[Lingjia Zoo III Xiaoqiangxing people also courteous] Do not come to online games with explosive hea

Hurry up and be jealous~ More jealousy is good for physical and mental health XDDD

So, Xiao Lun's butt was stamped and identified as the owner to provoke AWA (#

11-1. The beauty of the foursome came to open the room

>>>Touching the butt of a perfect person is about to come to the hot spring... AWA (big mistake

"It's a serious injury, the two of you look like this."

After the Afro BBQ show was over, the dwarf patriarch once again used Master Yoda's inverse tone, staring at the teddy bear that had degenerated into a beautiful boy and the soft and tender baby's meow senbei with an inscrutable expression. The deep meaning made the brother-controlling Tsundere almost shout: "Don't touch my brother's ass!"

Perhaps it was because of the reputation of this fairy priest that he was not easy to mess with in the NPC world. The dwarf patriarch didn't want to tease him this time. He just frowned and pondered for a while before saying: "How about it! The letter of recommendation, I will replace it for you. Write one. Mrs. Qiu Xiang, go to "Return Me Piao Piao Hot Spring Villa" to find it."

This inverted grammar is really difficult for people who are not good at Chinese. Fortunately, after they received the letter from the patriarch, the information panel will repeat the task content in normal grammar——"[Reward Mission] "Return of the Dwarves": for To repay the kindness of saving the livelihood of the whole family, the patriarch of the dwarves specially wrote a letter of recommendation, asking Mrs. Qiu Xiang, the proprietress of "Returning Me to the Hot Spring Villa" to entertain everyone (including the accompanying NPC), and let the two benefactors who have lost their vitality borrow The highest level of heaven and earth essence health pool, to help quickly recover skills, all expenses are borne by the dwarf patriarch. 』

"Oh yeah! You can soak in the hot springs. After soaking in the hot springs, you can eat crab hot pot~" The little doll sitting on the arm of the brother, Miao Miao Senbei, happily raised two small fists and swayed from side to side, Xiaohong Her cheeks were round with a smile, and her fluffy kitten tail was also swaying up and down, making everyone present so cute. Not only the NPCs increased their favorability wildly, even the dual personality system couldn't help but have a double bonus. Moe index.

"Baby, be careful not to fall." The teddy bear hurriedly supported his younger brother's back with the other hand, and whispered a few words into the trembling cat's ear, which made Miaomiaoxianbei blush for a while, then hugged his neck and buried his baby Face, the NPC and the system were bloodied again.

The meat shield didn't know why, but when the two brothers were controlling each other again, they scratched their heads and looked at Salem, "Is this hot spring difficult to get in? You need a letter of recommendation from the patriarch."

"Well, it is the most mysterious hot spring hotel in Opus. Unless there is a necessary mission, non-members are not allowed to enter. So far, no one knows how to obtain membership. There was a player who happened to have a mission to enter before. The price list is astonishingly high, and I don’t know what special functions the hot springs have, and most of the guests who come and go are high-level NPCs.” Salem opened the map to check the location of the hot spring villa, and there was still unbelievable surprise in his tone, “Really I didn’t expect to have the opportunity to experience it once.”

It turns out that beauty Xiao Lun likes to soak in hot springs!The meat shield rubbed his chin, secretly remembering Salem's hobbies, and his mind couldn't help thinking about it.Do you need to take off your clothes in the hot spring?Oh, Miss Xiao Lun must have a good figure, and her skin must be smooth and tender after soaking in the hot spring... After wiping the nosebleeds in his brain, he clenched his fists and shouted on behalf of the whole team: "Whoa! Hot spring beauty! Brother is coming!"

According to the instructions of the patriarch of the dwarves, they came to Huan Wo Piao Piao Hot Spring Villa in Aiqubao Hot Spring Street. Because of the mission, they stepped into the gate that ordinary people must stop, and successfully handed in the letter of recommendation.I thought everything should be fine, but who knows, Mrs. Qiu Xiang, the proprietress who is a flower fairy, frowned in embarrassment.

