Insect Simulation Master [Comprehensive Martial Arts]

Finally realizing that the voice behind her was somewhat familiar, Xiao Yu'er turned her head with a look of seeing a ghost.

I saw Lin Xiaoxiao was holding his shoulder with one hand and an oil lamp in the other, standing leisurely behind him.

A cool breeze blows from the vent at the top corner of the stone chamber.

The air vent is not big at all, and it is very hidden. After being cut open by Lin Xiaoxiao, it is the size that a person can barely get in and out. I can see a square inch, but I didn't notice anything wrong on the top.

And the cool wind that successfully tricked Xiao Yu'er came from here.

Rao is such a smart person as Xiao Yu'er, who suddenly felt the cool breeze and heard faint voices coming from a stone room that he subconsciously believed to be closed and unoccupied, so he was naturally afraid.After all, no matter how smart he is, he is still a teenager.

"why you?!"

"Is it my fault?"

Lin Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows in surprise.

"Could it be that you want to see evil spirits more? Hey, it looks like you're scared to death on the surface, but you're actually looking forward to it in your heart!"

For a moment, Xiao Yu'er's frightened face suddenly turned into shock and embarrassment,

In the current situation, if he never imagined that he was cheated, then Xiao Yu'er would be the biggest fool in the world!

He, the villainous little Yu'er, was tricked by someone!

Xiao Yu'er said viciously.

"Which eye of yours sees me scared the shit out of me?"

Lin Xiaoxiao hooked her lips and smiled.

"All 48 eyes here can see."

48 eyes?

Xiao Yu'er swept across the skeletons in this room, there were 23 in total.When Lin Xiaoxiao said this, he only felt that the black eye sockets of those skeletons were looking at him silently.

He rubbed his arms and gave Lin Xiaoxiao a fierce look.

"You're the strangest woman I've ever seen. It's not scary at all to talk about these things in this ghost place, and you're not afraid that they will come to play with you in the middle of the night?!"

"Don't be afraid, I have a good relationship with them. I just promised them that if they bless me and let me find the exit smoothly, I will send them to the ground."

Lin Xiaoxiao chuckled.

"As soon as I finished speaking, they sent you two here. It seems that I have reached a friendly consensus with them."

Xiao Yu'er's face turned green, what do you mean you brought the two of them here?As a woman, don't talk so scary, okay? !

But soon, he wanted to understand one thing.

"You said before that you knew the exit, but now you say you are looking for it? I think you must know something about this underground palace, but not all. Don't you?"

He flashed a smug smile.He didn't wait for Lin Xiaoxiao's reply, because he knew what he said was right.

"So I'm looking for the right way, you see, I can find the exit without you."

"Indeed."

Lin Xiaoxiao followed outside with an oil lamp.

"I'm a little puzzled. This is not a good place to come in. Where did the two of you escape Xiao Mimi's eyes and ears and get in here?"

Just as she was speaking, she walked out of the stone room and went to another room. There was nothing here, it was empty, only exquisite winches of different sizes and materials.

Of course, the house itself was peculiar enough, because it had eight walls, all of which were made of different materials: stone walls, wood walls, earth walls, gold walls, silver walls, copper walls, iron walls, and tin walls. [Note 1] And there are exactly eight large and small winches, and they are also made of these eight different materials.

Lin Xiaoxiao's door just came out was opened on the stone wall, and she noticed that someone had pulled a hole in the top of the wooden wall.

"Where did you come in, and where does it lead to?"

When Lin Xiaoxiao asked how they got in, Xiao Yu'er's expression froze. Although he didn't care about the matter itself, he didn't want to be laughed at by Lin Xiaoxiao!

He said with a look of indifference.

"I'll come in as you came in, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you, go away, go away, I still have to find an exit."

At this time, Ai Ai, who was a teenager, approached, looking like a doormat, how could he see how fiercely he and Xiao Yu'er pulled each other's hind legs in the stone room before.

"We came in by climbing the tunnel I made."

Lin Xiaoxiao was surprised.

"Did you use the tunnel? Under Xiao Mimi's nose?"

Xiao Yu'er was in a hurry, but still pretended not to care.

"You want to listen to this guy? Let me tell you, don't look at him as a bully, this guy is not a good person. I almost fell into his hands before."

