Insect Simulation Master [Comprehensive Martial Arts]

"You...cough cough, why are you here?!"

Still wearing a pair of men's clothes, becoming Xiao Mimi's Shi Laozi Queen? !

When he left the Valley of the Wicked, his uncles didn't say that Xiao Mimi eats all men and women!

Xiao Yu'er, who was eloquent just now, is now stuttering, looking at Lin Xiaoxiao dumbfounded.A stomach full of questions turned over and over again.

Xiao Mimi looked at this and then at that.

"You two know each other?"

"I once bought him from a Jiangyang thief, but he not only refused to pay back the money, but also ran away a few days ago. I didn't expect to see him here."

Lin Xiaoxiao looks at Xiao Mimi.

"This kid is very slippery, he ran away accidentally, how did you catch him?"

Mimi Xiao chuckled.

"I went out today to find out where the pearls and emeralds came from, and I found a group of people. They also came to look for those treasures. I followed them. They were a bit smart, and finally found them.

guess what?Those treasures are above us. There is a cave on the cliff to the east, which cannot reach the sky or the ground. There are three people and an empty box in it.

Among the three people, there is this little slicker, and the other two are very interesting, one is Shen Qinghong, the chief escort who was famous on both sides of the Yellow River at the time, and the other is the fruit offering god in the twelve astrology.Everyone in the world thought they were dead, but they didn't expect them to have lived in a cave for so many years.

The other two died, and this little cunning guy was handsome and sweet, so I brought them back.Are you jealous? "

She looked at Lin Xiaoxiao with a pair of winking eyes, and her eyes were full of temptation.

Lin Xiaoxiao just said coldly.

"You killed them."

"Who? The group of people who found the treasure, or Shen Qinghong and God Xianguo?"

Mimi Xiao shook her head.

"I never kill people, you are not allowed to talk nonsense."

Xiao Yu'er said from the side.

"It's true that you didn't do anything to them, but you deliberately tampered with the rope, deceiving Lord Xianguo and Shen Qinghong."

A rope that was hung on the edge of the cliff and was used to climb up was tampered with. What would the person who grabbed the rope not do? He thought, it must be like a big watermelon falling from a high place and smashing into pieces with a bang.

"You little slicker, you didn't say anything before, why are you fighting for those two again now?"

Xiao Yuer looked at Lin Xiaoxiao and said loudly.

"Because I'm jealous, you keep saying that I'm good-looking, and you're about to be fascinated by me, how come you turned around and it's another concubine and the queen?

Not to mention anything else, this person and I are totally at odds with each other. If you want her to be the queen, I will feel uncomfortable.

How can she be as handsome as me, as strong as me, and even her personality is impossible to get along with you. If you don’t believe me, she turns cold when she hears that you have killed a few people. How will she live in the future? have to go down? "

Xiao Mimi also took a look at Lin Xiaoxiao.Said to Xiao Yu'er.

"Then how are you doing?"

"Of course I will be the queen, and she will be the imperial concubine. Seeing her pretending to be arrogant, you can tell that you haven't succeeded yet, right? I have some means for this matter. As long as you let me be the queen, within three days, I will be able to do it." Help you treat her submissively. How about it?"

Xiao Yu'er's words were resounding, and his eyes were proud and malicious.

He seems to have agreed to join Xiao Mimi's harem by default, and he is quite adaptable to this environment, and actively uses this environment to prepare to add obstacles to his enemies.

Xiao Mimi enjoys this feeling, and she is fascinated by the feeling that a man has to cling to please her for the sake of power.She saw clearly the evil thoughts hidden in Xiao Yu'er, and thought proudly and disdainfully in her heart, she really is a little cunning, very smart, but in the end she is too tender.I haven't learned to hide my thoughts any deeper.

She turned her head slightly and looked at Lin Xiaoxiao meaningfully.

"What do you think, Mr. Lin?"

"I don't think so."

Lin Xiaoxiao spoke with a cold face.

"I really like you very much, and I really want you to be my queen, Mr. Lin."

Xiao Mimi showed a trace of regret on her face.

"I know, I lied to you and trapped you here, but love is such a thing, there are not so many right and wrong, isn't it good that you and I live happily together in this underground palace? As long as If you want, I am yours. Here, except me, everyone else will obey you."

Lin Xiaoxiao glanced at her indifferently and didn't speak.I am very disgusted.

