[Comprehensive martial arts] My little fairy

Ren Lao looks to Ren Ren.

Ren Yuan said: "You mean to sign? Is there anything else to say? If so, blink twice; no, blink once."

Tang Baoniu blinked twice.

"Okay, don't play tricks, otherwise, I will goug out your eyes."

He loosened the soft band around Tang Baoniu's mouth, and allowed the fingers of one hand to move.

"Don't commit suicide," Ren Yuan stared at his mouth and five fingers, and warned again: "If you bite your tongue, I will knock out all your teeth, and if you move your hand, I will chop off your fingers."

Tang Baoniu was actually very obedient, look at the "Confession".After reading it, he didn't say a word, but obediently marked his signature.After that, he obediently put down his pen, and obediently watched the hard work as if facing a formidable enemy.He is so obedient and obedient, but it makes me feel a little embarrassed to work hard.

"What?" Ren Lao asked, "Don't you have something to say?"

"Yes." Tang Baoniu said calmly.

"Then tell me." Ren Lao was still staring at his mouth, in case he would bite off his own tongue.

"Really?" Tang Baoniu glanced at Fang Henshao.

"Say what you want," Ren Lao gave Fang Henshao a look, "Are you afraid that he will do something to you?"

"Okay, let me say" Tang Baoniu was always very hesitant: "..."

His voice was very low, and he couldn't hear clearly despite his hard work, so he moved closer, but he was still very wary and cautious.

"I……"

"what?"

"I... oh... you..." Tang Baoniu seemed to be slurring his speech because of his muzzle.

"Speak boldly and speak louder!"

Tang Baoniu suddenly roared like thunder: "I! Love! You!"

Both of them were shocked, and their faces changed face to face, Tang Baoniu burst out laughing.Fang Hen seldom listened, even though his mouth was strangled, he smiled with winks.

Tang Baoniu's evil taste, every time he said this sentence in an impossible situation, in an impossible atmosphere, and in an impossible situation, it scared everyone who heard it.

Ren Lao took the "criminal letter" in one hand, and saw that Tang Baoniu, who was in charge, had written a few thick, fat and messy characters: "I love XX your ancestors for twenty-eight generations!"

As soon as Ren Lao stretched out his hand, he touched Tang Baoniu's dumb acupoint, and Ren Yuan also blocked Tang Baoniu's only moving hand.Ren Lao was already furious and wanted to punish Tang Baoniu severely, but Ren Yuan stopped him: "Don't follow his will."

"Teach him a lesson." Ren Lao said, "Knock out a few of his teeth, and cut off two or three fingers."

"No, Master Xiang wants him to be complete. The more complete he is, the better for us." Ren Yuan said, "You remember that the 'Desolate King' angered us back then, and we learned a little lesson. In the end, Mr. Zhuge borrowed us Abusing the name of lynching and assigning the 'Desolate King' to the Ministry of Criminal Justice, we took advantage of this to keep him, so it was inconvenient for us to use the killer again, which made him easier. This time the matter is serious, how can we make such a critical mistake again !"

"Yes! You are right!" Although Ren Lao is at least 40 years older than Ren Yuan, he has always treated this young man with respect and obedience. Zi Li went under the knife to show some affection and anger, so that they would die badly."

Ren Yuan smiled faintly, his smile was like a fleeting image: "To deal with them, you don't have to stay until that time." Ren Yuan flicked his fingertips gracefully, "I still have 'Sixteen Calcium'."

"Sixteen Calcium!" Ren Lao's eyes lit up immediately, "That is a miraculous feat that hurts one's internal organs so badly that Hua Tuo will never be able to return to heaven even if he is reborn, but it can't be seen from the outside at all! "

Ren Yuan smiled sinisterly: "It was originally prepared for that 'little medical fairy', let's see if that 'medical fairy' can heal me well. Now, let these two have a taste first."

Ren Lao blinked at Tang Fang and the other two: "Junior Brother will go out in person this time and show off his skills. Bao Zhun will teach you to broaden your horizons."

Ren Yuan tsk-tsk loudly, admiring the "experimental product" in his hand.He walked around Tang Baoniu and Fang Henshao with his hands behind his back, seemingly hesitating, and muttered to himself: "Who should be tested first? Tell me, who should taste the sweetness first? "

After a while, he stretched his legs and kicked Fang Heshao: "Take you? You are thinner." After a while, he twisted Tang Baoniu's ears with his hands: "It's you, you are bigger."

Finally, he made up his mind and said: "Why don't we all come together, and let you be a pair of winged birds!"

As he spoke, he slowly pushed out both palms together, stretching towards two rather strange acupoints, using the palm technique of "Sixteen Calcium".This kind of palm force is not to make people die, but to make people useless, to become a living dead person who is worthless even if he lives.

"Don't kill!" A thunderous voice seemed to explode in my ears.

After looking at Ren Lao and Ren Yuan, he knew that it was Shu Wuxi, the most popular first-class guard with swords in front of the imperial court, and at the same time, he also understood that this Shu Wuxi was related to the death of "Shenhou Mansion".

