Port Nanny, Dementia Online

As soon as this remark came out, the two fell into a long silence, and it was Reborn who took the initiative to say, "Don't you just refute it?"

Yuu Shima also wanted to refute, but when he thought about it carefully, this was completely a showy operation that Osamu Dazai might have done, and he didn't know where to refute it.

"...Mr. Dazai may have his own ideas." With the presence of outsiders, Shima Yu could only aggrievedly defend the integrity that Osamu Dazai did not have as his boss.

"That's right." Reborn said with the corner of his mouth curled up, "I see you differently."

"I don't feel happy at all." Shima Yu said perfunctorily, he picked up his schoolbag, "Although I don't believe what you said intellectually, I still have to confirm with Mr. Dazai."

It is a pity that Osamu Dazai did not come to the classroom of the first grade after school. Under the regretful expression of Kurokawa Hana, Yuu Shima was able to escape smoothly.

"I finally waited until you came to the door."

Sawada Nana had already prepared extra meals for the three of them at home, and she expressed a warm welcome to their arrival.

"Excuse me, Miss Nana." Shima Yu nodded awkwardly. To be honest, this was the first time he visited someone's house as a guest, and the cells all over his body were filled with rejection.

"It's okay, I heard that Shima-kun and Tsuna-kun have become friends. This is really a good thing to celebrate."

Nana Sawada brought slippers for them, "Come in quickly, Dazai-kun has arrived."

"Dazai has arrived?" Shima Yu looked puzzled, feeling that Dazai didn't show up after school because he came to Sawada's house first?

At this time, a girl with long pink hair came from the direction of the living room, "Mom, the pot is already boiling, I will turn off the fire for you."

"Ala... so busy opening the door, I completely forgot about it." Nana Sawada rubbed her face with one hand, "I'm really troublesome for Biyangqi."

"It's nothing." Bi Yangqi glanced at Shima Yu and Nakahara Nakaya who were standing in the entrance, showing a meaningful smile, "By the way, there are so many people here tonight, let me help."

"Won't this trouble Biyangqi too much?"

"No, Mom." Reborn also interjected, "It's really hard for Mom to cook for so many people."

"And Dazai said that he also wants to learn how to cook and is willing to help." Bi Yangqi smiled and pushed Nana Sawada back to the living room, "Mom, just take a good rest, we will do the rest."

At this moment, the pink-haired girl turned her head and said to the two people in the entrance, "Please come in."

"Who is this?" Shimao Yu entered the room with a puzzled expression on his face, and found that the inside was much more lively than what was described in the information, and there were two small children who were fighting for each other.

Isn't Tsunayoshi Sawada's family composed of simple parents plus him alone?When did more sisters and younger brothers and sisters appear?

Reborn briefly introduced, "These are members of Gang's family."

"Including children?"

"Yes."

"I thought that only Hong Kong gangsters would do shameless acts of recruiting children, but I didn't expect Pengo Lie to be such an organization." Shima Yu twitched his lips, and his feelings turned out to be the same for mafia.

"Ayu, Chuya, you are finally here." Osamu Dazai leaned out from the kitchen, holding a spatula in his hand, and wearing a ridiculous cat apron.

"Mr. Dazai, what are you doing?" Shima Yuu asked weakly.

"As you can see!" Dazai Osamu kept waving the spatula like a magical girl's magic wand, "In order to improve the diet of the three of us, I'm learning to cook!"

Your action is too fast!

"Biyangqi is a very famous culinary master in Italy." Osamu Dazai said with a firm face, "I can just learn something about cooking from her."

"Dazai, you are willing to cook?" Zhong Yuanzhong was also incredulous.

From their point of view, Osamu Dazai has absolutely nothing to do with the kitchen.

"Mr. Dazai, I have something to ask you."

Shimao Yu was about to ask about joining Peng Lie, when Biyangqi in the kitchen shouted, "Dazai, you must carefully write down the method of handling this ingredient."

"Yes!" Osamu Dazai answered with a high voice, then turned and went into the kitchen again.

don't go!Yuu Shima's face collapsed. He still had to face Chuya Nakahara who didn't know what happened. Chuya didn't hear his conversation with Reborn. If he knew, the kitchen might not be demolished.

The hospitable Sawada Nana brought tea and snacks, and greeted the two of them, "Island-kun and Nakahara-kun, let's eat together."

Yuu Shima could only sit down honestly and watch TV with Nana Sawada. This woman seemed to know nothing about the mafia, but she was full of tolerance like the sky for all kinds of weirdness in the house heart of.

Should it be that she has too much heart?

When Tsunayoshi Sawada dawdled back home, he saw Yuu Shima and the others sitting in the living room, and immediately had a mournful face, as if he didn't like seeing them very much.

Of course, if someone who claims to be a mafia comes over and says that a wanted criminal is coming to kill you, everyone will be surprised, but this Pengelie [-]th generation seems to be far from the mafia boss he imagined.

