Port Nanny, Dementia Online

What the hell happened last night?

Shima Yu really couldn't find a new idea after thinking hard. The memory was cut off with scissors like a film, and the memory of waking up was connected with tape.

As for the past in the middle, it will be digested with the gastric juice along with the plate of Jianshouqing that was eaten up last night.

Osamu Dazai entered the room, passed Chuya Nakahara, who seemed to be taking care of him all night and was sleeping at this time, and walked to the bed, he said mysteriously: "Ayu, there are precious video data in your mobile phone .”

He subconsciously glanced in the direction of Chuya Zhongyuan, and realized that the other party was still awake, and whispered: "Send me a copy of the video, this week's "Zhongye Unyielding" has new material."

It does not make sense? !Could it be that he did something to Zhong Yuanzhong during the fragmentation process?

"...Mr. Dazai, please tell me first, why did I call the teacher yesterday?"

Shimao browsed the call time on the call log, and felt that it was not good no matter what he thought, it seems that he not only did something to the middle, but even Mori Ogai did not let it go?

He seemed to have seen Mori Ogai showing a sinister smile to him, saying - the autopsy room warned that the autopsy would not stop all night.

"...Ayu, I didn't expect you to be so powerful, even Mr. Mori can't do anything to you." Dazai Osamu showed the expression Shima Yu didn't want to see the most, that kind of spontaneous admiration, can It must not be a good thing to let people like Osamu Dazai feel admiration from the bottom of his heart!

Yuu Shima was about to open the photo album of the mobile phone, when a low battery prompt popped up in the center of the screen, the screen of the mobile phone went black, and the phone shut down automatically.

He had no choice but to let it go, wait until the battery was fully charged, and then confirm what shameful thing he had done.

"Ayu, you are worthy of being the capable subordinate I taught you." Osamu Dazai patted Yuu Shima on the shoulder in affirmation.

Yuu Shima almost fell back on the bed after being slapped by Osamu Dazai.

"...What's going on with the hand-shoulder yesterday?" Shima Yu couldn't get any information from the mobile phone, so Shimao could only try to piece together the truth from the mouths of witnesses.

Osamu Dazai showed a posthumous expression on hearing the words, "I didn't expect that the fungus called Jianshouqing is actually a species that is very easy to be poisoned if it is not handled properly in Yunnan."

"Fortunately, Ayu, you ate all that dish by yourself, so everyone else is safe."

"However, it is precisely because of eating a large amount of Jianshouqing that the symptoms of poisoning are particularly serious."

Shima Yugang brought it up again with a sigh of relief, food poisoning is not a joke, he can still lie here safely now, it is thanks to himself that he is a monster with strong vitality.Otherwise, the place where he should be lying now is probably in the ward of the hospital.

"However..." Osamu Dazai said with some insatiable desire, "This kind of mushroom is really delicious."

"... Mr. Dazai, didn't you say that I ate the whole plate?" Shima Yu asked hesitantly.

"It's true that Ayu ate up the whole fried plate by himself." Osamu Dazai replied briskly, "But I secretly hid a mushroom, and after seeing Ayu you were poisoned, I also ate it raw." Duo. It's a pity that the dose may not be enough, so he didn't die smoothly." Osamu Dazai's voice was full of regret.

It was hopeless, Shimao held his forehead helplessly, he could fully imagine how two people who were poisoned by mushrooms made a scene at Sawada's house last night.

"Let's go." Osamu Dazai encouraged Shima Yu, "Go to my room to charge the phone, and then send the video to me."

Shima Yuu followed Dazai Osamu out of bed dubiously, and he tiptoed out of the room. Before leaving, he pulled the quilt and covered Nakahara Chuya.

Shima Yu's mobile phone is the same model as Dazai Osamu's, and the charging interface is also the same. Shima Yu charges the phone.

The phone was able to restart, Shimao clicked on the photo album, and there were several videos in it. He picked the one closest to the time before he lost his memory, but his fingers refused to click the play button of the video. Going down is like opening Pandora's box, and something terrible will happen.

Osamu Dazai clicked the play button first.

As the video started to play, Shima Yu's memory gradually came back——

"Ayu, are you alright?"

Nakahara Nakaya stretched out his hand nervously and shook it in front of Shima Yu, but Shima Yu didn't respond at all, his eyes were erratic, and he never focused on Nakahara Chuya, but looked around him go.

