I don't want to be sick anymore
Chapter 35 Red and Sick
"Why do you cook for those guys?" Qi Xia looked at Xiao He with envy, big and small food boxes.Qixia is his daughter-in-law, so she can only cook for him alone, and no one else can.
"It's not doing it every day, it's just to be polite, and it can also attract followers on my Weibo. You made it. I lost a lot of followers a few days ago. I almost terminated the contract with that kitchenware company." Xiao Hebian Pack up and say.In fact, he didn't want to do it either. Although the original chef is very good at cooking, it is still very laborious to cook so much food.However, since Lu Tingting ate a bowl of wontons he made last time, she went crazy and pestered him every day to feed them.Over time, the director and producer couldn't resist the temptation to eat a little bit. It was just for a taste, but they got out of control.
Thinking of this, Qi Xia also sighed.Unexpectedly, those guys don't even care about their own black/material for eating.It's disgusting, it was made by his wife, how could they eat it~ Qixia rolled on the ground angrily, her chubby white body was like a glutinous rice dumpling, and the stupid hair on her head was still dangling.
Xiao He kicked him lightly, "Hurry up and get dressed, we are going out." Although Qi Xia can become a human now, it can't be changed for too long, otherwise it will be sick for several days.Qi Xia rubbed against Xiao He's ankle, then quickly turned into a human and put on her clothes.
After sitting in the car, Xiao He gave Qi Xia a dumpling stuffed with celery and pork, and Qi Xia picked it up and ate it with bright eyes.However, although he ate very quickly, he ate very elegantly. After all, he had to maintain his image in front of his wife.Xiao He doesn't like celery, but Qi Xia likes it very much, and he has a perverted love for coriander.But when Xiao He saw the coriander, he avoided it.He couldn't imagine that there would be people in the world who would like coriander and celery, two hell-level and terrible foods.It's really unpalatable, even worse than traditional Chinese medicine.
Qixia likes the crunchy sound when he bites into celery, but he doesn't like too vegetarian ones, so Xiao He added some pork to him.Pork is not all lean, but a little fat, and oil and water will slowly soak out in your mouth when you eat it.
"Hehe, I love you." Qixia, who had finished her meal happily, was bubbling happily.
Xiao He rolled his eyes at him, "boring." But the corners of his mouth rose slightly.In fact, Qixia's favorability for him has already been full, but the system doesn't know where it died, and it hasn't issued the task yet.But that's fine, after all, the task of "dumping him hard" is too perverted.
As soon as she arrived at the set, Lu Tingting, who was wearing a pink coat, rushed towards Xiao He, "Why are you here?" Qi Xia raised one foot in disgust, and condescended to stand between Lu Tingting and Xiao He , reminding Lu Tingting to keep a distance from his wife.
Lu Tingting didn't care about it, and went straight to the point, "Hehe, I'm hungry, I want a meal."
It's extremely shameful that Qi Xia's face turned black, and she actually flirted with He He.And does she know how to be cute?Being cute is stupid in her, but cute in him.
Qixia's watery glasses fluttered and said to Xiao He: "Hehe, I'm hungry too, I want a meal~"
Xiao He had goosebumps.
Considering that there are quite a lot of people in the production team, they can't just feed director Lu Tingting and them, otherwise they will be gossiped, so Xiao He made more.There are fat beef rice, sesame oil chicken, sweet and sour pork ribs, and some dumplings.Considering that there would be too many people, Xiao He also brought a lot of rice, and when the time came, he would serve the particularly delicious sausage made by himself, and put a soft-boiled egg on the rice, so delicious that his tongue could fall off.
Qixia felt that she was hungry again.Hey, why is Hehe not willing to cook for him alone?I really want to lock him up, I really want to think about it.Lock him in a place only he knows, and then only the two of them will live forever, never separated.
Lu Tingting's eyes were full of tears after eating, humming, numb, delicious, help me.I feel like I'm going to die from the food this guy cooks.Lu Tingting snatched another chicken leg of sesame oil chicken, took a bite, and swallowed a big mouthful of rice with sausage slices, feeling like she was about to ascend to heaven.
