged one. Golden Retriever, right?"

"Hohoho! It's not wrong, I'm just helping to replace the shift." Santa smiled and shook his beer belly. "That kid Cupid always forgets to put on his pants, so he has a cold recently, and he is on leave to recuperate."

"..."

"..."

Even so, it's not Santa's turn, right?

"Then..." Salem looked around at the building full of ancient Chinese style, "Shouldn't it be an oriental god like Yuelao or Zhinu?"

"Hohoho! Because the oriental style is popular among us foreigners, Yuelao and Zhinu have been temporarily transferred to serve in Europe and the United States." Santa shook his stomach happily again, and opened the red cloth bag to them, "Come and pick one, every couple Every newcomer can get a gift, Hohoho!"

It turns out that your NPCs still have servos?But it’s fine if the gods of the East and the West are swapped, and if you find someone to replace them, you can directly find an old man who also wears red to replace them. How lazy are the officials to design a new NPC?After the two of them complained silently with great understanding, they each took out a small gift box from their bags, which contained a heart-shaped pink stone, a couple's handbook, and a paper card with numbers written on it.

"What is this?" Hun Dun picked up the paper card in doubt, and then looked at Salem's paper card, and found that the two were written with [-] and [-], and the bottom of the paper card was also marked with the words "only for couples".

"Hohoho! That's the number plate for receiving gifts." Santa's eyes narrowed with a smile and a dark light flashed, "Remember to go to the Mosaic Elf House to exchange gifts."

"Ding!" The system then rang with a rain of pink love hearts, "Congratulations to player Afro and Seren for successfully completing the couple registration procedures. Couples Exclusive Channel", please remember to read the manual in detail, so as to quickly cultivate adultery and develop all levels, and learn more CP fit skills~?"

"Huh? Is that the end?" The meat shield raised its head and shook Xiaoqiang's tentacles, a pair of round lenses flickered in confusion, "I thought I was going to do some tasks."

"Isn't there a firmness test?" Seren, who thought there was still a checkpoint, didn't understand.He wanted to use the failure of the mission to make the meat shield give up, but he didn't want to just draw a gift and end it. It made him think that all the tricks were useless.

"Hohoho! That's a test for ordinary players." Santa Claus looked at them cheerfully and lovingly again, "Both of you have gone through life and death together, and the relationship is unwavering, of course it can't be avoided."

"Hahaha! That's how it is! Sure enough, brother's love for Xiaolun can be learned from the sun and the moon!"

"..."

Salem glared angrily at the dwarf whose tentacles were trembling with laughter, but he had no choice but to wait for the opportunity. No matter what, we must get this stinky pig head today!He thought for a while, and suddenly realized that Santa Claus's smile was quite meaningful, so he whispered to the meat shield: "Don't you think it's strange that Cupid suddenly fell ill? At least I haven't heard of Santa Claus delivering gifts to couples. This is the first time."

"That's right." Hu Dun frowned and rubbed his chin in thought, "It's here anyway, why don't you give it a try."

"Um."

"Christmas, how long has Cupid been sick? Is it serious?" Hudun held Salem's hand with a smirk, "My wife is a pharmacist, maybe she can help."

"You...just say don't call me that!" Hearing that address again, Salem suddenly blushed and angrily reprimanded Santa Claus, "I know a little about herbs, if you need help, please feel free to tell me. "

"Pharmacist." This time, Santa Claus didn't hohoho anymore, he just brushed his beard worriedly, and then pointed to the aisle behind him, "Then go and see the child, go straight there, pass through After a small bridge, walk along the feathers, and you will see the bow and arrow of love."

Sure enough, there is a hidden mission!They looked at each other silently, thanked Santa Claus, and walked towards the instructions.

This palace is not very big, although it is divided into halls, there are small bridges, flowing water, green shades of bamboo groves, dotted with tiny stars and silver halos, which makes it feel quite quiet.It's a pity that it is so quaint, but it lives in a Western god. Why don't you teach people to shake their heads at the official bad taste?

