Yokohama Slag God will never overturn

On the pitch-black and empty training ground, Ryunosuke Akutagawa was kneeling on the ground with his hands propped on the ground, large beads of sweat on his forehead slid down his cheeks, hit the ground, and then disappeared into the dust.

"Cough cough..."

Coughing uncontrollably, Ryunosuke Akutagawa stretched out his hand to cover his lips with great effort, dark red blood oozes between the fingers.

"Is this the only way to do it?"

Light footsteps sounded, and then, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's all-too-familiar voice sounded from above his head.

The boy with a bandage wrapped around his body, even covering one eye, stood in front of Akutagawa Ryunosuke, looking down at him, his kite-colored eyes were calm.

"Dazai... sir..."

The eye sockets shrunk slightly, and an indescribable panic rose from the bottom of his heart, entangled in his heart, making Ryunosuke Akutagawa lower his head uncontrollably.

On the other side, Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who had grown up in the void, watched this scene quietly.

Here is the scene when he was being taught by Osamu Dazai, and he knew very well what kind of treatment "he" would receive next.

Ryunosuke Akutagawa watched quietly with his slightly drooping eyelids covering his eyes.

Sure enough, just as he remembered, "Osamu Dazai" squatted down, leaned forward slightly, looked at "he" who was kneeling on the ground and couldn't move, and he didn't know if he was trembling slightly because of fear, his lips parted. open.

"Why don't you listen to your mother?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke:? ? !

"what!"

Sitting up suddenly, Akutagawa Ryunosuke panted heavily, looking at the dark room, it took a while to recover from this dream.

The hands on the futon were clenched together uncontrollably, and with his head slightly lowered, Akutagawa Ryunosuke squeezed out a dirty word from between his teeth: *Port Mafia swears* Meili!

Suddenly doing this to him during the day caused the mission to fail.But that's fine, what's more, on the way back yesterday, Mei Li crazily brainwashed him.

"I can hug Dazai's waist, can Akutagawa do it?"

"I can hold Dazai's hand, can Akutagawa do it?"

"I can……"

You can, you can, you can be a stick hammer, you can!You are so capable, why don't you go to the sky and stand side by side with the sun!

Just thinking about it for a moment, Akutagawa Ryunosuke felt a stomach ache from being angry, and completely lost sleepiness.

Taking a deep breath, Akutagawa Ryunosuke looked at the time again, it was two o'clock in the morning.

Akutagawa Ryuzhi's interface is expressionless: Grass.

The next day, Ryunosuke Akutagawa had just stepped into the building of the Port Mafia, when he saw someone squatting at the door at the first sight.

His face darkened, and he quietly pulled up his collar without a trace. For the first time in his life, he realized what it means to wish he had no sense of existence. slip.

Then, he heard a passionate "mustard".

Noticing the gazes of people coming and going, Akutagawa Ryunosuke: ...

And squatting at the door early in the morning, the one who waited on the sidelines was naturally Xiaowu.

Relying on his good eyesight to catch someone who was trying to cheat, Xiao Wu smiled brightly: "Oh, Jiejie, you look so bad, and there are bruises under your eyes, did you not sleep well?"

The corners of his eyes twitched, and Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who felt his Rashomon was about to move, remained silent.

"You have to eat on time in the future, do you know?"

Xiaowu was not afraid of death at all, and Dapeng spread his wings on the verge of Akutagawa Ryunosuke's sanity collapse: "I said it a long time ago, so thin and weak, you must eat well."

"shut up!"

Rashomon behind him stretched out his sharp claws, and Ryunosuke Akutagawa looked at Xiaowu threateningly: "Do you want to be..." Rashomon's ration?

Before he finished speaking, Akutagawa Ryunosuke saw Xiaowu "tsk tut" twice.

"Good~"

Relying on the similar height between the two, Xiao Wu rubbed Ryunosuke Akutagawa's head: "I'm going to find your master, let's play by myself."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: ...Go away!Roll as far as possible!

And after having a healthy exchange with a certain lop-eared rabbit early in the morning, the satisfied Xiao Wu stretched his waist and walked away.

