In order to survive, I do many jobs
Chapter 109 Day 109 of part-time job
The white whale soaring above the sky fell from the top of the ten thousand dome. Fitzgerald felt that he was falling gradually. The cold wind wrapped around him was as sharp as a knife, and his body was light and floating without a fulcrum.
The ring on the ring finger shone with a light golden luster. It was the wedding ring of him and his wife. It was a plain ring with no other decorations except their names.
This is the only wealth on his body, if he falls from the air without protection, the gravity will knock him unconscious on the sea surface, and he will lose consciousness in the sea water without doubt.
No mermaid will come to rescue him, and his Little Mermaid is still waiting in America for him to bring back their daughter for a family reunion.
"Sorry, Zelda." Fitzgerald murmured in a low voice. He lost all his possessions in that battle, and the last ring will also disappear to protect his life.
It was Zelda who was protecting him, but he couldn't even keep their wedding ring.
"Wow!" In the frozen time, a huge blue whale rushed out of the water, stirring up thousands of waves.
Different from the airship beluga whale that was gradually replaced by mechanical parts, this blue whale is vigorous and full of vitality. When it jumps up, it almost covers half of the sky, and when it falls, its tail throws out a gorgeous rainbow.
It opened its mouth wide and swallowed Fitzgerald whole!
"!" Fitzgerald struggled to get up, the mouth of the blue whale was slippery, and he couldn't see a trace of light. The soles of his feet were as soft as jelly, and the only hard part was the closed teeth of the blue whale.
This behemoth had no intention of swallowing Fitzgerald into its stomach at all. After all, a mere human being was not enough for it to stuff its teeth. It closed its mouth, flicked its big tail, and quickly left the sea area.
The sea water was icy cold, and the mouth of the blue whale resisted the external chill. Fitzgerald sat down while supporting the teeth of the blue whale, feeling that things had completely exceeded his expectations.
Blue whales don’t eat humans. If they don’t swallow humans while hunting, they will spit out unappetizing “food” pickily.There are no krill and small fish that blue whales love nearby, and there is nothing in the empty sea area that can attract this big guy.
Therefore, it is purposely standing here waiting for him.
Whales are smart animals, their intelligence can reach the level of ordinary children, but no matter how smart a blue whale is, it will not predict that someone will fall from here.It doesn't even require any feedback from him, and the goal is clearly to swim to the set destination.
Who can drive Aquaman's overlord?And who met the end at the beginning?
There were very few people with this ability in the screening range, and an incredible name came to Fitzgerald's mind.
"Master Francis!" Luisa, who was guarding a remote port, saw the shadow of a whale, and hurriedly stepped into the water with her skirt in her hands. "Great, you are fine."
"Pfft!" Fitzgerald staggered after being spit out by the blue whale. He wiped his wet forehead hair, waded to the land, his whole body was wet, "Louisa? What's going on?" thing?"
"Ann and Sang asked me to come here and wait for you." Luisa took out a well-protected paper bag from her pocket, and took out a black card from it, "She said that this is her salary paid to her by you." The money earned from stock trading is not a lot, but it is enough for us to settle in Yokohama temporarily. An Hesang said that if you need anything, you can contact her, as long as you want, she will always be a member of the Guild."
Louisa carefully looked at Fitzgerald's face, "Ann and Sang also asked me to tell Mrs. Zelda that she has sent someone to take good care of her, so you don't have to worry."
"Hahahahaha." Fitzgerald stood on the spot, covering his eyes and laughing for a while, he laughed and sighed, "So that's how...she thinks so."
"Have Ann and Sang betrayed the Guild?" Luisa didn't quite understand, "I can't see her position, she seems to have meddled in everything, and it seems that she has never appeared before."
"Is it Qianye's position? Schrödinger." Fitzgerald wrung out the water from his suit. "She never agreed with me taking [the book], but it's not a betrayal either."
"Why do you say that?" Luisa asked in confusion.
"Intuition. Whether it's the Armed Detective Agency or the Supernatural Secret Service Division, Qianye is actually not interested in the struggle between them. She walks on her own path and doesn't change her goal because of other people's opinions."
So she will neither help him seize the [book], nor let him fail and fall into a slump.
"Yokohama, a city where people with supernatural powers gather, is really an incredible place." Fitzgerald straightened up, "Let's go, Louisa, let's start again."
"En!" The foreign girl nodded heavily, trotting to keep up with Fitzgerald's pace.
The wreck of the white whale slowly sank into the water. Outside the crowd of onlookers, the white-haired old man sat quietly on the spot, staring blankly at the falling white whale.
A hand wearing blue leather gloves for aquariums reached out from behind and patted the old man's back.
"Friend, do whales eat mackerel?" I was carrying a bucket full of fresh mackerel fry that my younger brother caught today, dressed as a fisherman, "Save the children, blue whales eat a lot, and my inventory is almost empty."