Even so, the meat shield still kept looking around and admiring.Seeing his surprised appearance, Salem laughed and murmured: "Fool."

"Huh? What did Xiao Lun just say?" Hu Dong, who didn't hear clearly, looked over innocently.

"It's nothing, just looking at the scenery." Salem put away his expression and replied.

"Oh." Without doubting him, the meat shield held Salem's hand and smirked, "It really feels like going back to ancient times!"

Hearing what he said, Salem recalled that a few years ago Hollywood was popular in making oriental mythology kung fu movies. Except for the main character, the rest were all Asian actors, but they spoke the whole English, even if the background of the time was before there was no navigation technology and language barrier. Ancient China is no exception.The fancy special effects and gorgeous background are very spectacular and dazzling, but it loses the grace and restraint of oriental culture. Europeans and Americans are very interested in watching it, but Chinese people can't help laughing at it.

Just like Huo Dun, what he only likes is his beautiful appearance. If he knows that only half of his face can be seen in his real face, I'm afraid he won't be pestering him like this again.

After the two people with different thoughts crossed the small bridge, they seemed to have entered another space.The ancient buildings that are completely different from the previous ones, in front of their eyes turned out to be...

postscript:

When writing about the Temple of Love, Santa really didn't mean to come to mind... OTZ

This special task will be the beginning of entering the main line of the game, please be patient and see how they get through it step by step.

First give a shot in the arm, Xiao Lun is indeed a beauty in reality, but what happened, please wait until the second half to explain (#

[Next Part Preview] "Xiaoqiang Also Courts Love": The fairy tale is twisted, and Xiaoqiang's tentacles also meet true love?New NPC Appears!The number of words is about 4000, and it will be updated on Thursday morning.

16-2. Xiaoqiang also woos

>>>One shot of Eros arrow, another pair of CP.

"Quack quack!"

"Quack quack!"

A big fat white goose chased a duck and ran across the green emerald forest, followed by a group of chirping little yellow ducks, staggering with their little feet, as if surprised The little fur kids whose mother was taken away by the bad guys.

This unexpected picture made the two of them stand dumbfounded at the exit of the small bridge and look around. The plants, trees, flowers and leaves in front of them, and even the creatures that ran past just now, all resembled the round and lovely Q version in fairy tale picture books. If it wasn't for the miniature map showing that this is a copy of the Moon Palace branch, they would have thought they had traveled to Disney World.

From the ancient fairyland to the Q-version fairy tale suddenly, the style before and after this is too different!Seren, who couldn't adapt, had to close his eyes and rubbed his brows to sigh secretly. It really deserves to be Opus, who takes pleasure in pranking players. He didn't give a buffer time to switch visual stimuli, not even the noisy ghost Are you speechless?

Unexpectedly, Hudun's thinking is as elusive as Opus's. After being speechless for a while, he clenched his fists and shouted excitedly: "Whoa! The grafting art of this space design is really amazing. Philosophy! From beautiful and romantic to fresh and lively, from misty fantasy to simple and vivid, I realized a great truth in life - no matter how lofty the dream I pursue, I still have to return to simplicity in the end. This is the so-called return to the basics! "

Salem was completely dumbfounded, "Are you joking?"

"Huh?" Hudun, who didn't understand the meaning, raised a big, bright smile and looked at him, "Brother understands such an important truth, of course he talks with a smile!"

"..." After Seren's head froze for several seconds, he finally squeezed out a voice and said, "Forget it...forget it, let's move on."

According to Santa Claus' instructions, they are going to find Cupid's room with the feathers that fell, and judging from the battle of ducklings chasing geese and geese chasing ducks, they can probably guess where those feathers came from .So, they walked in the direction of the chase, and they saw feathers of various colors scattered and paw prints of beasts and birds scattered all over the forest path.

