I don't want to be sick anymore

Because Xiao He's cooking was so delicious, the crew couldn't help taking photos and posting them online to show off.

Lu Tingting, the little girl who plays the heroine, is very proud: "I have a big meal every day~(≧▽≦)/~Happiness~, Brother He, the Lun family will give you a monkey smash." Returned the director, screenwriter and others Well played actor.

Tingting teases me: Tingmei (?·??·?)?? Is it really that good?I think about it too~

Grandpa is so handsome: Tingting~ Give me a lick~ I really want to lick~ It looks good (^v^)

Good night*: I really want to lick 1

Grass winter melon and grass pumpkin: I really want to lick it 10086

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What surprised everyone was that Xiao Xianrou, who played the leading role, was also clamoring for Xiao He to be smashed.His fans and support team were so scared that they burst into tears and asked him if he was bent.The manager of Xiao Xianrou came out to defend and said: "It's so delicious, I also want to give Brother He a monkey smash." Everyone in the crew fell in love with Xiao He's honey cooking skills. He called "Brother He ~ Brother He", waiting for Xiao He to feed him.The manager of Xiao Xianrou is a rough middle-aged man. He took a selfie of the same rough version of Xizi holding a heart and uploaded it, and finally attached three pink hearts that symbolized the hazy girl's heart.

Because of being attacked by many people, the original owner's Weibo became extremely popular.In the end, the official Weibo of the movie even returned Xiao He, probably wanting to use this topic to hype the movie.Then Xiao He was also on the top of the hot search again because of being posted on the official Weibo, and he couldn't get off the topic list for a long time. In the past few days alone, he has gained hundreds of thousands of fans on Kung Fu Weibo.

Xiao He didn't expect that cooking a meal would have this effect.Accompanied by the limelight is suppression and criticism.Many people accused Xiao He of being very low-level, that his cooking skills were poor, and that the food he cooked had no aesthetic feeling at all.

A chef who is also an Internet celebrity began to laugh at him: "It's like a lump of shi. I really don't know that people will eat such things. The methods used by some people to become popular and hype are too low-level Bar."

Although it is a slander out of nothing, there are still many people who agree with his point of view.Because they think that Xiao He is just an actor, what good can he do with his professional level?I really think I am a god of food, what is delicious?Bragging and not drafting.

There were so many people tearing Xiao He up, Xiao He didn't go back, he was so busy, he wanted to make money, how could he have the time to tear up b with those idle keyboard/heroes every day?Secondly, he doesn't need to be involved in this matter. After all, the film studio is involved. Even if the film studio is thinking about the box office, they won't let anyone pour dirty water on him.They said that Xiao He was fine, but they said that the film studio relied on this to hype it up, and even scolded the director, investors, and starring actors together?You said Xiao He made shi, doesn't that mean they ate shi?So Xiao He didn't need to take action, the sailors hired by the film studio and the fans of the protagonists killed those people without leaving the film.

After a few days, when Xiao He went online again, Xiao He found that the Internet was full of praise for him.Xiao He said that it feels really good to bully others.It will be great when he is as rich as the production team.When being sprayed, some of them are whitewashed by the navy.But this is also thinking about it, he is now desperately earning money for Qixia's dried fish.

It took a long time for the system to appear, and once it appeared, it looked like it was neither dead nor alive.

Xiao He: Where have you been?

[System: Don't mention it, I went to the president.Oh, by the way, the president told you to abuse Qi Xia quickly and hard, and if the abuse is not miserable, he will beat you to death. 】

Xiao He: ...Why?

[System: Because Qixia is coming back soon, the CEO thinks he has signs of awakening. 】

Xiao He asked with the attitude of a studious baby: How did you see it?

[The system snorts coldly: Do you think ordinary cats can become humans?If any cat could turn into a human, wouldn't the world be in chaos? 】

Xiao He was a little apprehensive: Last time you said that Qi Xia was not a human, but a monster.Really?

[The system is plausible: Of course.No, it’s not comprehensive. In short, our president is a good guy who represents the moon and justice, while Qi Xia is an evil guy. You just need to remember this.We must resolutely protect the President and torture Qixia severely. 】

Xiao He looked confused: It's because he looks down on gay guys, can't he?Is it because of this that you abuse him so much?

[The system frowned and reprimanded: Isn't this considered a crime?What greater sin than this?Are you questioning our President? 】

Xiao He: ... dare not

The task issued by the system to Xiao He was to tell Qixia that he fell in love with someone else, and had an affair with that person in front of Qixia.Xiao He was very hesitant, he felt that if he really did this, Qi Xia would kill him.

The system asked Xiao He to pursue Lu Tingting, which was not considered a real pursuit. After all, it was too much to deceive the little girl's feelings, and their company couldn't do it.

