DIO Magic House Investigation Report

"It's obvious that you didn't think carefully, so don't be angry again, Mr. Dio, we can go to that store next time."

Seeing DIO leaving Han Hariri Street with an angry face, although I was a little nervous and worried that he might retaliate against me in the future, but I was a little too excited in my heart.

How can Long Aotian make people so happy when he is deflated? !Even people have overcome their fear and want to continue doing this.

As a result, nothing was bought.After walking around in there, I felt like I was going blind, and I couldn't even look at the fun lingerie and specialty items.

How on earth did DIO know about this store?He knows the way, has been here before?I suspect he bought the black bodysuit he was wearing himself here.

This man's aesthetic is very strange!Why do you have such a beautiful face but such poor clothes?What a waste of money!

After I pretended to turn around carefully, I left the store, ready to tell him what I didn't like.However, at this time, a group of tentacles-like things emerged from DIO's hair, approaching the boss who was counting money unsuspectingly with his back turned like a snake.

What the hell!

Could it be that he is preparing to grow meat sprouts for the boss?

The current situation seems to have only this possibility to explain, is it because the other party refuses to let him enter the store?He is too sick!

Although I deeply doubt that it would be considered benevolent for DIO not to kill directly, the reason why he didn't do it is probably because he likes this store, and his clothes are probably bought here.

I hesitated for a while, and felt that this should not be the case, so when DIO's attention was on the boss, I sneaked behind the door and called out my substitute.

On the correct use of the god Clotho.

"DIO tried to control the boss with granulation, but due to some irresistible factors, he failed, and he would not realize that it was my stand-in ability that caused his failure."

After I quickly made a wish, the god Clotho scored 70 points.Well, at this time, the boss suddenly took out a portable ultraviolet currency detector lamp from his pocket, and he muttered to himself, "The money that Yankee gave me in the morning can't be fake."

Then the boss suddenly turned on that UV lamp.

The granulation that was almost touching the boss suddenly shrank back.

"..."

DIO stared at the boss gloomyly, and snorted coldly.

"Lucky guy."

He glanced inside the store and didn't seem to notice what I was doing.

It seems that he hates ultraviolet light, which may be common to all dark creatures, I secretly thought.

After realizing that DIO's gaze had moved away, I went back to the door of the shop again, pretending I didn't notice anything, and shook my head at him distressedly.

"Let's go back, DIO."

"Are you done?"

He used strange words, with a pure British accent, which seemed a little bit obscene.

"Yes, none wanted."

I pressed his shoulders and pushed him away from the store door, "It doesn't suit my style either, go and look elsewhere."

"Why do I think it's a bit too coincidental."

He glanced at me expressionlessly and said, "It's really not what you did secretly."

"How! Why should I do something that would make you unhappy?"

I waved my hands again and again, and denied it without guilt.

The mask of politeness had long since faded from his face, and he looked like a grumpy little boy who glanced at me and stared again.

"never mind."

Then he seemed to lose interest completely, and said in a commanding tone, "Let's go eat."

saved.I was a little relieved, whether it was the boss or my purity, even though he had already plundered it.

He took me to a local restaurant, but because of the teachings of the locals, their diet was a kind of torture for me. DIO is a vampire, he doesn't need to eat these ordinary foods, and he can't feel my despair.When I sat down in the restaurant, I already wanted to run away. After looking at the meat slices that were completely devoid of moisture and had no aroma, I finally couldn’t help asking him, “Can I eat Burger King? Or KFC’s fried chicken? OK."

He raised his eyebrows and looked at me, but refused without hesitation.

"No, you rude girl, have your diet and aesthetics been influenced by those stupid Americans? The way of eating meat and vegetables between two slices of bread is the most uncultured, especially the above Those cheeses are simply unbearable."

"...with all due respect, the cheese is the best part of the burger. Every mouthful of blood you suck on me is full of sugar and cheese."

I complained to him very directly, what kind of food does he know as an Englishman?No, it should be British vampires now.

"That's disgusting, you have to change your diet or you'll die of obesity and diabetes after you lose your talent."

"Thank you for your concern. I am healthy and full of energy. You have praised my blood as delicious. This is all thanks to the sugar and cheese."

"Absolutely not."

But DIO didn't seem to like the restaurant either, and he urged me to finish my meal because they didn't serve alcohol.

Anyway, after being forced to eat local food, on the way back I bought fried chicken whether he wanted it or not.He is obviously not a man who likes to go shopping with women, especially now that he is no longer a "man".He also didn't want to go to places like children's playgrounds, and places where adults could go were even less welcome. Finally, after a two-hour walk, he decided to go back to read a book.

"Then when are you going to cry... no, I mean change back?"

On the way back, I couldn't help asking the most critical question.

"Why, you can't wait anymore?"

He glanced at me, and from under his brilliant blond hair, there were several more sprouts like Medusa snakes, and then a malicious smile appeared on his face.

"They can come and feed you if you're hungry."

"no thank you!"

I took a step back, keeping myself as far away from him as possible, and he seemed content with my reaction, laughing out loud.

Dating him is also a proposition. Although he looks very cute after turning into a child, he feels that his personality has become more annoying.

Is this his childhood character?