"is it?"

Lin Xiaoxiao smiled.

"Then I want to hear it even more. How do you plot against each other and drag each other down? Let me be happy when you tell it."

Xiao Yu'er gritted her teeth: This woman is really gloating and doesn't hide it at all!

The boy was also taken aback for a moment, then spoke in a timid whisper.

Then Lin Xiaoxiao heard how an inspirational young man opened another passage in the unyielding cesspit during the year he was caught by Xiao Mimi, was threatened by Xiao Yuer, and took him into the tunnel together, and then inadvertently discovered of this space.

This is a very interesting story. Just by imagining it, Lin Xiaoxiao is a little bit overwhelmed. She looked at the two teenagers in front of her with admiration, and she backed up while admiring.

"Sure enough, true warriors dare to face the bleak life. [Note 2] Don't be sad. Although your body is dirty, your strong will is moving! By the way, what's your name here?"

"Jiang Yulang."

Lin Xiaoxiao said with a deep face.

"Jiang Yulang? Well, it sounds like a clean and good name."

Jiang Yulang: ...I didn't feel comforted.

Xiao Yu'er knew this would be the result, and saw Lin Xiaoxiao who was about to retreat to the wall.

"We didn't jump directly into the cesspit, what kind of eyes are you looking at? We didn't touch any dirt!"

Seeing that Lin Xiaoxiao was silent, he stared.

"You do not believe?"

Lin Xiaoxiao saw that Xiao Yuer was no longer smiling, and felt that her actions might have hurt the young man's self-esteem a little bit, so she nodded decisively.

"I believe, of course I believe, fish soaked in water every day is definitely the cleanest!"

Xiao Yuer snorted coldly.

"Then you come closer to me."

Lin Xiaoxiao: "... Cough, let's study where the exit is. These winches must have an exit. Which one do you think is better to turn first?"

Xiao Yu'er didn't speak, but just stared at her angrily.

But who is Lin Xiaoxiao? She turned her head to look at Jiang Yulang calmly.

"Come on, which one do you think is better to drive?"

Jiang Yulang spoke in a low voice.

"It's not good, I'm not lucky. If I make a mistake, I might open some hidden weapon."

"It's bad luck... It's okay, I don't blame you if you choose the wrong one, you can choose with confidence."

Lin Xiaoxiao thought for a while and said generously.

Xiao Yuer snorted coldly.

"You, a woman, are very smart when you shouldn't be smart, but you are not smart at all when you should be smart."

Jiang Yulang seemed to hang his head sadly, but this cowardly appearance was just a disguise. It has been a year since he was captured by Mimi Xiao. Chamber of Secrets, it can be said that he is the most curious of the three.

And he is not deaf, so he naturally heard what Xiao Yuer said before, Xiao Yuer said that this is the strangest woman he has ever seen.

And the voice of this person from the beginning can also clearly be heard to be a woman's voice. The voice before was probably deliberately lowered and disguised.

What is a woman doing to sneak into Xiao Mimi's underground palace deliberately?

Anyway, he definitely didn't come here to be Xiao Mimi's man after being seduced by Xiao Mimi.

Judging by her appearance, she seems to know something about this place.

There must be a reason for a person to work hard to do something.

Coupled with such an underground palace, skeletons that have died for decades in the stone room, and several other walls with different materials, it is hard not to remind people of treasures.

Jiang Yulang's breathing was slightly rapid for a moment.But then he quickly adjusted the emotion on his face, and raised his finger cautiously.

"Then how about this gold one?"

"Good choice."

Lin Xiaoxiao praised Jiang Yulang, but when Jiang Yulang thought she was going to turn the golden winch, she decisively turned the iron winch farthest from the gold winch.

Suddenly, a portal appeared in the iron wall.

I don't know if it was an illusion, but the three of them just felt that it was chilly inside.

In that iron room, there were two people standing in the center.Or two skeletons.And it's still two skeletons who are killing each other.

They stood there with one hand on each other's chest and one on each other's neck.

Lin Xiaoxiao looked at it and said with emotion.

"It seems that your luck is really not very good."

Jiang Yulang had a heart attack.He lowered his head and muttered softly.

"But...but you didn't choose gold."