"Yu, where are you looking?" Chuya Nakahara asked cautiously before waiting for Yuu Shima's answer.

"A lot...a lot of dwarfs." Shima Yu spoke vaguely and slowly, as if his brain couldn't process too much information.

"Is this hallucination?" Chuya Nakahara didn't mind the Shima Yu who looked like this, first helped Shima Yu from the floor to the sofa, and found that Shima Yu sat on the sofa and only cared about the air, He became anxious, "Dazai! Find a solution quickly!"

"Let's leave it alone, no matter when the time is up, the poison will be cured naturally, right?" Osamu Dazai made a completely unconstructive and useless suggestion.

"Since it's the poisonous mushroom you brought, there must be an antidote, right?" Zhong Yuan said to Reborn, "Take it out."

Reborn looked at Biyangqi, the long-haired girl looked strange, "I'm fine when I eat."

"How about letting Ayu's Hiyori come to treat you?" Osamu Dazai suggested maliciously.

"This is Ah Yu's ability, not mine."

Now, Zhongyuan Zhong can only be a dead horse as a living horse doctor. He took down the sunny doll on Shimao's shoulder, and the mosquito coil eyes turned on Hiyori's face, as if he also suffered a critical attack from a poisonous mushroom harm.Nakahara Chuya suspiciously imitated Shima Yuu's usual operation, and gently pinched Hi and Yuan Gungun's head.

Five seconds passed and nothing happened.

"Hiyo, wake up."

Nakahara Chuya pinched Shimo Hiyori's head again, this time with a little force, Hiyori turned his head away with a click, as if he was desperately unwilling to cooperate.

"It seems that Hiyori only listens to Shima Yuko alone." Osamu Dazai said thoughtfully.

This pinching didn't matter, but it woke Shima Yuu who was obediently admiring the dwarf's dancing. The black-haired boy turned his head stiffly and stared at Nakahara Nakaya.

"I'll give it back to you." Nakahara couldn't bear Shima Yu's stare, so he stuffed Hiyori back into Shima Yu's arms.

"Chuya, it's time to sleep." Shima Yu showed an idiot smile, "I'm going to bed."

"Okay, okay, go to bed." Nakahara Nakaya coaxed him, and helped Shima Yuu to lie down on the couch.

"But..." Shima Yu said aggrievedly, "If you go to bed without a lullaby, you can't sleep at all. Chuya, why don't you sing me a lullaby~"

When Yuu Shima spoke, he didn't look at Chuya Nakahara, but in midair where there was nothing.

Under everyone's meaningful eyes, Zhong Yuanzhong was so nervous that he blew up, "Let's go back and talk about it!"

"No!" Shima Yu, who used to be submissive to Nakahara Chuya, refused uncharacteristically this time. He said firmly, "I want to listen to a lullaby now!"

"What, what... what?" Zhongyuan Zhong also stuttered in panic, he didn't even have to turn his head, he could imagine the look of the group of people behind him watching the show.

Yuu Shimao moved on the sofa like a caterpillar, he put his head on Chuya Nakahara's legs like a pillow, and he was still humming, "Singing... Chuya didn't often Sing it to me? I want to hear it and sing it, I want to sleep."

Probably holding the idea of ​​coaxing Shima Yuu to sleep and leaving here, Nakahara Nakaya still compromised, "Just one song."

Satisfied, Shima Yu said, "Okay~"

"But I want to record." Shima Yu said again.

"No recording!"

In the end, Yuu Shima didn't hold back and turned on the video.

In the mobile phone video, Zhong Yuanzhong also hummed his favorite rock music with a slightly low voice. At first, his voice was a little stiff and uncomfortable, but then he gradually let go. As the song gradually reached its climax, he His voice gradually became higher.

But at this moment, a discordant voice intervened, it was Shima Yuu's own voice.

"Chuya, why didn't you dance with the dwarfs?"

Nakahara Chuya's singing stopped abruptly, his voice seemed to be squeezed out of his teeth, "I can't dance."

"Dance! Dance! Dance!" Dao Yu didn't follow him anymore, yelling like a mentally handicapped child, even Lan Bo, the brat next to him, bowed down.