In short, this date, which is not a date, ended with DIO's lack of patience. He couldn't stand my behavior of eating fried chicken while walking, claiming that my uneducated eating behavior made him think of a bad man.

You don't need to guess that it's Jonathan Joestar. He seems to have a prejudice against Jonathan, but I have a good feeling for Mr. Joestar.After all, most of the joy was brought by Mr. Joestar's body.

Finally, halfway through the walk, DIO disappeared. When I walked slowly back to the magic hall by myself, there were still a few pairs of chicken wings and French fries left in the paper bag, and I was going to save them for breakfast tomorrow.

However, after opening the door, in the mansion that was originally deserted and terrifying like a haunted house, I accidentally saw two women who were discussing something enthusiastically.

It was the dark-skinned Malaya, and another woman she had never seen before: a Middle Eastern woman who wore a three-point starfish-shaped underwear, but covered her face with a veil, only showing two eyes, and covered most of her hair.

Female exhibitionist!For a moment the word came to my mind.

It is almost unnecessary to guess that it must be another female subordinate of DIO, and each of his subordinates seems to be abnormal.It's just that she dresses too much even at a beach party, and it's even more eye-catching in this conservative place.I'm surprised that she was able to dress like this and walk around Egypt without being caught by the local police?

"I must see what kind of woman that fascinated Mr. Dio is like! Mariya, you lost too! There is no winner in our match!"

"Hmph, so what, Midora, I've given up on going to bed with Mr. Dio, and I've found a new target."

Maraya crossed her arms and said arrogantly with an air that would not lose to the opponent.The female exhibitionist known as Medora seemed very dissatisfied. She shook her head and said, "I heard from Granny Enya that that Asian woman seems to have some skills, so I investigated it specially. Horges also said that she I sang a great song and conquered Lord DIO with the lyrics in it, I'm going to learn that song and do the same to Lord DIO so that he will pay attention to me."

...Wait, what song!

Could it be the WAP that I drank too much and sang wildly in the bar?

I couldn't help but twitched my lips, feeling absurd.

Someone would take it seriously!

No way, sister! DIO hates vulgarity and doesn't want to hear it!Don't listen to what Enya Po said!That was purely an excuse for me to get away!

I stared blankly at the two of them, feeling that the fried chicken in my paper bag was no longer fragrant.And the two women finally noticed me and turned their heads at the same time.

"It's you! That lucky girl who monopolizes Lord Dio's favor!"

The exhibitionist Medora rushed up to me, looking desperate and emotional.

"Quick! Teach me your special skills!"

"I don't have any special skills... DIO doesn't like that song."

And shouldn't we be considered rivals in love?Why do you ask your rival for experience... I secretly slandered.

"You lied, now everyone knows that Master DIO likes to be p***yputintheface! That's why you are so favored!"

Medora looked unconvinced and her voice was very sharp, which attracted Vanilla Acedu, but he just took a look and said not to quarrel, and then left again.

...That was a misunderstanding!Why did rumors spread all over the place!And everyone seems to believe this thing that sounds outrageous, right? !

"So, come and teach me! Please! I also want to be valued so much by Mr. DIO. It's too cunning for you to monopolize Mr. DIO!"

Medora felt that she was a perverted woman who talked more to herself than Malaya, and she fell into a sad mood all of a sudden.It seemed that if she didn't agree, she would be entangled to death.Maraya looked at me and shrugged, and stated her intentions confidently.

"I promised to help her, just to let you see the reality. After Malaya succeeds, Master Dio will soon get tired of you, and you will know that only I am serious about you."

She said indifferently that she wanted to take over the offer.

"........."

……Grass! !

What kind of strange Shura field is this!Please let me go!

I'm having a headache and thinking about how I'm going to get rid of these two crazy women, as if she won't give up until I teach her the secret of rideface, but the problem is I won't either!I fucking want to try too?

And at this time, Midora said again, "I won't let you share your love for nothing. Since everyone is under Dio-sama, I will also give you some benefits."

She seemed very sincere, "I will give you half of the assassination reward Master Dio gave me."

"make a deal."

I held Medora's hand, thinking she'd better divert all of DIO's attention away from torturing me.

Although DIO actually really doesn't like this song.

"I can only teach you that song...you memorized it yourself. As for whether he likes it or not, I'm not sure."

"No problem, Malaya also come to learn together, let's prepare a program for Master Dio."

"Well, I think he must like it too."

So Malaya joined in.

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At the end of DIO's walk, he found that his peregrine, Petsia, seemed to be frightened for some reason, hovering over the magic hall, and when he saw him coming back, he landed on his shoulder from the air .

After becoming a child, his subordinates could not recognize him, only his pets were still sharp.

"Good boy."

He stroked the feathers of the peregrine falcon with satisfaction, then released him again and continued walking towards his mansion.

For some reason, he felt that the Devil's Mansion seemed a little lively today, as if a party had started inside. When he approached the door, he suddenly heard a strange singing, but he seemed to have heard the obscene lyrics somewhere.

"There'ssomewh***sinthishouse (There's some bitch in this house)..."

DIO stopped in his tracks, deep in his heart, he suddenly had a bad premonition instinctively.