man don't play with me

four:

Yang Sa carefully planned the future, and set the four words 'stay away from the hero' as the ultimate goal, and planned to implement it deeply into his future life.

However, the author's article does not describe the role of Yang Lifeng very much, so Yang Sa now knows that he is good-looking, his academic performance is sloppy, and he is the illegitimate son of the president of a bombing company, but because the president's father does not agree with him. Therefore, he never recognized his ancestors and returned to his ancestors, but lived alone, he didn't know anything about it.

But it's good to know that.

——At least he has no so-called relatives, so he doesn't have to worry about being exposed.

No...Since when I just crossed over, I found that my preferences and the arrangement of things were the same as before the crossing, then this Yang Lifeng is almost the same as me...Even if there are relatives, as long as you are true to yourself , If you don't reveal that you know the plot, then there must be no problem.

Thinking of these, Yang Sa felt that the whole person was much more beautiful.

A class at the university lasts about two hours. Yang Sa sits in the penultimate row and plays with her mobile phone for two hours. She has been logging into her author background, hahaha while reading readers' messages.

Therefore, Yang Sa experienced the idiom that extreme joy begets sorrow.

Although the teachers in the university are very loose in the management of the students, seeing the students not listening carefully, they usually just turn a blind eye and close their eyes, but today, the teacher in this class is obviously in a bad mood. Yang Sa still This kind of performance made the students laugh so much that even the students sitting in the first row couldn't help but look back. Even if he sat in the back, it made the teacher feel like a 'shit', and suddenly got angry. , So Yang Sa got up to answer the question.

Yang Sa was dumbfounded...

He didn't listen to what the teacher said just now.

The teacher also knew that Yang Sa couldn't answer, so he didn't need to give Yang Sa any time, so he snorted coldly: "You students, you don't listen well on weekdays, and every time you wait for a surprise review a week before the exam, right? What's the point of letting you go to college like this? You are here to learn knowledge, not to waste time. You are the pillars and flowers of the motherland, but now you are ruining your youth... blah blah blah..."

Yang Sa: "..."

Yang Sa stood dumbfounded and listened to the teacher's lecture.

When school was over, the classmate sitting in front of Yang Sa immediately turned his head, smiled at Yang Sa, then glanced at the male lead sitting behind Yang Sa, and asked in a low voice, "Are you and Han Chenyu having trouble?"

Yang Sa just wanted to ask who Han Chenyu was, but suddenly remembered who had the best relationship with Yang Lifeng in the original text, so he instantly understood what this student was asking, and quickly smiled: "No, what's wrong?"

The classmate snorted: "Then why didn't he secretly tell you the answer today?"

Hearing this, Yang Sa was also stunned.

Indeed, in the novel of the Great God, the relationship between Yang Lifeng and the hero is very good, so much so that Yang Lifeng has a lot of messes that the hero helped to clean up. When she dared to show up and begged the male lead for help, the male lead accompanied the woman to have an abortion.

During the abortion period, the boyfriend who supported Yang Lifeng's girlfriend was also seen by the hero's girlfriend, and the girlfriend made a big fuss because of this...Of course, why did the girlfriend appear in the hospital by such a coincidence at that time? Got it.

And this time...

Why didn't the male protagonist help to make a phone call, but watched the show by the side! ?

This is not scientific!

Yang Sa suddenly felt that the whole person was not well, he turned his head, and couldn't help but look at the hero with accusing eyes.

Unexpectedly, Han Chenyu just smiled lightly: "I didn't listen either."

A certain guy believes in Han Chenyu's words. After all, in the original book, Han Chenyu never told a lie—he also suffered a lot for not telling lies, so Yang Sa nodded immediately: "Understood." I understand, let me just say, if you knew, how could you not tell me..."

Han Chenyu didn't answer, but continued to smile.

The two went to the cafeteria after class.

In real life, the university cafeteria where Yang Sa lived was so unpalatable. At first, Yang Sa thought that this was just a novel, and the food should be improved, at least so that people could eat it before coming back. Only words.

Yes, only words.

For example, if you ordered tomato scrambled eggs, there are no red tomatoes and no yellow eggs. There are only four words: tomato scrambled eggs.

What the hell! ! !

Does this world have to be so imperfect! ! !Can you imagine that there is no food on an exquisite plate, only four tragic phenomena in bold and bold?While Yang Sa was staring at the plate and kept complaining about the dish in his heart, Han Chenyu who was sitting opposite Yang Sa asked, "Why don't you eat it?"

Yang Sa: "..." How the hell do you eat... When I went to the supermarket, the shelves inside were full of normal food, okay? The things I bought were also normal. Eating has nothing to do with the real world. Is the difference okay... Why does this school cafeteria look so magical...

Yang Sa stared at the dish in front of him.

Han Chenyu showed a smile: "What? Don't you think it's delicious?"

"...No, you can eat first, I suddenly feel a little sick to my stomach." After speaking, Yang Sa covered his stomach and stared at the hero.

The male protagonist didn't ask too many questions, but picked up an unknown object with his chopsticks.

Why do you say it is an unknown object... because it is a mosaic at all!

what the hell! ! !

Yang Sa felt that he couldn't bear it anymore!Open your eyes!in reality!face to face!Watching a person put a mosaic of chopsticks into his mouth!It is really very subtle! ...Yang Sa stared at the male protagonist who was eating, and felt that he didn't want to eat in a short time.