Has there been a forest war here?After the two looked at each other suspiciously, they took out their weapons and entered the state of preparation for battle. The tentacles of the meat shields trembled as if they were detecting something.

After walking cautiously for a short distance, they met the previous goose and duck chasing them. After all, the big white goose ran faster and caught up with the duck. They thought it was the duck that did something to anger the goose. After flapping its wings for a while, the white goose grabbed the duck's ass with both wings and rode up and started to move forward and backward, while the yellow ducklings that finally caught up stood in a circle and croaked and whispered.

Wait... wait!What is the situation?

Not only Salem, but even the meat shield was stunned.It's not that they don't accept this kind of cross-racial sex, but that apart from this pair of geese and ducks, there are several pairs of sheep and deer on the road a little further, squirrels hugging owls, monkeys throwing peacocks, snakes, etc. roll crocodile...

"I have a feeling, this Cupid..." Salem swallowed, and turned his head a little bit unbearably, "It doesn't seem simple."

Hearing what the beloved beauty said, the meat shield immediately put aside the black lines all over his head, and raised Xiaoqiang's tentacled explosive head, showing the demeanor he called "Lenfu", "Don't be afraid, my wife, I will protect you!"

"Just don't call me that!" Salem immediately yelled at the head.

So, Hudun touched his head in aggrieved and crying, "Oh, that old..."

"My husband is not allowed either!"

"Whoa! Xiao Lun called my brother my husband~"

"..."

What kind of hole did he dig for himself?This time it was Seren who was wronged and wanted to cry.

In fact, this dungeon doesn't need to fight monsters, it just has to challenge the visual limit of the great intersection of the ecological circle, right?

After finally surviving all kinds of interracial chaos, a brick hut standing on a hill in front finally came into view, and the pink Cupid arrow on the roof was so conspicuous that others could not see it.Just as they were about to set foot on the hill, Cupid's arrow suddenly turned towards them as if inductively, and shot out an arrow emitting golden light with a "swoosh".

"Be careful!" Thinking that it was a defensive attack against strangers, the meat shield hurriedly pulled Salem to avoid it, but who knew that the arrow was not aimed at them, but flew above their heads, and there was another "boo" like a blow Hit something, a black shadow fell straight on the explosive head.

"What is it?" said the meat shield and grabbed his head.

"Ah! Wait..." Seren, who could clearly see the current situation of the afro due to the height difference, tried to stop him but failed in time.

"What?" The meat shield looked at Salem, who was hesitant to speak, in confusion, and then saw the black object struggling in his hand, and suddenly shouted: "Holycrap! What is this?"

"What what? Disrespectful dwarf! Have you ever seen a bat?"

The thing in his hand actually opened his mouth!The black ball, which is less than the size of the palm, flaps its disproportionately small wings, and a pair of black light spots suspected of being eyes cast a resentful glare, and the small and white fangs exposed with the words, become the only feature to identify the front and back .Seeing that the meat shield was still looking at him foolishly, it furiously yelled, "Let go of me soon? You ugly dwarf! Don't hinder my appointment with Ana!"

"Huh? Oh, hug, I'm sorry." The meat shield, whose head hadn't turned around, let go of the bat intuitively and let it fly away. He didn't notice that the bat was mocking him. After a while, he asked suspiciously: "What? Nana?"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a delicate whine of a bat from above: "Anada, on the way home, I saw that you are tall and slender, with dark and bright skin. You are such a stunning beauty, so I couldn't help but Take a few more glances, who knows that fate has brought us together... Ah, so Ana also likes me? Hmm~ I'm so happy!"

"..."

Noticing the constant commotion in the head hair, the meat shield pointed at his afro in disbelief, "Bat...bat and Xiaoqiang's tentacles?"

"Yeah." Salem nodded, hiding his uncontrollable laughter, and explained after the smile slowed down: "I heard that if you are shot by Cupid's arrow, you will fall in love with the person you see at first sight." ...Uh, creatures, it seems that all the animals in this forest have been shot by arrows."

