Yokohama Slag God will never overturn

In the extremely elegantly decorated and warm coffee shop, the only few customers were moving in unison and looking in the same direction, and their expressions were also surprisingly consistent.

Xiao Wu walked over aggressively, then stretched out his hand to protect Higuchi Ichiyo, and said righteously: "Senior Higuchi, don't be afraid, I will protect you."

Kunikida Doppo who was sitting opposite looked at her, and then looked down at Dazai Osamu who was lying on the ground and counting the stars. For a moment, he wondered if he had misread it.

Obviously when we first met, the person opposite seemed weak and timid.

Noticing Kunikida's Doppo's eyes, Xiaowu looked at him carefully and then recalled that he had borrowed the other's hand to write a thank you letter to Nakahara Chuya.

She seems to have a good relationship with Mr. Tool Man?

In the blink of an eye, Xiao Wu, who knew that the other party recognized him, took the lead in bowing to Kunikida Doppo, and first found a suitable excuse for himself to appear here.

"Sir, we meet again. Thank you very much for your help last time."

Standing up straight, Xiaowu quietly blocked Higuchi Ichiyo behind her to prevent her from showing any inappropriate expressions: "If you hadn't helped me, I wouldn't have calmed down and looked for a new job. "

Is that so?

Feeling that something was wrong, Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses, nodded and said, "No, that's my job."

"No, no, thank you is still needed."

Keeping his own script in mind, Xiaowu blushed and glanced at Higuchi Ichiyo quietly, and then said in a voice that seemed soft but could be heard clearly by everyone present: "If it weren't for this, I wouldn't have met such a good senior. .”

Kunikida Doppo's expression froze: This familiar expression, this familiar tone...

Looking up and seeing how nervous and caring the former client was to the new client, Kunikida Doppo suddenly understood why Osamu Dazai was beaten by the other party just now.

Molesting someone's sweetheart in front of others, it would be strange not to be beaten.

etc!If he remembered correctly, wasn't the girl who had a crush on the cadre of the port mafia before?

Thinking about the letter he once wrote, Kunikida Doppo took a deep breath and asked, "Miss, I remember that you seemed to be interested in Chuya Nakahara..."

The eyelashes of Osamu Dazai lying on the ground trembled slightly, and there was a little bit of unclear expression in his half-closed eyes, and he took back the delicate instrument that his fingertips had placed on Higuchi Ichiyo before his fingertips had time.

At the same time, other members of the armed detective agency who knew the identity of Zhongya Zhongyuan also quietly became vigilant.

Knowing that the other party would ask this question a long time ago, Xiao Wu, who was asked the question, looked calm.

"That savior is really good-looking, but I am sincere to senior!" It doesn't matter if she blames her, since what she said is true anyway.

As long as they look good enough, isn't it normal for humans to see one and love the other?

Kunikida Doppo: ...

other people:……

They couldn't refute this.

"Oh, is this lovely lady?"

Rubbing the back of his head and getting up just right, Osamu Dazai showed no sign of anger on his face, but smiled brightly when he looked at Xiao Wu, and his kite-colored eyes seemed to be full of smiles.

Hearing Dazai Osamu's voice, Xiao Wu subconsciously looked at him.

The golden and iris-colored eyes looked at each other, and in an instant, the smiles on the lips of the two deepened at the same time, and the dark color in the bottom of the eyes, which is difficult for ordinary people to detect, silently surged, slipped, and disappeared.

As if they had met some secret signal, Osamu Dazai and Xiao Wu suddenly showed bright smiles at each other at the same time.

After confirming the eyes, it is a person whose attributes overlap subtly.

"It's me."

Xiao Wu said softly, and then bowed slightly apologetically towards Osamu Dazai: "I'm sorry, I was really worried about senior just now, so I acted a little hard, sorry."

"no problem, no problem."

Sitting up very skillfully, Dazai Osamu put his hands together to support his chin, looking out of tune as usual: "It's just a little bit of a pity, originally I planned to ask Miss Higuchi if he would like to come with me It’s a trip that goes away.”

"Is that right?"

The smile became a little subtle, and Xiao Wu sat opposite Osamu Dazai, holding his face in his hands, and said softly, "I'm so sorry for interrupting your plan."

Higuchi Ichiyo and Kunikida Doppo who were sitting on the side looked at the two people who were chatting, and always felt that something was wrong.

Although both of them were smiling, and there were not many respectful words in their words, but I always felt... There was an atmosphere between these two people that others could not understand at all.

At this moment, Higuchi Ichiyo and Kunikida Doppo suddenly felt the table shake violently.

Two people:? ? ?

Under the trend of curiosity, Higuchi Ichiyo and Kunikida Doppo quietly glanced down, and then their faces turned dark.

Because, the two had already fought.

Under the table, Xiao Wu's foot kicked Dazai Osamu's calf violently, and at the same time, Dazai Osamu greeted Xiao Wu with a smile on the table, and kicked back under the table.

The smile froze for a moment, and then the smile on Xiao Wu's face became brighter, and he kicked Dazai Zhizhi's leg from under the table, and Dazai Zhi stopped him in time.