With a bitter face, Yang Sa expressed that he missed the food stored in the dormitory...

When the male protagonist finally finished his meal, Yang Sa dragged the male protagonist back to the dormitory as if fleeing, then opened the cabinets and drawers, looked at his food storage, and found that they were all in a normal state and seemed to be edible , was a sigh of relief... Nibbling on a pack of biscuits, Yang Sa sat down in front of the computer.

Han Chenyu looked at Yang Sa: "Does your stomach hurt anymore?"

Yang Sa: "...Yeah, I find it hard to swallow the food in the cafeteria."

Han Chenyu smiled.

Yang Sa didn't talk too much about this issue with the male lead. He opened the website, but didn't want to change a word, just read the messages one by one—he had been flipping through them for several days.

After the end of the world, everyone has no electricity, so they definitely won’t read novels anymore, so Yang Sa thinks that it’s useless to write more. It’s better to give yourself a few days off, and the income from your backstage can be withdrawn. Because when it really comes to the end of the world, the world must be in chaos, money is no longer the most important thing, plunder is the kingly way, and from then on, Huaguo will also start a period of rule based on strength.

After posting in a daze for a while, after eating the biscuits in his hand, Yang Sa clicked on the ranking list, found some more serious post-apocalyptic articles and began to read them.

Hey, I don’t know, I’m surprised by the comparison...

In other people's post-apocalyptic novels, the male protagonist is all kinds of tricks from the beginning, all the way to accept girls, all the way to level up, no matter how bad he is, he also succeeds in slapping the face all the way. Even if there are many things that don't go well at the beginning, he will let those who owe him The people who regret it... But what about the Dashen family?Turning to look at the male protagonist who was washing clothes, Yang Sa: "..."

Well, barely considered hardworking and loving cleanliness?

This is useful!

After the male protagonist finished washing his clothes, he came to find Yang Sa when he was bored. Seeing that he was reading an article about the end of the world, his eyes sank involuntarily.He put his hand on Yang Sa's shoulder, and asked indifferently: "I remember that the type you liked to watch before was not like this."

Yang Sa made a haha: "The taste has changed in the past two days, so I want to find other types." After speaking, Yang Sa closed the interface of the post-apocalyptic literature, and in order to hide the male lead's eyes and ears, he clicked on it casually. A chapter of an article, and then looking at the screen full of um, ah, ah, and prohibited words... I was stunned.

The point is not the prohibited words, nor is it ahhhh...

Rather, it seems that this is * *'s text!

Looking at the descriptions of all kinds of genitals flying around on the screen, and the appearance of a man being overwhelmed by three other men, Yang Sa... couldn't help swallowing.

Someone patted on the shoulder, Yang Sa shivered suddenly, and then the male lead laughed and said: "Your scope of research is quite wide."

Yang Sa: "..."

Yang Sa couldn't help stretching out his Erkang hand to the male lead who turned away - this was just an accident, let me explain...

But this article looks pretty good... Well, let's save it...

As the sky gradually darkened, Yang Sa was a little restless, turning his head to look at the male lead who was reading a book from time to time, feeling a little embarrassed, he hesitated for a long time before starting to find other topics, intending to cover up all the previous things.

The dormitory where Yang Sa lives is a four-person room, which is quite big, but it pays more than the six-person room. As an illegitimate child, Yang Lifeng has nothing but a lot of money... Yang Sa looked at the other two vacancies in the dormitory, Remembering that he didn't seem to see them all this time, he asked, "Where are the other two?"

The male protagonist glanced at Yang Sa: "I don't know, I probably went out to play."

"Oh oh oh."

After that, the two of them had nothing to say.

Yang Sa: "..."

There is no way, Yang Sa can only continue to play with his computer, but he dare not read novels anymore.

When the door was closed at 10:30, the two classmates in the same dormitory did not come back, but boys, there were many cases of sleeping outside, and Yang Sa didn't care. He just got ready to go to bed after scalding his feet. When he was taking off his clothes and changing into his pajamas, he suddenly heard the male lead say coolly and domineeringly: "Go and get me a pot of hot water."

"Oh oh oh." Yang Sa quickly changed into her pajamas, and went out carrying the hero's footbath.

When fetching water with the hot water card, Yang Sa felt something was wrong as he watched the hot water flowing...

Mom, why should I fetch water for you!

Who am I to scold you!How dare you order me like this!My mom wouldn't dare talk to me like that!

But... why am I so obedient?

Yang Sa thought for a while, and felt that the hero should have seen such an embarrassing scene during the day, and he felt very sorry... Well, it must be like this, it is definitely not my problem!

Yang Sa put the footwashing water in front of Han Chenyu in a not very beautiful mood, because the movement was too big, the water splashed a little.

Then, someone awkwardly went to bed and stayed there.

Han Chenyu looked at Yang Sa, and said softly: "Don't be angry, I mainly asked you to fetch water for me because I injured my foot two days ago."

Injured foot?Yang Sa pricked up his ears.

If this is the case, then it’s okay to help yourself, after all, it’s the male lead, who suffered so much in the later stage... Well, I should just treat myself as a good person and a good deed... So Yang Sa said: "It's okay, I should I did it... I can help you wash your feet tomorrow!"

Han Chenyu smiled.

When she closed her eyes and was about to sleep, Yang Sa finally felt something different.

——When I went out to class today, Yaya's feet were obviously normal!Can you walk faster than yourself?

Hurt your wool! ! !