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"All monsters and monsters are resistant to attack?" Meow Meow Xianbei first tried to use the sleeping spell to control the field, but it didn't work for the boss, so she frantically pointed the magic wand at Xiaoyi, and then pointed it at Xiaotwo for a while, suddenly couldn't do it It is clear which is anti-physical and not anti-magic.

"Anti, anti-magic, anti-physics..." Salem was also nervously thinking about which pet to summon. Anyway, it is right to use the ice crystal demon for water to defeat fire, but what should I do if all monsters are resistant?wrong!The physical damage here is only a human shield, and it's not enough to beat Xiaoyi!

Fortunately, "Super Explosive Head + 1" is enough to attract hatred, and the meat shield that attracts Sangou's attention is also good at dodging, so the other three people are not in danger for the time being, they just need to avoid Sangou's long beard in time.The teddy bear unlocked the half-magic poisoning, quickly added the assist and defense technique for the team, and added a layer of protection circle and continuous blood recovery for the meat shield. At the same time, he quickly calculated the battle data of the two sides in his mind, and measured the distance between them and was blocked by the boss. Noticing how far the door is, he ordered: "Bell and Seren will focus on fighting the second one, and the meat shield will jump up to fight the first one. Let's deal with the two first, and we will move as far as possible to the door."

"learn!"

After Hu Dun waved his little hand of love and yelled "grow longer", he slapped three heads each, loudly rolled and crawled to the back of the giant dogs, and dexterously climbed onto their backs with their hind legs.Although Boss's body was burning with flames, the skin would burn and hurt when he touched it, but it did not affect his actions, and the accompanying persistent burns were healed by the teddy bear in no time, so the process was smooth.

The three-headed giant dog noticed the movement of the meat shield, and angrily stretched out its head to bite him, but it had no choice but to chase its own body around because of its lack of flexibility due to its oversized body.The meat shield clinging to it had no choice but to dodge the attacks of the three heads in the fierce jolt, while trying to slap Xiao Yi.This scene is really embarrassing and funny, but the situation is too thrilling to be distracted, so that the three people, including the teddy bear, couldn't help but use a subtle expression to cast their skills.

Under their frenzied attacks, Xiao Er was finally beaten to a quarter of his blood, but the three of them were still some distance away from escaping. However, no matter how the boss spun around, he insisted on getting stuck near the door, especially the sharp claws. They kept flapping and waving with the long whiskers, so that they couldn't get out of the range no matter what, and the battle situation became stalemate.

At this time, Xiaosan seemed to be surprised that her second brother was about to die, and stomped on the ground with a roar, and a circle of strong black air spread outwards, accompanied by the trampled gold coins, attacking them. The large-scale attack makes it difficult for the four people within the range to avoid it.

"Ah! How can someone throw money at people like this?" Miao Miao Xianbei, the most blood-thin and delicate mage, was beaten to the point where there were only a few drops of blood left, and he muttered without changing his skin.Salem, who had only one-fifth of his health left, saw that everyone's health was replenished in an instant, and thought in a cold sweat, fortunately they have a powerful priest, otherwise they would have sent everyone back to the resurrection point with that move just now.

However, the teddy bear was not so optimistic. In just a second, he said with a livid face: "Our damage output is not fast enough."

"Huh?" The two looked at the teddy bear suspiciously and then looked back to the front. They saw that after Xiao San stretched out his tongue and licked Xiao Er's face full of saliva, the blood bar that was about to be emptied by Xiao Er's book was full in an instant, and they were immediately dumbfounded. up.Where did this come from, the dead mistress?Anti-magic and anti-physics is fine, but what about replenishing blood?

"Ah! Doesn't that little three have any weaknesses?" After Miao Miao Xianbei finished speaking, he poured a large bottle of blue potion angrily, and then desperately used all kinds of ice magic.

"Test results?" Teddy Bear asked the tank.

The meat shield that was clinging to Xiaoyi's neck was shaken and answered loudly: "Their skin is too hard! I just hit a few key parts and it didn't work..."

"The skin is too hard...how about injecting medicine?" Salem hurriedly helped the spirit pet replenish blood, recalling the previous experience of administering medicine to Rabbit Gila, he quickly suggested.