"Since the benefactor of the dwarves is here, and the husband-in-law of the concubine is also a dwarf, I am very happy to entertain all heroes, but..." Mrs. Qiu Xiang looked around very worriedly, and then lowered her voice after confirming that there was no one there. Said: "The reason why the hot springs in the hidden mountain villa are special is because there are treasures passed down from generation to generation. It is a pity that some time ago the villa broke into something and stole the treasure. The Heaven and Earth Essence Health Pool, which cures all diseases and cultivates vitality, is now just an ordinary hot spring with no effect, so Shubi Villa cannot help you.”

"Huh? So (so) you can't soak in hot springs and crabs?" Miao Miao Senbei pouted in disappointment, obviously more concerned about not being able to eat gourmet meals.

The teddy bear didn't care about his own state, he just pinched his little brother's face gently, and comforted him with a smile: "Baby wants to eat, brother will cook it for you anytime."

However, the meat shield was worried when he heard it.The teddy bear that has degenerated into a teenager has been greatly weakened, and the baby version of Miaomiao Xianbei has all skills locked except for transformation, and has become a snack that can only be cute.The two brothers seem to be weak and easy to bully, what if they meet a troublesome PVP player?So he asked the proprietress again: "What kind of treasure is it? Maybe we can get it back."

"The treasure of the store?" Salem felt as if he had heard it before.

"It's an S-grade sulfur crystal that condenses the essence of a thousand years." Mrs. Qiu Xiang sighed sadly. How can you keep it going? You can hide it for a while, but you can’t hide it forever.”

"S-grade sulfur crystal...could it be this one?" Seren found out the sulfur crystal that he kept in his bag before, and the meat shield came over and opened the task panel knowingly, and he really saw the task of "The Precious Treasure of the Town Store" The content has changed——

"[Special Mission] "The Precious Treasure of the Town Store": I found the owner by mistake!Return the millennium sulfur crystal to people! 』

"Oh, it's this millennium sulfur crystal!" Mrs. Qiu Xiang took the sulfur crystal in surprise, "Where did you find it?"

"Aha, that's amazing!" Hunk pushed down his reflective glasses, raised his explosive head, and prepared to give a vivid speech, "The situation was critical at that time! Brother was preparing to..."

"It's from the monster in Aiwa's cave!" The other three interrupted in unison, and Yu hid the sweaty three-headed puppy into his shirt.

Why?The meat shield suddenly cried.

"It turns out that you are not only benefactors of the dwarves, but also my benefactors who returned Piao Piao Hot Spring Villa!" Mrs. Qiu Xiang happily took out a few cards from her sleeve and handed them to them, "This is the little girl from our villa. Please accept it, everyone.”

"Ding!" The gentle system uncle sounded, "Congratulations to players Teddy Bear Biscuit, Miaomiao Senbei, Seren, and Meat Shield Afro for completing [Special Mission] "Precious Treasure of the Town Store" and getting "Return The favorability of "My Piao Piao Hot Spring Villa" +500, become the VIP of "Return My Piao Piao Hot Spring Villa" to enjoy a permanent half-price discount, and get three days of free entertainment, food and lodging for 72 hours of game time, which can be deducted according to the number of online hours, In addition, I got 8 experience points and 2 OKC coins, I wish the players a pleasant hot spring vacation.”

"Oh? Is the discount for VIP counted in the [-]% discount for Cosmo Volcano consumption? Or is it an extra?" Hutton immediately raised his hand and asked.

"Ding!" This time the house system changed, "Extra! Welcome to the meat shield Aphrododo and bring the little beauty of Seren to the hot spring, black skin black skin~?"

Yes!Brother System really understands brother!The reflective glasses of the meat shield became brighter again.

Salem squinted at that smug face, and couldn't help whispering, "Don't ask me if I want to?"

"Would you like to go to the hot springs with me, little beauty?" The meat shield with the tip of the ears immediately asked, his thick skin and earnest eyes made Salem look at the other two speechlessly again, trying to divert attention force.