In fact, if you think about it carefully, Cupid is just a kid without a diaper. In terms of mental age, he would really like the fairy tale world more than the beautiful fairyland. It is no wonder that the space conversion is so extreme; moreover, according to According to myths and legends, this little Eros is also a mischievous little devil. He shoots arrows indiscriminately in the heavenly court, causing countless annoying disturbances of who falls in love with whom and who falls in love with whom again. The animals of the forest naturally became victims of Cupid's toy, Cupid's arrow.

However, speaking of creatures... Seren glanced at Xiaoqiang who was teasing the tentacles of the little bat, and remembered the monitoring that Miaomiao Xianbei helped to do after calming down last night——

[Accessories] "Xiaoqiang Tentacles" (Supervised)

Grade: Peerless and wonderful flower (orange)

Evolution way: ??

Function: defense +40%, agility +40%, evasion +40%, vitality +50%.

special function:

Match with any two sets of strange equipment: there is a random chance to revive in situ.

Pair it with the hair set of Qijiu equipment: it can suppress the hatred value in the non-combat state, and vice versa in the combat state, and has a random chance to be hit by the skills of teammates.

Note: This is the "Special Living Equipment" created with the soul essence of "Super Saiyan Xiaoqiang", please water it with love to make it thrive.

Originally, they still didn't understand what "living equipment" was, so it seems that Xiaoqiang's tentacles can also be considered biological?That meat shield is equivalent to accepting a special pet.Salem looked at the pink heart between Xiaoqiang's tentacles and the little bat with a grin, "I can probably guess how your tentacles evolved."

"Really? Wife... I mean Xiao Lun is so smart!" Hu Dun changed his words urgently, and asked curiously, "What is it?"

"I'll know in the future." With a soft snort, Salem withdrew his stare, raised his eyebrows, turned around and walked towards Xiaoqiu.Not knowing why, the meat shield had no choice but to follow behind with a little lover.

Cupid's arrows were still randomly fired in all directions, but maybe it was detected that the people who came were already in a relationship, so they didn't shoot at them anymore.The two climbed up to the top of the hill smoothly all the way, and saw a big wild wolf lying shyly and weakly in the arms of the three little pigs.They were no longer surprised by this, they just walked silently and quickly walked past this group of attack and reverse 4P group, came to the door of the hut and knocked.

After a burst of ping-pong-pong collisions, a weak child's voice, obviously pretending to be sick, came from inside the room, "Who is it?"

"Hello, Cupid, we are players who are here to visit you." The meat shield answered politely, but was rejected.

"I don't know any players. Mommy said you can't open the door to strangers."

Why is Venus here too?Salem murmured to himself, then continued, "Santa sent us here."

Unexpectedly, Cupid was even more upset, "Not to mention that perverted pedophile old man!"

The two fell silent.It turns out that Christmas is... No, Cupid, how do you know?Shouldn't it also be...

In order to preserve a little bit of beautiful fantasy in their childhood memories, they dare not imagine further, and decided to retreat to a distance to discuss countermeasures.

"According to the laws of fairy tales, is it possible to climb the chimney?" The meat shield touched his chin and looked at the chimney where the smoke was blowing from the roof, and immediately shook his head, "No, according to the laws of fairy tales, there must be a pot of boiling water waiting under the chimney... Ah, Santa Claus seems to climb chimneys too?"

"Don't talk about Christmas anymore." Salem covered his face and sighed, wanting to cry without tears. One must know that when he was young, he used to read fairy tales to pass the loneliness of looking after the house alone. How could he feel so embarrassed by Opus?Reluctantly glanced at the lover who was fighting fiercely on the exploding head, he poked the little bat with his finger, "Didn't this just say it was going home?"