Just this broken place, and the underground palace?Just these people, still a queen?The old-fashioned village chief in her previous life managed more people than this.

Don't ask her to thank you for this kind of child's housework, she is busy laying tiles on the Great Wall!

There was a trace of dissatisfaction in Xiao Mimi's eyes. After all, she is not without arrogance. No matter how good-looking this man is, if he rejects her again and again, she will inevitably feel unhappy.

If others had treated her like this, they would have died long ago, but...

Xiao Mimi looked at the face of bullying Saixue, and couldn't help but sigh, it's so pretty, although it's not manly, but it's like exquisite white porcelain, so beautiful that she couldn't help but want to have it.

"Since that's the case, then Mr. Lin will be handed over to you. If you succeed in three days, you will be my queen."

Xiao Mimi looked at her nails, and whispered to Xiao Yu'er.

She didn't really believe Xiao Yu'er's words, she just wanted to let the boy next to her know that in this underground palace, she was the queen, and if she wanted to live a good life, she had to please her.If she was repeatedly rejected, then as long as she said a word, that person would become the target of bullying.

She regards Xiao Yu'er as a tool to make the boy realize the reality.

Since he wanted sex, Xiao Yuer took advantage of the situation and asked Xiao Mimi to leave, saying that Xiao Mimi would not be distressed later and affect him.

Xiao Mimi glanced at Xiao Yu'er with a half-smile, twisted her body and got up.

"Okay, but you mustn't torment people badly, or I'll be looking for you."

Her round and white fingertips touched Xiao Yu'er's chest, and Xiao Yu'er grabbed her hand and scratched her palm.

"I'm going to be jealous if you care about her so much in front of me."

Xiao Mimi was tickled, she retracted her hand with a smile, and cast a reproachful glance at Xiao Yu'er.

"Don't close the door tonight, I'll come to you at night."

After speaking, she left the room with a gust of fragrant wind.Only the little fish shivered.

But this strangeness just passed by, and soon he turned to snort coldly, and spoke to Lin Xiaoxiao proudly while closing the door.

"Unexpectedly, Feng Shui turns around. When you came to my house this year, you bought me because you bought me, and you beat and scolded me. Now that you are in my hands, you'd better be honest, otherwise don't blame me for being too ruthless."

He closed the door very casually, he just pushed it, but it seemed that the force was not enough, the door was not closed, and there was a gap.

Lin Xiaoxiao sat drinking tea without looking at him.

Xiao Yu'er said with a loud voice.

"I'm talking to you, and you still dare to ignore me?"

Lin Xiaoxiao was finally willing to see him.

Xiao Yu'er was overjoyed, and quickly said another sentence at the top of his voice.

"I advise you not to think about going out. How wonderful this place is. There are beauties and wine. It's a fairy place!"

Then whispered.

"Do you know the exit from this damn place?"

Lin Xiaoxiao said lightly.

"do not know"

Xiao Yuer scolded angrily.

"What, you don't want to? Who do you think you are? Is there something you said you didn't want here?"

The next moment, Xiao Yu'er whispered again.

"Then do you know of another way to escape?"

Lin Xiaoxiao: "I don't know."

"How dare you say you don't want to? Xiao Mimi is so beautiful, you can have her just by nodding your head, you don't even want to, are you still a man?"

"Are you still a woman? You are not in a hurry when Xiao Mimi treats you as a man and locks you here?"

Lin Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows.

"Although I don't have any good solutions, but you have. You don't mean to be Xiao Mimi's queen, as long as you use your life's skills to attack her, conquer her, fascinate her, and make her unable to extricate herself from you, then Can't you go out? You can also harvest a beauty in your arms."

After thinking about it, Lin Xiaoxiao said again.

"However, this matter is still a bit difficult. According to the rumors in the world, Xiao Mimi's age may be close to forty. This woman is already familiar with the relationship between men and women. At this age, she is like a wolf and a tiger. The few people I met The concubines are all soft-handed and soft-footed, as if they have been squeezed dry, remember to be careful about your waist when you conquer her."

Xiao Yuer said coldly.

"You are just a little boy, how do you know how powerful I am?!"

Then he stared at Lin Xiaoxiao and lowered his voice.

"You must have a way to get out, otherwise you wouldn't be so calm!"

Lin Xiaoxiao smiled slightly.

"Correct answer. I reward you for having a good time with Mimi Xiao tonight."