"Oh yeah! Soak in the hot springs! Soak in the hot springs! There's still crab hotpot in the nest~" Snack baby Miao Miao Xianbei happily transformed back into a kitten, climbed on his brother's shoulders and danced and rubbed, making the teddy bear smile Stretch out your finger to tease the kitten.The picture of this beautiful boy with a cute little creature is so beautiful that Mrs. Qiu Xiang's eyes flashed green on the spot, and the system also ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding ding-ding made the love between the brothers shine and the level of husband and wife soared.

"Ah, it's so loving." Mrs. Qiu Xiang sighed with her face in her hands, then waved her sleeves and said, "The husband and wife are so loving, why don't I let my concubine help you two to upgrade to the same health pool with the essence of heaven and earth?" The honeymoon suite."

"Thank you." Teddy Bear was very satisfied with the NPC's death.

"Then please wait for a while, the waiter will come and take everyone to the room, and I will quickly put the thousand-year-old sulfur crystal back in place, so that the hot spring can restore its curative effect." Mrs. Qiu Xiang left the reception hall after she owed her body, and the two staff NPCs also Then appeared to lead them.

"The honeymoon suite is really nice!" Hu Dun was so envious, he only felt that the brotherhood was so good that the system misjudged it as a couple.Salem remembered the doubts in the giant cave earlier.

After the meat shield brought people to the rescue, there was no response from Teddy Bear and Miaomiao Xianbei on the channel. It was not until they walked back to the stone room that they found that the two brothers were just snuggling and chatting in the corner next to the stone door, while Miaomiao Xianbei Bei's cheeks were still flushed.Although he was puzzled at the moment, he didn't ask any more questions. After all, this was someone else's housework. On the contrary, it was the meat shield's curiosity and talkativeness that made Xiao Tsundere furious.

Heh, that silly afro.For some reason, the last image in Salem's mind was the meat shield rubbing Miao Miao Xianbei's head and laughing, the corners of his lips that were always tightly pursed were slightly raised without knowing it.

"By the way, why didn't Little Yumei say she wanted to eat hot pot?"

When Hu Dun asked this question, the others also looked at Yu strangely, and the NPC said embarrassedly: "I don't know, after waking up from the cave, I have always felt very full, and the hunger rate has also slowed down. A lot."

As soon as they heard it, they all checked the satiation level on the top of Yu's head, and it turned black!But if you take a closer look, the black that accounts for [-]% of the progress bar is full of normal green. Based on the calculation of the time since they left the cave to the present, it turns out that Yu’s hunger rate has become the same as that of ordinary people, which means What do you mean?

After recalling their experience in the Aiwa cave, the teddy bear's face changed slightly.Miao Miao Xianbei, who had figured out the answer, couldn't help but said in a daze: "Isn't it..."

"Uh, is that so?" Salem, who always felt that the truth was a bit cruel, was too embarrassed to point it out.

The meat shield with only one intestine leading to the bottom immediately clapped his hands and said, "Ah! Could it be that the food that the little Yumei should really eat is actually demonic energy? No wonder we couldn't get enough food no matter how much we fed before, and three servings of demonic energy would be enough." So full, oh no, a three-headed dog counts as three servings, so a total of five servings!"

"Ding!" Then the system sounded, "Player Meat Shield Afro and others broke the correct feeding method of NPC "Yu?", gained +120 pricking cecum index, and 9800 experience points. Players are welcome to make persistent efforts and continue poking NPCs! "

"Sure enough! Hahaha! It's amazing!" the meat shield laughed with its afro trembling.

"Ha, ha, your size! It's amazing how big you are!" Once again proving that the treasured delicacies are wasted, Miao Miao Xianbei cried again.The teddy bear stared at the meat shield with a livid face, and left with the waiter in his arms, intending to comfort the baby's wounded heart.

"You idiot." Salem cursed angrily and amusedly, shaking her head.

Ah?What did you say wrong again?The meat shield Zhang Er couldn't touch King Kong's head, and saw that Salem had led Yu away, so he hurriedly followed, but he was anxiously thinking about how he should behave when he entered the room, and what he should say when he was in the hot spring Let Xiao Lun relax and so on.