"..." The former leader of the Guild, who was missing his old buddy, fell into deep thought. He glanced at the fugitive staff of the aquarium in front of him, "Are you... An and Qianye?"
Why are you dressed like this?Got fired from Fitzgerald and went fishing?
"Ang," I agreed, shaking the fish fry in the iron bucket, "Do whales eat these?"
"Eat." The old man picked up two fry and looked at them, "It's quite fresh, you can feed them."
"Just caught it," I said casually. "You like mackerel? Would you like to add this dish to your recipe?"
"Add it to my recipe?" The old man looked confused, what did he mean?Could it be that he guessed wrong, this girl is not actually working in the aquarium but is here to sell fry?
"Guild made such a big fuss in Yokohama, you can't expect to have nothing to pay for it?" I looked up at him and shrugged, "Unfortunately, you have to go back and cooperate with us to write the report."
"Please explain your purpose at the beginning, and don't just do something strange to lower your first impression, Anhe." Ango Sakaguchi walked out of the shadows, holding his never-leaving briefcase under his arm, pushing helplessly Glasses.
"Mr. Anwu is so serious~" I took a step away with the fish bucket and waved my hand, "Leave the rest to Mr. Anwu. Remember to ask the cafeteria to make mackerel for the guests. I personally strongly recommend scallion flavor and Braised flavor."
"Are you from the Supernatural Secret Service?" The old man suddenly realized, "Did the Japanese government send undercover agents so early?" They deserved the loss.
No, this is really not, Erwuzi is just my personal hobby, please stop conspiracy theories.
I put on my fisherman's hat, hide my merits and fame, and stroll all the way to feed my reliable big blue whale.
"Damn it! I found you!" I just rolled up my sleeves and dumped the fish in the bucket into the sea when I heard a puffing sound.
Edogawa Ranpo pulled Yosano Akiko to kill me, and the famous detective who has always been a road idiot bravely overcame the complicated alleys near the port for revenge.He wore his beret crookedly on his head and pointed at me menacingly.
"?" I raised my eyebrows, shaking off the residue in the iron bucket.Before I could speak, the blue whale who was groaning and nibbling on the fry thought that someone was looking for revenge, and spit out a big mouthful of saliva with a "puchi", splashing all over Edogawa Ranpo's body.
"!" The glasses were all wet, and the poor detective stood shivering in the cold wind like a wet chick.Yosano Akiko, who moved quickly to avoid the water mist attack, coughed twice and almost bent over laughing.
Edogawa Ranpo lowered his head and wiped his glasses, almost crying out of anger.The famous detective must have had an affair with this stinky girl, why did nothing good happen when he met her!
"Mr. Ranpo, have you come out of the world?" I waved at him cheerfully, lifting whichever pot I wanted. "How do you feel? Is the story interesting?"
You still have the face to say this, don't say anything, we will die together today.
"Wow, the expression is so scary." I took off the gloves for feeding the fish and fanned it like a fan, "Don't be angry, I'll ask you to eat dim sum to apologize, and a year's supply of thick dim sum is also available."
"A famous detective won't succumb to petty gains." Edogawa waved his hand wildly, trying to ignore his sudden heartbeat, "A famous detective will never forgive you unless it's been two years!"
"Okay, okay," I raised my hands in surrender, "Isn't it just a pink bubble skirt? My matching skills should be pretty good."
"Try wearing it yourself, don't make sarcastic remarks!" Edogawa Ranpo almost exploded again.
"Is there anything I don't dare to wear?" I looked at the dazed detective strangely. Although I was very touched that he regarded me as his good brother, please don't ignore the basic setting of my beautiful girl. Speaking of pink bubble skirts, I am not afraid of death Barbie fans.
"Okay, Mr. Ranpo." Yosano Akiko said soothingly, and she looked at me with a slight frown, "Miss Anhe, who are you?"
"Huh? Why did you suddenly ask such a shy question." I pinched the hem of my clothes with a coy look, "Of course he belongs to Mr. Dazai. I really like him very much. I just fed him a lot." A bucket full of mackerel for my little one. I have to eat a whole mackerel every day to express my affection for Mr. Dazai, how can you ignore my fiery affection!"
With Yosano Akiko: "..."
This familiar girl's tone, familiar unreliable style of painting and ability to change the subject, she confirmed that this girl is a direct disciple of Osamu Dazai, and she deserves to be beaten exactly the same.
"The detective agency has a party tonight, and Poe will come to play with me. Do you want to come together?" Edogawa asked me with his arms akimbo, "Didn't you have something to ask Dr. Xie Ye? It might be enough to have a good drink with her." oh."
"I doubt that you can read minds and have the evidence." I muttered, and gave a wink to Yosano Akiko, "Pretty sister, would you like to listen to a piece of male silence that breaks the world and prejudices and spans half a century?" Female tears, touching love story?"
Hee hee, it's still the sadomasochistic love affair between an ascetic priest and a down-and-out young lady, it's very interesting to think about it a little.