I finally know what it means to be alive.I finally know what it means to act.Hehe, people live to meet you, to eat a bite of your cooking.While eating, Lu Tingting looked at Xiao He with green wolf eyes, she really wanted to die by this man's side.Lu Tingting stared at Xiao He while wolfing down her food, but Qi Xia gave her a sideways look, and she dodged in desperation.But when Qi Xia turned her head away, she started to stare at Xiao He viciously again, her eyes glowing green.
The others reacted similarly to Lu Tingting.Hey, how can there be such delicious food in the world, what kind of life did they live in the past?
While fighting the sesame oil chicken, the director secretly vowed in his heart that as long as there is a role in the future, he must find Xiao He to play it.Oh my god, it's so delicious, it's so delicious that he's so moved, it's the best thing I've ever eaten in my life, not one of them.
Xiao He thought that if he was the original owner, what else would he do? Why not cook? Sooner or later he would be a master chef, a god of cookery (?·??·?)??
But Qi Xia was extremely depressed.I really want to post a post to ask the majority of netizens, "What should I do if my wife cooks so delicious food?"
The night is seductive: the host is definitely showing off!Shame on showing off!
Dashi Broth: Shameful 1
Qianjin Lu Xiaoniu: Ask for pictures, no pictures, no truth.
Fly in the air: ask for a picture (?·??·?)??
……
Qi Xia quickly deleted that post, so he wouldn't be fooled.If a picture is posted, more people will like his wife's cooking, and then how can they break it with their own body?Hey, sometimes it is a sin for a wife to cook too much food.
In the end, the crew ate up all the food Xiao He brought, not even a little dregs left.Everyone who saw Xiao He was so moved that he was about to cry in the next second.Lu Tingting licked her finger, it was this paw that just took the sesame oil chicken, it was so delicious, I still want to eat it~
The director pretended to cough, and everyone realized that they still had to work as if they had just woken up from a dream.The male protagonist is a young fresh meat who is very popular recently. He was a little bit at odds with Xiao He. After all, Xiao He, a male third, is actually more handsome than him, and his little followers are all more handsome than him. It's annoying.But since eating Xiao He's meal today, the way he looks at Xiao He has changed.It turned out to be the flower of Gaoling, but now it is the shy and timid little daughter-in-law whose husband has been missing for many years, looking at him with a hint of love and sadness in her eyes.
"Brother He, why is your cooking so delicious?" Xiao Xianrou licked his lips.
Xiao He didn't know what to say, Xiao Xianrou said again: "I like you so much, Brother He, your cooking is really delicious."
"Get out." Qi Xia said coldly, then hugged Xiao He into his arms, "He is mine."
Xiao He was taken aback, this was a filming set, many people were watching, and Hua Guo was still very repulsive towards homosexuality itself.Unexpectedly, Xiao Xianrou did not have the contempt that Xiao He imagined, but looked at Qi Xia sadly, and said with envy and hatred, "Then you can eat the rice cooked by Brother He himself every day?"
"Of course." Qi Xia straightened her chest and nodded proudly.
Xiao He: "..."
In order to have another meal cooked by Xiao He, the director specially arranged the scene where the three males serve as the heroine's heart-to-heart bento until today.Xiao He wrapped the sushi there, cut the sushi beautifully, and then neatly placed them in the lunch box.The big brother of the photographer was drooling at the sight, and out of the psychology of the newspaper, he specially made a capitalized shot of the sushi.Delicious caviar, pink and tender fish fillets, verdant cucumbers, and the golden pair of seaweed and rice~ The photographer's resentment is all expressed through the lens, he must let the audience understand his current state this pain.
The screenwriter originally wrote about the heroine's birthday, and the male third cooked her a bowl of longevity noodles.But then I thought that I would not be hurt when cooking longevity noodles, and I would not be hurt, so how could the heroine feel distressed.Therefore, such a scene was added, when Xiao He was cutting the sushi, Qi Xia confessed his love at the side, and then Xiao He accidentally cut his hand in a panic.Once it is cut, it will make the heroine feel distressed.Then let the heroine severely reject the male third played by Xiao He, so that the audience can be aroused.Xiao He felt that this was simply a brain circuit with a weird style of painting, but he couldn't say anything about the seriousness of the screenwriter and director. (→_→In fact, I just want to trick you into making more, because there is not enough longevity noodles.)
"Okay, machines two and three are ready." With that said, the director made a start gesture to Xiao He.Xiao He is comfortable in front of the camera, wearing a blue mechanical cat apron, with fair and slender fingers, making a love bento for the goddess in his mind with elegant and natural movements.
