Yokohama Slag God will never overturn

"Jingle--"

The bell hanging at the door collided because the door was pushed open, and the crisp bell rang, but it did not attract the slightest attention from the people in the house.

Atsushi Nakajima struggled to hold a pile of things and carefully squeezed in sideways through the crack of the door, while keeping his eyes on the things in his arms for fear that something might happen that would cause him to collapse.

"Hey, the little tiger is so fast! Are you back now?"

Xiao Wu, who was lying on the sofa with a biscuit in his mouth and a mobile phone in his hand, looked up and saw Atsushi Nakajima sincerely gave him admiration: "It's so fast! You are indeed a human being." Tiger!"

After hearing Xiao Wu's voice, Atsushi Nakajima straightened up almost reflexively, his hair and the belt that looked like a tail behind him all exploded.

"Hey, hey! Don't speak in such a tone! Who asked me to buy these things?"

It's not that you're running errands, of course you won't feel so tired!

Facing Atsushi Nakajima's accusation, Xiaowu blinked his eyes, then sat cross-legged on the sofa with an innocent face: "How can you say me like this? Actually, I really want to help, but I am a helpless person." The waste materials that are soft and weak and fall down when the wind blows, those things can't be lifted at all."

I only saw Xiaowu use his ability to eliminate the Rashomon of Akutagawa Ryunosuke, but he didn't know that the opponent was a top-notch Naka, good boy, island, good deceit, Atsushi: Really, really?

"Stop listening to her nonsense."

On the chair not far from Xiaowu, Osamu Dazai, who was aggrieved and coiled on it, took off the earphones, pointed at Xiaowu with the mobile phone in his hand and complained loudly: "You just grabbed the sofa with me and carried me When my collar threw me onto the chair, I was not weak at all!"

Even very large.

If he didn't know that the opponent's ability was similar to his own, he would have suspected that the opponent's ability was actually King Kong.

Xiao Wu, who was ruthlessly dismantled, was silent for a moment, then picked up the pillow at hand, pointed it at Dazai Osamu's face, and smashed it: "Shut up! If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb, okay?"

People are hard to tear down, is there anyone like you, my friend?

Just now we were playing games online together, now you are tearing down my station, Dazai, don't go too far!

Osamu Dazai, who easily dodged the blow with his head slightly tilted, put his hands behind his head, crossed his legs, and sat on the chair with a ruthless mocking chuckle: "This blow is zero."

Xiao Wu: ...

Damn, don't hide if you have the ability!If you have the ability to dismantle my stage and make ridicule, if you have the ability, just confront me head-on!

Osamu Dazai smiled brightly: Slightly slightly slightly, if you have the ability, you hit me.

Atsushi Nakajima, who was standing aside and holding a lot of things, felt that his face was a bit ugly: You two, can you help me get something first?

And after all, this pile of stuff is all yours, right? !

Atsushi Nakajima, who felt that he was about to bear the roar of a vicious tiger, moved a little to the side of the table, and then he let out a sigh of relief after putting down the things.

Looking at the stacked boxes that were almost higher than himself, Atsushi Nakajima turned to look at Xiaowu and said, "Your things have arrived, so stop playing games."

After all, Atsushi Nakajima recalled the scene where the other party spent every day in their armed detective agency to pull people online to play games, and couldn't help complaining: "And you are obviously a member of the port mafia? Why can you Soak in our Armed Detective Agency?"

Don't you even have to go to work?

Look at Akutagawa Ryunosuke, it's just two extremes with you!You stay here every day to play games, but the other party spends 24 hours a day, wishing to spend 25 hours chasing and killing me!

Thinking of this, Atsushi Nakajima suddenly fell silent.

Wait, if it is to hunt him down, then Ryunosuke Akutagawa might as well learn from this person in front of him and enjoy life.

What is chasing and killing, is the game not fun or the game is not good?

At the same time, after hearing Atsushi Nakajima's words, Xiao Wu gave up and continued to be serious with Osamu Dazai, turned his head to look at the packing box and gift bag on the table, and waved his hand casually: "Ham, Dongfang said give it away. When I get home and send the Buddha to the west, then please help me take it apart."

Atsushi Nakajima:? ? !

what did you just say?The wind is a bit strong, I didn't hear clearly, can you say it again? !

Atsushi Nakajima, who was blown out of depression by the other party's words, looked at Xiao Wu, and a rare cloud floated behind him.

Seeing that the little tiger was about to explode, Xiao Wu clenched his fist and put it on his lips, coughing uncomfortably, and said, "I bought it for you, you can take it apart yourself."

Do you still want her to tear it down?

Xiao Wu continued to lower his head to play the game after explaining. On the other side, the members of the Armed Detective Agency were rarely surprised and looked at Xiao Wu.

If they saw Xiao Wu at the beginning, some of them really regarded her as a client, and some saw through her disguise, then after the exposure of Xiao Wu's purpose, the people of the Armed Detective Agency were surprisingly consistent in their attitude towards Xiao Wu.

Will not take the initiative to shoot, but remain vigilant.