A drop of cold sweat slipped across his forehead. Even Osamu Dazai, who has always been as stable as an old dog and loves a car when it blows up Nakahara, did not even blink his eyes. When facing this kick, he subconsciously developed a feeling of fear because of his male instinct. feel.

The upper bodies of the two people were sitting upright, teasing and chatting with each other, and under the table, you were coming and going, and afterimages were kicked out of each other.

The table trembled again.

Higuchi Ichiyo and Kunikida Doppo: ...

You two are enough!Are you a primary school student?

"Snapped"

With a sudden slap on the table to hold it down, Kunikida Doppo said in a deep voice, "Miss Higuchi, let's talk about the entrusted matter in another place?"

"it is good."

Ichiyo Higuchi, who had already been made aware of the reality by Xiaowu, knew that he had to fight on his own, and had no objection, and followed Kunikida Doppo to get up and change places.

"Oh, he's gone."

After the two left, Osamu Dazai and Xiao Wu stopped their childish fight at the same time as if they had a mutual understanding.

"is it?"

Xiao Wu blinked, then stretched out his hand to hold Osamu Dazai's hand, his smile remained unchanged: "That's okay, I feel satisfied just looking at you."

The smile froze for a moment, and then Osamu Dazai quickly adjusted his expression.

"Wow, that sentence sounds misleading."

Trying to withdraw his hand, Dazai Osamu noticed that Kunikida Doppo behind him had already looked towards him with a serious face: "I'm a good woman."

"You look really good-looking."

Suddenly admiring, Xiaowu continued without blinking: "Do you want to think about dating? The kind that doesn't aim at marriage and can leave at any time?"

Seeing Kunikida Doppo and Higuchi Ichiyo walking towards this side, Dazai Osamu suddenly held Xiao Wu's hand instead: "Okay, can we make an appointment, the kind that will carry out a refreshing and energetic suicide activity together?"

Come on, hurt each other.

Xiao Wu:? ? ?Brother, is there something wrong with your line?

Kunikida Doppo: ...?Love rivals meet and become lovers?

"Cough cough."

After coughing in embarrassment, Kunikida Doppo said, "This commission will be completed by Atsushi and Tanizaki together."

After that, Kunikida Doppo paused, and then yelled at Osamu Dazai in a low voice: "Dazai, you bastard, be serious! Don't harass the guests casually!"

Even if, even if someone else molested the client first, but this kind of thing of flirting with the client in front of the client must be stopped!

Osamu Dazai: I am so angry jpg.

Watching Ichiyo Higuchi, Atsushi Nakajima, and Junichiro Tanizaki leave, Osamu Dazai raised his hand, pointed at Xiaowu with the other hand and said to Kunikida Doppo: "There is one more here!"

"It's too sad to say that, but I like you very much..."

As he said that, Xiaowu's eyes fell on Dazai Osamu's face, and then slowly added: "It's your face. I'll just look at it for a while, and I'll leave right away."

Kunikida Doppo: ...

Osamu Dazai:? !

"You are greedy for my body, you..."

"Okay, I'm done eating, I'm leaving, farewell!"

Without giving Osamu Dazai a chance to finish his sentence, Xiao Wu suddenly got up and opened the door to leave.Of course, before leaving, I did not forget to leave a sentence: "I will come to see you when I have a chance in the future. This beautiful little brother must protect your face."

Osamu Dazai: Hey, hey, at least let me finish talking!

It is a rare day that I have the opportunity to say this classic line!

"Well, forget it, that's fine."

Rubbing the back of his head, Dazai Osamu, who roughly guessed the identity of the other party, got up, and walked slowly towards Mankou: "I have to take a step ahead, please trouble Kunikida-san with the bill~"

Kunikida who was suddenly cueed:? ? !

"Dazai!!! Come back to me, you bastard!"

How many times is this? !Almost all of his salary has been lost!

Osamu Dazai: The clouds are so blue and the sky is so white.

At the same time, in the depths of the deep and narrow alley, Atsushi Nakajima and Junichiro Tanizaki were panting heavily, with their backs to the wall, staring at the person who suddenly appeared.

The corners of the black coat hung down to the ankles, Akutagawa Ryunosuke looked indifferently at the two people on the opposite side, while Rashomon behind him showed his intention to attack.

"Akutagawa Ryunosuke..."

Atsushi Nakajima didn't expect to meet him so soon after being popularized about the deeds of the mad dog of the port mafia.

In other words, he was approached by the other party so quickly.

"Tsk."

Seeming to be a little impatient, Rashomon behind Ryunosuke Akutagawa was ready to move, and leaned forward towards Atsushi Nakajima.

"Hey, mustard, your efficiency is not very good."

Xiao Wu suddenly patted Ryunosuke Akutagawa on the shoulder from behind, and then walked to the middle of the road with a smile, just blocking Rashomon's attack line, and blocking Atsushi Nakajima and Junichiro Tanizaki behind him.

"Merry?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who had already forgotten Xiaowu's existence, was stunned for a moment, and then he became more dissatisfied: "Now there is nothing for you, step aside."