At this time, his secretary, wearing black-rimmed glasses and a gray casual suit, walked in with long legs and a document.
"President."
"Huh?" Xiao He responded casually, all his mind still focused on the bento made for the goddess.
The cuffs of Qixia's white shirt were rolled up a few times, but the suit was meticulously dressed, with a capable and abstinent appearance. He rolled his Adam's apple, didn't say anything, and quietly watched his boss cook.
Xiao He didn't realize that his secretary was still waiting for him until he was done. He apologetically stuffed a piece of sushi into the other person's mouth, then threw one into his own, and asked with an approachable smile: "How does it taste? Look, can you pass the level?"
Qi Xia stared straight at his boss, and his boss avoided him with embarrassment, his fiery gaze seemed to melt everything.Qi Xia stretched out his hand, and his superior backed away in panic, but Qi Xia just reached out to help him remove a grain of rice stuck to the corner of his mouth.
Just as his boss breathed a sigh of relief, he ate the grain of rice under his disbelieving eyes.He took off his glasses, revealing a pair of shining eyes, licked/licked/the corner of his mouth meaningfully and said: "It tastes great."
The director was amazed watching the performance of these two people. Are they really just newcomers?With this acting skills, even the movie kings are believed.The only one who can stand side by side with him is Qi Xia who has passed away.Hey, Qixia is also jealous of talents.It was just when he was about to emerge that he left.
The assistant director was a little worried, "Director Liu, the script, isn't that written in the script?"
"I know, but I think they acted very well." Director Liu squinted his eyes and smoked a cigarette, blowing out a few smoke rings.
"Then do you want to cut this scene?" the assistant director hesitated.
"...Keep it."
"What if the review fails?"
Director Liu frowned, "It's not so strict, is it?" After thinking for a while, he took a deep breath on the cigarette, then threw the cigarette butt on the ground and crushed it with his feet, "Keep it for now, and we'll talk later."
"...Okay."
Qi Xia and Xiao He on the other side are still immersed in the plot.Xiao He was shocked, how dare this guy?There is no such paragraph in the script at all?But Qi Xia had a calm expression on his face, only the naughty smile in his azure eyes revealed his uneasy mood.
"It's not doing it every day, it's just to be polite, and it can also attract followers on my Weibo. You made it. I lost a lot of followers a few days ago. I almost terminated the contract with that kitchenware company." Xiao Hebian Pack up and say.In fact, he didn't want to do it either. Although the original chef is very good at cooking, it is still very laborious to cook so much food.However, since Lu Tingting ate a bowl of wontons he made last time, she went crazy and pestered him every day to feed them.Over time, the director and producer couldn't resist the temptation to eat a little bit. It was just for a taste, but they got out of control.
Thinking of this, Qi Xia also sighed.Unexpectedly, those guys don't even care about their own black/material for eating.It's disgusting, it was made by his wife, how could they eat it~ Qixia rolled on the ground angrily, her chubby white body was like a glutinous rice dumpling, and the stupid hair on her head was still dangling.
Xiao He kicked him lightly, "Hurry up and get dressed, we are going out." Although Qi Xia can become a human now, it can't be changed for too long, otherwise it will be sick for several days.Qi Xia rubbed against Xiao He's ankle, then quickly turned into a human and put on her clothes.
After sitting in the car, Xiao He gave Qi Xia a dumpling stuffed with celery and pork, and Qi Xia picked it up and ate it with bright eyes.However, although he ate very quickly, he ate very elegantly. After all, he had to maintain his image in front of his wife.Xiao He doesn't like celery, but Qi Xia likes it very much, and he has a perverted love for coriander.But when Xiao He saw the coriander, he avoided it.He couldn't imagine that there would be people in the world who would like coriander and celery, two hell-level and terrible foods.It's really unpalatable, even worse than traditional Chinese medicine.
Qixia likes the crunchy sound when he bites into celery, but he doesn't like too vegetarian ones, so Xiao He added some pork to him.Pork is not all lean, but a little fat, and oil and water will slowly soak out in your mouth when you eat it.
"Hehe, I love you." Qixia, who had finished her meal happily, was bubbling happily.