At this time, a row of peach-colored secret words jumped into the channel, and Hudun's eyes lit up immediately, and he replied while walking——

『【Private】Way to bluff and whisper to you: Big head!How is the progress? XD

『[Private] You whispered to the biased line: You are a beauty! ! !Dude just need your advice! 』

『[Privacy] Bixiang bluffs and whispers to you: Oh?tell me the story? 』

『[Private] You whispered to Xiang Xianglanxing: brother and beauty can go to the hot spring for free because of the mission, what do you say next? 』

『[Private] Bi Xianglanxing whispered to you: Soak in hot springs? ! ! ! !This is a good time to promote relationships! AWA'

『[Private] You whispered to the biased bluffing line: I think so too~ What good idea do you have for bluffing beautiful women? 』

『[Private] Bixiang bluffs and whispers to you: first tell me how he treats you now? 』

『[Privacy] You whispered to Xiang Xianglan: This...』

Hu Dun rubbed his chin in annoyance, not sure what Salem thought of him. He only felt that although the other party had always been reserved and unfamiliar, he didn't really reject him. Sometimes he seemed to let go of his heart, but when he tried to When touched, it will suddenly retract again, feeling like...

『【Private】Whispering to bluff and whisper to you: Oh, what a cold and arrogant beauty, it seems that he is also testing you~AWA』

『[Private] You whispered to Xiang Xianglan: Really?Really? *0*』

『[Privacy] Bixiang bluffs and whispers to you: Oh!At least he seems to be paying attention to your pursuit~ So next...』

Uh uh uh... is this okay?

He stared dumbfounded at the long string of secret phrases on the channel, among which the word "stealing a kiss while in chaos" was emphasized by special brackets, which made his cheeks look like a dinosaur-skinned meat shield, he couldn't help sweating, and his fingers moved quickly .Although he really wanted to take Miss Xiaolun home as soon as possible, but, as Tai said, even though they experienced a lot in the game, it felt like they had been together for a long time, but in reality it was only two days. What can I do if I scare people away?

『[Privacy] Bixiang bluffs and whispers to you: Oh, let's pretend it was an accident!Let's see how he reacts, if he immediately turns his back on him and cuts off contact with him, there will be no drama, so you should give up sooner, right? 』

That said, it seems to make sense...?

postscript:

Will the meat shield take the bluff suggestion? AWA

Abebe, let’s continue to be cute and yelling, if you are a boy, just keep it low enough~ XDDDD

11-2. The beauties of the foursome come to kiss

>>>Soaking in hot springs is really a good opportunity to cultivate all kinds of adulterous feelings~!

In doubt, they came to a Japanese room.The spacious and bright space is designed with exquisite and elegant furnishings. There are some refreshments on the small coffee table in the center. The whole room exudes a faint fragrance of flowers, which makes them feel relaxed as soon as they step in.

"The open-air hot spring attached to the suite is in the yard, just open the door opposite. You can refer to the instruction panel on the table for how to use the facilities in the room. If you have any questions or needs, just shout "Give me back." I will come to serve you next time." The waiter NPC smiled and disappeared in place, regardless of their black line expressions when they heard the slogan.

"Speaking of which, I have always had a doubt." Hudun looked at the place where the NPC disappeared, and asked Xiaoxin, frowning his thick eyebrows.

"What doubts?" Saying that, Salem walked to the small tea table and called up the instruction panel to check.

"The name of this villa is 'Return my ticket'. What kind of ticket do you want to pay back? Train ticket? Airline ticket?" Hu Dun thought for a while in confusion, then clapped his hands in a flash of inspiration: "Could it be banknotes? That's right." , the fees here are so expensive, it’s not an exaggeration to ask me to pay back my money!”

Salem was stunned for a moment before he continued to smile and said, "I really don't know whether to say your Chinese is good or not."

"Isn't it right?" The meat shield grabbed the afro head wonderingly, but seeing the beautiful woman smiling magnificently, and her pair of beautiful amber eyes were even more charming, so he also smirked foolishly.

Seeing his dumbfounded appearance, Salem couldn't help but smiled again, and casually asked the curious question, "Have you immigrated abroad since you were young? Or ABC?"