Xiao Yu'er looked at her pitifully.He begged for mercy while saying something to cover up in a loud voice.

"We are old acquaintances no matter what, you won't just watch me do bad things, will you?"

"How can this be a murderous hand? Xiao Mimi is so beautiful, you can have her as long as you nod your head, you don't even want to, are you still a man?"

Lin Xiaoxiao spoke in surprise, and then turned indifferent for a second.

"And we're not old acquaintances. It's just a poor creditor who met a ruthless old man who sneaked away in the middle of the night. You just let down my pure and innocent trust."

Where is a person like you pure and innocent? !

Xiao Yu'er only felt a familiar choking feeling come to her heart again.

He is evil from the gall.

"If you really want to treat me like this, I'll tell Mimi Xiao that you are a woman."

Lin Xiaoxiao said calmly.

"You can't beat Mimi Xiao, but I can. You don't know where the exit is, but I do."

In short, this threat is useless to her.

Xiao Mimi is very powerful. She has been famous for so many years. Although she has relied on her methods of seducing men, her martial arts are not weak, and can even be said to be very strong. She can be regarded as a first-class master.

After all, among the people she seduced were some well-known figures in the martial arts world. Each of these people taught her a few moves, and together they made a lot of moves, allowing her to improve her martial arts rapidly.

It was precisely because Xiao Yu'er couldn't beat Xiao Mimi that Xiao Yu'er followed into the underground so obediently, otherwise he would have slipped away with his character.

Looking at Lin Xiaoxiao who was dressed as a young man in front of him, Xiao Yu'er knew that she should not have lied, because she was indeed a very powerful woman.

Not long ago, he had heard how this woman teamed up with Ye Gucheng, Lu Xiaofeng, Liufanmen and others to destroy Qingyi Building and kill Huo Xiu.

But suddenly, Xiao Yu'er smiled again, very complacently.

"You will never leave me alone, I still owe you money! If I fall into Xiao Mimi's hands, wouldn't your money be wasted?"

Lin Xiaoxiao also smiled.

"That's true. You still owe me money. Why don't you pay me back the money you owe me, and I'll show you mercy and send you out?"

The little fish laughed.

"Just a few days ago, I threw away a box of gold, silver and jewelry, but now, I have nothing left. How about you send me up first, and I promise to get you all the money?"

"That's not okay, you've already run once."

Lin Xiaoxiao smiled.

"However, I can teach you a method. Isn't Xiao Mimi going to your room tonight? You just wash up and wait for her, and take care of her. It's easy to get a few copper coins."

It's nice to say, isn't this just asking him to sell... sell that? !

Xiao Yu'er suddenly felt aggrieved.

A little monster like him hides a knife in the valley of the wicked with a smile—haha, bloody hands—Du Sha, neither male nor female—Tu Jiaojiao, does not eat human heads—Li Dazui, half human, half ghost—Yin Jiu You these people were raised from childhood.

These five people are all among the top ten villains in the Central Plains, and they are well-known figures in the world.

He was brought up by these people, and he thought he learned [-]% of their skills. It was bad bubbling, bad bubbling, just because he was bad enough, and the few uncles who raised him couldn't handle him. That's why he was let out of the valley.

But he didn't want a mountain to be as high as a mountain. He didn't seem to suffer from this guy, but every time she made him feel aggrieved, not like a little fish, but like a big clam full of anger... toad.

He wanted to refute, but when the words came to his lips, he immediately turned a corner and said coldly.

"Hmph, don't even think about this kind of thing, serving Xiao Mimi is your main business in the future!"

Lin Xiaoxiao was indifferent, as if the laughter just now was just an illusion.

And at the crack of the door not far away, a thin figure slowly approached.

When the figure finally left, Xiao Yu'er raised his eyebrows and said to Lin Xiaoxiao.

"I just knew that this kid has a problem. Tell me, does he know how to escape?"

Lin Xiaoxiao also raised her eyebrows.

"Maybe?"

Xiao Yu'er was made to groan by her attitude, and strode out.

"Without you, I can find a way out by myself, just wait and see!"

As soon as the words fell, the man had disappeared.

Lin Xiaoxiao sighed with emotion at the system.

