In order to survive, I do many jobs

On Double Black’s Easter Eve, the cooperation with Hong Kong Black successfully resolved the crisis that spread to the entire Yokohama. The enemy lost a luxury cruise ship and strategic weapon Q, and their feet were like duckweed, so they could only fly around in the sky.

It is because the white whale is always swaying in the sky that Adolf K. Weitzman's sky empire, the king of silver, had to change its course so as not to bump into both of them and fall.It costs a lot of money to build an airship, and the king should learn to save a little.

The biggest crisis now seems to have been resolved, but Fukuzawa Yukichi, the leader of the Armed Detective Agency, did not feel relieved. He looked at the tea stalk standing upright in the cup and felt that he should take precautions early.

The members of the Guild are not limited to those who appeared on the stage. Their leader, Fitzgerald, has been staying on the white whale and has not made a move. He is not like a land rich man with nothing but money. Behind his self-confidence, there must be someone behind him.

We are not afraid of the enemy's actions, but we are afraid that their motives are unknown.

When encountering such a situation with no clues or clues, armed detective agencies generally have two choices: one is not knowing what they are planning, and the words in their mouths are half false and not true Dazai Osamu; Ranpo Edogawa is particularly reassuring since Osamu Dazai.

If Fukuzawa Yukichi had spoken in person, Edogawa Ranpo's efficiency would have been even higher, but Osamu Dazai was blatantly fishing on the grounds that "cooperating with Chuya exhausted all my strength and I didn't want to move a finger" , who to choose is self-evident.

"Ranpo..." Fukuzawa Yukichi walked out of the president's office, and was just about to order Ranpo to check the Guild's clues, when he saw Ranpo Edogawa who had always been obsessed with newspapers and paper comics and didn't like to touch electronic products He was holding Junichiro Tanizaki's computer, his previously confident and flamboyant expression gradually became irritable.

"? Ranpo, what are you doing?" Fukuzawa Yukichi walked into Ranpo's desk, and saw that he was wearing baby glasses that were only used when solving crimes. He opened his cold green eyes and stared at the screen.

On the screen, the Q version of the silver-haired warrior solves new puzzles, gets a small dried fish, and takes a step towards the cat's nest, which is close at hand but far away in the sky.

"I will definitely let the president get the cat!" Ranpo Edogawa was aroused by this mentally handicapped game, the mouse clicked, and he quickly solved one puzzle after another, and one small dried fish after another fell into it. his pocket.

Some of the problems in the game settings are normal reasoning stories, while others are nonsensical brain teasers and cold joke adaptations.The former probably comes from an excellent mystery novelist, while the latter, obviously, comes from a magical girl.

[If there is a car, Xiao Ming is driving the car, Da Mao is sitting in the co-pilot, Er Mao is sitting in the back seat, may I ask: whose car is it? 】

The mouse clicks the answer "D. If" indifferently, and a funny smiley face pops up, [Congratulations, smart baby, you got the answer right~]

The correct answer is "What~", this broken game, even the punctuation marks are mocking people.

"Dazai, it's time for you to take care of her." Edogawa Ranbu's voice squeezed out from between his teeth, vividly interpreting what "gritting teeth" means.

As a grown man, Edogawa Ranpo shouldn't be fussing over a girl who just grew up—fuck it, he's going to care, who's not a baby anymore, a famous detective hasn't been pissed like this, she absolutely It's an insult to his intelligence!

"Qianye is just a child." Dazai Osamu covered his face with the complete self-shark manual, and his voice was erratic, "Although it is always unexpected, this is exactly what makes her cute."

Even if he was suspected of being persecuted by Qianye yesterday and caused him to be chilled for a whole night, Osamu Dazai could say these words without any guilt.His family's children are just cute and cute, and they don't accept rebuttals.

Get out, don't show off in front of famous detectives, Edogawa Ranpo cut a knife in the eye, he is about to drop the mouse, when will this mentally retarded game end?

"If you don't want to play, why don't you just quit?" Osamu Dazai resisted Edogawa Ranpo's eye attack firmly, and asked, "With Mr. Ranpo's ability, there are many ways to find clues, right?"