"It's already here! Also, I already have a date. Even if you are a beauty, the elf, you can't touch me casually!" The little bat twisted the ball in dissatisfaction, trying to dodge its fingers, but was grabbed by the meat shield. He grinned angrily and said, "What do you want to do, stinky dwarf?"

"Is this A Bat's house?" Hu Dun pointed to Cupid's house, and casually gave him a nickname.

Sure enough, the fiery little bat exploded again, "What a bat? I am so handsome, how can I call this kind of dog a name? Afro-headed dwarves are uneducated and uneducated! Be careful, I call me master Random arrows shot your ass!"

"Then what's your name?" Salem asked curiously.

So, the little bat proudly raised its small chest that was hard to see, "Little bat, isn't it handsome?"

"..."

"..."

Where is the difference between the two?The two were silent for a second, then nodded with a dry smile, and continued to return to the topic.

"It seems that we have picked up Cupid's pet." The meat shield thought while rubbing his chin.

"Hmm." Seren stared at Xiaoqiang's tentacles bent down to touch the little bat, and said thoughtfully, "Xiaoqiang seems to like it very much."

Glancing at the love hearts constantly floating above the field of vision, the meat shield pushed down the reflective glasses, and smiled a little slyly, "Hey, brother has a solution!"

"You stupid bat!"

After some encouragement, the little bat happily introduced them, but Cupid, who heard the sound and rushed to open the door, was blown away.

"Didn't you mean to bring important people to see me? Why would you bring a piece of cauliflower and..." The naked flying blond fart angrily pointed at the meat shield and finished cursing. When his eyes fell on Salem's face, his tone changed With a sudden turn, the soaring hair became soft and golden again, and there was a hint of cuteness in the flattering and flattering voice, "Pretty Gege, I'm dizzy~"

After Cupid finished speaking, he closed his eyes and threw himself at Salem, without moving the wings on his back, clearly begging for a hug.

"Uh, this..." Seren, who was afraid of children, was startled, but because the other party was a mission NPC, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and catch the little piggy, and quickly stuffed it into the arms of the meat shield.

The meat shield, who obviously tends to be a wife-slave, automatically accepts all the questions from Salem, and can't help but smirk with emotion, ah!Brother really has the demeanor of Xiao Lun's husband!

"I did bring a very important person to see you, that is my Anada Qiangqiang." The little bat rubbed against Xiaoqiang's tentacles shyly, without the shame of betraying its master, and ignoring the master's face to poke the truth directly, "Master, don't see one love the other. This stinky dwarf has a girlfriend. It's not good to steal someone's husband."

Salem wanted to reply "Who is that husband?", but was afraid of being tricked by the system, so he could only close his mouth tightly and protested silently with his eyes.

Hearing this, Cupid, who was desperately rubbing, realized that he had eaten the wrong tofu, so he quickly patted his little wings and got out, and kicked the meat shield away in disgust, "Ah bah bah! I hate cauliflower the most! "

"Hate cauliflower? Ah, I got it!" The meat shield, who was immersed in thoughts, didn't notice it, so he rubbed Cupid's hair with a clear face, and began to talk at length, "No wonder you are dizzy, it must be Too picky! Cauliflower is a very nutritious green vegetable. It is rich in carotene, vitamin B1, vitamin B2, vitamin C, vitamin A, especially vitamin C, but these are water-soluble and easy to lose, so boil them when……"

Oops!Don't take the question so seriously!

Seeing that these two savage NPCs froze as if they hadn't thought about it, Salem was really in the dark.I don't know whether to say that this pig is too capable to subdue the AI ​​system, or is it too out of the ordinary for the AI ​​​​program to turn around?

Seeing that 2 minutes passed, the meat shield talked about the difference in taste between white and green cauliflower all the way, Cupid even jumped out of the countdown to restart, so he had to poke the shoulder of the meat shield and send a sweet smile. Finally, the dwarf version of Tang Seng fell into obsession and giggled, unable to speak anymore.