[The world is getting worse, the debtors are all uncles, I am so kind to help him want to make money, but he treats me like this, the system, help me to spurn him together! 】

System: [He's just a teenager, rounding it up is a seedling, okay? You can do some personnel work! 】

【personnel?What does personnel affairs have to do with me, a praying mantis spirit? 】

But these are just superficial, Lin Xiaoxiao naturally won't let Xiao Yu'er really be given that by Xiao Mimi.

It's just that she didn't expect that Xiao Yu'er's ability was too great, and it seemed that she really ran out.Because Xiao Yu'er disappeared together with the boy who brought her food before!

Lin Xiaoxiao really felt that Jiang Xiaoyu's name was not accurate enough. Where is this Xiaoyuer? This should be loach!You can find holes to drill out of anywhere!I disappeared in one night on Mount Emei before, and now even a black man disappears before the sky!

She tried to recall whether there was such a passage in the plot, but unfortunately, she only remembered a few words, and she couldn't tell what was going on in the current situation.

Xiao Mimi, who found Lin Xiaoxiao, observed carefully, but found nothing, she frowned.

"Master Lin really doesn't know anything?"

Lin Xiaoxiao raised her eyes.

"If I knew, I would have run away long ago. Would I still wait until now?"

Xiao Mimi choked, then smiled.

"Since that's the case, Mr. Lin should take a good rest. I'll look for it elsewhere."

What she didn't know was that as soon as she left on the front foot, Lin Xiaoxiao went out on the back foot.

When she came back to check again worriedly, she only saw an empty room.No one was to be found again.

Xiao Mimi flew out of the room angrily, shouting angrily.

"Ah! Don't let me find you!"

As everyone knows, Lin Xiaoxiao is right under her feet.

She blocked her ears expressionlessly, thinking with disgust.

[The woman's voice is too loud. 】

She looked to the side, and found that the skeleton leaning against the wall seemed to be trembling. She knelt down and reached out to block its ears.Of course the skeleton has no ears, so Lin Xiaoxiao just covered both sides meaningfully.

"You also think she's noisy, right? She's so angry, it seems she's been dissatisfied with her desire recently.

However, it is also understandable that her concubines walk like bean sprouts swaying in the wind, top-heavy. Fortunately, they live underground. If they live on the ground, they will not be able to take off when the wind blows.

Tell me, how can you serve her like that.

See, no matter where you go, sustainable development is the last word.Are you right? "

The skull's black eye sockets were facing forward, expressionless.

Lin Xiaoxiao waited for a while, then nodded thoughtfully.

"That's true. Xiao Mimi is so beautiful, and she has great means. Those who have been squeezed dry can naturally go out and seduce new ones. Judging by the performance of those men, it doesn't seem like they are unwilling.

Hey, it's just a pity that their family members are still thinking about them. "

The system panics.

[You are enough, these are not props to accompany your player's house wine, hey!Are you not afraid at all? ! 】

Lin Xiaoxiao looked up and looked around. This is a stone room. The originally hidden vent seemed to be cut by something, and it became a round opening that one person could pass through.

Relying on scattered memories, she remembered that there are other parts of this underground palace, which are on the lower level, so it took a lot of effort to get here, but this seems to be a closed stone room, and there must be an exit. But it seems that it cannot be opened from the inside.

And here is dust and dead air.

There are skeletons everywhere, crooked skeletons, their clothes are still on their bodies, they have obviously been dead for a long time, and the smell of dust in the air is a little heavier than the smell of decay.

Their clothes are very rough, and the host who built such a gorgeous underground palace naturally wouldn't wear such rough clothes.Their finger bones are thick and short, more like the hands of a craftsman than a servant of the master's family.

Such an underground palace should be built in secret, and in an era when most human lives were not valuable, if the owner wanted to keep it a secret, the craftsmen who built the underground palace would most likely be killed.

These people may be voluntary, or they may be forced, anyway, they are buried for this cold underground palace.

[What is there to be afraid of such a corpse?

It’s still the same old saying, I’ve also died once, the corpses are worse than this, at least their bones are still neat and tidy, it’s really going to match, I don’t know who is afraid of whom? 】

Lin Xiaoxiao spoke nonchalantly, because she seemed to have a little more freshness in the stone room, and the oil lamp she brought quietly emitted the warm yellow light.

[If I really want to say it, I just feel sorry. 】

She looked at her brother on the side.