"I'm not thinking that you are unlucky, so choose the other way around."

Lin Xiaoxiao frowned.

"Who knew that your luck was so bad, God predicted my prediction."

Seeing Jiang Yulang deflated, Xiao Yu'er immediately felt relieved.

"Haha, do you think you can get good from her by pretending to be pitiful? She is the most irritating woman I have ever seen. Your tricks are of no use to her."

Jiang Yulang glanced at him, didn't speak, and followed Lin Xiaoxiao a few steps forward.

Xiao Yu'er saw his thoughts and sneered in his heart, this guy wants to take advantage of Lin Xiaoxiao?It was a good show to watch.

This is a study room. Besides the two skeletons, there are five low tables with many books on them.

Xiao Yuer flipped through it curiously, and was shocked all of a sudden, because these are all profound martial arts cheats!

Seeing that his expression was different, Jiang Yulang hurried to another low table to look around, his eyes were filled with greed.

There really is a baby here!

Lin Xiaoxiao flipped through it, and saw that it was full of obscure classical Chinese. She could see it, but the relationship between her and these words was basically at the level of seven aunts and eight aunts who could only meet once every few years. They seemed to know each other. Actually unfamiliar.

【System~Tonger~TongTong~】

Lin Xiaoxiao's sticky voice was disgusting and disgusted by the strength of the system.

[Generally speaking, as a game system, it should not interfere with the player's game experience...]

【dad! 】

Lin Xiaoxiao interrupted the system's rejection, and instantly stunned the system.But she still thought that one sentence was not enough, and after realizing that the system was sluggish, she quickly added a few more sentences.

【dad!dad!dad! 】

The system went from dazed to shy: Do all human beings recognize their father in such a random way?It's still just a minor, it's embarrassing to make it up!

It hesitated to speak.

[This... is generally not allowed...]

Lin Xiaoxiao sang affectionately.

【My old father, my dearest person~】

[Of course, it is not impossible to have two general situations. 】

The system answered immediately.

Xiao Yu'er, who was reading a book, raised his head due to the noise, and looked at Lin Xiaoxiao with disgust.

"Are you fanning the flames with priceless cheats?"

"What do you know, I call it Quantum Fluctuation Speed ​​Reading Method."

Lin Xiaoxiao flipped through the book without raising her head, and the pages were turned with a crash, making one wonder if she could see the words.

The language used in the cheat book was extremely concise and obscure, and there were not many pages in one book with pictures, so she changed another one in the blink of an eye.

After flipping through all the books randomly, she put the last book on the table.

"Okay, we should go."

Jiang Yulang was reluctant to leave, and Xiao Yu'er was also reluctant to leave, but Xiao Mimi was still looking for them, so it was not good to stay here for too long under such circumstances.

Xiao Yu'er looked at Lin Xiaoxiao.

"How many books do you have with you?"

"Not interested in."

Lin Xiaoxiao strode out without looking back, as if she really had no interest in these cheats.

As soon as she left, Xiao Yu'er and Jiang Yulang's eyes immediately focused on those martial arts cheats.

Jiang Yulang said tentatively.

"Why don't we bring a few books with us?"

The little fish laughed.

"You have a good idea. These are all mine, not yours."

Jiang Yulang immediately became angry.

"Why is it only yours? We found it together."

Xiao Yuer twitched.

"Just because you can't beat me."

Jiang Yulang clenched his fists and began to reason in a good voice.

"Xiao Mimi is still looking for us, why is it a grasshopper tied to a thread now, if you fight with me, I'm afraid it won't be good?"

"Of course it wasn't great when it was just the two of us, but now there are three of us."

"You're so sure she'll help you, your relationship doesn't look good."

Jiang Yulang's words were a bit hypocritical, he was not sure about the relationship between Xiao Yu'er and that woman, but for the sake of the secret, he still chose to give it a try.

Xiao Yuer shook his finger.

"I have a good relationship with her. I have a relationship of 31 coins with her!"

Lin Xiaoxiao reminded decisively outside.

"It's 41 texts."

Xiao Yu'er's face froze, and he realized that the ten renminbi added later was his punishment for running away.He snorted.

"understood!"

Then he looked at Jiang Yulang.

"You have also seen that this woman is very stingy. As long as I don't pay back the money for a day, she will never let me die. Then I have to let you die."