Huh, this guy's chatter is definitely comparable to Ah Quan's. Ah Quan's nonsense, at least he has something to say. Prepare super sound-isolating earplugs!

"Cough!" He cleared his throat with a cough, and decided to speak first before the meat shield chattered again, "Can we continue the mission?"

Cupid, who restarted and resumed operation, blinked, and flew back into the house with a bitter face, and threw himself on the bed in a desperate state, sighing: "Ah... I'm not in the mood, I have no energy, I can't help it..."

"I heard that you are sick, what kind of illness is it?" Hun Dun asked puzzled.This little brat was jumping around and feeling sluggish, obviously it had nothing to do with the cold, there must be other reasons.

Sure enough, Cupid immediately covered his red, round face with both hands, shyly twisted his bare butt, and said in a coquettish voice, "Love? Miss? Sick~"

"..."

"..."

postscript:

Raise your hand if you want to touch Cupid's smooth butt AWWWWA (#

The new NPC pets that are about to join the team are coming out!

[Preview for the next part] "Hand in Hand and Go Fishing": After receiving the mission of Cupid, the two went out to sea together, and Xiao Lun was going to be jealous!The word count is about 6000 words, and it is estimated to be posted on Sunday morning.

17-1. Go fishing hand in hand

>>>In order to help Eros chase his wife, the afro-headed dwarf and the elf beauty have fun in bed... I mean on board. (#

The romance between Cupid and Psyche is one of the world's famous fairy tales, and it is also one of the few myths with a happy ending. "Opus", which takes pleasure in matching adultery, naturally wants to bring this story into play.However, this version of Cupid, the God of Love, seems to be a bit wrong in terms of age?

"True love knows no gender or age. If you love her, go after her!" Hu Dun clenched his fist passionately, using his own experience to encourage Cupid, who has trouble in love, "Even if there is a height difference between you and your wife, it is definitely not a problem!"

Salem, who was always called his wife by the meat shield, gave him a speechless glance. Only this pig-headed man thinks it's okay, right?

"Who said it's not a problem? I look so young, how can I catch Psyche?" Cupid jumped up angrily, and stood up straight in front of them, naked.

So, the two of them looked up and down with their eyes wide open, especially when they saw something, they couldn't help covering their mouths and turning their faces away—poof!so small!

In the genuine mythology, when Cupid was chasing his wife, he was already a grown-up beautiful young man, so he easily fell in love with Psyche, who was more beautiful than a beauty god; but the Cupid in front of him was only less than five years old and loved to fly naked The little boy is short and fat from head to toe, and the part that represents masculine masculinity is even more miniature and cute.Running in front of the woman you love with such a delicate and tender character that can only be cute, although it is unlikely to be hated, but I am afraid it can only stimulate the mother's love in the other party, and it is even more impossible to think about romance.

Sensing Cupid's glare of resentment, Salem quickly put away her smiling face and suggested, "Aren't you the God of Cupid? Just shoot her with an arrow."

"That's right, but..." Cupid drooped his shoulders in disappointment, his childish face was full of grief that didn't match his age, "Is love influenced by divine power still love?"

What does the other person see of themselves?What is the emotion in the other party's heart?Because of this desire for true love, I hope that the person I love can love the real self, not be confused by any external temptation, and accept everything about myself from the bottom of my heart, regardless of incompleteness, beauty or ugliness.

Salem glanced at the little bat lying on the head of the meat shield and kept acting coquettishly. After being shot by Cupid's arrow, did it really like the little strong tentacles that didn't even have a body?But is there really someone in this world who loves someone without any conditions?

"You are beautiful, elegant, smart...everything makes me fall in love with you deeply. 』

Once, he had all these things, and he also got the love he dreamed of; but when he lost all these, only ugliness and inferiority remained, and the eyes that once poured out his love words became hollow and cold——love is gone.

"Understood, since this is the reason for your deterrence, then let's find a way to make you grow up quickly!" The meat shield solemnly patted Cupid's small shoulder, and the system sound that triggered the task also sounded.