The teddy bear swung his stick to heal the thrown meat shield, and asked, "What medicine is there?"

"Let me take a look." Sai Lun opened the storage bag and read whatever medicine he saw, "vomiting medicine, hair loss liquid, heightening joy, half-step with a smile, wonderful joint adultery, mandarin couple hugging pills... uh ..."

Why are they all strange medicines?Everyone else is black.

"The name is chosen by the system..." Salem also became more and more embarrassed, his voice could not help but weakened, and then he said with bright eyes: "There is a fake death drug! But I haven't tried it yet."

The meat shield, who was busy dodging, heard it and said, "Then I've eaten, and I won't be able to move for two hours!"

"Have you taken it?" Salem was confused. His medicine has not been listed on the exchange, and the formula has never been announced. Could it be that someone has formulated it?

"Will it work for Boss?" Meow Meow Senbei cast the Sleeping Charm again, and the three Bosses were still immune.

"I don't know, but the combination of vomiting medicine and stomach medicine is useful for Rabbit Gila." Salem looked at the teddy bear, waiting for the other party to make a decision.

So, the teddy bear waved his staff and ordered: "It's okay to try it, throw it to the meat shield."

"Received!" After the meat shield waved its claws, it jumped up to catch the whole set of medicine bottles thrown by Salem, and took advantage of the gap when Xiaoyi and Xiaosan stretched their heads to bite him, and poured out all the fake death potions into their mouths, and then bent their knees to sneak through the gap below, and then rolled over to pick up the stomach medicine set that Salem threw for the second time, and poured it all into the mouth of the young second who happened to attack, in the same way. "Please, you only have one stomach!"

"Twisting the whole body to help digestion~" Meow Meow Xianbei performed an electric shock technique in an attempt to increase the activity rate of cells to help the giant dog's gastrointestinal motility and make the potion take effect faster.

"Wow! Little Belle, let me tell you first!" The meat shield, who was scared by the electric shock, immediately jumped away to avoid electric shock.

"My teammate can't hit you now!" Meow Meow Xianbei said, and then he cast several thunder and lightning spells, which made Xiao Er groan several times.Less than half a minute later, the three giant dogs hiccupped at the same time, Xiao Yi and Xiao Er rolled their eyes, lowered their heads and there was no movement, the giant dogs also swayed and fell to the ground.

"Alas!" The meat shields running around under them were completely covered. Fortunately, he opened his head urgently to be strong, and then he crawled out safely from between his claws.He scratched the afro and looked back, asking, "Has it taken effect?"

"Uh……"

Miaomiao Xianbei and Sai Lun looked at Xiaosan whose eyes were still closed, not knowing how to answer.After staring at it silently for two seconds, the teddy bear shouted loudly: "It's going to go berserk, get back!"

Eh? Level 120 and going berserk?At this moment, everyone didn't want to see what Xiao San would do who suddenly opened his eyes wide, turned around and ran towards the stone room.After the meat shield with the slowest sprint rushed out of the door, Teddy Bear and Salem pushed the stone door together, and locked the furious and roaring Mo Xiaosan in time.

"Ha... ha... I'm running to death..." The meat shield sat on the ground with his legs limp, panting like a cow, thinking to himself, he knew that he had chosen to be a giant at the beginning, at least it matched the size of his head.

"Huh~ It's scary!" Miaomiao Xianbei was paralyzed in his brother's arms, and he was a little shocked when he met the new experience of demonizing a boss for the first time. "Isn't that stinky mistress really a bug?"

"This game is getting more and more elusive." Salem also smiled helplessly and knelt down, but seeing Yuzheng who was always hiding outside the door trembling, he asked suspiciously: "The door is closed, don't be afraid of it like this Bar?"

Who would have thought that it would be good if he didn't ask, but when he asked, Yu burst into tears and said, "Woo...not yet...it's over...it, it, it's coming..."

coming soon?The four of them began to ask questions, and then they heard the system's gloating sound of the house——

"Ding! The boss blamed the "Three-headed Dog of Warcraft" who witnessed the tragic death of his brother. Under the grief and anger, he overcame the effects of the medicine, became furious, and upgraded to "Three-faced Mad Demon Dog", nicknamed "Mad Demon Little Three", level 150, and range of activities Expansion, players, please get ready ~ bitch!"

