[Zhongyingmei] The superheroes I bought in those years

At the other end of the hall on the top floor, Nick Fury was too tired to speak.

He has tried countless times to interrupt the conversation between the two siblings, but he can't find even a small gap.

"Why are you on my earth?!"

"Xia Xia can go wherever she wants in the universe! What does it matter to you, asshole?"

"What? When did I lie to you, you little liar! You have to touch your conscience when you say this!"

"Xia Xia's conscience is alive and kicking!!!"

Xingjue went crazy: "Ahhh, you little bastard!"

Patricia nodded at him, "You big bastard!"

Xingjue let go of himself: "You are the asshole and your whole family are assholes!"

Patricia: "..."

Star Lord: "...uh."

Nick Fury took a deep breath, saw every stitch, and hurriedly wanted to bring the topic to the right topic: "We..."

Patricia and Xingjue turned their heads together: "Shut up!"

Then the latter couldn't help complaining: "Who is this braised egg? Doesn't his forehead reflect light when he looks in the mirror?"

"It's the director of the land and land bureau, but that's not the point..." Patricia crossed her arms and said, "You just scolded Dad? You're not filial!"

Xingjue quickly put the corned egg behind him: "That's your father! I'm just a child laborer he picked up to steal!"

"Yondu is not your father and I am not your sister! Your father is the great Knight Rider who can even talk to cars!"

The scarlet under Patricia's eyes burned like fire.

"Guess what? Tie Guan'er told me he's just a character from a TV show!"

"You're a big one! Liar! Son!"

The last sentence—"you——! big—! faker!"—the roar resounded through the entire hall.

All the people who were drinking, bragging, or whispering to exchange information subconsciously looked over, almost scared out of the wine glasses/folders in their hands.

They watched the centaur girl jumping around in circles in anger, and the earthling Star Lord from the universe had a guilty expression of "I said the wrong thing" on his face.

Then, the girl who was circling suddenly stopped, turned around suddenly, and kicked Xingjue's crotch...

click - click -

……

Star Lord: "..."

The eyes are protruding, the mouth is wide open, and there is a breathy sound, and the fat face is distorted.

Xingjue: "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

All the men present felt the nerve pain transmitted through the air.

Drax held the bag of dried blueberries treasured by Tony Stark in one hand, and sent the dried blueberries to his mouth at an extremely slow speed with the other hand.

He didn't have a hand to cover his crotch, so he could only squeeze his legs quietly, slowly.

"Oh..." he said very slowly, "poor... Quill... Gamora... going to... feel bad..."

Gamora, who was beside him with her arms crossed, flicked her purple-red curly hair: "What's so distressing? Why don't you spend this distressing time looking at Thor's pectoralis major."

Drax: "Oh... that... man... is indeed... a combination of... a noble angel and a... wild pirate..."

Gamora nodded approvingly, her eyes filled with Thor's translucent T-shirt after it was stained with alcohol.

Drax woke up suddenly: "...Wait, why can you hear me?"

Gamora: "..."

She apologized perfunctorily: "Ah, sorry, I forgot that you are invisible*."

……

On the other side of the sofa.

"Wow, they seem to have a good relationship, but I have a good relationship with Ned, oh Mr. Stark, you may not know Ned, Ned is my good brother, he looks a little fat, but he hacks The technology is amazing…”

The little spider, with his face mask lifted up to his nose, exposing his mouth, is chomping on pizza—a Hawaiian pineapple and bacon flavor, babbling as he eats.

Tony Stark didn't really want to know how he managed to talk so clearly while eating.

And his eyes were hot from Peter's "pajamas + swimming cap" equipment.

In order to stop the boy from chattering, the man with the moustache made a quick decision: "Little bug, go to the lab and get me something. Jarvis will tell you where the box is."

Peter immediately put the pizza down, and the bubbling voice was full of joy of "I can work for the idol": "Promise to complete the task! Mr. Stark!"

Big brother Stark, whose ears were rested, turned his head and wanted to continue discussing gamma rays and the Loki scepter with Dr. Banner, but without saying a word, the little spider jumped out again, holding a Silver alloy box, the sound is so loud that even Patricia looked over.

"Mr. Sssssss Stark, is this for me? Mine?"