"Immigration? No." Hu Dun came back to his senses and thought for a while before realizing the misunderstanding, and quickly explained: "Only Xiao Beier is half-Chinese, his mother is Taiwanese, so he is of mixed race, Tai and I both A true American."

"Aren't you Chinese?" Salem opened his eyes wide in surprise, and said after a while, "Then you are really good at Chinese. I thought it was the overseas Chinese who immigrated with their families when they were young, so they could speak so fluently. A bit of an accent, but it's still pretty standard."

"Hey, brother is amazing!" It's rare to be appreciated by a beauty, and the meat shield is so happy that he wants to fly into the sky. If there is a tail behind his back, he will probably be wagging non-stop, "Because my family used to do tea trading, often in Asia I have business contacts, so Chinese is the second language I must learn since I was a child! And oh..."

He was so proud that he forgot that he was in the game at this time, and he approached the face that had been adjusted by the data mysteriously, "My great-great-great-grandmother is actually Chinese, so I have a little bit of mixed race, look! "

"Uh...it doesn't look so obvious now." Salem pointed out with a black line.

"Ah, that's right! Hahaha! I forgot that brother changed his appearance." Hu Dun rubbed his head and smirked.

Heh, this idiot is really not ashamed no matter how embarrassing he is.Seren was teased again and finished cursing secretly, and was about to speak again when he heard Yu's admiration, "Wow! It's so beautiful!"

Seeing Yuli watching from the sliding door of the yard, they went over curiously and were immediately surprised.The scenery of the back mountain covered with fluffy and fine snow can be fully seen.In the pure white snow scene all over the world, a pool of milky white spring water in front of you is surrounded by black rocks, and water particles with a light silver halo are splashed from the spring water injection, like small and graceful flower elves, finely spreading freshness in the curling mist Light incense.Such a dreamy scene made them immersed in it for a while and could not speak.

In the afternoon, the breeze danced quietly, and a ray of bright red filaments brushed silently on his cheeks. Afterwards, the meat shield looked, and saw Salem's chin slightly raised, his eyes chasing the side face of the glittering and translucent beads. It was as beautiful as this The elf fairy in the snow-white dreamland.The beautiful scenery is as picturesque as a poem. Seeing his heart fluttering, a feeling of deja vu surged into his heart, so he couldn't help but softly said, "Xiao Lun go clubbing first."

"Huh?" Salem turned to look up at his meat shield, but he saw that the pair of glasses had been covered with a layer of white mist, and the pair of thick black eyebrows stained with dew made him almost unbearable. Hold back the blurted laughter.

Not paying attention to the smile in the other party's eyes, Hu Dun continued: "Xiao Lun must be very tired after accompanying us to do the task so late, why don't you relax in the hot spring first, and then go offline to sleep comfortably."

Hearing this, Salem realized that the mission had indeed come to an end for the time being, and it was time for him to go.He didn't expect time to pass so quickly. It seemed that when playing games with these few people, special events would always happen, which made him forget about it unconsciously.After sighing softly in his heart, he nodded and said, "Okay, thank you."

"Actually..." Yu on the side said cautiously, his eyes gleaming with anticipation, "This hot spring can be shared by multiple people at the same time."

"..."

"And even if you take off the equipment, you won't be naked, so there is no privacy issue." Yu added with a blink of an eye, not at all as shy as usual, and the three-headed puppy in his arms also nodded three heads wildly, the implication is really it goes without saying.

So, Salem could only laugh and asked, "How about having a drink together?"

That's right, because the official wants to prevent players from taking advantage of the convenience of virtual reality to interfere with the weather, all characters must wear the most basic underwear at all times, unless the couple is doing intimate things in a limited private place, otherwise it is considered You can't take it off with your hands, with a knife, or with fire, just like the glasses that are fixed to the face by a meat shield.Therefore, even if they have sex together, they don't have to worry about the shame of leaking out their love and so on.

"Okay!" Yu and the three-headed puppy immediately rushed to the spring pool happily.

Only the meat shield waved his hand and walked into the room, "Brother, I will soak later, there are too many people crowded, and Xiao Lun will feel uncomfortable."