Up to level 150... how can you say that you can just go up?They were all speechless and desperate, except for the teddy bear, no one realized what the system was saying.

The teddy bear with a black face had sworn in his heart that he would definitely strangle the meat shield to death with his own hands after going offline, but before that, he had to protect the baby first.So, the brother-in-law took up the Miaomiao Senbei, waved his staff, and stepped out decisively and domineeringly, "Baby transform, let's go."

"Yeah?" Miaomiao Senbei moved along in confusion, and the others were about to ask questions in a daze, when there was a strong impact sound from the stone door behind, and several cracks burst open on the thick stone surface in an instant.Now there is no need for a teddy bear to explain, Miaomiao Xianbei immediately turned into a kitten and jumped into his brother's arms.The other two were stunned for half a second, and then came to their senses under Yu's exclamation, and quickly jumped up and dragged Yu to follow.

The four of them and one NPC ran wildly for less than half a minute before the stone gate hit the ground and was smashed to pieces.After evolution, the madman Xiaosan, who became even bigger, chased them at a high speed, ignoring the laws of physics. The huge body rubbed against the rock wall and sparked but could not stop it, like a speeding train of deadly ghosts, Don't crush and kill brothers and enemies.

Seeing that the boss, who was in a frenzy of killing intent, was about to catch up with them, the meat shield simply stopped, "You guys go, I'll stop him!"

"You?" Salem looked at him in astonishment, and the teddy bear at the front couldn't help but look back.

"I used my head to block it for a while, you should have enough time to escape." The meat shield raised his reflective glasses and looked at Salem affectionately, leaving a handsome sunny smile, "Little Lun beauty, see you in the city."

After finishing speaking, he pulled out his little pink loving hand, turned around gracefully and resolutely, stared straight at the Boss who was approaching, and said softly: "Let's go, brother said that he would protect you with his life, and he will do it. "

"Meat shield." Salem stared blankly at the back of the exploding head. Although he knew in his heart that this was just a game, there was still an inexplicable feeling...

"Shit! I forgot the skill is cooling down!"

"..."

Ever since, in the horror of the meat shield being squashed in seconds, everyone's nerves were on the verge of collapse, and they were about to run wildly.At this moment, Yu couldn't bear it any longer and cried madly: "Ahh! Don't—"

"Snapped!"

After a slap, it was the mad devil mistress crying in pain: "Aww~"

Eh?

Not to mention that Miaomiao Xianbei and Seren are already demented, even the teddy bear is puzzled. After Yu waved his hand in the air, the mad devil Xiaosan fell backward as if being shot by someone. The ferocious face was also full of astonishment.Before any of them had time to react, they saw Yu clasping his head and screaming, shooting out a large amount of black air, wrapping around the mad demon mistress and Salem beside him with lightning speed.

"You..." As soon as Salem opened his mouth, he was powerless and paralyzed, as if the energy in his body was being drained quickly, and this was exactly the case, except for the blood bar, all the magic energy, stamina, and satiety were dropping rapidly .

Seeing this, the teddy bear immediately understood what was going on, and fled quickly in shock, but was dragged back by the black air that flew in instantly, without any strength to struggle.The Meow Meow Xianbei in her arms was also shrouded in the darkness, leaving a bunch of unknown horror meow: "Meow, ah, 揪 呜 呜 呜 啊 啊 呜 呜 呜 呜-"

God!Could it be that they have been walking around with the more terrifying monster Boss?

"Ding! The NPC "Yu?" has become black again due to excessive shock, please prepare as soon as possible... Oops! I seem to remind you too late, Keke!"

Fuck your git system!

postscript:

Little Yumei is the ultimate big devil ~ XDD (##

The copywriting said that Meowba was hooked up by Tai again thousands of times OTZ

10. The beauties of foursome come to touch one

>>>Under the admiration of the little yobeauties, the group of four added a beautiful boy, how should the afro-headed knight rescue these beauties?

"Beauty Xiao Lun! Are you alright?"

