my husband is not human

After eating, Chiba took Zhong Yuanzhong and went straight to the commercial street. First, he bought a complete set of laundry pants and pajamas, and when Zhong Yuanzhong didn't notice, he went straight to Fatty district.

"By the way, what size are you wearing, Chuya?"

Pointing to the various fat times hanging on the wall, Chiba looked down at Chuya Nakahara in the shopping cart, and asked if Chuya Nakahara could smoke all over without changing his face.

"Do you want flat-angled or triangular? Are there any requirements for the color?"

While talking, she also stretched out her hand to try to take down a hanging box containing fat times. The dark cloth and white fingers formed two extremes under the light, with a kind of feeling that made people feel hot all over. strange astringency.

Wait a minute, Chiba, you're a girl, so don't do it directly!

Nakahara Chuya's pupils shrank suddenly, the whole ball jumped subconsciously, and the villain in his heart shouted loudly.

stop!Stop it now! ! !

"Ok?"

Chiba looked suspiciously at Chuya Nakahara, who jumped out of the shopping cart and almost fell to the ground before refloating, and asked back.

"what happened?"

You still ask what's wrong!

Nakahara Zhong also stabilized his body in front of Chiba, controlling the strength of the pen to write so hard that it almost pierced the back of the paper.

[I will do this myself! ]

Even if he is just a ball now, it would be shameful for the girl to buy him something like a fat times!What's more, the other party asked him what size he was wearing as openly as a normal person...

Isn't that the only one who is shy!

Thinking of this, Nakahara Chuya's gaze became firmer.

[Chiba, you go out first, I'll take it myself! ]

"Isn't it? Anyway, don't I still have to read it after I take it out? And I have to wash it again when I get home."

Chiba looked back at the nervous Nakahara Chuya with a blank gaze, not understanding why the other party was acting like this suddenly.

It's not like she didn't have a human/half-human form in the past, so she's very proficient at buying underwear and underwear, not to mention that there are many differences between human beings and human beings in breaking shame, many things like horns on people's bodies It's their sensitive point. Other clothes don't matter, even if they don't wear them.

So even if discussing this kind of matter in an open and honest manner, Chiba would not feel that there is anything to be shy about.

Isn't it just shopping for clothes?Isn't fat times also a kind of clothing?

But it's different now than at home!

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at Chiba, who really didn't think there was anything he couldn't see. The whole ball was like an ostrich running in the sand, and he wanted to bury his head in the sand as a shame. exist.

Although it's very boring to go home, but now it's in a shop full of people coming and going!It's just... that's it! ! !

Nakahara, who was in shame, also wanted to explain, but felt that Panji and Chiba on the shelf on the left seemed to be invisible existences, so they could only blink their eyes and move on the shelf on the other side.

Then, something new appeared on the paper.

[Anyway, Chiba, you... no, turn around. ]

Writing such words almost in frustration, Nakahara Chuya tilted his body, but his eyes secretly aimed at the other party like a guilty conscience.

Anyway, it feels better if you don't watch it.

"Um... well."

Chiba didn't insist either, she turned around following Nakahara Chuya's wishes, and even moved a few steps to the side thoughtfully to keep herself away from the men's fat sub-area.

Looking at Chiba's back, Nakahara finally heaved a sigh of relief, and the whole ball nodded downward vividly.

Alright, the next step is to grab it and go!

Flying to the edge of the shelf, Zhong Yuanzhong also quickly scanned the instructions on it, grabbed a few keywords and controlled a few boxes containing fat times to quickly stuff them into the shopping cart.

He raised his head and looked around. The moment his eyes touched Chiba's back again, he lowered his head again, and stuffed Fatty into the bottom of the shopping cart to cover up, before raising his head again. Also close to Chiba.

poke-

"Ok?"

Chiba turned around and looked at Nakahara Chuya, who had returned to normal and indicated that he could leave, then glanced at the shopping cart (of course, Nakahara Chuya blocked it), and then pushed the shopping cart and left.

It's not on the top, so it's at the bottom?So Chuya is actually... shy?

The two walked around in the supermarket, and after a while, they bought all the things they needed. Qianye rushed all the way to the cashier and lined up behind.

"I bought a lot of things today, and I will ask Zhongye for help later."

There is absolutely no way for Chiba to take back the things in the shopping cart easily, but at this time, Chuya Nakahara plays a very important role.