Yes, Edogawa Ranpo knows that Osamu Dazai is right, he doesn't need to play this hot chicken game at all, just read the newspaper and reason in a few seconds to get the answer. Pull it out and give it a beat.

However, he can't.

[My dream is to feed the cat a small dried fish, a righteous detective, would you help me? ] A bubble filled with words popped out of the Q version of His Excellency Silver Wolf's head, and his serious eyes looked at the chaotic steps outside the screen with a little secret desire.

"Damn it, this is not the president at all, the president wouldn't say such a thing." Edogawa thumped the table angrily, his lines were too OOC, bad review!

However, although the lines are a bit OOC, An and Qianye's soul painting skills are very vivid.Especially the serious and restrained expression, which is very similar to the real Fukuzawa Yukichi himself, makes people involuntarily imagine: Could this be what the president is thinking?There must be a difference between the outside and the inside that people show, maybe it is true?

Reason told Edogawa Ranpo: It's time to stop, don't be fooled by that guy, she might be hiding somewhere watching his jokes.

But the president called me "a detective of justice"!He never called me that in real life!How can I refuse!If a man plays a bald boy, isn't it just a game for the mentally handicapped?He rushed!

"Ranbu..." Fukuzawa Yukichi, who was on the sidelines, had a complicated expression on his face. He wanted to persuade him, but seeing Ranbu's serious face, he didn't want to disturb his interest, so he could only watch him approaching the finish line step by step.

"Choose C for the last question, it's done!" Edogawa cheered wildly, before he had time to see the result, he turned his head and said to Fukuzawa Yukichi as if offering a treasure, "President and President, look! You've got a cat! "Although it's fake, it's better to have something than nothing, and it's good to have a dream.

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "..." Deep in thought, should he tell Ranpo the cruel truth?

After waiting for a long time without being praised by the president, Edogawa Ranpo turned his head back to look at the screen in doubt. It was Maomao, why didn't he praise him...

! ! !What's this?

Edogawa Ranpo's pupils were shaken, and Karl Jingguang, who occupied the entire screen, was swaying and mocking his face. No matter if you look up, down, left, or right in this photo, even if the hot eyes stare out the hole on the screen, this Also a little raccoon.

It's a bear, not a cat.

"An, He, Qian, Ye—"

Osamu Dazai at the side tried to stuff his head into the little red book, he pretended that all this had nothing to do with him, he did not dare to say that he provided her with a lot of inspiration when talking on the phone with Qianye every night, those who Half of the cheating and brain-burning topics come from his selfless contribution.

"Ah Choo! Who's scolding me?" I rubbed my nose, and continued busy with Poe to arrange the duel between him and Edogawa Ranpo.

"Be mysterious! Be cool!" Edgar Allan Poe said while busy arranging the background, "I want to show my identity as the mastermind behind the scenes! Let Mr. Ranpo think that I am very powerful!"

"Okay, okay." I understand his excitement when he saw the idol, "So, you change a blackout curtain, turn off all the lights, leave only one desk lamp to shine on yourself, and make another shape... you learn Try my pose."

Sitting on a chair, put your hands together in a three-dimensional triangle, put your fingertips against your chin, and look straight ahead. You must be calm and indifferent. It seems that there is a vicissitudes of the entire universe hidden in your eyes, and every eyelash is full of memories of the bloody past.

"Very good, keep this posture! Perfect!" I praised him, busy adjusting the position of the light, making sure that every light and shadow is perfect, highlighting the aura of Mr. Po Jun from inside to outside.

"My hands are a little sore..." Ellen Poe said aggrievedly, and I slapped him on the shoulder abruptly, cheering him up, "Mr. Poe, you can't give up! Don't you want Mr. Luanbu to be shocked as soon as he enters the door?" Do you see your mysterious and cool bossy demeanor? The first impression between people is very important! Don't relax!"

Hard work is temporary, happiness is forever, believe in yourself, you can do it.

