Yokohama Slag God will never overturn

"Is this...is that so?"

Tanizaki Junichiro looked at the smiling Higakiri, who was harmless to humans and animals, and didn't know what to say for a moment. He only felt that there were too many flaws but couldn't find a place to speak.

Tanizaki Naomi, who clearly remembered that she was lost when she met this person, remained silent.

For some reason, she always felt that this harmless-looking client was a little dangerous. For example, now, even though the other party was smiling, she was inexplicably afraid to say anything.

And Xiaowu at the side turned his head and glanced at him after hearing Huqie's nonsense: Why do I feel that you are talking nonsense?

Noticing Xiaowu's gaze, he mustache and bowed his head: Huh?How can I be such a sincere and harmless fusangshen~

The corner of his mouth twitched, and Xiao Wu sneered silently: Two words for you, ha ha.

Although he didn't know much about the Fu Sangshen who appeared suddenly, his intuition told Xiao Wu that the seemingly harmless Fu Sangshen in front of him was more terrifying than anyone else when he really got angry.

Of course, this is not the point.

Xiao Wu just has an inexplicable self-confidence—this guy in front of him must be a road idiot!And he is also a road idiot who will smile and take the blame that belongs to him to others.

Looking down and seeing Xiaowu picking up his mobile phone to play games again, Huqiri felt his hands itch.

"Hold it...you still need patience now."

Silently telling himself to be patient in the depths of his heart, Hidekiri scratched his chin, and for the first time, Basao was eager to cut down that group of Time Traveling Army and go back to the Government of Time to find that group of people.

At that time, let him take care of Yokohama's ups and downs, he will first take the blade to the Honmaru of the Tokino Government for the elderly, close the door to solve the housework, and then have both siblings, wouldn't it be good to be a winner of the blade?

Mustache continued to think about his little Jiujiu, at the same time Xiaowu, who was playing a game, suddenly shivered.

Pausing the game again, Xiao Wu turned around suspiciously.Although nothing abnormal was found, Xiao Wu always felt as if someone was plotting against her behind her back.

Just when Xiao Wu kept this in mind and decided to concentrate on playing games, she received a call.

Seeing the words "Manic Lop-Eared Rabbit" on the caller ID, Xiao Wu's face was expressionless, and his strength increased, just wanting to pull out the other party and beat him up.

Do you know what a sin it is to interrupt someone's game?Do you know how serious the consequences of this behavior are?

Believe it or not, she blackened it for you to see on the spot.

After staring at the phone screen for a while, Xiaowu turned his head and waved at Osamu Dazai: "Xiaotu...cough, Dazai, come here!"

Osamu Dazai sat down on the chair, solemnly refusing: "No, I still have to work."

Xiaowu looked at the game screen displayed on the mobile phone screen in the other party's hand, and smiled: "Your job is to play games? And is it the kind that cheats teammates online?"

Osamu Dazai: That’s right, it’s to cheat you.

Although I really wanted to answer that, but in fact...

"Ah, okay."

Seeing that the other party was about to come over and beat him up, for the sake of his own safety, Osamu Dazai walked over: "What's the matter?"

Seeing this, Xiaowu swiped his finger on the phone screen and chose to enable the video chat function.

"Mei Li, you..." Hurry up and come back to work overtime for me!You will be deducted from your wages for skipping work every day!

Akutagawa Ryunosuke got stuck before he finished speaking.

Never would have thought that the screen on the opposite side is Dazai Osamu's Akutagawa Ryunosuke: trance jpg.

"Yo, mustard."

Seeing Ryunosuke Akutagawa on the opposite side enter a trance state, Xiao Wu showed a nasty smile on his face, and then stretched out his arms around Dazai Osamu's waist again: "It is very immoral to interrupt the reunion of parents casually." thing?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke didn't hear clearly and was still in a trance.

"Damn, this kid, why do you feel so stupid?"

Xiao Wu rubbed his chin, then smiled and tugged Dazai Osamu under the gaze of Akutagawa Ryunosuke, motioning him to bow his head.

Osamu Dazai, who subtly understood what the other party was going to do, raised his eyebrows, and then bent slightly: To be honest, it's really interesting to see Ryunosuke Akutagawa being stupid.

"Chirp—"

On the other side, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's pupil earthquake: Mei Li, put down Mr. Dazai for me! ! ! !

The Hikakiri smile that was originally on the sidelines suddenly froze:? ! ! !

Zhongyuan Zhongya, who had just got off the plane and rushed back to the headquarters non-stop, petrified in place:? ? ? !

Mackerel, how dare you harm my little friend? !You * port Mafia swear words * superhuman swear words * all kinds of swear words *

Carelessly kissing Osamu Dazai on the cheek, Xiao Wu smiled openly at Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "Akutagawa, can you do it?"