"Lord Shu, how dare we kill these two court criminals privately!" Ren Lao said with a smile, licking his face.

Shu Wuxi let out a hey: "I hate people who use torture and mutilate suspects in private the most. Abuse of torture is as despicable as a beast!" He pointed at Ren's double punishment, and angrily said: "It's you scum, I'm here today! Guard here, and no one will abuse lynching!"

"Yes." Ren Yan said softly, "With you always guarding and protecting, none of us would dare to defy the law. It's just that you protect and watch, but don't leave people alone. You know, the emperor has issued an imperial decree to behead them and bring them to justice. Mr. Shu stares at them and prevents the criminals from escaping. It is reasonable both in public and in private. But don't do it out of love and justice. What if it happens. Our senior brothers don’t dare to bear the blame, and we can’t bear it anymore.”

Shu Wuxi suddenly raised his head and stared.The eyes burst into sharp sharpness, making Ren Lao take a step back involuntarily.He grabbed the lapel of Ren Yuan's clothes, lifted him up, and then said word by word: "Listen to me: don't teach me less!" Zhituo, Longba, and Ye Shenyou are all guarding outside. How much can I, Shu Wuxi, change my tricks? I only forbid killing and injuring others, but I will never let them go and save them. You two scum of the Criminal Department, don’t Worry about it for me!"

Ren Yuan, who had his feet pulled off the ground, neither complained nor complained, nor was he panicked. He still had a shy smile on his face, and said with a soft smile, "It's good that Mr. Shu understands."

After the two of them had worked hard and complained, Shu Wuxi squeezed out a piece of snack wrapped in translucent glutinous rice paper from his arms, broke the two halves and brought them under the noses of the two: "Suck hard."

The two knew that Shu Wuxi belonged to Mr. Zhuge's party, and they themselves were eager to die quickly, so they didn't even hesitate and took a deep breath.

Ren's double punishment rushed back like a gust of wind, and Shu Wuxi threw the snack into his mouth in front of the two of them and chewed loudly: "What? It's rare for me to let my childlike innocence come into play, you two also want to join in the fun ?”

Under the hard-working gaze, Shu Wuxi swallowed his snacks and said.

Since they could eat it, there would be no problem. The two of them went up to check and checked Tang Fang and the other with a playful smile, and went out again after confirming that there was nothing wrong.

Tang Fang and Tang Fang were very curious, Shu Wuxi said in ant language: "Don't ask me, I don't know, just be obedient. Don't wish to die, we will wait until tomorrow to discuss the big things."

Tang Baoniu was still waiting to ask, but Fang Henshao had already said: "Let's end it first, so as to save those brothers from sacrifice, why not?"

Shu Wuxi spat: "Grandma, you only think of yourself! You only have one side of your head! If you die, do you think they will make a show? They will still escort your corpse to the execution ground. At that time, your brothers and friends If you don't know what to do, you will continue to fight one after another, wouldn't you die more unjustly?"

Tang Baoniu's forehead was dripping with cold sweat, Fang Henshao thought for a moment and said: "If we die, if you spread the news, you will be able to eliminate a calamity involving brothers and sisters."

Shu Wuxi smiled, and said calmly: "It's a pity that I was under surveillance as soon as I came here. Before your heads landed tomorrow, I can't leave without permission. Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll be decapitated one step earlier than you .To be honest, I also wanted to send a message for you, but even if I said this, I was eavesdropped by them."

Tang Baoniu said worriedly: "Then, does it matter? Aren't they using this to punish you?"

"It's strange if you don't rectify it!" Shu Wuxi laughed, "However, I'm used to being in the officialdom, so I'm not afraid of this! Besides, isn't it just in line with the boss's intentions to persuade you not to die? If you want to accuse me, It’s nothing if you can’t find it anywhere.”

Shu Wuxi reached into his bosom again, and took out a fan with a broken bone: "Let's see, is this yours?"

On the back of the fan are written the words "cannibalistic firework", which is exactly Fang Henshao's.Shu Wuxi said: "Anyway, it's broken, it can't be used as a weapon, so I'll leave you something you love."

Fang Henshao took it with some emotion, and said solemnly, "Thank you very much."

Shu Wuxi handed it to him, touched his nose with one hand: "Don't worry, there will be times when you scold me."

At the same time Fang Henshao took over the fan, Shu Wuxi quickly tapped his fingertips on his arm, and said in his mouth, "I'll be watching outside, you guys should sleep well and have a good time tonight. You're not dead yet, It’s better not to die; even if you go to a dead end, isn’t there a saying that you can survive from a dead end.”

After speaking, he strode outside.

Tang Baoniu didn't know why, but Shu Wuxi's words dispelled the idea of ​​suicide.Turning around and seeing Fang Henshao's shocked face, he couldn't help asking, "What's wrong with you?"

Fang Henshao smiled wryly: "Don't touch me, my arm can't stand it now... What's the matter..."

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The author has something to say: In the original book, Tang Baoniu married Zhu Xiaoyao with a joke "I love you", and Zhu Xiaoyao also lost his life to Tang Baoniu because of this sentence...

It's gone today.Candy tomorrow... uh... candy...