"Ding! The player's meat shield, Afro, triggers [Special Couple Mission] "Cupid's Courtship Road". This mission is only shared with couples and above. It must be completed by two people in a team. Players are requested to seize the opportunity to cultivate adultery. Yo!"

"Yes!" Finally successfully triggering the task, the meat shield once again cheered up when he was happy, "As the saying goes, 'I said to eat, now I eat', if you love it, go bravely! Good brother, I support you!"

As a result, the meat shield once again made the NPCs crash and restart gorgeously.

"It's 'sincerity, gold and stone are opened'! Stupid dwarf!" Little Bat complained dissatisfied.It is estimated that the system can't stand it anymore, and decided to add a Martian language correction function to the NPC.

"That's right, Xiao Beier probably made a mistake again." Hu Dun scratched his face and smirked, and suddenly looked strangely at the unexpectedly silent person, "What's wrong with Xiao Lun?"

"It's nothing, let's go when you pick it up." Seren habitually lowered his bangs to cover his left face, and quickly clicked on the task panel to check, not wanting others to see his expression at the moment, but forgetting the difference in height between the two perspective.

The meat shield stared at the reddish corners of Salem's eyes, paused for a while, and raised his smile again, "Well, let's go!"

『[Special Couple Mission] "Cupid's Courtship": I heard that there are legends about growth potions on the coral reef islands in the southeast sea, go and inquire about them! 』

"Whoa! Do you want to go to sea? Brother, I haven't seen the seascape in the game yet!" Hudun looked at the map and was so excited that he felt like he had been pumped.

"I thought they took you to Misty Island." Siren couldn't help wondering.I remember that when he first met the meat shield, the opponent was already in his thirties, he must have been playing for a long time, and he had two friends who were experts, how could he not have been to the beach?

"No, those two heartless..." When Hu Dun said this, he tearfully poured out his mental journey into the game, especially the bloody and tearful history of his brothers sneaking away first and then abandoning him.When he spoke, his nose burst into tears, like a resentful woman who failed in a perm and was abused by her cheating husband. Hearing this, Salem couldn't laugh or cry, and even the gloom in his eyebrows and eyes faded away.

This chat was so diverse, and it was only then that Roudun learned that the teddy bear was the legendary god, and he kept calling out: "It really is something that Ty would do!" And Salem also knew that this idiot designed his own During the process of getting into this appearance, he almost couldn't breathe from laughing, and said, "No wonder they don't want to talk to you idiot!" Hu Dun looked at him without annoyance and laughed.

Talking and laughing happily, the two came to the village of the sea located in the southeast of the mainland.

As the name suggests, Sea Village is a village near the sea, and it is obviously the name of the vegetable market that the officials just don’t bother to think of. Anyway, it’s just a small place to go to Misty Island by boat. There are not many fancy NPCs, and there are many announcements. It's ordinary daily life like picking up shells and cleaning up monsters.Despite this, Sea Village is still unexpectedly popular with players, especially a beach outside the village, which is simply a free beach. From time to time, there are groups of players who come to sunbathe, play beach volleyball, play Play sunset running, and some players even set up stalls to sell snacks and practice cooking skills. Those who are more courageous can also challenge to ride a shark to surf. The whole beach can be said to be very lively and jubilant.

"Speaking of which, since you can take a boat, why did Tai still use flying?" After listening to the introduction, Hu Dun couldn't help asking questions.

"Of course it's because of restrictions." Salem led him to the Abo NPC outside the village entrance, pointing to the price list on the board, "Basically, the NPC agrees to rent a speedboat to you only if it has to be at least level 25. Because the fish monsters in the sea have a minimum level of [-], they will not attack you just because you have a boat, not to mention that if you are unlucky, they will be randomly attacked by level [-] bird monsters."