Jiang Yulang's fist clenched tighter and tighter, but finally he suddenly relaxed, bowing his head and saying.

"I... I have always regarded you as my elder brother."

What he said was extremely sincere, but Xiao Yu'er just laughed.

When the two came out, Lin Xiaoxiao asked Jiang Yulang to choose another one.

After a cup of tea, the capstans were turned, several, and inside the golden gate was a hill of treasure, and in the tin gate was poison, a row of poison on a shelf.

The Tongmen are countless weapons, each of which can be called a magic weapon.Among them are some lost hidden weapons.

After seeing this, Xiao Yu'er became more and more curious about the owner of this underground palace. What kind of person has the ability to build such a luxurious underground palace?

But don't say it's Xiao Mimi, that woman definitely doesn't have such ability.

This problem was solved when the silver door was opened.

The man tricked five masters into wanting to create a unique cheat book. On the day he finished the cheat book, he poisoned those five masters and killed the wives brought by the five masters. poison.

Because his wife is the survivor of his extermination.

Conspiracy and revenge are always common in Jianghu.

Lin Xiaoxiao stared at the two corpses in the room. The poisoned wine made them look like they were alive. One was a beautiful woman. Everything was written down.

And the other is a heroic man.

Lin Xiaoxiao looked at the beautiful woman, and then at the paper that said that the man had the habit of not sleeping with others, and never shared the bed with her. Can't help but snort.

There is something wrong with this man's designation, there is such a beautiful daughter-in-law who has different rooms every day?What a waste of money!

No, such a man can have a wife?What a crime!

She despised the man for a while, and suddenly heard Jiang Yulang say.

"do not move."

Jiang Yulang's face was flushed with excitement, and what he was holding in his hand was the Heavenly Jue Di Mie Bone Needle. This is a top hidden weapon that has been lost. No matter how good your martial arts skills are, there is no way to survive against this!

He is very happy now, because as long as he kills the two in front of him, all the treasures and martial arts cheats in this underground palace will be his.

As long as he becomes number one in the world, what is Xiao Mimi afraid of? !

"Who are you telling to stay still, us or her?"

Lin Xiaoxiao chuckled.

she he?

Both Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yu'er were stunned for a moment, and then a pleasant smile came.

"Young Master Lin has already discovered me, why didn't you tell me?"

Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yuer looked around suddenly, they only felt a beautiful figure flash by, and Jiang Yulang suddenly felt a touch of cold on the back of his neck.

Jiang Yulang, whose face was flushed with excitement just now, suddenly turned pale.

"You are a good boy, you should know what to do at this time, right? Hurry up and give me those life-threatening things in your hands, you little man, it's not a good thing to take these things."

Xiao Mimi's coquettish voice was no less than that of a ghost to Jiang Yulang's ears, and he immediately changed back to the timid and well-behaved Jiang Yulang, motionless like a dull log.

At the same time, Xiao Mimi looked at Lin Xiaoxiao and the others, and smiled coquettishly.

"It's best for you not to move. If you behave better, maybe I can spare your life."

As a result, before she finished speaking, Lin Xiaoxiao moved. She suddenly lifted the back collar of the heroic man in front of her, and threw it over with a swish.Due to the effect of the toxin, the man's corpse was not only lifelike, but also as hard as a big rock, and the power of hitting it like this was astonishing.

Even Mimi Xiao was shocked by the sudden impact.

Which normal person would beat someone with someone else's corpse!

She froze for a moment, Jiang Yulang ran away immediately, Lin Xiaoxiao kicked his hand, and the tube with countless bone-penetrating nails flew into the air immediately.

Xiao Mimi was startled, and quickly flew to grab it, and Lin Xiaoxiao waved her hand.

"what!"

The victory or defeat was only in an instant, Xiao Mimi screamed, and stood in a corner of the room, a deep gash appeared on her arm, dripping with blood.

But the pipe was divided into two halves in the air, rolled to the ground, completely useless, its incision was neat, as if cut by a sharp weapon.Xiao Mimi looked at Lin Xiaoxiao in horror. If she hadn't flashed so fast just now, her hand would have been cut in two like this hidden weapon!