Osamu Dazai: ...

For the first time in my life, my innocence is gone like this? !

"Dazai!!!"

Nakahara Nakahara, who came back to his senses, let out an irritable growl, and snatched the phone from Ryunosuke Akutagawa's hand: "You give labor..."

Unexpectedly, Xiao Wu, who came back from Zhongyuan Zhongye, shook his hand and subconsciously turned off the communication.

closed.

Looking at the mobile phone in his hand, Xiaowu was silent: I haven't woken up yet, have I?

How could Chuya Zhongya come back?Hahaha, this must be a dream... It's fake, it's definitely fake!

"Ah, you seem to be playing off."

Dazai Osamu came back to his senses and glanced at Xiaowu, then lowered his head and quickly tapped the keyboard on the mobile phone to add fuel to Nakahara Chuya's fire. At the same time, he did not forget to stab the knife: "The slug looks like it was blown up."

Xiaowu: You don’t need to remind me, I know it myself, thank you QWQ

Resigned to his fate, Xiao Wu wiped his face, and Xiao Wu decided to cut the mess quickly, and go back first to coax his father who was about to explode on the spot: "I still have to take a step ahead. If he is still angry, I may be kicked out of the house." Already... Dear friends, please let me stay with you tonight!"

"Hmm... that's not possible."

Mustache's voice suddenly sounded, and then he put his hand on Xiaowu's shoulder, and smiled kindly: "I remember...the person who lives with you...is a girl?"

"puff--"

Osamu Dazai was choking on his saliva, Atsushi Nakajima and others looked at Xiao Wu with admiration: a real warrior who dared to make rumors about the Gravity Envoy of Port Mafia.

Xiao Wu: Would you believe me if I said it was all a misunderstanding?

Looking at the mustache whose aura suddenly became extremely terrifying, Xiao Wu felt a little weak in his legs: I swear, I will never tease this guy in front of me next time!

The consequences are a bit dire!

"I……"

Xiaowu raised his paw tremblingly, and then tried to divide their attention with other topics: "Actually, I want to ask you a question."

"Zhong Yuan Zhong is about to have his birthday, what gift should I give him?"

Hearing Xiaowu's question, Osamu Dazai also laughed when he received Chuya Nakahara's irritable reply.

"Oh, that's a good question."

Osamu Dazai showed a bright smile on his face: "You are really asking the right person to ask me. Come on, just do as I say, and that slug will be very happy."

Weird.

Come, come, slug, don’t let you experience an unforgettable birthday, I write the titles of Yokohama Bandage Master and Yokohama Lockpicking King upside down!

Xiao Wu: ...Did I ask a wrong question?

Also, Dazai, how can your expression make me believe what you two said!

Seeing Osamu Dazai and Xiaowu hooking up and starting to discuss about Chuya Nakahara's birthday present, Higiri took a deep breath and smiled too.

"Hey duo... well, I have something I want to ask you."

With a slap on Osamu Dazai's shoulder, Hikakiri smiled all over his face: "Shall we go and have a good chat?"

Despite asking for opinions, Hikari dragged Osamu Dazai away with all his might.

Atsushi Nakajima, who was on the sidelines, was a little worried, and poked Kunikida Doppo who was beside him: "That...Mr.

"It's ok."

Edogawa tore open the package of potato chips in random steps, then took out the potato chips and stuffed them into his mouth, his tone was very relaxed: "Forgive a brother who sees his sister being taken advantage of by others."

brother? !

Atsushi Nakajima was a little surprised, and pointed at Xiaowu: "So they are brother and sister?"

"Actually, this should be easy to see, right?"

Kunikida Doppo closed the notebook in his hand: "The looks of the two of them can explain a lot of things."

Xiao Wu: ...Actually, I don't know him.

"Why do you think they are brothers and sisters?"

Touching his chin, Xiao Wu looked puzzled: "Even if I look very similar to him, why do you think about the relationship between brother and sister? Why don't you think this is a husband and wife?"

Edogawa Ranpo who has insight into some things:? ? ?

Tanizaki Naomi: Same...a fellow worker? !

The author has something to say:

Nakahara Chuya: Mackerel, you are dead!

Osamu Dazai: You're out of luck, slug!

Mustache: Both of you are dead!

Edogawa Ranpo: Ranpo-sama can never go wrong!You must be brothers and sisters!

Cub: No, we are not (I don’t listen, I don’t listen, I shake my head crazily jpg.)

Tanizaki Junichiro: Don't look at me!What does this have to do with me?

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感谢在2020-08-2417：43：11～2020-08-2418：56：28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～

Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: After all, I am just a 60-bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!