"I'm not Mr. Ssssssss Stark." Tony almost breathed out, "And, yes, this is your new spider suit."

The dog under Peter's goggles is teary-eyed.

Tony: "...Okay, don't look at me with this expression, I know everyone loves Stark."

Peter nodded wildly, hugging his shiny new uniform: "My God, you are my idol, Mr. Stark, all my life!"

The boss raised his brows: "I'm much more idol than that old popsicle, right?"

"Uh." Little Spider froze, "Captain America is also my idol...it's different...me me...Mr. Rogers..."

Steve Rogers, who was named, was amused in his heart, and his handsome face unconsciously brought a smile, looking at the bewildered young Chaoying beside the sofa.

Xingjue, who was covering his crotch, was taken aback suddenly.

He was only a few years old when he left the earth, and the image of "Idol Captain America" ​​deep in his memory has long been blurred, and has become a label of "my most admired childhood idol", with three heads and six arms, omnipotent.

So when he really saw the other party before, although he was vaguely familiar, he didn't recognize him.

"Captain America?!"

……

Captain America is back.

Even though half a month has passed, the enthusiasm for this matter has not diminished but increased.

After experiencing the battle of "New York Superhero vs. Kryptonian Villain" -- referred to as the Battle of New York --, while the citizens of New York were busy recovering from the battle damage, they did not forget to pay attention to the new heroes that broke out in this incident.

Needless to say Iron Man, a celebrity hero who has been famous for a long time, the stock of Stark Industries has been soaring recently, and Pepper is very busy.

New York City Neighbor Spider-Man is as popular as ever, ranking first in the annual cutest list. Those who were saved by him in the Battle of New York can't wait to write a joint thank you letter to him.

The Thor that descended from Asgard subverted everyone's three views on myths and legends. Many people recalled the magical hammer that once fell in the west-at that time, people hadn't associated it with Thor.

Also, no one thought that the other party was a bow lover :)

The Hulk, which was huge and ferocious and disappeared after World War I, had a very controversial discussion, and sociologists and biologists came off one after another.

There are also the brave female agent Black Widow and the eagle eye who has no arrows. Even though they seem to have no superpowers, they still grab a lot of attention...

Add to this the unidentified Patricia Udonta, who appears to be of alien origin, and the Guardians of the Galaxy, who are later released from a wormhole opened by Loki.

——The Internet in the whole United States exploded.

The government and S.H.I.E.L.D. had to release some information at the request of the network.

…For example, the truth about the resurrection of Captain America, for example, the error in opening the space gate of the evil god, so we avoided a big battle.

Older fans, especially those who fought in World War II, held a grand parade, with the Stars and Stripes waving in the sky and star shield models filling the streets.

"Welcome back Steve Rogers/cap/Captain America" ​​signs can be seen everywhere.

Children run down the street holding figurines of the Hulk and Bow-knot Thor.

Countless granny grandpas are waiting in Queens to ask Spider-Man the way.

The Dawn Annihilator docked on the roof of the Stark Tower and the Dawn next to it have become New York's new and famous attractions.

……

However, in addition to the praise of the blockbuster, there are also voices of doubt that cannot be concealed.

Why would other Kryptonians come to Earth and fight Superman to the death?

Why did the evil god of Asgard focus on the earth?

Where did the soaring beam of light come from? Why did this department called "SHIELD", its western branch that became one of the starting battlefields and one of the main battlefields, produce such a space door?

— No one has an answer.

When people don't get answers, they get angry.

The wave of condemnation flooded Facebook, ins, Twitter of the White House...etc.

The problem of Hydra has not been resolved yet, and the pressure from the government is coming again. Nick Fury has really been around recently.

Superman, since that battle, has not appeared.

It is difficult to see the figure of the red cloak flashing past in the sky of the metropolis.

Gotham City next door is as dark as ever, and the frequency of the bat light is getting higher and higher. The former Robin, Nightwing, who has already been separated to work alone, will occasionally return to Gotham to help patrol—although his kindness is always caught by the bat. Xia refused.

The Gotham Knights—whose real identity is Bruce Wayne, a rich second-generation and playboy who is as famous as Stark—had to take time out of his busy schedule to investigate Superman's whereabouts.