He can easily carry the shopping bag all the way home with his abilities!No longer afraid of buying rice oil noodles and not being able to move back!

Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded as usual.

[I know……]

Just halfway through the writing, his whole ball suddenly shook, and a certain sense of familiarity that just happened yesterday quickly spread throughout his body, causing him to instantly open his eyes wide in fright, and jumped up like a cat whose hair has exploded.

How can it be!Why so fast this time!

"Chung Ye?"

Seeing Chuya Nakahara, who was obviously not quite right, Chiba was about to ask, when he saw a piece of paper stuck in his hand, and the other party also disappeared into the corner of the wall with a red light like a shooting star.

Chiba was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly had a bad premonition.

No, no way!

She swallowed hard, and her involuntarily stiffened neck made a clicking sound as she lowered her head like an aging robot.

There are only a few words on the paper that flew into consecutive characters due to haste.

[Public toilet]

Oh shit, don't let your bad premonition come true

Chiba's fingertips holding the paper turned white, thinking expressionlessly.

Is it really like Chuya said there will be a while?Obviously, he just changed back yesterday, and he will become a human again before 24 hours.

How do you feel that the other party is framing you?Could it be that the curse will be lifted in a few days and then it will be in human form forever?

Why do I suddenly feel a little unwilling to find someone and want to turn around and pretend not to know him?

"Ugh."

After thinking about it, Chiba still sighed silently, then grabbed the shopping cart, left the checkout line and ran towards the public toilet.

When he came to the door, Qianye was in trouble again.

"I can't... I'll just go into the men's bathroom... right?"

She looked at the straight roads on both sides of the man on the left and the woman on the right, and at the direction of the men's room where an old man had just entered, and felt that she might not have the courage to bravely break into the men's room.

Just to die for!

She really didn't want to break in!Not to mention the old man who went in just now, who knows how many people are in the men's room now!

Qianye crouched down a little bit, with a broken sob from his mouth.

But what else can be done?What else can I do?Is it possible to stop a man casually and say that there is a naked/man in the toilet, please help me get a piece of clothing for this naked/man?

What a shame!You will definitely be questioned and then called the police on the spot!

At the same time, Zhong Yuanzhong in the toilet already felt very bad.

There is no mobile phone or communication tool, and the whole person is still/body/naked/naked trapped in the toilet cubicle.

If it wasn't for the door, he probably wouldn't have knocked out everyone in the toilet on the spot to ensure that he wouldn't die of excessive shame.

This is completely different from soaking in hot springs and bathing halls!Being naked/dressed/bodied in the restroom of the mall will definitely be taken as a statement!

"Calm down, Chiba will be back later."

Mr. Muttered, even keeping his body in the air so as not to step on the cold ground, his ears keenly paying attention to the movement outside.

Well, a person came in, his steps... heavy and slow, no.

Sure enough, the man entered the next compartment.

Nakahara Zhong also continued to wait expressionlessly.

... No, wait!

Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly thought of something, and grabbed his hair with one hand in a breakdown.

This is the men's room, the men's room!How did Chiba get in here! ! !

no no no!How could it be possible to let Chiba in!How could a girl like her enter such a place?It's impossible to think about it!

but……

Involuntarily, Nakahara Zhong also remembered Chiba's usual indifferent expression when he bought the fat times.

Speaking of which... the world is full of people outside... Could it be that they don't care so much about gender?

no no no!Chuya Nakahara, what are you thinking! ! !

I don't know how long it took to be anxious and counting seconds like years, and Nakahara finally heard Chiba's voice outside.

"Master, I want to inquire about something."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

"Master, I want to ask who else is in the men's room. I... my classmate ran away with diarrhea before. I don't know where he went. I bought him new pants and I was in a hurry, so I want to ask."

Central Plains Chuya:! ! !

No!Wait a moment!Chiba, what are you going to do! ! !

"Student, let me ask you later."

The old man's trembling voice sounded at the same time, accompanied by a burst of heavy footsteps, and he yelled out a resounding voice that was not at all like that of an old man.

"Is there any little classmate with his pants down?"

The sound was deafening, as if the whole building was shaking.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also suspected that everyone in the shopping building had heard this sentence, and he couldn't help but close his eyes in despair, wishing he could shrink into a ball immediately, and it would be better to turn back into a ball directly.

Why, why is this he/mother!Should I say it's a good thing I didn't say my name? ! !

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