"Everyone is coming to eat."

Busy until dinner time, Sawada Nana called.

The table was full of sumptuous dishes, Yuu Shima walked over to take a look, every dish looked very normal, he couldn't help but wonder, could it be that Osamu Dazai just made a move?

"Ah! Biyangqi, are you cooking again?!" On the contrary, Tsunayoshi Sawada yelled, pointing at a certain dish on the table.

"Why are you panicking?" Biyangqi confidently raised the ends of her long pink hair, "I'm busy teaching my new disciples this time, so I only made this one dish."

As disturbing as it sounds, Shimao secretly memorized the dish and decided to stay away from it when eating.

"What is this?" Shimao pointed to a mushroom on the table that looked ordinary but smelled very attractive, feeling that there was a strange charm that was tempting him.

"This is an ingredient brought by Yiping from Yunnan, China." Biyangqi said, "It's a fungus called Jianshouqing. I have tasted it and it tastes very delicious. You can try it."

"Yes, yes!" Dazai Osamu nodded again and again, he picked up the dish as if offering a treasure, and said confidently: "This is the dish I made under the guidance of Teacher Biyangqi."

"Ayu." Osamu Dazai bent his eyes to hide the malicious intentions in his eyes, and coaxed him calmly, "Come and have a taste."

Shimao looked at Chuya Nakahara hesitantly, "Chuya, do you want to eat?"

"Don't!" Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his face away in disgust, "It's probably some kind of prank cooking, I won't be fooled."

"It's not the first time that Chuya treats me like this." Osamu Dazai's tone didn't change at all, "But I believe Ayu, you won't let me down, right?"

The bandaged boy's eyebrows and eyes were curved, and he brought the dish in front of Shima Yuu, and his anticipation did not seem to be fake.

"It's better not to eat it." Tsunayoshi Sawada hesitated to dissuade: "Although this dish looks quite normal."

The tangy fragrance of fungi caught all of Shima Yu's mind, he subconsciously ignored Sawada Tsunayoshi's blocking action, and couldn't help stretching out his chopsticks to the dish in front of him.

If you die, just die, at worst, let Hiyori save him when the time comes.

The taste of the entrance is delicious beyond imagination. The deliciousness of the fungi is mixed with the sweetness of the vegetables. The two seem to be a natural pair. It is hard to imagine that this dish is actually made by Osamu Dazai .

"what about the taste?"

Shimao swallowed the food and gave a thumbs up, "Very delicious!"

"I didn't expect my first cooking to be a big success!" Osamu Dazai looked very happy, and he passed the dish over again, "Eat more, I want to hear more from Ayu Praise."

Sawada Tsunayoshi on the side breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably, "I didn't expect Dazai-senpai's cooking skills to be so good."

This time Shimao didn't look at death like home as before, he obediently picked up another chopstick, his body seemed to be full of countless motivations, with this dish he could serve three bowls of rice!

Shima Yuu ate up Dazai Osamu's dish like a storm, and Dazai Osamu puffed up his face in disappointment, "Did nothing happen?"

"What are you still expecting?" Nakahara Chuya asked suspiciously, he had long felt that Dazai Osamu had bad intentions, and because of Dazai Osamu's various bad deeds, only Shima Yuu would be fooled by him again and again.

"Forgot to mention." With rice in his mouth, Reborn mumbled, "Biyangqi is a poisonous cooking killer."

"Then the dishes she taught Dazai, wouldn't it be fatal to eat them?! Ayu!" Nakahara stood up nervously, and he shook Shima Yuko's shoulders, "Quickly spit it out! This dish poisonous!"

"...Is it poisonous?" Shima Yu tilted his head, "But it tastes delicious, and my body doesn't feel uncomfortable."

"Hey, when will this poison take effect?" Zhong Yuan asked anxiously.

Sawada Tsunayoshi said: "Biyangqi's words usually take effect immediately, and the dishes cooked by Dazai-senpai seem to be fine."

"Dazai, did you put anything strange in it?!" Nakahara Chuya turned his head and asked him.

"Well..." Osamu Dazai recalled: "They are all very normal ingredients. Chuya, you actually questioned that the dishes I made are poisonous?!"

Osamu Dazai grieved and said: "I made it for the sake of everyone. You think of me so much?"

Facing the aggressive Osamu Dazai, Nakahara also felt a little guilty, "I'm just a little nervous, but since Ayu is fine, it seems that I'm thinking too much."

However, as soon as his words fell, Shima Yuu fell to the ground with a plop.

"It's so strange~" Even Shima Yu's voice became erratic, with a peculiar ending, his hands pointing back and forth in the air, "...Why do I see so many villains?"

Nakahara Chuya threw himself nervously beside Shima Yu, "How are you, Ah Yu?"

In Shimao Yu's ears, I couldn't hear Chuya Nakahara's voice at all, I could only see Chuya Nakahara's mouth opening and closing, Shimao smiled stupidly: "Did I have hallucinations? Why did I see so many Nakahara Chuyas?" face dwarf."