Xiao He rolled his eyes at him, "boring." But the corners of his mouth rose slightly.In fact, Qixia's favorability for him has already been full, but the system doesn't know where it died, and it hasn't issued the task yet.But that's fine, after all, the task of "dumping him hard" is too perverted.
As soon as she arrived at the set, Lu Tingting, who was wearing a pink coat, rushed towards Xiao He, "Why are you here?" Qi Xia raised one foot in disgust, and condescended to stand between Lu Tingting and Xiao He , reminding Lu Tingting to keep a distance from his wife.
Lu Tingting didn't care about it, and went straight to the point, "Hehe, I'm hungry, I want a meal."
It's extremely shameful that Qi Xia's face turned black, and she actually flirted with He He.And does she know how to be cute?Being cute is stupid in her, but cute in him.
Qixia's watery glasses fluttered and said to Xiao He: "Hehe, I'm hungry too, I want a meal~"
Xiao He had goosebumps.
Considering that there are quite a lot of people in the production team, they can't just feed director Lu Tingting and them, otherwise they will be gossiped, so Xiao He made more.There are fat beef rice, sesame oil chicken, sweet and sour pork ribs, and some dumplings.Considering that there would be too many people, Xiao He also brought a lot of rice, and when the time came, he would serve the particularly delicious sausage made by himself, and put a soft-boiled egg on the rice, so delicious that his tongue could fall off.
Qixia felt that she was hungry again.Hey, why is Hehe not willing to cook for him alone?I really want to lock him up, I really want to think about it.Lock him in a place only he knows, and then only the two of them will live forever, never separated.
Lu Tingting's eyes were full of tears after eating, humming, numb, delicious, help me.I feel like I'm going to die from the food this guy cooks.Lu Tingting snatched another chicken leg of sesame oil chicken, took a bite, and swallowed a big mouthful of rice with sausage slices, feeling like she was about to ascend to heaven.
I finally know what it means to be alive.I finally know what it means to act.Hehe, people live to meet you, to eat a bite of your cooking.While eating, Lu Tingting looked at Xiao He with green wolf eyes, she really wanted to die by this man's side.Lu Tingting stared at Xiao He while wolfing down her food, but Qi Xia gave her a sideways look, and she dodged in desperation.But when Qi Xia turned her head away, she started to stare at Xiao He viciously again, her eyes glowing green.
The others reacted similarly to Lu Tingting.Hey, how can there be such delicious food in the world, what kind of life did they live in the past?
While fighting the sesame oil chicken, the director secretly vowed in his heart that as long as there is a role in the future, he must find Xiao He to play it.Oh my god, it's so delicious, it's so delicious that he's so moved, it's the best thing I've ever eaten in my life, not one of them.
Xiao He thought that if he was the original owner, what else would he do? Why not cook? Sooner or later he would be a master chef, a god of cookery (?·??·?)??
But Qi Xia was extremely depressed.I really want to post a post to ask the majority of netizens, "What should I do if my wife cooks so delicious food?"
The night is seductive: the host is definitely showing off!Shame on showing off!
Dashi Broth: Shameful 1
Qianjin Lu Xiaoniu: Ask for pictures, no pictures, no truth.
Fly in the air: ask for a picture (?·??·?)??
……
Qi Xia quickly deleted that post, so he wouldn't be fooled.If a picture is posted, more people will like his wife's cooking, and then how can they break it with their own body?Hey, sometimes it is a sin for a wife to cook too much food.
In the end, the crew ate up all the food Xiao He brought, not even a little dregs left.Everyone who saw Xiao He was so moved that he was about to cry in the next second.Lu Tingting licked her finger, it was this paw that just took the sesame oil chicken, it was so delicious, I still want to eat it~
The director pretended to cough, and everyone realized that they still had to work as if they had just woken up from a dream.The male protagonist is a young fresh meat who is very popular recently. He was a little bit at odds with Xiao He. After all, Xiao He, a male third, is actually more handsome than him, and his little followers are all more handsome than him. It's annoying.But since eating Xiao He's meal today, the way he looks at Xiao He has changed.It turned out to be the flower of Gaoling, but now it is the shy and timid little daughter-in-law whose husband has been missing for many years, looking at him with a hint of love and sadness in her eyes.
"Brother He, why is your cooking so delicious?" Xiao Xianrou licked his lips.