Under the light, the back of the dwarf who turned his back looked a bit chic and handsome.However, in fact, the face under the exploding head was covering the nose that was about to spurt blood with one hand - woo woo woo!Two beauties having sex together, this scene is too exciting, I can't bear it!

Sai Lun, who didn't know the details, twitched his lips slightly, stepped into the courtyard and closed the sliding door, took off his clothes and went to soak in the hot water, leaving Hu Dong lying on the tatami mat alone and dreaming endlessly.

After removing all the equipment, Salem brushed his long hair to his chest, and sat in the pool in a pair of shorts. He suddenly felt refreshed all over, and even his body in reality seemed to have the illusion of relaxation, which made him sigh lightly. This virtual Realistic effects are too realistic!

He called out the character panel, and saw that the status column was flashing "Return me the bliss of the hot spring: normal" - all quality increased by 5%, and the recovery rate of blood, magic, physical strength, satiety, etc. also doubled. The game time is maintained for 24 hours, and death is not affected.The effect is actually more than that of ordinary hot spring shops, and this is only an ordinary hot spring, let alone the world essence health pool where teddy bears and Miaomiao Xianbei are soaked.

"It really is a high-end private hot spring with a sky-high price." He couldn't help but sigh.

Yu Yu, who was playing with the three-headed puppy, asked him curiously, "Is it really expensive?"

"It's very expensive for ordinary players, but now you also have a half-price VIP discount, and you can bring your deacon with you in the future." Salem joked.

"Uh... um..."

Probably because of being talked about, Yu lowered his head with a blushing face, and the three little dogs seemed to want to say something, but no one understood.At this moment, there was a loud noise in the air, and the earth shook accordingly. The dazzling glare instantly covered the entire field of vision and then disappeared, and the eyes could not be seen, as if the whole world was plunged into infinite darkness. There was a commotion like a frying pan.

"[World] Don't want a brain corpse: I (beep——)!Official blackout? 』

『【World】Boss is so delicious: Ahh!I hit half of the boss! ! ! 』

『[World] Floating and sinking in the sea of ​​people: I don’t have enough energy in snorkeling and can’t see the direction! 』

『[World] I feed everyone, everyone feeds me: Upstairs you will be up and down~ (spread hands)』

what happened?Are there earthquakes and natural disasters in the game?Salem looked around but couldn't see anything, only the operation panel was still clearly visible.Just when he wanted to ask Yu aloud, the crying and cursing of Zhaizhai's system voice suddenly descended——

"Ding ding ding! It's too flashy! It's too flashy! It's too flashy! I'm blinded by the flash!"

What's the situation?

"[Team] Tank Afro: Xiao Lun?How are you doing? 』

In the darkness, the channel message was particularly conspicuous. He just typed the words "I'm fine".

"Ding! Players, I'm very sorry, because the love of a couple of players exceeds the capacity of the system, causing the system host to convulse for a while, please wait a moment."

The system is convulsed... because some couples are too flashy?Salem didn't know how to feel, and forgot to send the reply he had typed.At this moment, some images gradually recovered in front of his eyes. Yu, who was affected by the system failure, also came back to his senses. Seeing the three puppies purring and sinking, he wanted to reach out to fish, but his center of gravity was unsteady and he moved forward. pour away.

"ah!"

In the hazy field of vision, Salem saw that Yu seemed to be slipping and wanted to help him, but the splashed water accidentally hit his eyes, and the two of them exclaimed in unison, and the tragedy was coming!

"What's wrong? What happened?"

The meat shield in the room who was talking to the secret language, after the system was flashed to a crash, kept calling other people in the channel, but never got a response.He was already very anxious, but when he heard that the beauty he cared about seemed to be in danger, he immediately rushed out recklessly.Unexpectedly, although "Zhai Zhai Glasses + 2" can prevent black and flash and let him see things unobstructed, it can't prevent a fall that is too eager to trip over the threshold.

"Wow——little, be careful——" I don't know if the equipment of the meat shield is particularly slippery, or the snow-covered ground in the courtyard is too unresisting. People are like bowling balls being thrown and slide straight to the hot spring pool.

