[Comprehensive martial arts] My little fairy

The author has something to say: Warning for citing the original work, there are not many original works.

Baye Zhuang.

"Old Tang."

"Ok?"

"In this life, we can live happily, right?"

"The prime minister and the emperor have suffered from us all. We have beaten the worst people in the world and saved the best people with our fists. We did not live in vain, and at least we did not live unhappy!"

"Yes, it should be a sentence."

"What?"

"—to die without regret."

"Yes, as long as you can live happily, you will have no regrets in death."

"In this case," Fang Hen Shao smiled, "Let's die!"

Tang Baoniu was startled, touched his big nose, and said with a sad smile: "Dead?!"

He had always thought that he was taller, bolder, tenacious, and vigorous than Fang Henshao, a frivolous scholar, and it should be his duty to treat death as home, but this time it was Fang Henshao who first proposed it.

He felt very stunned and a little "ashamed".

Fang Hen said: "What do you think of our situation now?"

"I was caught, like two pigs waiting to be slaughtered. It's just that your skin is thinner, and mine is thicker."

"However, to be honest, although our brothers have been arrested, how are we treated?"

"Treatment? Hey, in good conscience, except that we can't move, we are served like uncles. We have been wandering in the rivers and lakes for these years, but we have never enjoyed this kind of blessing."

Since the two of them were arrested, apart from the acupoints being tapped and they couldn't move, there was no difficulty in the rest, and it could even be called a courtesy.Not to mention the delivery of good wine and food, they even applied medicine to their wounds and changed into clean clothes.

Fang Hen said: "Just think about it, who did we beat up just now?"

"Emperor Lao Tzu, son of a turtle named Cai!" Tang Baoniu said proudly.

"After beating these two people who are number one and number two in the world, our brother can still live like this. Is there such a cheap thing in the world?"

"what do you mean--?"

"I mean you still don't understand?"

"What do you mean by hesitating! You're in trouble! Say what you have to say, and let go of your fart!"

"If you give courtesy to others, you must have something to ask for, let alone a courtesy to a prisoner, and this gift is given by Cai Jing, an old dog. Think about it, if you are the emperor, or I am the emperor, you and I will let it go. Wouldn't it be good to rectify it after a beating?"

"You mean they have other plans? What can we find for him? Money or money, power or power, but there is one thing—"

"I'm afraid they want more than our lives. We are bait, and they treat us well, so they must put a long line and catch big fish."

"Then, the big fish is Su..."

Fang Henshao didn't speak this time, just nodded silently.

Tang Baoniu also calmed down, and after a long while, he smiled dryly and said, "Dafang, you are right, in this life, we will live happily ever after, and there is no need to be a dead man and let your brother suffer Someone grabbed and stabbed that person. Don’t you think so?”

"Yes." Fang Henshao's voice was as thin as a mosquito.

"What's wrong?" Tang Baoniu asked back: "Are you afraid of dying?"

Fang Hen said: "Frankly speaking, I want to live."

"you……!"

"How wonderful it is to be alive. To be alive, so many fun things can happen, so many feelings, with such a good friend like you, and... If I don't have to die, I will never die. People treat death as home, I would rather turn into a turtle than die."

"Then you'd rather be a shrinking turtle?!"

"It's okay to be a tortoise, at least you can live, and it's good to be alive. However, reading the sage books taught me: 'Friendship' should be emphasized among friends. After many years of walking in the rivers and lakes, I have only learned one sentence: Be loyal. If you die, If my brothers are involved and many friends are involved, and it is of no benefit to me, then I might as well just die happily."

Hearing what Fang Henshao said, Tang Baoniu couldn't help but lowered his head and clenched his fists.

"That's right, I really want to live," Fang Henshao murmured, "but if I have to hurt many good people to live, I don't want to live anymore, just die."

Tang Baoniu fell silent.

"What about you?" Fang Hen Shao asked leisurely but also in despair.

Still no answer.

"What's wrong with you?" He found Tang Baoniu sobbing. "You are a manly man. If you don't bark and howl like a tiger, you have to bark and howl like a wolf, but what's the point of crying like a cat?! You're still a man, you?!"

When he said this, Tang Baoniu burst into tears instead, crying like he was pinching his heart and lungs, and wanted to wipe his tears and snot with Fang Henshao's clean shirt sleeves, but he failed because of the restricted acupoints.

Fang Henshao was very annoyed, afraid that the liquid mixed with tears or snot would drip on his body: "Crying father and mother, if you don't dare to die, just pull it down. If you don't die, I will die myself..."

"I really don't want to die..." Tang Baoniu was still crying. "When I eat every day, I have this thought: How good it is to have food. When I often see beautiful women, I always think: How good it is to see beautiful women. When I fight with people and knock them down, I always think Save yourself: I'm still alive. But now I want to die...I want to kill myself...I don't want to die...Everything will be gone after death..."