Lin Xiaoxiao raised her right hand and blew, and smiled friendlyly at Xiao Mimi.

"You can move if you want, but... I will cut whatever you want."

Xiao Mimi forced a smile.

"Mr. Lin, I don't know that you are so good at punching and kicking. Aren't you a swordsman?"

She really couldn't figure out why it was so strange to fight with such a standard swordsman attire, throwing corpses and slashing people at the same time!

"Swordsman? Why did you say I was a swordsman?"

Lin Xiaoxiao was puzzled for a moment, then suddenly realized.

"Oh, that sword, I just use it to look good."

Is it just because it looks good? !

Mimi Xiao gritted her teeth angrily. From the very beginning when she followed them and discovered Mr. Lin was a woman, she began to be angry at this man's deceit, but she didn't expect that there was nothing fake about this man from beginning to end!

"Young Master Lin..."

"I thought you already knew I was a woman?"

Xiao Mimi smiled stiffly.

"Miss Lin, I offended you because I didn't know Taishan with my eyes. You don't remember the mistakes of villains, why don't you just let me go?"

Lin Xiaoxiao smirked.

"Let you go, let you take revenge in the future?"

"No, no, Miss Lin, your martial arts are world-class, and you convinced me to lose with just one move. How dare I?"

Xiao Mimi hurriedly touted a few words

Just like what Xiao Yuer said before, Xiao Mimi is really good at talking, even if the words are a little false, but when she says it out of her mouth, coupled with her adoring eyes, it seems that it can't be true anymore.

Lin Xiaoxiao showed a hint of emotion, and dragged out her voice.

"is it?"

"Yes!"

Xiao Mimi saw that there was a door, and quickly praised Lin Xiaoxiao a few more times, boasting that there is nothing in the sky and nothing on earth.

Lin Xiaoxiao nodded again and again.

"You're right."

Xiao Mimi's eyes showed surprise, but Lin Xiaoxiao immediately changed her indifferent face.

"But I don't believe it."

Xiao Mimi was so angry that she almost didn't come up.With five fingers forming claws, he suddenly attacked Lin Xiaoxiao.Going to fight to the death.

She has a mind and eyes, and her light work is extremely fast. She deliberately avoided Lin Xiaoxiao's hands and harassed her several times. Although she didn't hurt Lin Xiaoxiao, Lin Xiaoxiao didn't hurt her either.

She felt that she had found Lin Xiaoxiao's weakness, and the desire for wealth and cheats suddenly appeared in her eyes.Her eyeballs rolled.

"Your martial arts are really good, but it seems that your qinggong is not good. My qinggong is just very good. And this underground palace is my territory, and only I know how to get out. Why don't we cooperate, we will split half of the fortune... "

"Not interested in."

Lin Xiaoxiao spoke impatiently, and raised her hand to chop Xiao Mimi, but Xiao Mimi avoided it with a sneer.

"I've already figured out your martial arts skills, you can't beat... ah!"

With a loud bang, Xiao Mimi was smashed to the ground, a man's foot was held in Lin Xiaoxiao's hand, and the man's head hit Xiao Mimi's head hard.And Xiao Mimi's forehead, which hit the ground, was bleeding suddenly, and she passed out.

Lin Xiaoxiao snorted coldly: "There's so much nonsense."

Because of the toxin, the man's body was as stiff as a wooden stick. Lin Xiaoxiao casually placed the body against the wall.It was as if what she was holding was not a corpse, but a mace.

Facing Xiao Yuer & Jiang Yulang, who Lin Xiaoxiao is holding other people's corpses and smashing people: ...

Jiang Yulang stared at all this dumbfounded. He was imprisoned by Xiao Mimi for a year, and he only thought that this woman was unfathomable, she was simply a terrifying female monster, but now she was defeated by this woman in a few strokes!

Although... this way of defeating is a bit...

"How about it, do you regret it?"

Xiao Yu'er was actually a little surprised. After all, even though he was born in the Valley of the Wicked, he had never done such a thing. Of course, this did not prevent him from being proud of Jiang Yulang.

Lin Xiaoxiao heard the movement over there, and looked over subconsciously.

But from Jiang Yulang's point of view, Lin Xiaoxiao's indifferent eyes were full of murderous intent, as if he would take that man to him at any time!