[Look, this round and full skull is said to be a person with a big head and a full sky, and this person must have been a smart person in his lifetime.Hey, the owner of this underground palace is another idiot who doesn't understand sustainable development. 】

As she said that, Lin Xiaoxiao patted the head of my dear friend next to me, click, my dear brother's cervical spine was misaligned, and that smart head with a big head and full sky rolled down.

Lin Xiaoxiao was silent for a while, trying to put that clever head back to others.

As a result, just as it was installed, it rolled down again the next second.

Lin Xiaoxiao: [...Let's look at this side again. Look at the bones of this hand. The joints are thick and the knuckles are thick and short. Don't look at it as ugly, but this kind of hand has strength and dexterity. agile. 】

She touched it in admiration, and there was another clicking sound in the stone room.

Lin Xiaoxiao: ...

The system is expressionless: [You are right, even after death, you will suffer from the inhuman torture of you, the praying mantis spirit. They are indeed pitiful, not scary at all. 】

Lin Xiaoxiao pretended not to hear, and put the bone of his hand back amiably and said.

"This... it may be that you have been dead for too long, and your bones are weak."

Click, click, in an instant, the clothes of the sitting skeleton turned into rags and powder, and the skeleton scattered all over the ground.

"Hey, are you mad at me for saying you have osteoporosis?"

Lin Xiaoxiao said angrily.

"I won't allow you to spoil yourself like this, I'll put you back right now!"

After a cup of tea.

The system applauded: [A masterpiece of genius, those who knew it was a human, but those who didn't know it thought it was a gibbon!Can you please explain why his cervical spine is on his butt and his leg bones are on his arms? 】

Lin Xiaoxiao said indifferently, no.

She stood up holding the oil lamp, and said to the skeletons.

"Guys, I'll see if I can get out. Wish me luck. When I find a way out, I'll take you out and bury you in the ground. How about burying them under the fruit forest of the monkeys? Although it's a bit noisy, but It's also lively. The land is also very fertile, and it shouldn't be long before you bury it under it and it will disappear completely."

As she said, she walked to one side of the wall to try to see if she could cut the wall, but she heard a voice.

"Did you listen to... speak...?"

Some distorted and fuzzy voices came.

It didn't come from the wall, but from the vent of the stone room above Lin Xiaoxiao's head.

"...it's a ghost..."

"How can there be... people... ghosts..."

"Xiao... Mimi..."

Lin Xiaoxiao narrowed her eyes. Why did one of them sound like a little fish?

She rolled her eyes, and suddenly flew to hide in the vent that she cut open.

Suddenly, a wall of the stone room suddenly turned and a door appeared.Xiao Yu'er probed his brain with an oil lamp, and was startled when he saw the skeletons all over the floor.

But he pretended to be bold.

"Look what the hell? Just some dead people. Nothing fancy."

Another teenager came in tentatively and exclaimed.

"This... what is this?"

The boy hesitated.

"Is it a monkey?"

Jiang Xiaoyu stared and thought deeply, "No, this is a human, right?"

The boy persisted. "No, it's a monkey."

Jiang Xiaoyu persisted. "Where did the monkeys come from here? It looks like human bones."

The boy snorted coldly. "How do people look like this? Have you ever seen someone who looks like this?"

This made Jiang Xiaoyu ask.

"...maybe someone who looks more like a monkey?"

Lin Xiaoxiao, who was still thinking that Xiao Yuer knows what to buy: ...

A cold wind blew by, and a cold voice sounded from behind.

"Of course it's not human. We're just a pile of dead bones. It's been a long time since I saw a living person. I'm so hungry. Can you give me a taste?"

One hand was placed on the shoulders of Xiao Yu'er and the young man. In this stone room full of dead bodies, the two young men who had unconsciously focused their attention on the human bones on the ground froze suddenly, and their backs felt cold.

"Ah! Don't eat me, eat him if you want to eat, he has a lot of meat!"

The skinny boy was the first one who couldn't hold on, pushed Xiao Yu'er back, and ran out like crazy.

Xiao Yu'er reached out and grabbed his arm, pulling hard.Throw it back and run forward by yourself.

"I have rough skin and thick flesh, but his skin is tender and his bones are crispy. If you want to eat him, eat him!"

As a result, Xiao Yu'er was grabbed as soon as he took a step.A gloomy voice came from behind.

"Really? I like to eat rough skin, thick meat, and chewy ones. It's best to sneak away without paying me the money. It's the most refreshing to eat."