As the saying goes, rabbits bite people when they are in a hurry, not to mention the violent lop-eared rabbit Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

Proper teasing is enough, Xiao Wu knows very well that if he really teases too much, it is not impossible for him to be chased and beaten violently by the opponent's Gundam driving the Rashomon brand.

After walking out of the port mafia building, Xiao Wu set out for the Armed Detective Agency with a clear goal.

Although there was only Osamu Dazai in it, she was very upset, but the others were very interesting.and……

Osamu Dazai's face is really good.

Touching his conscience, Xiao Wu silently put the brand with the name of Chuya Zhongyuan back in his heart: It is said that distance can produce beauty, but now it seems that if there are new beauties, distance will only produce beeps ——

The wooden door was pushed open, and the hanging bell made a crisp sound.

"Hey hey?! You...you are——!"

In the Armed Detective Agency, Atsushi Nakajima originally thought that the new client would come, he subconsciously followed the voice with a smile on his face, and then froze in place for an instant.

The tail-like belt on the back straightened instantly, and Atsushi Nakajima froze with fright as he held the documents in his arms: "The port mafia! You are here to prepare..." To catch me?

Before he finished speaking, Atsushi Nakajima saw the port mafia member who was suspected to be Osamu Dazai's girlfriend, whom he saw yesterday, and waved to him with a smile.

"Hey, the little tiger meets again."

Walked over to touch Nakajima Atsushi's hair familiarly, Xiao Wu looked into the room carelessly, and then asked in a low voice, "Is that childish ghost Dazai Osamu here?"

Uh?

Sensing keenly that the other party was not hostile, Atsushi Nakajima relaxed a little and looked at her with some doubts.

"Mr. Dazai went out with Mr. Kunikida and Mr. Edogawa today. Do you need help with anything?"

not there?

Rubbing his chin, Xiao Wu found a place to sit down, then waved his hand casually: "It's okay, it's just too boring, and I don't want to stay at the port and the mafia to be oppressed by unscrupulous bosses, so come here to avoid it for a while." Take shelter from the limelight and skip work to pet the cat."

Looking at the relaxed posture of the person in front of him, Atsushi Nakajima felt a drop of cold sweat slipping down the back of his head: "Well, we are an armed detective agency."

It's not a cat cafe, and it's not a convenience store.

"So do you need me to entrust you?"

Xiao Wu looked up at Atsushi Nakajima, sizing him up carefully, his golden eyes narrowed slightly.

He is a good boy who is innocent and harmless, his whole body is like a piece of white paper.No, compared to the blank paper, the tiger in front of him... Atsushi Nakajima himself is like a little sun.

He bent his fingers and tapped the table lightly, and Xiaowu said with a smile: "Then I will make an entrustment. Can you trouble the little friend Nakajima to help me find a cat? I want a white one with stripes on it. It’s a big cat with supernatural powers.”

Atsushi Nakajima:? ? ?

"Wait, why is this a bit like..."

The more he listened, the more he felt that something was wrong. Atsushi Nakajima looked at Xiao Wu suspiciously, then pointed at himself.

"That's right, it's the kid from Nakajima."

After nodding in acknowledgment, Xiaowu looked at him with anticipation in his eyes: "Although I've never touched a cat, if they're all cats, it doesn't make any difference to touch a big tiger, right?"

Atsushi Nakajima: ...

Mr. Dazai, Mr. Kunikida, help!I will not entertain this new guest!

I almost cried in my heart, but in the end Atsushi Nakajima didn't know what was going on, and he spread his belly and was slapped.

So, when Dazai Osamu, Kunikida Doppo, and Edogawa Ranpo came back, they saw their new family pet lying on the ground with a loveless face and being hugged and sucked.

After seeing the three of them, the white tiger's eyes seemed to burst out with astonishing light.

"Ooooooooooo!"

Dazai-san, Kunikida-san, and Ranpo-san help!

Flicking his tail desperately, Atsushi Nakajima looked at the three seniors eagerly.

The three of them looked at each other under the gaze of the group pet at home, and then... raised their feet and walked around him.

Atsushi Nakajima:? !Wait, did you agree that I'm the group favorite?

