DIO Magic House Investigation Report

"What's the matter, what's your expression?"

Seeing me staring blankly at her, Malaya frowned dissatisfiedly, "I know you can accept girls' books, and you have a lot of lace books on your bookshelf, and I've read them all."

"...Did you sneak into my house?"

I couldn't help pointing out, "Just because I watch Lily and same-sex works, it doesn't mean I'm gay, it's just a hobby!"

"So what if I slipped in? But it was actually when Mr. DIO asked me to clean up the trash. I saw it by the way. You don't have to be embarrassed to deny it, I understand."

Malaya said with her head up quite selfishly, and then she seemed to remember something, took out a DIOR lipstick from her pocket, and handed it to me.

"By the way, this is a gift for you. I think this color is good, and it should suit you very well."

"Is there a blade hidden in the lipstick?"

I looked at Maraiya very suspiciously, but she cheered up, her eyes were full of light, "You know it well! Yes, I want to impress you, but since you guessed it, it's okay Yes. I think our relationship can be like that of Eve and Villanelle. You can be Mr. Dio’s lover, or you can go on a secret date with me. Of course, threesomes are fine. I have already decided to reject Mr. Dio. All in all, it's a nice color, you must try it."

"..."

This female subordinate of DIO is a bit perverted and coquettish...

I took a peek at DIO, his expression was still very shocked, as if he couldn't believe that a female subordinate who loved him on the surface and was loyal to him secretly wanted to green him!

Can he now show his identity and insult Malaya and let her go?Of course not!Maybe you will be despised!

When I noticed that DIO's gloomy gaze was resting on me, as if thinking, I suddenly had a bad premonition, so I decided to stop Maraya's excessively divergent behavior and give DIO respect.

"I don't understand why you are acting like this all of a sudden. Is it because DIO didn't choose you and was disappointed with him, but you want to get close to Mr. DIO, so you want to take over his girlfriend? Maybe you should express your feelings to DIO directly, I think He really wouldn't say no."

That should be enough to give him face!

"Huh? Are you a fool?"

Malaya immediately showed an expression of displeasure when she heard the words. She folded her hands on her chest, shook her head and said, "I don't want it. Although I like Mr. DIO, it's mainly because of his generosity and charisma. It's just that if I I wouldn't consider him for a stable relationship. The fact that I think you're great, I mean, you're attractive, makes my heart beat faster..."

She held her face in her hands and said in a very fascinated manner, "I like your eyes and hair, your lips must be very fragrant and soft... I can dance WAP with you! I like this song and its lyrics , since you pressed me in the corner of the toilet last time, I have dreamed of having sex with you several times, and then I realized that I can accept girls, so..."

"..."

DIO twitched the corner of his mouth and gave me a weird look.

It's over, to be misunderstood...

"It's too sudden, Malaya, I have to think about it before answering you."

Can't let her continue talking!But I feel that if she directly rejects her, she may go crazy again. After all, DIO's subordinates are not normal people.

"Okay, you think about it carefully, then I'll go first."

After getting this answer, Malaya looked very happy, then she lit a cigarette, waved her hand to little DIO, and exhaled a puff of smoke ring with a bad attitude, "Goodbye, stinky brat."

"..."

...Damn, she's really arrogant.

The little DIO dressed as an American boy watched Malaya leave his magic house with a blank face, then slowly turned back to look at me, grinned and said with a sneer, "You are really capable, Irene, it seems that I underestimated you , How many people have you seduced?"

"I am innocent! I have never seduced anyone! It was your subordinates who approached me!"

I immediately explained, "And I'm straight, and the books I read don't reflect my sexuality."

"Don't be so nervous, that's a compliment to you, after all, you have successfully seduced me."

He narrowed his eyes and said, "You are the first woman who can fascinate me DIO so much. Don't worry, Malaya has no chance, and you don't have to always think about what will happen after you leave my place."

"It goes without saying that it is so absolute, Mr. Dio."

I immediately declared solemnly, "If you plan to break up with me, I promise that I will be very sensible, and I will never make any noise, leave quietly, and never speak ill of you."

Even if the wish machine tells me there is no hope, I still have to fight for it.

"Why do you always think about this? Is there something I can't satisfy you?" He frowned.

"No, no, you are amazing, I love you like a god of love, I just don't think I am worthy of a perfect man like you." I directly copied what Father Puqi said to him, and I think he should be very grateful for it .

"Okay, stop telling those hypocritical lies."

He interrupted me impatiently, snorted and said, "I've changed my mind. I can't do much these days anyway, so it's good to be a kid for a while."