I adjusted the lighting and looked at my masterpiece with my arms crossed in satisfaction. Looking at the lighting and the composition, I am indeed full of artistic cells, and my artistic soul has never stopped burning.

"This pose looks so good." Poe felt his jaw ache from sticking nails. "Who came up with such an anti-human pose?"

"Hey, you're done, and you actually insulted him. Mr. Po, you're in trouble." I put down my mobile phone that took a photo with a serious expression, "Who owns the copyright of this pose, you ask? Of course, it belongs to the port mafia. Boss, our respected Mr. Mori."

Mr. Sen really likes this pose. When he goes back to his office, he has exactly the same shape. With the background of his dark office, the pretense effect is first-class.

As a reliable little partner, will I cheat you?What's wrong with anti-humanity, the real boss always has this pose, I like this look, every time I worship the mackerel teacher to open a party, I always direct my secretary [salt and pepper mackerel] to buy crayfish and pizza like this.

【Ding!Your game "If you don't play, you are not from Yokohama" has been cleared by the player "Bozi Soda"! 】

"Here we come, Mr. Luanbu is going to kill you." I hurriedly finished the last bit of tail, and ran with oil on the soles of my feet, leaving Mr. Po alone in his big brother's room.

After a while, Poe felt that his hands had lost feeling, and only the will to slap a swollen face in front of Mr. Ranpo to pretend to be a fat man supported him to remain motionless and remain the same.

Outside the door, Edogawa randomly filled in the word game questions, strode open the door, and said angrily, "Anhe Qianye! The famous detective will never let you go—eh? Who are you?"

Inside the door, Ellen Poe, who was too excited to get up after seeing Edogawa's chaotic steps, went numb and fell headfirst on the table, causing Carl to squeak loudly.

Yosano Akiko, who followed Edogawa, who couldn't find his way, looked at the two famous detectives who were being played around by the same girl with indescribable eyes, and couldn't help but say, "Either you don't compare , Let’s just count Anhe as the winner.”

It's too embarrassing. This time, the confrontation between famous detectives across time, countries and positions has already been decided before it even started.

Anhe Qianye, the eternal winner in life, she is not here, but her name is everywhere.

"We, we will never give up." Poe struggled to get up from the carpet, "This is the finished manuscript that we and Qianye have spent a long time revising countless times, Mr. Ranbu, accept our challenge Bar!"

Edgar Allan Poe was willing to make this trip because he promised to give them the Guild information Ranpo Edogawa, but when things came to an end, his cold green eyes stared suspiciously at the book of abilities, and his inner alarm bells rang out.

Through the previous mentally handicapped games, Edogawa Ranpo has fully understood the painting styles of the two of them: Edgar Allan Poe's thinking is rigorous and treacherous, and the stories he writes have many traps. He is worthy of being a best-selling mystery novelist.If it's just his manuscript, Edogawa Ranpo is quite willing to accept the challenge, he likes brainstorming.

But the addition of another person made the famous detective hesitate as never before.He and An and Qianye became friends because of a crepe, and then became netizens for several years, so he has a general understanding of this girl's logical thinking:

She is very dangerous. Although she always has a laughing look at ordinary times, the actual situation that exceeds her expectations tends to be almost non-existent, and she has almost arrogant control over the overall situation.

The most difficult thing to figure out is probably the jokes of An and Qianye. She is always very stubborn in strange places, but she is very indifferent to things that most people care about. Therefore, it is difficult to define her behavior patterns purely by reasoning, and she has a certain meaning. Come on, it's hard to do.

It's a bit like that guy Dazai... Tsk, there's a lot of trouble.

Even though he knew in his heart that the world in the book would inevitably become extremely unfriendly because of the troublemaker's troubles, but he has come, can he still turn around and leave?

"The famous detective accepts your challenge." Ranpo Edogawa took a deep breath, and together with Akiko Yosano, opened the black book on the table.

"Clattering" the pages of the book were turned, and the reader was drawn into the world of the novel, and the black book that had lost its support slammed onto the table.