"...Tell me?" It's everyone's nature to gossip, Yosano Akiko admitted that she was very interested.
"Before telling the story, let me go back and change my clothes." I pulled the fisherman's clothes on my body, it was strange to wear this to a party.
"Change clothes?" Edogawa Ranpo was suddenly excited, he thought of a wonderful way of revenge, and there is no better way than using the same way to punish others, "Just wear the clothes you arranged for a detective." That outfit! Bubble skirt, cat ears, bell collar and bridal veil! Not one less!"
Hey, why are you so vengeful, you still remember so clearly, you are not arrogant at all, you have a problem!finger pointing.jpg
"Okay." For the HE story of Margaret and the priest, just a suit of clothes, I will reproduce it for you.
"See you at the party, I'll go get ready." The MAX girl of the Shigan faction was as fast as the wind. I brushed it and disappeared from the eyes of Edogawa Ranpo and Yosano Akiko, and the wind blew their forehead hair.
A black shadow flashed past, except for the dead leaves falling slowly in the wind, there were no shadows of An and Qianye in the port.
"A track and field athlete?" Mr. Detective, who is not good at force, pursed his lips, moaned and tugged on Yosano Akiko's sleeve, and returned to the original starting point under the guidance of his colleagues.
It's also fortunate that he is willing to come to the port to find someone. It's so remote that even ghosts don't want to come here.
"I want to prepare a super-big surprise for Jinghua Jiang." Tanizaki Naomi showed a big love, "I brought a lot of rabbit dolls from home, Jinghua Jiang will definitely like it."
"Well, is there no problem with Kyoka-chan's file?" Tanizaki Junichiro asked, "It was so serious before, is it really okay?"
"It's okay, the pardon personally approved by the supreme officer has been sent to the president's office." Osamu Dazai sat up from the sofa, "Qianye's work efficiency is very high—Mr. Ranpo, didn't she say she would come? ?” Why didn’t he see anyone?
"Heh heh heh, this is what happens when you play tricks on a famous detective." Edogawa who was sitting on the swivel chair said in a huff, "She has to try the humiliation that this detective has suffered!"
Osamu Dazai: "?" A subtle, ominous and expectant premonition.
This premonition became more and more serious with the passage of time, and the presence of Izumi Kyoka officially kicked off the carnival. Dazai Osamu was holding a wine glass to coax the pure child Atsushi Nakajima to drink while intentionally or unintentionally glanced in the direction of the door.
A crack slowly widened, and Ellen Poe, wearing a black coat with a little raccoon on his head, came in stealthily. His posture was weird, as if someone was hiding in his clothes and cloak and moved step by step.
"Ranpo-kun, we have brought a new work." Ellen Poe looked down at the cracks in the floor tiles, and Edogawa Ranpo waved happily, "Poe, you are here! Where's that guy?"
"Qianye is coming too..." Edgar Allan Poe said halfway, the girl hiding in his cloak lifted the clothes on top of her head, and threw herself happily at Osamu Dazai on the sofa, "surprise!"
The gentle body fell into his arms, the bell hanging around his neck jingled, and the bride's veil was half lifted, revealing a pair of smiling eyes.
"I'm not cute~" Osamu Dazai heard her asking him, his eyes were full of narrow smiles, she clearly agreed to Edogawa Ranpo's request on purpose, and was going to come and play tricks on him.
"Is it a gift? I'm not being polite." Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand to pinch Qianye's jaw, turned over and pressed her whole body under him.
"Mr. Dazai, you, you..." Atsushi Nakajima was so frightened that he dropped his glass. The innocent child had never seen such a scene before, but it was Izumi Kyoka who silently reached out and covered Atsushi Nakajima's eyes.
"Don't watch." Quan Jinghua said seriously, "Don't learn."
"I can't learn this kind of thing!" Atsushi Nakajima complained fiercely, "Ahhh, mirror flower sauce can't watch it either!"
"I have seen similar scenes in the port mafia before, and it is a way to complete the task." Quan Jinghua said seriously.
Listening to the conversation of this hapless pair, I am speechless.
There is a lesson to be learned from heaven and earth, I don’t think it’s worth pulling a light. Why does it seem that the world has changed color when they say it out of their mouths?I only have one pack of cleansing powder, who is more reliable to give it to?
Osamu Dazai, who was pressing on me, bit my lips insatiably, his iris eyes enveloping my shadow, and his voice was laziness, "What is Qianye looking at?"
"Everyone is watching us." I reached out and pushed him, but I didn't push, and simply put my wrist around his neck, "Anyway, I'm not the one who has worked in the detective agency for a long time. If Mr. Dazai doesn't feel embarrassed, just It doesn't matter if you keep it like this." It's not a loss for me.
"I think it's okay." Dazai Osamu didn't care, the daily life of the Tanizaki brothers and sisters next door was much more exciting than theirs, and no one would make fun of it.
"Then... another kiss." I tapped my moist lips with my fingertips, "It's rare to wear interesting clothes, why don't you look at them for a while?"
