[Zhongyingmei] The superheroes I bought in those years

"whambam shang-a-lang".

As the only slightly famous song released by the American pop rock band Silver in 1976, it was a surprise that this song was included in the list of the Golden Songs.

After decades, it has once again become the horn of aliens invading (?) the earth, which is really surprising and numb.

People on earth never expected that one day, the first cultural exchange between the alien universe and the earth would be an earth song from an alien spacecraft.

This thing is a million times out of the ordinary.

But no matter how unreasonable it was, no matter how terrified the people were, no matter how much the government cursed in secret... what was supposed to happen happened.

If it weren't for the familiar golden songs that made people feel a little bit more hopeless, the White House's nuclear bomb button might have been pressed.

The expressions of the people are stiff, and the expressions of the dignitaries are stiff.

In this case, the two "persons" Patricia and Rocky also have stiff expressions, and it seems that they are not incomprehensible...

"...what?"

The little prince of Asgard who was originally full of ambitions, after the "Dawn" spacecraft exposed half of his yellow-blue head like a fat fish, his expression became as ugly as if he wanted to poke his brother's kidney but failed.

He subconsciously turned his head to look at the Dawn Obliterator.

——The main color is yellow and blue, painted with red circuit board patterns, except that it is in the shape of a disc doughnut, it is very similar to the Dawn that is being pulled out of the wormhole in the sky bit by bit.

Others have noticed this too.

Because there is a disc-shaped mothership on the top of the tallest Stark Tower in Manhattan, which is really conspicuous.

If it weren't for the severe battle damage caused by the Kryptonians before, the people would still have thought to gather a crowd to take a group photo.

The Obliterator of Dawn is so conspicuous that even the group of the Guardians of the Galaxy who just pulled out of the wormhole crookedly saw it for the first time.

……

a few minutes ago.

"Oh my god, why does this wormhole seem a little different?"

Rocket Raccoon is panting for control of the spaceship with Star-Lord.

The two of them fought fiercely as usual, and it was hard to tell which was the best, and the Shuguang was forced to move like a snake's skin.

Therefore, when crossing a certain calculated wormhole orbit, a small crystal blue wormhole suddenly appeared midway, and they had no time to avoid it.

——It turned out to be here inexplicably.

Looking up, the light blue sky that is completely different from the galaxy in the universe, which is rarely seen even on other civilized planets, and the bustling but damaged city below, shocked the Rocket subconsciously wanting to pull the handbrake...

"boom--!"

It turned out that Star-Lord was a second or two faster than the raccoon, his eyes were wide open, and the handbrake was on.

"Bang-!"

Drax, who was not wearing a seat belt in the rear, hit the front glass headlong.

Gamora subconsciously said: "Drax, why don't you wear your seat belt?!"

"Mimi hurts..." The mouth of the shirtless man who slid slowly down the glass was turned into a chicken's mouth.

In the last row, in the rocking car made of weapon parts, a little tree man with hands and feet and wearing cute little clothes blinked his black eyes and waved his hands: "igroot!"

Gamora didn't understand.

"Oh Groot, you're still a baby, you can't learn to be bad!" Rocket said calmly.

After teaching baby Groot, he murmured in a "whispered voice" "Although Drax's Mimi is indeed very sensitive".

Gamora: "...Oh, Rocket, you don't have to say it."

Several people were chattering in mid-air, and suddenly Qiqi realized something was wrong.

——Peter Quill, who should be the most gag according to common sense, was unusually silent.

"Quiel?" Rocket Raccoon leaned aside from the driver's seat, and waved in front of the other's wide-eyed eyes.

——There was no response.

Xingjue's hands were trembling, and the whole Manhattan was reflected in his brown eyes, vaguely containing the dampness caused by excessive emotion.

But he didn't discover it himself.

……

The ferocious Aurora sank gradually.

It is like an artifact that fell from the sky, casting a huge shadow on the ground of Manhattan, between tall buildings and tall buildings.

If there are no golden songs that are still playing, the atmosphere of the whole city may go in the direction of "sci-fi thriller".

For a moment, the whole world maintained an eerie silence.

The Aurora, which was slowly leaving the beam of light, played its music, and was focused by countless eyes, approaching the Stark Tower bit by bit.

The distance is getting closer and closer.

The Aurora and the Obliterator are like magnets that attract each other.

Apart from their shapes, their hues and patterns are so similar that no one would think that they are not related.

"Udon Tower."

Steve's eyes hurt from the overly bright beam of light, but he still tried his best to see the cockpit of the Aurora.

"You know someone from... er...?"

Halfway through the question, he also saw the configuration in the cab.

A little raccoon holding a steering column in its paw, a green-skinned beauty.

A big bald man with his chest pressed against the glass so that the red tattoo is particularly conspicuous, a... little sapling dancing to the music?

On the right side of the cab is a chubby young man with blue eyes, who seems to be the only "normal" among these alien visitors.

——but his expression seemed a little silly.