Ellen Poe put the little raccoon on his head, and put his hands on his hips, "This is a puzzle that even Mr. Ranbu can't solve, it's my proud work!"

He has carefully prepared his works for several years, coupled with another person's unconstrained imagination, making the already complex mystery even more unfriendly to players.If it is placed in the real world, the dog plan will probably be hung up on the forum by angry players and insulted passionately, perfectly explaining what is meant by "Hello customer, I am your father."

In the world of the book, Yosano Akiko, who was dressed in riding clothes, looked at the leather whip in her hand with some surprise.It was the first time for her to try a western cowboy outfit, and it was unexpectedly suitable, but the rivets on the trousers were a little too exaggerated, and if she didn't pay attention, she would tie herself into a hedgehog.

"Where is Mr. Ranpo?" Yosano Akiko unscrewed the door of the room, and picked up a gold-plated invitation letter from the doorknob.

"Cosplay party..." She waved her whip, and the small leather whip made loud noises in the air, "It's so creative."

She has reason to suspect that the author is engaging in pornography and has evidence.

At this time, in the room next to Yosano Akiko, Edogawa Ranpo's body trembled slightly, his pupils were dilated, and he looked like he was being played bad by someone.

Elbow-length white gloves are embroidered with delicate lace, and there are so many bows on the pink bubble skirt that people can be tied up for tortoise shell binding. However, the most shameful thing is not the white cat ears on the top of the head, but the one with bells on the neck collar!

"What rubbish cosplay!" Edogawa slammed the invitation letter angrily, "Your detective dressed like this to solve the case? Do you think I'm the three sisters of Maoyan?"

It’s okay if he doesn’t move, the golden bells around his neck jingle and sway, like the elk beside Santa Claus, full of festive atmosphere.

"Wow... this is really... isn't it cute?" Yosano Akiko didn't expect to see such a wonderful scenery as soon as she opened the door, "The president must think so too."

The angry detective's eyes still had tears in his eyes, and he was holding on to the corner of his pink skirt with either hand loose or not.Although the Christmas bells on the neck are a little bit of color, it is harmless. Overall, it is a very cute cat with pink and green eyes, which fully shows the evil taste of the person who designed this plot.

Cats, forever gods. ——Anhe Qianye

"Cough, let's go and solve the case." Yosano Akiko suppressed a smile, "Although the outer shell is strange after all, the inner core should still be the reasoning story that Mr. Ranpo is good at."

Yes, so that dead girl did it on purpose!Wait for a detective to go out and ask her to look good!

Edogawa Luanbu took a deep breath, put aside distracting thoughts, and took a step forward with the hem of his skirt in his hands.

Hey, stilettos, what do you do?

Walking slowly to the main hall of Blizzard Manor, Edogawa Ranpo closed his eyes fiercely, the villain in his heart punched wildly, passionately beating the culprit imagined in his mind.

The promised cosplay party!Why is one NPC dressed more than the other normally, isn't he the only one who is so embarrassing? !

"Mr. Detective, your clothes... are really tasteful." NPC Passerby A said so, and he gave a thumbs up with his white teeth, "Great!"

"I'll kill you all when I get out." Ranpo Edogawa covered his eyes with a veil—yes, he even wore a bridal veil—cold green eyes swept across the whole world field, "Let's get started, who's dead?"

A real famous detective can solve the case calmly and rationally no matter how complicated the interpersonal relationship is, no matter how dangerous the situation is.What happened to women's clothing, will women's clothing hinder the great intelligence of a famous detective?What a powerful detective Mr. Ranpo is, these are just a piece of cake for him, we have to trust his professionalism.

The above are the words I used to trick Edgar Allan Poe into writing the evil content into his novels according to my description.This kid is so deceitful, you can believe it.

The most dangerous place is the safest place. At this time, I was wearing a fisherman's hat, holding a cappuccino given to me by the waiter sister, sitting in the coffee shop on the first floor of the detective agency, sending a message to my connector. a message.

[No ghosts, start trading. 】

"Qianya sauce." A bandaged hand stretched out from behind the seat and patted my head lightly. Osamu Dazai and I sat opposite each other across the back of the sofa, and the two spoke mysteriously in a low voice.