"...Don't even think about it." Zhong Yuan Zhong also pretended to be stern and warned: "I can't dance."

"But the dwarves dance very cutely..." Shimao Yuu opened his eyes wide and looked innocent, "Aren't you going to join your companions?"

Osamu Dazai's insolent laughter instantly filled the whole room, and it didn't stop for a long time. Nakahara Chuya's brows had a well-like vein, "Bastard Dazai, give me a little! Hurry up and find a way!"

Osamu Dazai was almost laughing until he was out of oxygen, and he coughed after a long while and said, "Chuya, you can show Ah Yu the dance, and fulfill his wish."

"I can't even jump to death!"

Hearing this, Yuu Shima quit again, in order to let Nakahara Chuya integrate into the team of the dwarves, he can be said to have broken his heart, "Chuya, if you are like this, the dwarfs will not play with you. "

"...I don't need to play with dwarves."

"If you don't stay with the dwarves, you will be lonely."

Yuu Shima said a lot of nonsense, took out his phone, Nakahara Nakaya had a bad intuition, "What are you going to do, Yuu?"

"Since Zhongye doesn't listen to me..." Shimao threatened with a mobile phone, "I'm looking for someone who will make Chuya obedient."

Nakahara Chuya couldn't think of such a person after thinking about it. He crossed his arms and competed with Shima Yuu, "Go find it, I see who you are looking for..."

Before he finished speaking, Shima Yu on the other side had already pressed Mori Ogai's phone number.

The phone was connected, and before Mori Ogai could say anything, Yuu Shima cried first, "Teacher! Chu is no longer obedient!"

Mori Ogai on the other end of the phone was taken aback. At first he thought it was Nakahara Chuya who had defected. He took down his phone to confirm that it was Yuu Shima's number. After thinking about it again, the description of disobedient How delicate it is.

"...Why are you disobedient?"

Shimao said bluntly: "He doesn't dance with dwarves!"

Mori Ogai had question marks all over his head, wondering whether these two people had been hit by the enemy's supernatural power, and he said with an inexplicable expression: "Yu, please give Dazai-kun the phone number."

"Dazai." Shima Yu held up the phone, "The teacher said to give you the phone."

After being poisoned, I don't even use honorifics when I speak.

However, Osamu Dazai unexpectedly pulled out a mushroom that he secretly hid while cooking in the kitchen, and stuffed it directly into his mouth with a gulp.

The fresh mushrooms were tender and juicy. Osamu Dazai swallowed the mushrooms after chewing a few mouthfuls. The uncooked mushrooms worked extremely quickly. He held on to the last sliver of reason and showed a devilish smile at Zhong Yuan Zhong, "Zhong Yuan Zhong Also, come on!"

Nakahara Chuya went crazy and said, "Bastard Dazai why are you here at this time!!!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi was shocked, and it took him a long time to find his voice, "... Dazai-senpai... is really a...ruthless person."

But he soon had no time to sigh, Dazai Osamu had already jumped on his back, and explained in a passionate voice: "Look what I found, a rabbit! I'm going to catch it and have a barbecue with Ayu eat!!!"

"Cough cough cough... help!" Sawada Tsunayoshi was directly crushed to the ground by Dazai Osamu's weight, "Reborn!"

Reborn didn't know when he changed his costume, and directly COS a mushroom, he said calmly, "I'm a poisonous mushroom, I can't save a rabbit."

"Woo..." Shimao sniffed, and said to Mori Ogai in a very sad tone: "Dazai...he ate mushrooms..."

Even though he was not there, Ogai Mori could imagine what happened on the other end. Osamu Dazai's past history was vivid in his memory. He coaxed Yuu Shima and said, "Yu, did you also eat mushrooms?"

"...What mushroom?" Shima Yu asked blankly, he quickly forgot Mori Ogai's question, and got wronged again, "What if you don't want to dance?"

"This kind of thing... still depends on your own subjective wishes, right?" Mori Ogai persuaded earnestly: "You can't force Chuya-kun to do something he doesn't want."

"Really?" Shima Yuu's voice gradually weakened, "...Hara, so Naka didn't want to..."

"...Okay...I, I see."

Nakahara Chu also didn't know what Mori Ogai and Shima Yu said, but there seemed to be water droplets in Shima Yu's eyes, and when it reached the critical point, tears burst out of his eyes.