Although the other party spent every day in their armed detective agency with a harmless appearance of "I'm just here to play games", and staying here did not cause any trouble, but the identity of the other party determined that they would not be teammates of the same camp.

Moreover, who can be sure that the other party is not secretly gathering information these days?Or try to dispel their vigilance.

Although this idea is a bit stupid, but the heart of defense is indispensable.

But just today, the other party suddenly said that they bought something for them...

Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses, Nakajima Atsushi froze in place.Even Dazai Osamu glanced at Xiao Wu in surprise, and Edogawa Ranpo opened his eyes slightly which was rare.

"Huh? Why are you looking at me like that?"

He realized that too many people's eyes were on him, and although he had done things to attract the attention of a large number of people, Xiao Wu felt a little uncomfortable this time.

Putting down the phone again, Xiaowu raised his head, looked at them with a fierce face, and said in a somewhat unpleasant tone: "Hey, hey, anyway, I have been eating and drinking with you for so long, do you really think that I Will you go whoring for nothing?"

Everyone in the Armed Detective Agency: Ah, don't you intend to bankrupt us?

It may be that the emotions on the faces of the people in the Armed Detective Agency were somewhat obvious, and Xiao Wu understood their thoughts without any hindrance, and then became furious.

"You guys are going too far! Although I don't have any integrity, I still know how to repay kindness, okay?"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Wu paused, silently added the premise of "possible" in his heart, and then continued to give himself money confidently: "Besides, I'm not a crazy terrorist, I also have a conscience of!"

"My conscience asks me to repay you, isn't it normal? Besides, I have been obedient and obedient since I was a child. I have a sweet mouth and can act like a baby. I am harmless and cute. I will be praised wherever I go, and I will be nicknamed "Little World" Angel!"

Everyone in the Armed Detective Agency continued to be silent: ...

Why do you always feel that what you say is not convincing?

Little angel of the earth, and then you grow up to go to the port mafia?Although you are not a terrorist, your current identity has nothing to do with what you boast about, right?

And who would be a normal person to praise himself so much?

Facing everyone's eyes, Xiao Wu was calm and calm with no blushing and heartbeat: Anyway, I don't know what I was like when I was a child, so let me talk about it.

If you have the ability, go catch me when I was a child and confront me face to face!Or find someone who knew me when I was a kid.

Just when Xiao Wu thought so, the door of the Armed Detective Agency was opened again.

"Ah, I'm finally back..."

Tanizaki Junichiro, who had just completed the commission, opened the door, looking a little sad.

"Is brother tired? Do you need me to help brother relax?"

Tanizaki Naomi hung on Tanizaki Junichiro, and after saying this, she made a gesture to pounce on him.

"Ah, Naomi, no, I..." No!

Seeing the siblings fighting at the door, Xiao Wu didn't pay much attention, because her attention had already been attracted by the guy walking at the back.

"Oh, we meet again."

Mustache closed the door casually, and waved to Xiao Wu with a smile: "It's just that I didn't expect to hear some incredible things when I came here."

The shy and introverted little guy who used to be has now grown into... er, the cheerful and straightforward blade?

Xiao Wu:? ? !

Almost like an instinctive reaction, Xiao Wu's entire blade exploded like a cat that had encountered some natural enemy or was frightened, his golden eyes widened, and he stared at Hakiri: "Why are you here?"

"Well, by chance?"

Saying something unbelievable, Mustache walked over calmly, then stretched out his hand to rub Xiao Wu's head under the eyes of everyone, and successfully messed up the other's hair.

"But when you were young...um..."

Touching his chin with one hand, Hidekiri tilted his head slightly, as if recalling the past.

Xiaowu who didn't react:? ? !

WTF? !This guy really knows her?Have you seen what she looked like when she was a child?

"Don't talk nonsense."

Xiao Wu stretched out his hand to grab Mustache's coat, and threatened in a low voice: "If you dare to tear down my platform, that little bunny on the opposite side will be your future fate!"

Hikakiri realized that his lower back was being pressed: ...

If you have something to say, don't put a dagger against my waist.

Spreading his hands helplessly, Mustache made a gesture of zipping the zipper to signal Xiaowu that he would not talk nonsense, and Mustache felt that Xiaowu put away the murder weapon in his hand contentedly.

"Huh? Who is this?"

Kunikida Doppo looked at Higakiri, obviously unfamiliar.

"Ah, this is what we met after completing the commission."

Tanizaki Junichiro got up from the ground and sat on the chair with some difficulty, and explained: "This gentleman came to Yokohama for the first time, and he got separated from his companions. I hope we can help him find someone."

"Yeah, that's right, that's it."

Mustache nodded very positively: "Those of my partners don't have a good memory, and they get lost easily, please."

The author has something to say:

Higakiri: They are so stupid, they have poor memory, and they are easy to get lost, which makes me worry.

Yaken Toshiro:? ? ?

Knee pill:? ? ?

Wuji Zhenzong:? ? ?

Doesn't your conscience ache when you say this?

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I forgot to post yesterday, and there are three changes today.

I'm so hardworking (boasting)

感谢在2020-08-2219：06：02～2020-08-2417：43：11期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 50 bottles for half a month; 1 bottle for Yuchen;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!