"Qianye..." You are really good at it, where did you learn these things?Osamu Dazai thought a little unhappily, it would be better if he had to teach.
bad boy.
"So, the two of them really...?" The honest man Kunikida Doppo pushed the glasses frame and the eyeballs that fell off together with the glasses. He couldn't figure out why people like Osamu Dazai had such cute girls. friends, and he's still single.
"I heard that Anhe followed Dazai when he was 15 years old." Yosano Akiko shook the wine glass in his hand, "Tsk, Mori Ogai has done a lot of harm."
What does this have to do with the leaders of Hong Kong gangsters?Kunikida Doppo, as the last person who knew that Osamu Dazai was once an extremely honest man of the port mafia, he found that he couldn't keep up with his colleagues' topics at a young age. He felt that he was excluded and was very angry.
Even more angry than him was Ranpo Edogawa, he felt that he was cheated by this pair of dogs, men and women, and that the happiness belonged to them, and he had nothing.
"Hey——if you don't say anything else, I'll take Dr. Yosano away." Edogawa Ranpo reminded loudly, "Didn't you ask her for something?"
Ah yes, I still have a pair of fateful mandarin ducks waiting to be rescued by a kind doctor sister. I have to tell a poignant love story to Yosano Akiko.
"Let me get up, Mr. Dazai." I poked his side face twice perfunctorily, while mercilessly pushed away the man with a momentary resentful expression, "Beauty is not a problem, don't bother me and my pretty sister story time."
"Will Qianye not want me after seeing Dr. Xie Ye?" Osamu Dazai covered his heart, "I'm so hurt, if Qianye doesn't kiss me, I'm going to make a fuss."
"Well, yes, a beautiful sister is more fragrant than a man." I nodded, you can make trouble, if your drama can be as low as your money, it won't be so bad.
I gracefully threw down Osamu Dazai with a dissatisfied face, and flew towards the glamorous doctor sister like a drunk butterfly in the world of flowers, preparing to give her a talk show with my housekeeping skills.
"It starts from the town where the vampires were sealed away many years ago. An exorcist priest came to the cursed castle. Here, he met a down-and-out noble lady..." I picked one at random. The background put Margaret and Hawthorne, a medieval couple, into it, and I started to make up.
After going through a series of ghost and animal plots mixed with "Pride and Prejudice", "Red and Black" and "Where is Miss Tsundere Running", Yosano Akiko took out a handkerchief and wiped her tears, "Too It’s touching, you don’t need to say more, tomorrow I wake up from a hangover and I’ll go save people with you.”
"Sister, you are really kind and loving you." After finishing the work, I am worthy of being a genius like me.
Edogawa Ranbo, who was on the sidelines, bit his little cake and shook his head inwardly.Yosano Akiko will agree to save people, half of the reason is to thank Izumi Kyoka for the file, and the other half is because she was amused by the cross talk. You pat your chest and ask yourself, this kind of third-rate vulgar story, you have the nerve to go on the Titanic Porcelain.
Because I really hit it off with Yosano Akiko, I accidentally took her wine, touched the two glass bottles, and blew on the bottles, so I won't return tonight without being drunk.
Osamu Dazai watched helplessly as I poured a large glass of rye whiskey boldly into a large glass of rye whiskey.
"The culprit, the culprit is Shuichi Akai..." I tremblingly dipped my finger in ketchup and drew a pig's head crookedly on the table.
"I'll take Qianye back first." Osamu Dazai took off his windbreaker to cover me, and skillfully put me behind his back to bid farewell to everyone in the detective agency.
The night wind was blowing, and I woke up a little bit from the cold wind blowing on my face. I tried to open my sleepy eyes wide, and patted Osamu Dazai on the head hard.
"It hurts," Osamu Dazai inhaled softly, "Qianye be gentle."
"Huh?" I tilted my head and said loudly, "I can't hear you! Mr. Dazai, listen to me, Mr. Dazai..."
"Yeah, listen to me, what is Qianye going to tell me?" Osamu Dazai followed my words with kindness, and hugged me with his arms around my waist, "Could it be that there are some secrets you want to tell me? ?"
"Secret..." I patted my subordinate's hairy head twice, and nodded because I didn't understand, "Yes, it's a secret."
"On the first day I got Wang Zhili, I had an idea." I lay on Osamu Dazai's shoulders, and he was walking on the street back to the dormitory. The green vines hanging on the wall were lush and small. The buds are hidden in it, and there is still some time before they bloom.
"I'll do a magic trick for you." I clenched my fist and put my hand to his lips, "Quick, take a breath!"
Osamu Dazai blinked his beautiful eyes, and gently exhaled warm breath towards my hand.
My five fingers bloomed slowly, and in the frame-by-frame slow motion, the rising roses on the whole street bloomed, bright red, like a fire that ignited in an instant. "For you." In silence, I bowed my head and kissed Osamu Dazai's hair, "I like you the most."