Shima Yu said sobbingly: "Since... Zhong is not willing, I will not force him."

As soon as he heard Shima Yu's cry, Mori Ogai knew that the problem was serious, and quickly coaxed: "It's not impossible to watch the dance. Ah Yu, can you give Chuya-kun a call?"

Why is Shima Yu acting like a child now?Mori Ogai was powerless.

Shima Yu obediently handed over the phone to Chuya Nakahara.

"Boss." Nakahara was also worried about Shima Yuu's abnormal appearance, and briefly reported the situation, "Both of them ate poisonous mushrooms that have hallucinogenic effects."

"So that's the case, no wonder you can see such a different Yuu." Mori Ogai's voice trembled slightly as he held back his laughter, "Chuya-kun, why don't you fulfill Yuu's wish?"

"Huh?" Zhong Yuanzhong didn't expect such words to come from the leader's mouth, "...I can't do it."

Hearing what Nakahara said, Shimao cried even louder, and Nakahara had no choice but to wave at him, Shimao rubbed his eyes and walked over obediently.

The orange-haired boy pressed Shima Yu into his arms, and patted Shima Yu's back with one hand, lest he would hiccup from crying, while talking with Mori Ogai.

Shima Yu couldn't hear what Mori Ogai and Nakahara Nakaya said, and saw Nakahara Nakaya's bitter face through his teary eyes, as if he was helpless.

The scene after that was a group of demons dancing wildly. Shima Yu didn't even notice it, and his memory was completely fragmented from there. He held his head in pain. Why did he want to recall these things? Why don't he just forget them all at once? !

The video is basically a black screen throughout the entire process. I am afraid that it was recorded by mistakenly touching the record button at an unknown time, but Shima Yu now recalls everything.

"I didn't expect to find something unexpected." Dazai Osamu said with a sinister smile, "Ayu, please send me the video."

"No!" Shimao strongly refused.

Just kidding, once these videos are released, not only Chuya's reputation will be ruined, but he will also be shameless.

"Stingy ghost." Osamu Dazai puffed up his face unhappily, "Obviously Ayu, you didn't intend to delete these videos, did you?"

"How, how could it be!" Shima Yu said with a guilty conscience.

This is precious video material, and he still counts on it to be slowly recollected in the dead of night. It has been a long time since Zhong also sang to lull him to sleep, after all, he is not a child anymore.

Yuu Shima keenly noticed that there is still a video in the personal collection of the album. He really has no memory of this video. If there is another embarrassing deed, he will definitely suffocate.He decisively found an excuse to go to the toilet, turned down the volume, and clicked to play the video.

"Really, it's only this time, and this time is not an example." Zhong Yuanzhong also lowered his voice, and said in a slightly hoarse voice.

The scene in the video seems to be in Chuya Nakahara’s room. The orange-haired boy is humming rock music softly. His movements are jerky. The white shirt fully shows the boy’s good figure. The eye-catching black neckband when moving the neck, the slender but powerful wrist hidden by the glove, or the mermaid line that is faintly exposed from the hem of the white shirt when jumping, every movement of waving hands, twisting the waist and twisting the hips All with inexplicable tension.

Shimao watched the video with his mouth covered almost the whole time, he suppressed his urge to scream, and felt a rush of hot blood rushing to the top of his head.

Ju, actually...danced for him to see! ! !

However, this dance seems to be completely different from the dance of the dwarves, right? !

Shima Yuto pupil earthquake.

Zhongyuan Zhongya didn't strangle him yesterday, it can be said that he was merciful because of the friendship for so many years.

Because he wanted to strangle himself right now.

The author has something to say: Eating fungi is very dangerous, please don't try to eat it just to see villains.

There are mushrooms in the Yunnan restaurant, which is really delicious!

Yokohama Diva's online debut

Is it sweet?Did you make up for the abuse from the episode?

After eating poisonous mushrooms, the character set collapsed, acting coquettishly and madly

Shima Yu: I’m going to kill myself yesterday

Dazai: Let’s go together

The update of the extra episode may be slower, if there is a stalk, I will throw it up, the sweetness in the extra episode is abusive for people in the original world

感谢在2020-08-1002:46:27~2020-08-1104:54:26期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of seamless toffee;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!