Patricia hated to admit that it was her stupid brother.

But she was quite happy to see Loki's expression of "Where is my army?"

So she hummed reluctantly:

"It's just so familiar."

"It can't be sold for a few dollars."

……

"Your sister is worthless!"

Peter Quill's emotion, sadness, and homeland feeling when he suddenly returned to his home planet after nearly 20 years... were all disturbed by his sister's sentence "can't sell for much money".

However, as soon as I said this sentence, I felt something was wrong.

The top floor of the Stark Tower was stopped by the Dawn Annihilator, and the Dawn could only be parked on the top platform of a lower tall building next to it.

So at the moment, Patricia is on the high and Peter Quill is on the low.

Patricia on the top platform lowered her head and said coolly, "I'm sorry I don't have a sister, but your sister is the most valuable."

Going around and being greeted back by the other party + Xingjue boasted: "..."

The Dawn's cockpit opened.

Baby Groot sits on Rocket Raccoon's shoulders and jumps up with the ion cannon on one hand.

He wagged his baseball bat tail, and "slapped" approached Patricia, paws out at her: "Nice job, sister!"

Baby Groot: "igroot!"

"Hey, Rocket. Hey, little Groot."

The red-eyed girl knelt on one knee, stretched out her right hand and slapped Rocket with a very complicated set of greeting palms.

Clap clap, clap clap clap.

Then he stroked Groot's little head again.

Fofo, who has always been lazy, also came over to say hello, and wanted to eat the rocket's ion gun.

The thruster under Peter Quill's feet spewed fire, and he floated over from the building over there, landing on the four of them... people? next to ...

Hands spread out in disbelief:

"You just put me aside like this?"

"On my earth, on my home planet, under my battleship?!"

"Please figure it out, she's my, my, sister, sister!"

No one paid any attention to him.

It is very bleak.

……

According to Loki's prediction, after he successfully opened up, there should be countless Chitauri plopping down like dumplings, and then help him dominate the atrium.

He could stand on the tallest building in the atrium to accept the worship of the ants and admire his brother's expression of pain.

This beautiful dream was shattered after the appearance of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

He didn't know what was wrong with the transmission of the Cosmic Rubik's Cube. The coordinate energy set was clearly correct, but a bunch of ants who didn't know the so-called strange shapes were sent.

Then he was tied up by his brother.

Not only was he tied up, but the ants in the atrium also asked Hulk to force him to hand over the scepter.

Not only was he thrown around and forced to hand over the scepter, but the red-eyed woman who ruined his good deeds also took out the missing gemstone on his scepter and closed the passage.

closed the channel...

closed……

closed...

The little prince of Asgard was so angry that his hairline moved.

In short, now, Loki is being held in the highest cell of S.H.I.E.L.D.

And the Rubik's Cube and the spiritual scepter all fell into Patricia's hands.

And the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., who was so busy that he couldn't bear it, had to greet him with a smile, and took time to have an in-depth and friendly meeting with the alien visitor.

In my heart, even 1 MMPs can't express it.

……

Stark Tower is a happy scene.

Patricia and Star-Lord, no doubt, are attacking each other personally.

Natasha and Barton stayed here, and Thor, who still had an electric shock pad around his neck, was drinking away his sorrows on the sofa.

When the latter got drunk, he threw thousands of pieces of champagne to the ground, leaving behind shards of glass on the ground.

The little clumsy hand looked up at him aggrieved and then at Patricia not far away, feeling that aliens especially liked to bully it.

Rocket Raccoon dug out a stock of donuts from Iron Man's refrigerator, chewing happily.

While eating, he touched Thor's arm muscle with his paws covered in chocolate sauce: "Hey brother, your muscles are really strong."

Then he touched the Mjolny Hammer that Patricia had thrown aside casually: "Is this weapon yours? How much is it?"

"Myo Ernie is priceless."

The drunk hammer god glanced at Rocket, then stretched out his wine-stained fingers and flicked the raccoon's forehead: "Little rabbit."

The rocket exploded immediately.

The phrase "What?! I'm not a little rabbit!" he almost yelled, but was blocked by Thor's second sentence halfway.

"I think your spaceship is very good, Captain Bunny."

Rocket licked his paw uncomfortably: "...Oh, well, you still have a little vision."

The true captain Xingjue was busy arguing with his sister, so he didn't hear this sentence.

Baby Groot on Rocket's shoulder turned curiously to look at Captain America sitting beside him.

It said in a milky voice: "igroot!"

Steve, who was looking around trying to receive the message "Aliens have come to Earth to play", froze for a moment.

His blue-green eyes met Groot's ignorant black eyes, and he immediately forgot the shock that "the tree can actually talk" brought him a friendly answer: "Hello, Groot, I'm Shi Steve Rogers."

Baby Groot: "igroot!"

Steve: "Uh, I'm Steve Rogers."

Baby Groot: "igroot!"

Steve: "..."

There seems to be something wrong.

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