The author has something to say: Zai: I was shocked by Qianye's paragraphs, how could she be so good at it?
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The ring on the ring finger shone with a light golden luster. It was the wedding ring of him and his wife. It was a plain ring with no other decorations except their names.
This is the only wealth on his body, if he falls from the air without protection, the gravity will knock him unconscious on the sea surface, and he will lose consciousness in the sea water without doubt.
No mermaid will come to rescue him, and his Little Mermaid is still waiting in America for him to bring back their daughter for a family reunion.
"Sorry, Zelda." Fitzgerald murmured in a low voice. He lost all his possessions in that battle, and the last ring will also disappear to protect his life.
It was Zelda who was protecting him, but he couldn't even keep their wedding ring.
"Wow!" In the frozen time, a huge blue whale rushed out of the water, stirring up thousands of waves.
Different from the airship beluga whale that was gradually replaced by mechanical parts, this blue whale is vigorous and full of vitality. When it jumps up, it almost covers half of the sky, and when it falls, its tail throws out a gorgeous rainbow.
It opened its mouth wide and swallowed Fitzgerald whole!
"!" Fitzgerald struggled to get up, the mouth of the blue whale was slippery, and he couldn't see a trace of light. The soles of his feet were as soft as jelly, and the only hard part was the closed teeth of the blue whale.
This behemoth had no intention of swallowing Fitzgerald into its stomach at all. After all, a mere human being was not enough for it to stuff its teeth. It closed its mouth, flicked its big tail, and quickly left the sea area.
The sea water was icy cold, and the mouth of the blue whale resisted the external chill. Fitzgerald sat down while supporting the teeth of the blue whale, feeling that things had completely exceeded his expectations.
Blue whales don’t eat humans. If they don’t swallow humans while hunting, they will spit out unappetizing “food” pickily.There are no krill and small fish that blue whales love nearby, and there is nothing in the empty sea area that can attract this big guy.
Therefore, it is purposely standing here waiting for him.
Whales are smart animals, their intelligence can reach the level of ordinary children, but no matter how smart a blue whale is, it will not predict that someone will fall from here.It doesn't even require any feedback from him, and the goal is clearly to swim to the set destination.
Who can drive Aquaman's overlord?And who met the end at the beginning?
There were very few people with this ability in the screening range, and an incredible name came to Fitzgerald's mind.
"Master Francis!" Luisa, who was guarding a remote port, saw the shadow of a whale, and hurriedly stepped into the water with her skirt in her hands. "Great, you are fine."
"Pfft!" Fitzgerald staggered after being spit out by the blue whale. He wiped his wet forehead hair, waded to the land, his whole body was wet, "Louisa? What's going on?" thing?"
"Ann and Sang asked me to come here and wait for you." Luisa took out a well-protected paper bag from her pocket, and took out a black card from it, "She said that this is her salary paid to her by you." The money earned from stock trading is not a lot, but it is enough for us to settle in Yokohama temporarily. An Hesang said that if you need anything, you can contact her, as long as you want, she will always be a member of the Guild."
Louisa carefully looked at Fitzgerald's face, "Ann and Sang also asked me to tell Mrs. Zelda that she has sent someone to take good care of her, so you don't have to worry."
"Hahahahaha." Fitzgerald stood on the spot, covering his eyes and laughing for a while, he laughed and sighed, "So that's how...she thinks so."
"Have Ann and Sang betrayed the Guild?" Luisa didn't quite understand, "I can't see her position, she seems to have meddled in everything, and it seems that she has never appeared before."
"Is it Qianye's position? Schrödinger." Fitzgerald wrung out the water from his suit. "She never agreed with me taking [the book], but it's not a betrayal either."
"Why do you say that?" Luisa asked in confusion.
"Intuition. Whether it's the Armed Detective Agency or the Supernatural Secret Service Division, Qianye is actually not interested in the struggle between them. She walks on her own path and doesn't change her goal because of other people's opinions."
So she will neither help him seize the [book], nor let him fail and fall into a slump.
"Yokohama, a city where people with supernatural powers gather, is really an incredible place." Fitzgerald straightened up, "Let's go, Louisa, let's start again."
"En!" The foreign girl nodded heavily, trotting to keep up with Fitzgerald's pace.
The wreck of the white whale slowly sank into the water. Outside the crowd of onlookers, the white-haired old man sat quietly on the spot, staring blankly at the falling white whale.
A hand wearing blue leather gloves for aquariums reached out from behind and patted the old man's back.
"Friend, do whales eat mackerel?" I was carrying a bucket full of fresh mackerel fry that my younger brother caught today, dressed as a fisherman, "Save the children, blue whales eat a lot, and my inventory is almost empty."
"..." The former leader of the Guild, who was missing his old buddy, fell into deep thought. He glanced at the fugitive staff of the aquarium in front of him, "Are you... An and Qianye?"