Tearing open a bag of snacks, Edogawa ate his food in a leisurely manner; Kunikida Doppo sat in his seat with his head bowed and writing; only Dazai Osamu squatted in front of Nakajima Atsushi.

"Well, is it that comfortable?"

Seeing that Xiao Wu, who hugged his waist last time and gave everyone a king bomb, was addicted to sucking cats while hugging a big tiger, Osamu Dazai couldn't help muttering: "Although a cat is not a dog, it doesn't feel like..."

Xiaowu raised his head and glanced at Dazai Zhi, without saying a word, just passed a paw silently, and put the pad in Dazai Zhi's hand.

Osamu Dazai:?

"Do you want to play a game?"

Xiao Wu looked at Dazai Osamu and smiled slightly: "Let's see whether Avalon is better or your dementia effect is better?"

Blinking his eyes slowly, Osamu Dazai remained silent.

Avalon... the ability is invalidated.Ah, this is really...

The corners of his lips curled up slightly, and Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand.

……

Really fragrant.

Holding the meat pad, Osamu Dazai looked down at the big tiger with tears in his eyes, smiled kindly, and patted the other's head under Atsushi Nakajima's expectant gaze.

"I think the human form and the cat form are the same, there is no difference."

"Ooooooooooo."

Atsushi Nakajima sniffled: So, so?

"so……"

Osamu Dazai said with a straight face: "So, from now on, you should maintain this form!"

Atsushi Nakajima: ...

With his tail paralyzed on the ground, he completely gave up resisting and lay down flat.

Outside the door, Ryunosuke Akutagawa, who was unwilling to be bullied, ran away with the black lizard man, ready to come directly to the door.

"boom--"

The door was kicked open, Akutagawa Ryunosuke stepped in, raised his eyes, his pupils trembled.

Inside, Osamu Dazai and their disgrace of the port mafia are squatting on the ground holding a lump of white things and arguing fiercely. The intensity of the verbal confrontation has risen from "childish ghost" and "Little Tuzaizhi" to fist-to-knee confrontation.

"This is my commission! So the big tiger is my cat now!"

Xiaowu and Osamu Dazai looked at each other, and pulled the tiger towards his arms with a smile on his face.

"Ham, we are all a family anyway, what's yours is mine, why should we share it with each other?"

Taking what the other party said last time and blocking back, Osamu Dazai exerted force with his hand.

Only Atsushi Nakajima, who was the center of the war, bit his tail and almost cried: Anyone is fine, even Ryunosuke Akutagawa, who will tear these two apart? !

And Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who kicked open the door and made noise to attract everyone's attention, was silent for a moment, then turned and left: "Sorry, I went to the wrong door."

"Bang" the door was vigorously closed, Akutagawa Ryunosuke looked calm: I must not have woken up yet.

Mr. Dazai can't be that childish.

There is absolutely no way that Mei Li and Mr. Dazai are in the same family.

Yes, I must have not woken up.

Inside the door, Atsushi Nakajima, who had lost hope again, let out a weak "meow".

In the future, if I become a tiger again, I will write Atsushi Nakajima's name upside down!

The author has something to say:

Atsushi Nakajima: Weak, pitiful and helpless, trembling jpg.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: Ah, I haven't woken up yet, so it's easy to handle.I'll go to sleep for a while.

Wuzai: Let me go, little rabbit!

Osamu Dazai: Let go!

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Cub: I canceled your offset, and your offset also offset... No, my offset is an active skill, so I still won!

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Mustache: I won't go out, I won't go out!

After reading the script, I am determined not to go out!

Once I go out, I will be persecuted. I, Genji Shigeho, will never go out!

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Thanks for the reminder, I wrote it in a flash, and forgot.

Add that the cub and Dazai offset each other to achieve a balance, so Atsushi Nakajima's tiger survived (although he doesn't necessarily want it) (strike out)

Don't worry, the next chapter will pull out the old knife of Ping An (cross your legs)

感谢在2020-08-1616：39：27～2020-08-1718：00：04期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: After all, I am just a chirp;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Lingshi; 1 bottle of listening to Deng Yeyu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!