[System: Just let Qixia think that you like that person.We only abuse Qixia. 】

Xiao He: "I understand the truth. But why did you choose Lu Tingting?" He was worried that if he did that, Qi Xia would kill Lu Tingting.Don't doubt it, he will definitely do that.

System: "Because for a gay guy, the most painful thing is that the man he likes is not gay, but a straight guy, and he also likes a woman."

Xiao He: ... You seem to be very experienced?It seems that I have always underestimated you.

[The system becomes angry from embarrassment: Gun roll. 】

Xiao He: But I still can't agree.Lu Tingting's life will be in danger. The experience of the previous few times told me that Qi Xia, a lunatic, would really kill Lu Tingting.

[The system's brain suddenly came to a knot, and said in a strange tone: You seem to be very confident that Qi Xia will not kill you, obviously your death rate is much higher than that of Lu Tingting.And maybe you will be bombed/jumped or something, no matter how you look at it, you should be more worried about yourself. 】

Xiao He: ...

In the end, the system agreed to protect Lu Tingting closely and prevent her from getting hurt, so Xiao He agreed to his approach, and then Xiao He started chasing Lu Tingting.However, the way to pursue her is not too obvious. I just cooked her an extra meal and added an extra chicken leg to each meal ╮(╯▽╰)╭ In general, except for Qixia, no one felt that Xiao He was interested in Lu Tingting. interesting.The system is about to cry, is there someone who chases people like you?With an extra chicken leg for every meal, who would think you're chasing her?

Xiao He said that it is enough to pray for Xia Xin.

Qi Xiaxin didn't believe that the system didn't see it, but Xiao He felt it from the "swish" air-conditioning that Qi Xia gave off every time he looked at him these days.

Qixia crawled onto Xiao He's bed in the middle of the night, naked/naked/naked, and embraced Xiao He into her arms. Xiao He was startled by the touch of that smooth skin.Qi Xia hugged Xiao He and said, "Xiao He, do you like Lu Tingting or me?"

Xiao He spoke quickly, and said without thinking, "You." As soon as the words came out, he covered his mouth in panic, and the system couldn't wait to jump out and punch him hard.

The smile on the corners of Qi Xia's lips gradually increased, she took Xiao He's hand, and lightly licked his fingertips, her eyes shone like stars.He said very gently in Xiao He's ear, "You just said that you like me, I believe it. So if one day you dare to betray me, I will castrate you, and I will explode you/chrysanthemum and paint pepper The oily kind."

Xiao He immediately received a [-]-point mental crit.Boy, how could you use such a gentle tone, say such cruel words, castrate him, and explode him with chili oil, hey, did he dig your ancestral grave or slept with your wife in his previous life?

Xiao He struggled to death: "Brother, may I choose a dog leash?"

Qi Xia's pupils shrank suddenly when he heard what he said, and his hands holding Xiao He tightened, and Xiao He felt that his waist was purple from his pinch.

The color in Qi Xia's eyes was as hot as a flame, only reflecting Xiao He alone, he said hysterically: "No, you can only be mine, you must always look at me and be with me forever." Then he was weak again. Lying weakly on Xiao He's neck, he begged in a low voice, "So don't leave me, okay? I love you."

Xiao He sighed when he heard the words, but he couldn't say "good".He had no way to agree, as the system said, he was the opposite of Qi Xia, and he would rather reject him than deceive him.

Xiao He didn't say a word for a long time, and finally angered Qi Xia.Qi Xia's face was heavy, but his eyes were like two black swirls, and there seemed to be a mass of scarlet madness spreading in his eyes.He was extremely calm, but he looked a little abnormally calm.Xiao He felt his hair stand on end, as if he was being targeted by a cold poisonous snake.

Qixia's tone was as gentle as water waves under the moon, he said: "Who is that person?"

Xiao He still didn't speak.It should be said that he didn't know what he could say.

Qi Xia's bright red tongue slowly licked the corner of Xiao He's mouth, black swirls welled up in his affectionate eyes, and he said almost crazily, "Is it that woman? It doesn't matter, I will make her disappear."

"Everyone who tries to snatch you away. Just kill/death them all."

He grabbed Xiao He's arm and crushed it with a "click" before Xiao He recovered his senses.Xiao He screamed uncontrollably, tried to push Qi Xia away in a panic, and fled here.

Qi Xia sneered, and pressed down Xiao He's two legs with her lower/half/body, and moved her hands down.Xiao He's eyes widened in horror, and an ominous premonition welled up in his heart.

About to be blown/chrysanthemum?The one with chili oil?Don't, retribution shouldn't come so fast.

Qi Xia smiled and said: "If you dare to try to leave me, I will break your leg." As he spoke, he showed his cold teeth and bit Xiao He's exposed collarbone fiercely.

Hmm... The taste is as good as he imagined, comparable to dried fish.No, it's better than dried fish.

Otherwise, just eat the playful Hehe like this?Eat all the bones and blood.