"Whoa! Ty! How did you become like this?"

"Little Belle? Little Belle is gone!"

Amidst a series of calls, Salem slowly opened his eyes, seeing the translucent broccoli floating in front of his eyes, he was taken aback for a while, and it took him a while to realize what was going on.I really didn't expect Yu's ability not only to absorb energy, but also to be an indeterminate time bomb that explodes when stimulated. It seems that they should not do too exciting tasks before they find the deacon.

He struggled to sit up and check his status. Not only were his stamina, satiety, and magic energy all empty, but he also recovered at a very slow speed. No wonder he was so slow even to move his fingers, as if someone had pressed the slow button.

"Xiao Lun, Xiao Lun, how do you feel? Is there something wrong?" Cauliflower Ah Piao's head suddenly floated in front of him and asked Guan.Whenever the player dies for more than 5 minutes without choosing to return to the resurrection point or without the help of a priest to revive, he will turn into a ghost and wander around the corpse until he is rescued by the priest or chooses to return to the resurrection point. item features.

"It's okay, it's just full of food and energy, what's wrong?" Salem slowly opened the storage bag to find the potion, and replied without raising his head.It's not that he's rude and doesn't look at people, it's that he's struggling to even move his neck now, but fortunately his speech speed isn't affected, otherwise he'd be really angry and go offline to sleep.

"Really? Take a look!" Hudun still approached his face uneasy, looked at his face for a long time before saying: "It's still the same, only Tai and Xiaobeier and that dog have shrunk. It really is aimed at the monsters." Absorptive capacity?"

Against the monsters?Zoom out?Now Salem will have to find out even if he exhausts all his breastfeeding strength.He tried his best to look up, and saw Yu lying on the ground as if in a coma, beside him was a miniature short-legged dog with three heads lying on his back, and the names above the head were lit up in green "Little One" and "Little Three" , "Little Two".

This is the three-headed dog that tossed them half to death just now?He frowned in surprise and thought, yesterday's Rabbit Gila also returned to its miniature size after spitting out the monster, it seems that this dog is also the same, that is to say, the energy absorbed by Yu also includes magic energy, so after the three-headed dog is purified It's back to its original shape.After understanding, he slowly turned his head to look at the brother group, and was taken aback for a moment, "He...he is... a teddy bear?"

That tall, handsome, cold and domineering fairy priest?

"Yes, yes, this is what Tai used to look like!" Hu Dun immediately answered with a smile, "I didn't expect to have the opportunity to see such a Tai, brother is so lucky! Oh, Tai was still the same when he was young." I have seen the most charming little beauty..."

"You? Shut up." Hearing the meat shield's endless praise, the teddy bear gasped and cursed.The boy's voice is not as deep as it was when he was an adult, but it is cold and neutral, and the murderous eye knife he casts with his eyes, also adds to the beauty and coquettishness because of his current appearance, which makes the meat shield even more excited, unaware of himself The next few days will be hell in the company.

Salem looked at the teddy bear who was unable to lean against the rock wall, and was speechless.He has been used to seeing pretty faces in the mirror since he was a child, and the working environment has allowed him to meet countless handsome men and women, so he has always had a high standard of beauty.At this moment, he couldn't find any words to describe the beauty of this young man. Although his complexion was haggard and pale, it didn't affect his stunning beauty at all. And being so obsessed with it made him feel as if he had swallowed a boulder, and for a moment he didn't notice that a little cat demon was jumping in a hurry.

『[Team] Miao Miao Xianbei: Everyone, please take a look at this strength! ! ! QAQQQ』

『[Team] Miao Miao Senbei: Zhutouni shut up and stay away from my brother! ! ! ! ! Q dish Q! ! ! ! 』

『【Team】Meow Meow Senbei: Ahhhh! !What a shithole! ! ! 』

『[Team] Meow Meow Senbei: ㄎSecond to Dirty Heiˊˊ』

『【Team】Meow Meow Senbei:! #%% &︿＊#＄』

『【Team】Meow Meow Senbei: QMQQQQQQQQQQQ』

"Uh..." Salem was thinking about getting some food, before he lowered his head to catch a glimpse of the runaway message with typos in the team frequency.At this time, the meat shield in the soul state was still talking nonsense, and the teddy bear kept asking anxiously about the small white-haired thing that was whimpering in his hand. Meow Meow Senbei is on the team frequency."