"Huh?" After finally recovering his sight, Salem, who was sitting in the pool, leaned against the edge of the pool, turned his head to look at the sound, and saw the meat shield rushing towards him like a missile.He couldn't react in a daze, only felt that exploding head quickly enlarged in front of his eyes, and then——

"Ding!" Zhai Zhai's system voice roared in the sky again, "Damn! Why is another flashing? Could it be that today is an auspicious day for Kiss?"

Ki... Kiss? !

The two people who were face to face blinked, and the next second they opened their eyes wide in astonishment.

This, this touch?Feeling his lips being touched by a scorching soft object, and the reflective glasses in front of his eyes were still so bright that people couldn't pay for his life, Cerendon felt his mind went blank, as if something broke with a snap.

Did you kiss Xiao Lun?Brother actually kissed Xiao Lun?Sensing the beautiful woman's sweet breath on his lips, the four words "stealing a kiss while in chaos" flashed through the mind of the meat shield. For a moment, he didn't know whether to rejoice or sigh for God's will, and forgot to get up quickly Sorry, but there is a system that is so good at seizing the opportunity.

"Ding!" The uncle's system sound rang again, but this time it was in the hot spring yard, "The player, Afro, the meat shield, and the player, Seren, got married by chance. ", and an additional three levels were promoted, and the ambiguous level of the two was raised from level 11 to level 17 under the doubling effect. Players are welcome to make persistent efforts to hold hands in the bridal chamber."

All in one fell swoop... pro?

At this moment, Salem finally completely cut off all the lines of reason, raised his hand and punched the meat shield still stuck to him into the pool, and said angrily, "You're as big as me! Who will marry you? What's the use of getting married like this?" of?"

"Mu Guru Guru..." The meat shield fell headlong into the pool, staring straight at Salem's body soaked in the water, and even more congested, he forgot to hold his breath, full of thoughts—— oh oh!Xiao Lun beauty's beautiful legs!Little Lun beauty's slender waist!Beauty Xiao Lun's... Woohoo!Brother is dying!

"Ding!" Zhai Zhai's system voice wanted to ask with a sly smile at this moment: "Xingke, otherwise how should it be used?"

"Yes..." Seren, whose face was full of veins, held back the foul words that he almost uttered after being blocked. Then he caught a glimpse of Yu covering his mouth and snickering, only to realize that he seemed to have accidentally let the meat shield look at his body. , He was so annoyed that he simply got up, put on his clothes and left without saying a word.

"Oh, you're too bad." After poking the afro head that was floating face down, Yu opened the mailbox with a smirk, and sent all the screenshots just now to Miaomiao Senbei.As everyone knows, the recipient at this moment is so ashamed that he wants to drown himself in the hot spring, and he dare not look up to see the new news on the World Channel——

『[World] System: Fire in the hole!The first couple in the whole server to learn the "Flash Radiation Technique" is released!All players, please carry anti-flash sunglasses at all times and be prepared to protect the personal safety of the system from being flashed from time to time~? (By the person in charge of the system)』

『【World】No brain corpses: no system!I can't stand brain corpses! ! 』

『[World] Boss is so delicious: ahhh!We have been wiped out by the boss! ! ! qwq』

『[World] Floating and sinking in the sea of ​​people: I drowned before I could float up in time, a treasure I finally got... OTZ』

『[World] I feed everyone, everyone feeds me: No one is curious about what the flash radiation technique is? 』

『[World] tends to be bluffing: probably because of a system crash like just now~o-<』

『[World] System: Ding!Congratulations to the player who is inclined to bluff the truth, and get +100 for piercing the cecum, and 8000 experience points. Welcome to continue to poke CP~? (By the person in charge of the system)』

"[World] Brain Corpse Don't Want:..."

『【World】Boss is so delicious:...』

『[World] Seas of people floating and sinking:...』

『[World] I feed everyone, everyone feeds me: This game is becoming more and more unplayable (￣c￣)y▂ξ』

postscript:

Cough cough, Taibei and his wife are really here to flash wildly ~ AWA (#

A surprise kiss is a surprise kiss XDDDDDDDD

The next update will be on Friday or Saturday. The number of words is about the same as this one, but because the theme is different, it is still published separately.