"Oh? Really? What are you going to do?" I looked at him in surprise, isn't he angry now?

"This is an opportunity, and it will be a new experience."

He didn't answer directly, but stared at me through those red eyes and said, "Just play with you for a while... Next, is there any place you want to go?"

Does this mean you plan to hang out with me?

But he has become a child. Although he can do nothing now and will be very peaceful... But the places he can go to are much more restricted. For example, bars are definitely not allowed, and KTV is also not allowed.

"How about Disney? Do you want to see Darth Mickey?" I asked tentatively.

Although after he goes, disneyland is very likely to become deathland...

"...I seem to have told you that I'm allergic to sunlight and don't think about where I go during the day."

"Then I can only go to the movies." I looked at him seriously and said, "Would you like to go to the theater with me, Mr. DIO? It seems that Star Wars is playing, or you can also watch zombie movies if you want. "

As a result, he rejected both proposals!

He doesn't want to fly to Disney or go to the movies, and he's still an old-fashioned Brit in terms of habits!The final situation is that I follow him for a purposeless walk on the streets of Egypt. I am so bored that I might as well go back and do I with him.

"Speaking of which, can I ask you a question?"

During the walk, I finally couldn't help but talk to him, and some of them chatted casually.

"Just ask."

He shuttled through Hann Hariri's market, and replied without looking at me.

"What are you going to do if you make it to heaven?"

Strange to say, "reaching heaven" obviously sounds so religious, and it doesn't seem like something a dark creature would want to do at all, but this vampire just said that he is going to heaven.He said that once he has the power of "STAND", he can understand what he's talking about, but I still don't quite understand.

"My so-called heaven does not refer to a place, but the ultimate limit of our spiritual power. When we finally reach that state, the fate of everyone will be frozen, and I will have the ability to rewrite reality. Break away from the original destiny."

His answer this time was much more detailed than before, but I was still confused, feeling like I had no idea what he was talking about.

"Is there anything you definitely want, or regret?" I asked again.

"I want peace of mind."

He stopped suddenly and looked back at me, "As long as you follow me, I can give you the peace of mind you want."

"Oh."

I nodded as if I understood.

Peace of mind, what is peace of mind?All I want is a world where everyone can live in peace, free from disputes and killings.

"Then tell me about your wish, Irene."

DIO stared at me and asked, "What do you want most?"

"I haven't figured it out yet, Master DIO."

I showed him an impeccable smile, and replied calmly, "I'll tell you when I find my pursuit."

"Hmph, little liar."

He raised his lips and smiled, but he didn't expose my lie, and walked into the market without looking back.

It may be the first time for him to experience this kind of experience - shopping.

Hann Hariri's market sells cheap goods. I heard that there is a good male fortune teller here. I don't know why he just abandoned the shop and disappeared a month ago, without even taking his own luggage. It seems that this is not the first time that Dio has been here. He walked through these maze-like alleys and finally came to a supply store that looked like fun underwear and special props.

Uh……

Could it be that he wants to add new gameplay?

He came to this kind of place for a walk?Okay ah!

"Isn't it?"

I stopped at the door of the store, looked at him in disbelief and asked, "Do you really want to go in?"

"That's right, your underwear is too ordinary and unsexy, go pick some gold and gemstones."

He nodded of course and said, "Since you've come to Egypt, you should get used to the style here. You're welcome, it's my gift to you."

... Who would want such a gift!Even if I don't dress sexy anymore, the end result is still the same?

"...Is that why you usually dress like an Egyptian temptress?"

"Stop talking, hurry up and choose, I'll give you a chance to choose."

He looked at me urging him displeasedly, and walked directly into the store by himself, but the next moment, DIO, who was turned into a boy, was suddenly stopped by a bearded male shopkeeper, and he shook his head severely, "No no no , child, you can't come in, we don't accept minors here."

"!"

DIO couldn't help being stunned, he seemed to have not expected this situation at all, and looked quite surprised.After the bearded shopkeeper stopped him outside the shop, he looked at me as if he was accusing him, and waved his hands again and again, "Ma'am, you can't bring your son here, it's inappropriate."

"..."

...Wait, is he sure?Do I look like the kind of woman who could give birth to such a big purebred white brat?

"Okay, sorry."

I couldn't help but twitched the corners of my mouth, but quickly followed the shopkeeper's words, turned my head and challenged DIO with a weird expression, "Then, son, wait for me here, I'll go in and take a look before I come out?"

It's not my fault that he insisted on me going to this store.