Although teddy bears are usually calm and calm when things happen, but when it comes to the unknown baby brother, he cares about it and becomes chaotic. For a moment, he forgot that there are texts in the game to communicate with.After hearing the reminder from Salem, he turned to look at the channel consciously, and immediately frowned in distress, and said in a good voice: "Don't be angry, baby, I forget when I'm worried, I'm sorry, is there any discomfort? In reality? Head Will it hurt?"

『【Team】Meow Meow Senbei: I can't speak or change into a human form anymore! ! QAQQQ』

『[Team] Meow Meow Senbei: It’s okay in reality, it’s something in the game QAQ』

"What's wrong with him?" Seren finally asked in doubt, thinking of the teddy bear regressing into a teenager, he was startled and said, "Isn't it also changed... But isn't his cat demon age very young?"

"So I became a newborn baby kitten, hahaha!" Ah Piao meat shield laughed and gestured at the palm of his hand, expressing the current size of Meow Meow Senbei, "Little Bei'er will only cry now, super cute!"

『【Team】Meow Meow Senbei: You are so cute and crying! !Dead pig!Smelly pig head! ! ! Q dish Q! ! ! 』

"Ignore him, I'll feed you something first." The teddy bear gave the meat shield a cold look, then took out the stamina recovery potion and liquid food, and continued to be the super daddy of Beibei Kitty.

After drinking the stamina recovery potion, Salem got up and looked around.Yu was still in a coma, but the miniature three-headed dog had woken up, was waving its short limbs and shaking but couldn't get up, and the three round little heads began to cry, which made him laugh. Kneeling down, he stretched out his fingers and poked the puppy's fat belly, "I've met even more vicious people, let's see how you can play tricks again?"

"Ding!" The system suddenly rained love, "Player Seren molested the NPC "Three-Headed Puppy of the Underworld", and gained +50 of the shy favorability of "Three-Headed Puppy of the Underworld". Go~?"

"..."

Humans and beasts, is there a lower limit in this game?Seeing the pink blush on the heads of the three puppies, Salem could only retract his fingers awkwardly.

"Brother also wants to be touched by the beauty Xiao Lun~" Hu Dun floated over enviously, his eyes flashed with anticipation.

"Cough, what's the situation now?" Salem quickly changed the subject, and moved his eyes to another unknown object covered with a white mosaic. It was probably a corpse whose meat shield had been crushed. Fortunately, the system still had a conscience, at least it knew how to replace it. The dead are covered with a white cloth.

"It's a clearance, right? Look at the boss's name has turned green." The meat shield scratched his head and said, then clapped his hands and said, "Ah! There is still one sulfur crystal missing. When everyone recovers their strength, we will go pick another one." If you have one, you can find Brother Ke to make a difference.”

"Well, but we played like this, but didn't trigger any unexpected missions or plots. It's really not the style of this game." Sai Lun pushed the three puppies, but the other party seemed to understand his words, Unexpectedly, he turned over and stood up, unsteadily opened three mouths and spit out a box each, and then rubbed the back of his hand as if asking for credit.

Three bosses give three treasure chests, which is not wrong.Salem patted their heads as a reward, and asked the other two, "Are you going to drive?"

The teddy bear just glanced at him indifferently, and then continued to feed his baby brother. He still held a small feeding bottle for cats in his right hand. I don’t know how it was born temporarily.Hu Dun understood this old friend's personality too well, so he said, "Let's go, Miss Xiao Lun, Tai doesn't care about this right now."

"Okay." Seren opened the box, and there was a large silver crystal, a worn-out hair clip with no visible appearance, a large bag of Oak Coins, and a group of 99 A-grade sulfur crystals.

"Wow! That's not an S-grade sulfur crystal, is it?" the meat shield asked in surprise, pointing at the large crystal.