Why are you dressed like this?Got fired from Fitzgerald and went fishing?
"Ang," I agreed, shaking the fish fry in the iron bucket, "Do whales eat these?"
"Eat." The old man picked up two fry and looked at them, "It's quite fresh, you can feed them."
"Just caught it," I said casually. "You like mackerel? Would you like to add this dish to your recipe?"
"Add it to my recipe?" The old man looked confused, what did he mean?Could it be that he guessed wrong, this girl is not actually working in the aquarium but is here to sell fry?
"Guild made such a big fuss in Yokohama, you can't expect to have nothing to pay for it?" I looked up at him and shrugged, "Unfortunately, you have to go back and cooperate with us to write the report."
"Please explain your purpose at the beginning, and don't just do something strange to lower your first impression, Anhe." Ango Sakaguchi walked out of the shadows, holding his never-leaving briefcase under his arm, pushing helplessly Glasses.
"Mr. Anwu is so serious~" I took a step away with the fish bucket and waved my hand, "Leave the rest to Mr. Anwu. Remember to ask the cafeteria to make mackerel for the guests. I personally strongly recommend scallion flavor and Braised flavor."
"Are you from the Supernatural Secret Service?" The old man suddenly realized, "Did the Japanese government send undercover agents so early?" They deserved the loss.
No, this is really not, Erwuzi is just my personal hobby, please stop conspiracy theories.
I put on my fisherman's hat, hide my merits and fame, and stroll all the way to feed my reliable big blue whale.
"Damn it! I found you!" I just rolled up my sleeves and dumped the fish in the bucket into the sea when I heard a puffing sound.
Edogawa Ranpo pulled Yosano Akiko to kill me, and the famous detective who has always been a road idiot bravely overcame the complicated alleys near the port for revenge.He wore his beret crookedly on his head and pointed at me menacingly.
"?" I raised my eyebrows, shaking off the residue in the iron bucket.Before I could speak, the blue whale who was groaning and nibbling on the fry thought that someone was looking for revenge, and spit out a big mouthful of saliva with a "puchi", splashing all over Edogawa Ranpo's body.
"!" The glasses were all wet, and the poor detective stood shivering in the cold wind like a wet chick.Yosano Akiko, who moved quickly to avoid the water mist attack, coughed twice and almost bent over laughing.
Edogawa Ranpo lowered his head and wiped his glasses, almost crying out of anger.The famous detective must have had an affair with this stinky girl, why did nothing good happen when he met her!
"Mr. Ranpo, have you come out of the world?" I waved at him cheerfully, lifting whichever pot I wanted. "How do you feel? Is the story interesting?"
You still have the face to say this, don't say anything, we will die together today.
"Wow, the expression is so scary." I took off the gloves for feeding the fish and fanned it like a fan, "Don't be angry, I'll ask you to eat dim sum to apologize, and a year's supply of thick dim sum is also available."
"A famous detective won't succumb to petty gains." Edogawa waved his hand wildly, trying to ignore his sudden heartbeat, "A famous detective will never forgive you unless it's been two years!"
"Okay, okay," I raised my hands in surrender, "Isn't it just a pink bubble skirt? My matching skills should be pretty good."
"Try wearing it yourself, don't make sarcastic remarks!" Edogawa Ranpo almost exploded again.
"Is there anything I don't dare to wear?" I looked at the dazed detective strangely. Although I was very touched that he regarded me as his good brother, please don't ignore the basic setting of my beautiful girl. Speaking of pink bubble skirts, I am not afraid of death Barbie fans.
"Okay, Mr. Ranpo." Yosano Akiko said soothingly, and she looked at me with a slight frown, "Miss Anhe, who are you?"
"Huh? Why did you suddenly ask such a shy question." I pinched the hem of my clothes with a coy look, "Of course he belongs to Mr. Dazai. I really like him very much. I just fed him a lot." A bucket full of mackerel for my little one. I have to eat a whole mackerel every day to express my affection for Mr. Dazai, how can you ignore my fiery affection!"
With Yosano Akiko: "..."
This familiar girl's tone, familiar unreliable style of painting and ability to change the subject, she confirmed that this girl is a direct disciple of Osamu Dazai, and she deserves to be beaten exactly the same.
"The detective agency has a party tonight, and Poe will come to play with me. Do you want to come together?" Edogawa asked me with his arms akimbo, "Didn't you have something to ask Dr. Xie Ye? It might be enough to have a good drink with her." oh."
"I doubt that you can read minds and have the evidence." I muttered, and gave a wink to Yosano Akiko, "Pretty sister, would you like to listen to a piece of male silence that breaks the world and prejudices and spans half a century?" Female tears, touching love story?"
Hee hee, it's still the sadomasochistic love affair between an ascetic priest and a down-and-out young lady, it's very interesting to think about it a little.
"...Tell me?" It's everyone's nature to gossip, Yosano Akiko admitted that she was very interested.