"You can't say that."

Xiao Wu didn't listen to Akutagawa Ryunosuke's words: "If you intend to kill these two people, then I can't just leave like this."

Mori Ogai's order was to arrest Tora, not to start a war with the Armed Detective Agency.If they really followed Akutagawa Ryunosuke, they would all be chopped down by Mori Ogai later.

"Mei Li, are you planning to stand opposite me?"

His temper was not good in the first place, and coupled with Dazai Osamu's stimulation, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's expression was dangerous, and Rashomon's sharp claws were exposed behind him: "The person who betrayed the port mafia..."

Knowing what this guy was going to say, Xiao Wu felt the breath of another person, and then said to Ryunosuke Akutagawa, "Akutagawa, are you really planning to do something?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "..."

"Hey, listen to your mother."

Atsushi Nakajima:?Am I hearing it wrong, or...? !

Junichiro Tanizaki: You heard it wrong...you must have heard it wrong...

No matter what he said, Xiao Wu looked at him seriously: "Don't make trouble, go home."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke:? ? !

"Rashomon—!"

"Okay, okay, silly boy, you really want to come for real."

Seeing the giant black beast pounced in front of him, Xiao Wu just stretched out his hand, his golden eyes were calm.

There was a wind blowing, and Xiao Wu's clothes were blown by the wind.

The moment the fingertips came into contact with the black giant beast, faint light spots scattered and enveloped the place.Afterwards, the black Rashomon monster disappeared inch by inch under everyone's gaze, turned into soft cloth, and fell lightly in the air.

There was dead silence, and everyone present did not speak.

Atsushi Nakajima, lying on the ground, watched the similar scene with his eyes shrinking slightly.

He had only seen such an ability in one person.Osamu Dazai, disqualified from the world.

Compared with him, Ryunosuke Akutagawa seemed to have been hit harder, and he stayed where he was.

"This is impossible... how is this possible..."

In the long memory, that person was also like this, just stretched out his hand, and all his attacks turned into foam.Even that look...same calm, so indifferent that there is no sign of him in the eyes.

If the current Akutagawa Ryunosuke is unbelievable, then what happened next impacted his three views and caused tens of millions of real critical damage to him.

"Well, all right."

Squeezing the back of his neck, Xiao Wu, who had successfully pretended to be a wave, walked towards the corner, then stretched out his hand in front of everyone, grabbed something, and pulled it hard: "Dazai, the people need something now." You! Come on!"

"Honey, our son is disobedient, hurry up, you go over and educate, and show your aura of being a father!"

Everyone present:? ? ?

Osamu Dazai who was caught: Play one slowly?

Staring at everyone's gaze, Xiao Wu put his arms around Osamu Dazai's waist, and smiled at Akutagawa Ryunosuke who seemed to be shocked: "Akutagawa, I forgot to tell you, I am in a relationship with your master right now. "

"You have to call me Mistress if you round it up, and I am indeed your mother after rounding it up."

"Hey boy, be obedient, let's go home and have dinner."

Atsushi Nakajima and Junichiro Tanizaki were stunned: So, is this why you two have the same abilities?

Higuchi Ichiyo's expression was blank: It's not that the family doesn't enter the house...so Nakahara Chuya-senior is...?

Osamu Dazai, confused: Me, Akutagawa, you, a family of three?

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: Pupil Earthquake jpg.

Don't scare the children!The child's rabbit ears stood up in fright, and the rabbit fur was so frightened that it exploded for you to see!

The author has something to say:

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: Impossible, Mr. Dazai and Meili cannot be in the same family! ! ! !

Wuzai: I can hug Dazai's waist, can Akutagawa do it? (Substitution into dog-pull tone)

Central Plains Chuya:? !

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Note:

Explanation - At the beginning, Wu Zai and Da Zai met for the first time, and found that they were people with overlapping attributes, and the attributes overlapped too much... Pigeon privately believes that such two people must either become good friends, or they don't like each other.

Regarding the fight - Wu Zai kept his script in mind, and when Dazai said he would meet Higuchi, Wu Zai kicked the first kick.Then, Da Zai returned it, and the two started fighting.

Later, Wu Zai's initial confession was that Da Zai was disgusting, and then Da Zai tried to win the round, but Wu Zai ran away.

Later, Wu Zai used Dazai's words to start teasing Akutagawa Ryunosuke, and by the way, tossed Dazai again (anyway, she took advantage of the waist hugging)

as well as……

The attributes of Wuzai and Dazai overlap, so may I ask, what attributes will these two overlap? (*￣︶￣)

Regarding the cub's blade...

Contemplating jpg.

Those swords and swords dancing wildly, is there anyone whose history is not without swords? !Wuzai also chose one of the historical legends, so some problems are unavoidable (blade flurry, stone hammer)

But believe me, Wu Zai is still a much-loved child, and the will of the world will spoil her unconditionally!

感谢在2020-08-1417：58：47～2020-08-1616：39：27期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: After all, I am just a chirp;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: After all, I am just a chirping 32 bottles; Xuanqing 10 bottles; listening to Deng Yeyu 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!