"It should be?" As soon as Salem picked up the big crystal, a query window popped up in front of the four of them——

"You have triggered [Special Task] "Precious Treasure of the Town Store": This seems to be an S-grade sulfur crystal that someone lost, go and inquire about it and return it to someone!"Do you accept it? 』

Special missions represent rich rewards, so it is natural to accept them.After pressing "Yes", Salem picked up the hairpin to check again - ""Unknown Shabby Hairpin" cannot be worn. 』After waiting for a long while, but seeing no other further instructions, he had no choice but to put it away for the time being.As for the 99 A-grade sulfur crystals...

"Aha! Let's pick up two A-level sulfur crystals later, and we can turn in six missions, which is a good deal!" The meat shield laughed triumphantly.

"Hmm." After putting away all the items, Salem looked at Yu Yu with lingering fear, wondering if he should wake him up now, or wait for him to wake up by himself?Which version of Yu will it be after waking up?Alas, this ticking time bomb is really annoying!

"Little Yumei, you should get up!" But the meat shield didn't worry so much, and floated in front of Yu and kept calling.Thus, Sleeping Beauty finally opened her eyes slowly amidst the warm sound of calling the bed——

"Ah! There is a ghost! Go away!" Frightened by the translucent explosive head, Yu yelled in panic and slapped the meat shield on the face, and a strong light burst out from his body, scaring everyone, including the NPC three dogs, into panic again howling.

"Wooooow!"

"do not……"

"Woo meow!"

"Calm down!"

"Ehhh—?"

In the blindingly bright light, the yelling of the meat shield gradually faded away, and the other three people who didn't know what happened, their eyes were already lamenting, what kind of dad and deacon, please come and pick up your young master! !

"So it was all caused by me? Yes, I'm sorry...... Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I'm just getting in the way..."

Facing Yu's self-blame and low self-esteem, they were powerless to complain. Fortunately, Yu just burst out of his mind and sent A Piao's meat shield to the resurrection point. There is not much magic power left to resurrect the meat shield.

"Don't say that, you just happened to subdue the three-headed dog for us, and it's considered meritorious." Salem quickly comforted, and picked up the miniature three-headed dog at his feet and handed it, "Look, it's quite cute no?"

"Hmm... um..." Little cute things always have a soothing effect, Yuguo really stopped crying, hugged and kneaded the puppy happily, and the three-headed puppy happily squinted its eyes to enjoy the beauty's service.

"Huh~ Zongyi (finally) can talk." Miaomiao Xianbei, who had eaten enough, finally got rid of the immobile baby kitten form and turned into a human again, but it was about three or four years old. Pronunciation is also younger.At this moment, he was sitting on the chest of his father's favorite teddy bear, rubbing his little hands around his brother's neck, and he seemed to be enjoying the treatment of being pampered like a baby.

"Don't eat any more?" Seeing that both of them hadn't returned to their original appearance, Salem asked doubtfully, and added in his heart—"Anyway, with your abundant food reserves, it's absolutely no problem to eat until they return to normal!" 』

"It's useless, it's the energy of the spiritual body that's being depleted." In other words, from the perspective of the monsters, it means that the practice has been damaged, so the appearance and ability have all regressed, and food alone is not enough to repair it.Teddy Bear glanced at Yan Yu and deduced: "During the forest mission before, this NPC was able to suppress the abilities of the monsters and make the forest energy excessively clean. This time, it sucked up our demon power, so it can be seen that he has always possessed the power of purification. The ability is not self-aware, only when the survival instinct erupts in a crisis, but cannot control the absorption object and degree, resulting in excessive purification.”

When Miao Miao Xianbei heard this, he raised his short hand and asked, "Isn't it because the forest animals are scared away by him because they are afraid of being blemished, but because they are afraid that they will become babies if they absorb all the light?"

"Yeah, baby is so smart." Teddy Bear laughed.

"So that's how it is." When Salem suddenly realized, a kind of inexplicable ambivalence also emerged spontaneously.Regardless of his intelligence and appearance, the person in front of him is probably far behind him even in his heyday.

"Hmm!" A small hand slapped the young brother's beautiful face, Miao Miaoxian Bei pouted and stared at Sai Lun angrily, and said in a serious but childish voice: "You must keep staring at your nose." Follow my brother!"