"Before telling the story, let me go back and change my clothes." I pulled the fisherman's clothes on my body, it was strange to wear this to a party.
"Change clothes?" Edogawa Ranpo was suddenly excited, he thought of a wonderful way of revenge, and there is no better way than using the same way to punish others, "Just wear the clothes you arranged for a detective." That outfit! Bubble skirt, cat ears, bell collar and bridal veil! Not one less!"
Hey, why are you so vengeful, you still remember so clearly, you are not arrogant at all, you have a problem!finger pointing.jpg
"Okay." For the HE story of Margaret and the priest, just a suit of clothes, I will reproduce it for you.
"See you at the party, I'll go get ready." The MAX girl of the Shigan faction was as fast as the wind. I brushed it and disappeared from the eyes of Edogawa Ranpo and Yosano Akiko, and the wind blew their forehead hair.
A black shadow flashed past, except for the dead leaves falling slowly in the wind, there were no shadows of An and Qianye in the port.
"A track and field athlete?" Mr. Detective, who is not good at force, pursed his lips, moaned and tugged on Yosano Akiko's sleeve, and returned to the original starting point under the guidance of his colleagues.
It's also fortunate that he is willing to come to the port to find someone. It's so remote that even ghosts don't want to come here.
"I want to prepare a super-big surprise for Jinghua Jiang." Tanizaki Naomi showed a big love, "I brought a lot of rabbit dolls from home, Jinghua Jiang will definitely like it."
"Well, is there no problem with Kyoka-chan's file?" Tanizaki Junichiro asked, "It was so serious before, is it really okay?"
"It's okay, the pardon personally approved by the supreme officer has been sent to the president's office." Osamu Dazai sat up from the sofa, "Qianye's work efficiency is very high—Mr. Ranpo, didn't she say she would come? ?” Why didn’t he see anyone?
"Heh heh heh, this is what happens when you play tricks on a famous detective." Edogawa who was sitting on the swivel chair said in a huff, "She has to try the humiliation that this detective has suffered!"
Osamu Dazai: "?" A subtle, ominous and expectant premonition.
This premonition became more and more serious with the passage of time, and the presence of Izumi Kyoka officially kicked off the carnival. Dazai Osamu was holding a wine glass to coax the pure child Atsushi Nakajima to drink while intentionally or unintentionally glanced in the direction of the door.
A crack slowly widened, and Ellen Poe, wearing a black coat with a little raccoon on his head, came in stealthily. His posture was weird, as if someone was hiding in his clothes and cloak and moved step by step.
"Ranpo-kun, we have brought a new work." Ellen Poe looked down at the cracks in the floor tiles, and Edogawa Ranpo waved happily, "Poe, you are here! Where's that guy?"
"Qianye is coming too..." Edgar Allan Poe said halfway, the girl hiding in his cloak lifted the clothes on top of her head, and threw herself happily at Osamu Dazai on the sofa, "surprise!"
The gentle body fell into his arms, the bell hanging around his neck jingled, and the bride's veil was half lifted, revealing a pair of smiling eyes.
"I'm not cute~" Osamu Dazai heard her asking him, his eyes were full of narrow smiles, she clearly agreed to Edogawa Ranpo's request on purpose, and was going to come and play tricks on him.
"Is it a gift? I'm not being polite." Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand to pinch Qianye's jaw, turned over and pressed her whole body under him.
"Mr. Dazai, you, you..." Atsushi Nakajima was so frightened that he dropped his glass. The innocent child had never seen such a scene before, but it was Izumi Kyoka who silently reached out and covered Atsushi Nakajima's eyes.
"Don't watch." Quan Jinghua said seriously, "Don't learn."
"I can't learn this kind of thing!" Atsushi Nakajima complained fiercely, "Ahhh, mirror flower sauce can't watch it either!"
"I have seen similar scenes in the port mafia before, and it is a way to complete the task." Quan Jinghua said seriously.
Listening to the conversation of this hapless pair, I am speechless.
There is a lesson to be learned from heaven and earth, I don’t think it’s worth pulling a light. Why does it seem that the world has changed color when they say it out of their mouths?I only have one pack of cleansing powder, who is more reliable to give it to?
Osamu Dazai, who was pressing on me, bit my lips insatiably, his iris eyes enveloping my shadow, and his voice was laziness, "What is Qianye looking at?"
"Everyone is watching us." I reached out and pushed him, but I didn't push, and simply put my wrist around his neck, "Anyway, I'm not the one who has worked in the detective agency for a long time. If Mr. Dazai doesn't feel embarrassed, just It doesn't matter if you keep it like this." It's not a loss for me.
"I think it's okay." Dazai Osamu didn't care, the daily life of the Tanizaki brothers and sisters next door was much more exciting than theirs, and no one would make fun of it.
"Then... another kiss." I tapped my moist lips with my fingertips, "It's rare to wear interesting clothes, why don't you look at them for a while?"
"Qianye..." You are really good at it, where did you learn these things?Osamu Dazai thought a little unhappily, it would be better if he had to teach.
bad boy.