After that there will be a PVP game~WWW

12-1. Beauty girlfriends holding hands

>>>Who knows what beauty thinks?And let the cute teammates come and explore!

Salem left the villa angrily, and wandered around the city before calming down.He wiped his lips again with the back of his hand. Although the collision just now didn’t hurt or hurt him, he still felt the touch of his lips touching. However, the simulation effect of this game was very successful, which made him still feel the lingering feeling. residual temperature.

In fact, it was just an accident, and I don't know what I was impulsive about?He glanced at the team channel helplessly, and saw a lot of begging for mercy——

『【Team】Meat Shield Afro: Xiao Lun~ I'm sorry!Brother really didn't mean it!That was really a surprise! 』

『【Team】Meat Shield Afro: Xiao Lun~Brother, can I beat you back?Strip off and beat you! 』

『[Team] Meat Shield Afro: Xiao Lun~~~~~~QQ」

After a long list of similar pleadings, a different content finally appeared——

『[Team] Miao Miao Xianbei: Pig head, are you doing stupid things again? 』

"[Team] Meat Shield Afro: My brother accidentally fell and ran away Xiaolun QQ"

"[Team] Meow Meow Senbei: Huh? OAO

This explanation... Forget it, it's better not to say it.Just when he was about to speak to interrupt the questioning to prevent the truth from leaking out, he was caught before him.

"[Team] NPC "Yu?" ": Meow meow baby, check your mailbox~^_^』

"[Team] Meow Meow Senbei: Oh! 』

Seren suddenly had an ominous premonition.Sure enough, not long after, Miaomiao Xianbei was stamped with a joke symbol.

This is an NPC that has never been kept secret!

He sighed with dead eyes, his mood became more depressed, and he wanted to find someone to vent his grievances.But Yu is an NPC with important tasks, he doesn't want to make people cry and cry, one is bad and black and runaway, and Miaomiao Xianbei is a teddy bear's sweetheart, and he is also not a person to be messed with, so there is only one person left. An exploding head, anyway, everything was caused by that bastard, so he typed four words with a little evil heart——

"[Team] Salem: I don't want to talk to you. 』

"[Team] Meat Shield Afro: Xiao Lun, ah, qqqqqqqqqqqqq"

"Hahaha!" Looking at the big row of crying Q, he jumped out of the line in a good mood and did not respond frequently, scaring the dumb dwarf.

In fact, this guy is not bad, but he is a little reckless, a little lecherous, and a little dull... Well, although he is very smart occasionally, it is only occasionally!

He murmured about Afro in his mind as he wandered around.Although the game was only late in the evening at this time, the flow of people was much less. It is estimated that the system crashed just now and many players who downloaded the dungeon were wiped out. The remaining NPCs still play their roles in this world responsibly - merchants soliciting business, guys receiving guests, tourists on vacation, miners returning home from work, etc.

A long and slanted street, lined with soup restaurants, shops, and restaurants of various colors, is as lively as a hot spring street in reality, and there are countless vendors of hot spring specialties.There is only a gap between the online and offline worlds, and how many people shuttle back and forth between the virtual and the real, but he always lingers here, even if there is only an illusion composed of data around him, it is the only connection he has with the real world.

The hot spring street in Aiqubao is no stranger to him, after all, it is the birthplace of Hulan, so this is the first city he visited after leaving Xuyong Island.Thinking back when the two had just changed jobs, they would bluff the wife whose nerves were thicker than a tree trunk and arrest him to soak in the public hot springs. The system immediately added an ambiguous level to them, causing him to feel a little bit awkward when he saw her husband now. Excuse me.

Recalling those clips in the game, he couldn't help laughing and raised the corner of his mouth, and happened to say Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived.

『[Privacy] Bixiang bluffs and whispers to you: Are you also in Aiqubao? 』

there?Why is Xiaohu in Aiqubao?He opened the friend bar, but saw that behind the other party's name and level was