"Huh?" Seren quickly turned his gaze away, blushing with embarrassment, "Sorry, I have no other meaning."

However, that suspicious blush actually dissatisfied the jealous brother and control younger brother. Perhaps it is because of the younger age that makes people unconsciously forget their actual age. Therefore, the tsundere cat demon is naturally naive...

"Ah! Brother Lun can't fall in love with my brother! Only I can like him!" After loudly declaring his sovereignty, Miaomiao Xianbei realized that he had made a bold confession in front of outsiders, and his face flushed again Said in a loud voice, "Wo, Wo means you can neither like him nor hate him! Only I can like him... Wo, Wo means to hate him! Only I can hate my brother the most!"

Salem pursed his lips, held back the eager laugh, and nodded with a solemn expression, "I understand, only you can like and hate your brother the most in this world, and no one else including me can." .”

"Yes, yes!"

Seeing that the baby was so ashamed that he burst into tears, the teddy bear couldn't help but be full of affection, turned his little face back and kissed the cheek with lipstick, and said with a low smile, "Little idiot."

"Hmm...someone is watching..." Miaomiao Xianbei buried her face in her brother's neck and murmured softly.

"It's okay." Knowing that Baby's face is thin, the teddy bear hugged him and walked deep into the stone path, so that the people behind him could not see their interaction clearly.

Guessing that they were going to pick up sulfur crystals, Salem stayed where he was and shook his head dumbfoundingly. He was envious of such a deep brotherhood, but when he heard the system sound of the two people's love and flashing speed, he couldn't help feeling Some doubts, will the brothers become so close?By the way, why is there no news about the meat shield?

Speaking of Cao Cao, when Cao Cao arrived, a message popped up on the team channel——

"[Team] Meat Shield Afro: Good news! ! ! 』

『[Team] Salem: What? 』

『[Team] Meat Shield Afro: As soon as I returned to the resurrection point, I happened to meet the clan flower. She heard that we had subdued the three-headed dog, so she took me to report to the dwarf patriarch. Do you know?The patriarch looks very much like Master Yoda!Even the way of speaking is very similar, causing brother to hold back his laughter, the pain is dead!Hahaha! 』

Salem blinked and blinked, and after making sure he hadn't missed reading, he replied helplessly——

"[Team] Salem: Is this good news? 』

『[Team] Meat Shield Afro: No, the patriarch decided to send someone to drive you down the mountain by helicopter, and we are about to set off now! 』

Sure enough, I put the key points in the wrong order again!Salem complained silently, and the team frequency continued to jump on someone's live report——

"[Team] Tank Afro: Oh my god!You must take a look at this helicopter, it is actually in the shape of a chicken head!It can also be called, hahahaha! 』

『[Team] Meat Shield Afro: Huh?It turned out to be a chicken!They said that this chicken is guaranteed to only rise but not fall, so it is called a rising chicken!Puff ha ha ha!Chinese is so interesting! 』

"Only...just a chicken?" Salem imagined the scene for a while, put on a big, green afro head that was trembling in the wind, and couldn't help laughing.

"[Team] Salem: Let's wait at the entrance of the cave after picking up the sulfur crystals. 』

『[Team] Teddy Bear Biscuit:.』

What does a dot mean?Salem was stunned in bewilderment.

『【Team】Meat Shield Afro: Is Tai busy? 』

"[Team] Salem: Well, let's find the sulfur crystal. 』

"[Team] Meat Shield Afro: Oh! 』

"[Team] Meat Shield Afro: Huh?But there is no brother's head, can you see clearly? 』

Yes, but... besides picking up sulfur crystals in the stone chamber, what else can they do?Salem fell into deep doubts.And this problem, until the meat shield brought people to rescue them down the mountain, there was still no solution.

"Heroes, we are so grateful! Eliminating the monsters saved the livelihood of the entire dwarves for us!"

As soon as they landed in front of a certain mansion in Fort Aiqu, an old dwarf man who was clearly a pirated version of Master Yoda opened his arms in tears, as if he wanted to rush to hug them, with the baby cat stuffed in his chest The teddy bear immediately dodges away from the absolutely embarrassing dwarf hug.As a result, the meat shield and Seren fell into the warm embrace of the patriarch, including Seren's beautiful butt that was slapped with a palm, while Yufan, who had been hiding behind the four of them, escaped unharmed.