"So, the two of them really...?" The honest man Kunikida Doppo pushed the glasses frame and the eyeballs that fell off together with the glasses. He couldn't figure out why people like Osamu Dazai had such cute girls. friends, and he's still single.
"I heard that Anhe followed Dazai when he was 15 years old." Yosano Akiko shook the wine glass in his hand, "Tsk, Mori Ogai has done a lot of harm."
What does this have to do with the leaders of Hong Kong gangsters?Kunikida Doppo, as the last person who knew that Osamu Dazai was once an extremely honest man of the port mafia, he found that he couldn't keep up with his colleagues' topics at a young age. He felt that he was excluded and was very angry.
Even more angry than him was Ranpo Edogawa, he felt that he was cheated by this pair of dogs, men and women, and that the happiness belonged to them, and he had nothing.
"Hey——if you don't say anything else, I'll take Dr. Yosano away." Edogawa Ranpo reminded loudly, "Didn't you ask her for something?"
Ah yes, I still have a pair of fateful mandarin ducks waiting to be rescued by a kind doctor sister. I have to tell a poignant love story to Yosano Akiko.
"Let me get up, Mr. Dazai." I poked his side face twice perfunctorily, while mercilessly pushed away the man with a momentary resentful expression, "Beauty is not a problem, don't bother me and my pretty sister story time."
"Will Qianye not want me after seeing Dr. Xie Ye?" Osamu Dazai covered his heart, "I'm so hurt, if Qianye doesn't kiss me, I'm going to make a fuss."
"Well, yes, a beautiful sister is more fragrant than a man." I nodded, you can make trouble, if your drama can be as low as your money, it won't be so bad.
I gracefully threw down Osamu Dazai with a dissatisfied face, and flew towards the glamorous doctor sister like a drunk butterfly in the world of flowers, preparing to give her a talk show with my housekeeping skills.
"It starts from the town where the vampires were sealed away many years ago. An exorcist priest came to the cursed castle. Here, he met a down-and-out noble lady..." I picked one at random. The background put Margaret and Hawthorne, a medieval couple, into it, and I started to make up.
After going through a series of ghost and animal plots mixed with "Pride and Prejudice", "Red and Black" and "Where is Miss Tsundere Running", Yosano Akiko took out a handkerchief and wiped her tears, "Too It’s touching, you don’t need to say more, tomorrow I wake up from a hangover and I’ll go save people with you.”
"Sister, you are really kind and loving you." After finishing the work, I am worthy of being a genius like me.
Edogawa Ranbo, who was on the sidelines, bit his little cake and shook his head inwardly.Yosano Akiko will agree to save people, half of the reason is to thank Izumi Kyoka for the file, and the other half is because she was amused by the cross talk. You pat your chest and ask yourself, this kind of third-rate vulgar story, you have the nerve to go on the Titanic Porcelain.
Because I really hit it off with Yosano Akiko, I accidentally took her wine, touched the two glass bottles, and blew on the bottles, so I won't return tonight without being drunk.
Osamu Dazai watched helplessly as I poured a large glass of rye whiskey boldly into a large glass of rye whiskey.
"The culprit, the culprit is Shuichi Akai..." I tremblingly dipped my finger in ketchup and drew a pig's head crookedly on the table.
"I'll take Qianye back first." Osamu Dazai took off his windbreaker to cover me, and skillfully put me behind his back to bid farewell to everyone in the detective agency.
The night wind was blowing, and I woke up a little bit from the cold wind blowing on my face. I tried to open my sleepy eyes wide, and patted Osamu Dazai on the head hard.
"It hurts," Osamu Dazai inhaled softly, "Qianye be gentle."
"Huh?" I tilted my head and said loudly, "I can't hear you! Mr. Dazai, listen to me, Mr. Dazai..."
"Yeah, listen to me, what is Qianye going to tell me?" Osamu Dazai followed my words with kindness, and hugged me with his arms around my waist, "Could it be that there are some secrets you want to tell me? ?"
"Secret..." I patted my subordinate's hairy head twice, and nodded because I didn't understand, "Yes, it's a secret."
"On the first day I got Wang Zhili, I had an idea." I lay on Osamu Dazai's shoulders, and he was walking on the street back to the dormitory. The green vines hanging on the wall were lush and small. The buds are hidden in it, and there is still some time before they bloom.
"I'll do a magic trick for you." I clenched my fist and put my hand to his lips, "Quick, take a breath!"
Osamu Dazai blinked his beautiful eyes, and gently exhaled warm breath towards my hand.
My five fingers bloomed slowly, and in the frame-by-frame slow motion, the rising roses on the whole street bloomed, bright red, like a fire that ignited in an instant. "For you." In silence, I bowed my head and kissed Osamu Dazai's hair, "I like you the most."
The author has something to say: Zai: I was shocked by Qianye's paragraphs, how could she be so good at it?
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