"It's no wonder that ants are greedy for life..." Fang Hen Shao sighed, "If you don't want to die, then don't die."

"I don't want to die," Tang Baoniu said sadly, "but I have to die. Even you die because you don't betray your friend, but I can't die for your friend. How can there be such a reason in the world?"

"you……"

"What? You look down on me and think I really don't dare to die? There are many people in the world who are afraid of death! I, Tang Baoniu, am one! Difficulty is the only way to die since ancient times, and I have even risked death, so there is nothing to be afraid of!"

"I……"

"What about you, me, me, I thought I was a sissy enough, it seems that you are much more mother-in-law than me!"

"I underestimated you. I thought you were greedy for life and afraid of death, and retreated!"

"Death, I am terribly afraid; life, I am also terribly greedy. However, if I lose my loyalty and drag myself out to survive, what friends will I, Juxia Tang, have if I live? What's the point of living if I don't have friends and brothers who look down on me? Why don't I live?" Die early and die early, and you will be a man if you are happy, and you will live up to your righteousness and shame, and you will be more enjoyable than a god!"

Fang Hen said: "I just saw you crying so loudly, I thought you..."

"I learned how to cry from Zhang Tan. He said that he would rather shed tears than bleed. Over the years, I have learned from him. I yell when I have something to do, and cry when I am sad." Tang Baoniu said: "His The method is effective. I cried this time, and my heart is much happier!"

Fang Henshao was stunned for a while, and then said briefly: "But I don't know what happened to Heitantou and Xiao Shitou?"

Tang Baoniu also understood: "Little Shitou must be on the list, and Cai Jing probably has to deal with Heitantou."

"I don't know if that eldest lady... can think of me higher after knowing what I did."

Tang Baoniu also fell into deep thought: "If that person thinks highly of you, she will think highly of me too. If she thinks highly of me, Zhu Xiaoyao will think of me higher too, right? I know she has prepared quite a few The handkerchiefs are given to others, but you said that after we die, will she remember to leave one for me?"

"More than that! Maybe I will shed some tears for you." Fang Henshao's eyes lit up: it was not the light of hope, but a desire to die, "What are we waiting for?"

"Yes, what are we waiting for?" Tang Baoniu said resolutely. "Let's die while we can!"

Although they can't move, they can't hurt others, and they can't even hurt themselves easily, but they can still talk and cry.That is, they could at least bite off their tongues to die.

Their will has been firm, and their will to die has been determined.

Unexpectedly, with a "bang", the cover net of the vent was shaken up, and two figures entered the "computer room" with a "swish".

Tang Baoniu and Fang Henshao thought that the rescuers had arrived, but later they realized that it was Ren Lao and Ren Ren who sneaked in suddenly.

As soon as the two came in, Tang Baoniu and Fang Henshao couldn't die.I can't die even if I want to die.

The two put soft bands on their mouths so that their teeth could not bite their tongues at all.Then I was satisfied, and said with a sneer to the person who completely lost the ability to resist, move, and struggle:

"You can't die now, can you?"

"We listened to everything you said. This vent is also the communication port. We will listen to whatever you say."

"You guessed it right, we don't kill you, we don't punish you, the reason is to keep you intact, so that your loyal brothers and friends can come to rescue you, and we just wait to catch them all."

"As for this Tang Sanzang, he went to prison last time and failed to keep you and Zhang Tan together. This time, there is no 'little doctor fairy' or 'little doctor god' who can protect you. I Is it interesting enough for you to see Heitantou and other guys who worked for you die for you one by one, so that you will die?"

"If you don't want to die, there is only one way."

"Road."

"Here is a confession, you can sign it and put it down, then you can save the dog's life."

"As for what's written in it, anyway, it's the truth, so it's okay to say it. It shows that Su Mengzhen was the one who ordered you to kill the emperor and the prime minister. At the same time, Wang Xiaoshi also acted, and the 'Shenhou Mansion' also knew about it. That's all."

"If you don't want your heads to fall tomorrow, you have to sign this confession."

"It's useless if you don't sign. Anyway, once you are put on the execution ground, Su Mengzhen will definitely come to rescue you. As soon as they appear, they will die. I just don't know if the old guy from the 'Shenhou Mansion' can hold Wang Xiaoshi down." But even if you hold it down, it doesn't matter if you don't save the two of you. We will detain you for you, and after your heads fall, sooner or later you will settle with the people of the 'Shenhou Mansion'."

"No matter how tough you are, you are still flesh and blood. If you can't bear the pain of flesh and blood, you should obey your orders as soon as possible and admit it! This way we will save some trouble and you will suffer less."

"How? You have no better choice."

Hardworking and resentful, Fang Heshao and Tang Baoniu, who are willing to be slaughtered, are like two hungry people looking at two roasted chickens, and they are so excited that they can't hide their fierce and wolf looks in their eyes.

Tang Baoniu looked at the "confession" and said vaguely, "Let go of me, I'll sign it."