"You..." Salem twitched the corners of his mouth, endured the veins that almost popped out, and tried to convince himself that this was due to the height difference, and it was definitely not intentional by the other party!

"Haha, it's easy to talk about." The meat shield raised his reflective glasses, allowing the afternoon sun to turn into a perfect refraction on the mirror surface and almost blinded the patriarch's eyes, so that the other party had to take a few steps back to let them go, and grabbed two more before letting go. Salem's ass.

This is not intentional at all!Salem stared at the patriarch with a gloomy face, and was about to say something when he heard two system sounds coming from the air——

"Ding!" This is the gentle voice of the system uncle, "Player Teddy Bear Biscuit, Miaomiao Senbei, Seren, and Meat Shield Afro, saved the economic problems of the dwarves by subduing the monsters in the giant cave of Aiwa, Obtain the favorability value of all dwarves +200, the title "Hero of the Dwarves", experience value 426000, OC coins 154000, and enjoy a [-]% discount on consumption at Cosmo Volcano. I wish you a pleasant volcanic hot spring vacation and sightseeing journey .”

"Ding!" This is the nerdy system voice, "Player Seren was attacked by the dwarf patriarch's buttocks. He behaved calmly and gracefully. He was appreciated by the dwarf patriarch and gained +65 favorability and experience points from the dwarf patriarch. 1300, and 5400 Oak Coins as compensation, players are welcome to make persistent efforts to touch it back~?"

Being sexually harassed is only 5400 AOC?It's too dishonest... Well, that's not the point!Salem rested his forehead angrily and sighed, feeling that something about him was about to be distorted by this game.

"What? Being touched on the butt?!" Hu Dun angrily pulled out his loving little hand and shouted at the patriarch: "Bastard! Only brother can touch Xiao Lun's butt! None of you are allowed to touch Xiao Lun's butt! "

"...Xiao Lun's ass, ass, ass—" The reverberation of such a soul-stirring roar is still lingering, but the scene has fallen into silence.

At this moment, they are still in public places in Aiqubao. Although it is midnight in Taiwan, there are still many night owls on weekends, especially in a main city like Aiqubao, where there are many NPCs and players coming and going.Therefore, on the World Channel——

『[World] There is a mole coming from afar: report!The person Cauliflower Head molested this time is finally a person, although it seems that it is not advisable to touch the butt openly ~ (picking the nose)』

『[World] I feed everyone, everyone feeds me: Which unlucky ghost has his ass touched in public?The system must be happy! 』

『[World] System: Keke! AWA is an elf beauty ~ called... (By the person in charge of the system)』

『[World] System: Don't reveal the player's privacy. (By the person in charge of the system agent)』

"Meow, it's been spread to provoke meow." Miaomiao Xianbei tilted the kitten's head in front of her brother's chest, her two cat eyes were big and round, and she fully displayed the spirit of the four characters "Tong Yan Wu Ji", " Now the whole world knows that stupid pig head wants to touch Brother Lun's ass to provoke meow!"

So, Salem waved his hand gracefully, summoned the fire unicorn with the strongest attack power, gritted his teeth with a black face and said, "Teddy bear, please."

『Team System Record: Player Tank Afro has been kicked out of the team by captain Teddy Bear Biscuit. 』

"Wait, Miss Xiao Lun, I was too excited for a while, right...uhhhhhhhhhh—"

Amidst the wails of burning explosive heads, the system house sound once again joyfully floated the rain of pink hearts——

"Ding! Player meat shield Afro publicly announced the ownership of the butt of the ambiguous object Sai Lun, and player Sai Lun also enthusiastically responded to player meat shield Afro. The two fell in love with each other, killed each other, and loved each other. It was so sweet to flirt. , won the title "The Ambiguousness of Dry Wood and Fire", and the level of ambiguity has been raised from level 9 to level 11 with double blessings. Welcome the two of you to make persistent efforts and go straight to the relationship between adulterous and loving couple~?"

postscript:

Taigou Nihao Piao Brew ~awa (destroyed ####

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