After finishing speaking, he pointed to the big ship docked on the distant rocky shore, "Of course, you can also choose a big ship that is not attacked. The NPC captain is at the helm. Not only is the fare more expensive, but you can't decide the route yourself, so the journey is longer, and Passengers also need to be level [-].”

The meat shield was puzzled, "Level [-]? Don't you need to fight monsters?"

"Because the fishing equipment on the boat needs to be at level [-] to use it. It's an hour and a half voyage. Wouldn't it be boring to pass the time without fishing?" Salem blinked mischievously, "How? What kind of boat do you want to take? Just say it first, don’t try to tell me to fly, I will definitely get lost.”

"Then won't you get lost if you drive the speedboat?" Hu Dun was puzzled again. Could it be that the two routes are different?

"The boat has a position detector attached." Seeing that he was still confused, Salem remembered what he had missed, and quickly added: "The Misty Island will change its position randomly, and it needs to be detected by instruments or teammates are on the island. You can find it only by showing the directions on the map.”

"So that's how it is!" Hutton nodded and thought clearly. In terms of thrills, of course he chose a cheap and convenient speedboat. Maybe there will be some special incidents along the way.When he was about to open his mouth, he saw that Salem's beautiful eyes were inadvertently looking at the big ship, although he didn't show it deliberately, so he made up his mind, "Let's go big!"

As soon as Salem heard it, he spread his wings with a smile on his face, pulled him up and flew towards the rocky shore, "Quick! The boat is about to sail!"

aha!Brother really chose the right one!Looking at Salem's rare sweet smile, Hudun couldn't help but be overjoyed again, and smiled even more stupidly on that face that was already good enough for me.

Ever since, the local players saw a winged elf beauty flying through the air carrying a silly and obscene afro, and the world channel once again had a mole Yuanfang as the gossip announcer and rejoiced.Fortunately, Salem was in a hurry to catch the boat and didn't notice, otherwise he might just throw the meat shield into the sea with a flick of his hand and forget it.

But what made Xiao Lun so excited?The meat shield kept guessing, did he like fishing?

"Fishing is okay, I don't like it very much." Although Sai Lun answered in this way, he skillfully picked up the fishing rod and sat down beside the boat, and then threw the bait into the sea, with anticipation that could not be concealed on his face.

Could it be that Xiao Lun is also a tsundere?The meat shield is boring now, obviously there are big and small Tsundere brothers by his side, and this time he likes a Tsundere beauty, is it possible that brother has a special relationship with Tsundere in this life?

Hearing his babble, Salem couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and imitated the classic line of Miao Miao Xianbei, "You are so arrogant! I am not happy because I can fish, although it can't get rid of it."

"Why is that?" The meat shield was almost worn out by curiosity.

"You'll know when the time comes." Seeing him like this, Salem played tricks even more maliciously, and casually glanced at the fishing rod that Hudun was playing with, "Can you fish?"

"Of course I will! My brother is amazing! Every time the company charters a boat to hold a party, there is definitely a handsome and heroic figure of my brother fishing, and I have caught a lot of beautiful girls... Uh..." I was so excited that I accidentally let it go, anyone Anyone with a brain knows that you must never talk about your past achievements in front of the person you are chasing, so the meat shield hastily slumped back sweating, "Mei, me, me, me, fish you haven't caught yet!"

Salem twitched the corner of his lower lip with a half-smile, and didn't have any special reaction. He just said "Oh" and continued to look at the buoy on the sea surface, which made the meat shield even more nervous, "I swear that's all in the past tense." , since I got Xiao Lun, I haven't approached any other beauties!"

"..."

Seeing that Salem was still expressionless, the meat shield cried and begged in a panic on the spot, no matter how many NPC crew members this face would scare away, "It's true! Xiaolun~wife~brother, you are the only one in my heart now !"

"Ah, I caught it." Salem, who had never heard of it all this time, suddenly rolled up the reel happily, and a white pomfret was caught.