Xiao He didn't know what to say, Xiao Xianrou said again: "I like you so much, Brother He, your cooking is really delicious."
"Get out." Qi Xia said coldly, then hugged Xiao He into his arms, "He is mine."
Xiao He was taken aback, this was a filming set, many people were watching, and Hua Guo was still very repulsive towards homosexuality itself.Unexpectedly, Xiao Xianrou did not have the contempt that Xiao He imagined, but looked at Qi Xia sadly, and said with envy and hatred, "Then you can eat the rice cooked by Brother He himself every day?"
"Of course." Qi Xia straightened her chest and nodded proudly.
Xiao He: "..."
In order to have another meal cooked by Xiao He, the director specially arranged the scene where the three males serve as the heroine's heart-to-heart bento until today.Xiao He wrapped the sushi there, cut the sushi beautifully, and then neatly placed them in the lunch box.The big brother of the photographer was drooling at the sight, and out of the psychology of the newspaper, he specially made a capitalized shot of the sushi.Delicious caviar, pink and tender fish fillets, verdant cucumbers, and the golden pair of seaweed and rice~ The photographer's resentment is all expressed through the lens, he must let the audience understand his current state this pain.
The screenwriter originally wrote about the heroine's birthday, and the male third cooked her a bowl of longevity noodles.But then I thought that I would not be hurt when cooking longevity noodles, and I would not be hurt, so how could the heroine feel distressed.Therefore, such a scene was added, when Xiao He was cutting the sushi, Qi Xia confessed his love at the side, and then Xiao He accidentally cut his hand in a panic.Once it is cut, it will make the heroine feel distressed.Then let the heroine severely reject the male third played by Xiao He, so that the audience can be aroused.Xiao He felt that this was simply a brain circuit with a weird style of painting, but he couldn't say anything about the seriousness of the screenwriter and director. (→_→In fact, I just want to trick you into making more, because there is not enough longevity noodles.)
"Okay, machines two and three are ready." With that said, the director made a start gesture to Xiao He.Xiao He is comfortable in front of the camera, wearing a blue mechanical cat apron, with fair and slender fingers, making a love bento for the goddess in his mind with elegant and natural movements.
At this time, his secretary, wearing black-rimmed glasses and a gray casual suit, walked in with long legs and a document.
"President."
"Huh?" Xiao He responded casually, all his mind still focused on the bento made for the goddess.
The cuffs of Qixia's white shirt were rolled up a few times, but the suit was meticulously dressed, with a capable and abstinent appearance. He rolled his Adam's apple, didn't say anything, and quietly watched his boss cook.
Xiao He didn't realize that his secretary was still waiting for him until he was done. He apologetically stuffed a piece of sushi into the other person's mouth, then threw one into his own, and asked with an approachable smile: "How does it taste? Look, can you pass the level?"
Qi Xia stared straight at his boss, and his boss avoided him with embarrassment, his fiery gaze seemed to melt everything.Qi Xia stretched out his hand, and his superior backed away in panic, but Qi Xia just reached out to help him remove a grain of rice stuck to the corner of his mouth.
Just as his boss breathed a sigh of relief, he ate the grain of rice under his disbelieving eyes.He took off his glasses, revealing a pair of shining eyes, licked/licked/the corner of his mouth meaningfully and said: "It tastes great."
The director was amazed watching the performance of these two people. Are they really just newcomers?With this acting skills, even the movie kings are believed.The only one who can stand side by side with him is Qi Xia who has passed away.Hey, Qixia is also jealous of talents.It was just when he was about to emerge that he left.
The assistant director was a little worried, "Director Liu, the script, isn't that written in the script?"
"I know, but I think they acted very well." Director Liu squinted his eyes and smoked a cigarette, blowing out a few smoke rings.
"Then do you want to cut this scene?" the assistant director hesitated.
"...Keep it."
"What if the review fails?"
Director Liu frowned, "It's not so strict, is it?" After thinking for a while, he took a deep breath on the cigarette, then threw the cigarette butt on the ground and crushed it with his feet, "Keep it for now, and we'll talk later."
"...Okay."
Qi Xia and Xiao He on the other side are still immersed in the plot.Xiao He was shocked, how dare this guy?There is no such paragraph in the script at all?But Qi Xia had a calm expression on his face, only the naughty smile in his azure eyes revealed his uneasy mood.
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