Osamu Dazai: "Has Mr. Ranpo gone in?"

Me: "Go in, the door is locked, I swallowed the key."

Osamu Dazai: "Did you really make him wear a pink bubble skirt with cat ears and stilettos?"

Me: "And the bridal veil and elk bells, all the elements."

Osamu Dazai: "We will die."

Me: "Farewell, I have booked a ticket to Tokyo in advance."

"Qianya-chan~" Dazai Osamu's resentful voice came from behind the sofa, "Are you going to leave your accomplice like this? I will be severely retaliated by Mr. Ranpo who came back to his senses."

Although Edogawa Ranpo was furious, he didn't expect that there was such a traitor in this incident for a while, but afterward, the clever and witty detective knew why Qianye, who was not very familiar with him, would treat him Know your weaknesses like the back of your hand?Why did she grab his dead point with every move and make him impotent and furious?

Of course, it was the result of Osamu Dazai's tip-off, and he unconsciously said all these things while chatting and chatting. He was really careless, Mr. Ranpo, please believe him.

"Mr. Po said he had a good idea to make Mr. Luanbu accept his challenge. Although he didn't tell me, but..." Who is more familiar with the job of Er Wu Zai than me, I know what he is going to do at a glance, "Anyway, Mr. Dazai should be able to receive news from Mr. Ranpo later. It doesn't matter if I tell you in advance."

I sighed faintly, "Do you know what Mr. Fitzgerald's final plan is? He is going to smash up the whole of Yokohama."

I've seen people who make trouble, but I've never seen people who make trouble like this. You deserve to be really rich and arrogant.

"The white whale fell from the sky, and the city was destroyed in the flames of war." Fitzgerald's plan was probably like this, I supported my head and asked in puzzlement, "Mr. Dazai, I'm really curious, Fitzgerald Doesn't Mr. Ladd know Mr. Nakaya?"

A mere white whale, the gravity is strong enough to crush it, and he has no idea why he thinks he will succeed.

"But oh Qianye, I won't make a move." Osamu Dazai leaned back on the sofa, I could vaguely feel the weight coming from his back, he shook his fingers, "I'm going to let you know about this matter." Atsushi-kun and Akutagawa will go to solve it. By the way, there will be Kyoka's entrance test."

"Isn't Jinghua Jiang a member of the Armed Detective Agency?" I scratched my chin, oh, and there is a problem with her file. I have to visit Mr. Ango who died suddenly after working overtime.

"Does Qianye know about the supernatural power of the leader of the Guild?" Osamu Dazai asked me, "He has never made a move."

"I know, it's money ability." I nodded affirmatively.

Osamu Dazai: "I know it's a superpower, what kind of superpower is it?"

Me: "? It's money ability. Isn't money ability classified into other categories?"

Osamu Dazai poked his head out from behind the sofa, I tilted my head and looked at him in dismay, our eyes were filled with "What is he/she talking about?"

"Cough, I see what you mean." I cleared my throat, "Do you really want to listen? It's embarrassing."

"Is it more embarrassing than [Schrödinger's [-] Boys]?" Osamu Dazai asked with a suppressed smile, he was silent, hahaha, "Then I'm really curious."

Alas!It is agreed not to flip through other people's dark history casually!Sooner or later you will have to know what social death feels like.

I gritted my teeth secretly, "Mr. Fitzgerald's supernatural ability is called [Gorgeous Fitzgerald]. I don't know whether it is his own name or the title destined by heaven, but to be honest, Really narcissistic."

Who would call themselves "Gorgeous XXX"?Don't you feel ashamed when you sign up when you are on the road?

The last person I saw who called himself that was Keigo Atobe.

The two of them must have been close friends in previous years.

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Mr. Fei: I'm not that old either... Forget the old age, I'm a little hurt.

Atobe: Appreciate the gorgeous beauty of my uncle!

Qianye: Look, I'll just say it's embarrassing. (eyes that see through everything)