Except for New York, other cities in the United States rarely have heroes get together.

Most of them each have their own "territories":

In addition to Gotham and Metropolis, Star City in California has Arrow, Hell's Kitchen in New York State has Daredevil, Central City, Missouri has The Flash... and so on.

The heroes wear masks and guard their own world, as if following unwritten rules without interfering with each other.

So, when the criminals in Metropolis start running to Gotham, the dark knight's endurance is at its peak.

Then one day, Bruce, the little prince of Gotham who loves extreme sports, embarked on an expedition to conquer the North Pole, leaving a group of supermodels and beauties complaining.

……

Arctic.

Fortress of Solitude.

The yellow and blue color scheme of Obliterator of Dawn is like a patch that doesn't fit in this icy world.

The mothership landed on the ice shelf, and Patricia Udonta got out of the pilothouse, dressed almost as she was in New York, and her thin clothes were slightly puffed up by the bitter cold wind.

She was sitting on the edge of the Dawn Obliterator, opening a bottle of wine with a yaka arrow, her white calves wrapped in combat boots hanging in mid-air, swaying.

The wine was frozen by the extreme cold of the North Pole, and when it was shaken, it was full of ice scum.

The girl with scarlet eyes wanted to pour it down regardless, but was stopped by a hand stretched out from behind.

"It's not good for the girl's health to drink something so cold." Captain America, who appeared behind her, said in a calm, even very gentle tone.

Patricia glanced at his arm with distinct meridians, pursed her lips, and said nothing.

—— During this period of time, she had been arguing with Xingjue until her brain ached. Now that she met someone with a nice voice, she didn't bother to complain.

The combination of the two is a bit odd.

One is an alien girl, and the other is a veteran of World War II on Earth, they seem to be at odds with each other.

If it wasn't for the same purpose, they wouldn't appear here together at all.

—Patricia came to Superman, and Captain America came to Superman.

The former represents herself, and the latter represents S.H.I.E.L.D.

In order to find the tail of Hydra, Nick Fury has no free time for a long time. The pressure from Congress forced him to find someone to find Superman for him and negotiate with Superman.

Inside S.H.I.E.L.D., except for a very few people, Nick Fury saw that no one was sure whether the other party was credible.

What was even more frightening was that he discovered that there was a document with the highest level of secrecy among the internal materials of Aegis—about the "Insight Project" that was still in its initial stage—even he had no right to view it.

In this case, Fury cannot leave New York.

Seriously understaffed, rounds and rounds, the task fell to Steve Rogers.

——It just so happened that Superman had a good impression of him at the beginning, so it didn't seem awkward to ask him to go.

Thus, the strange combination of Centaur and Captain America appeared in the North Pole.

……

"The meringue has been hidden here for so many days, what is he doing all day long?"

Patricia couldn't bear the scene of "no human voice except for the howling cold wind, and you have to stay with another man", so she cut to the chase and yelled a few times towards the endless snow field " superman".

—no echo.

But she knew Kal-El must have heard.

He heard it, but she was angry when he didn't show up.

After a loud whistle, the Yaka Arrow, which she used to lift bottle caps every day and had become extremely aggrieved, galloped out like a wild horse that could finally let loose.

On the ice field intertwined with pure white water and blue, a dazzling red awn is drawn.

It has been kept close to the body since childhood, and to some extent, it is another pair of Patricia's eyes.

It fit her better than the few corpses endowed with soul fragments.

With the rapid flight of the Yaka Arrow, the vast snowfields, cold glaciers, and jagged ice valleys... are simultaneously reflected in the scarlet pupils like a bird's-eye view.

Then she saw the striking red cloak.

The yaka arrows fell.

On the chest of the uniform is a meandering river "s" drawn in a diamond shape. This symbol of hope, coupled with Superman's perfect figure, makes him look powerful and reliable.

But in contrast, the black figure standing in front of Kar-El is another extreme.

— Depressed, dark, extreme desire for control and self-destructive desire.

Even through the Yaka arrow, Patricia could vaguely sense the man's heart.

...and then things get weird.

Patricia Udonta complained expressionlessly: "Such a person is actually a serious feline feline? You Americans really know how to play."

Shi Aiguo who can't see anything: "..."

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