"Pfft ha ha ha..." Osamu Dazai laughed out of joy, "Yu, you read that right, Chuya is a dwarf in the first place!"

The sight in front of him and the sound he heard gradually drifted away, leaving only a few Zhongya dwarves jumping in front of him and dancing around him...

Shimao Yu couldn't remember what happened later no matter how he recalled, he scratched his head, wanting to pull out his hair all bald.

How does this dish have a stronger effect than a drinking video?

What the hell happened, why did he wake up in Nakahara Chuya's bed?

"Yu, you're awake." Osamu Dazai opened the door, winked at him and said, "A terrible thing happened yesterday, you'd better check your phone."

Shima Yuu hurriedly turned on the phone and browsed the call history on the phone. When did he call Mori Ogai? !Why does he have no impression at all.

What kind of amnesia dish is this? !

The author has something to say: Toxic cooking, I think, may be problematic in the eyes of 27, but it is super normal in the eyes of others

Dazai's craftsmanship - amazing!

Notice! ! ! OOC warning! ! !Nothing to do with the text! ! !

Next is the side story. After the main text is finished, I will integrate it into a chapter and send it out.

I beg the little angels to comment, rounding up is 2 more w

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If the person who picked up Shima Yuu first was Dazai 1

Shimao fell into the water, and the water temperature of Tsurumi River was as cold as ever, instantly submerging him. Just when he was about to completely lose consciousness, a surge of life force poured into his body, and his body glowed with new vitality. vitality.

He didn't die yet, the exuberant vitality of the monster really couldn't kill him no matter what he did.

Shimao pulled out the scalpel in his white coat, quickly cut off the aquatic plants wrapped around his ankles, and swam towards the shiny water——

The black-haired boy's head came out of the water, he turned his head and looked around, someone was stuck in the water in an upside-down posture, Shima Yu pulled the corner of his mouth, swam over, and grabbed the man's leg, Swim straight to the shore.

He threw the man to the shore, and threw himself on it. The man was so crushed by himself that he was almost sent away on the spot in pain.

Shimao skillfully unbuttoned Dazai Osamu's shirt, his fingertips ran across the bandage on his chest, found the pressing part, and began to perform artificial respiration. His lips crossed into the air, Shimao meticulously carried out the artificial respiration rescue operation.With the number of times Dazai had to enter the water every two or three days, his artificial respiration technique became more and more proficient.Under dozens of pressures, Osamu Dazai successfully spit out the river water in his lungs.

"Cough cough cough... I almost saw the Santu River, and there is an old woman waving at me over there."

After Osamu Dazai woke up, he opened his bloodshot eyes and complained.

"But I didn't die." Shima Yu didn't care about him, and pinched Shimo Hiyori's head dumbly, and the healing energy instantly restored Osamu Dazai's broken ribs, "We agreed to die together, and you alone will be fine." What's wrong with dying?"

"That's impossible." Osamu Dazai got up neatly, "It's too difficult for the monster's vitality to die by diving into the water. Let's go, go to work."

"Dazai-sama, Shima-sama."

On the bank of the river, Guangjin Liulang was leading a group of black-clothed men on standby. Seeing the two dragging their wet bodies walking towards here step by step, their bowed waists were lowered a bit.

"Ah...what's the matter?" Osamu Dazai said casually while wringing out his overcoat.

"Hirotsu." Shima Yu added the man's name. He shook off the bandage wrapped around his left hand, which was soaked by the river water. It was hanging heavily on his hand at this time, "I want to change clothes and go back See Mr. Mori at headquarters."

"What about me?" Osamu Dazai pointed at himself.

"Aji, go to the task honestly." Shima Yu whistled leisurely, "I got the news yesterday that someone threatened to sneak attack on tonight's trading site."

"Ayu~" Osamu Dazai dragged out his tone resentfully, "It's so boring."

"Goodbye." Shimao waved his back to Osamu Dazai smartly, and soon behind him, his subordinates graciously handed him a bath towel, and then put on a windbreaker to keep out the cold.

Shima Yu wiped his wet head, and casually threw the bath towel back on the body of an unknown subordinate.

On the embankment of the river bed, leaning on the side of the heavy locomotive and wearing a hat, the orange-haired boy looked at Shima Yu who was coming towards him.When no one was around, the black-haired boy looked so sleepy that he seemed about to fall into a deep sleep in the next second. His half-closed eyelids and dazzling golden eyes were half hidden.His white coat was hanging wet on his body, and the breeze blew by, the boy shook and gathered the overcoat he was wearing.

Seeing Shima Yuu's appearance, his mood was a little complicated.

Yuu Shima took the lead in greeting with a smile, "Mr. Chuya."

"...A Yu." Nakahara Chuya put his hands in his pockets and nodded towards Shima Yu, "The leader summoned you, and he asked me to take you back to the headquarters."

"But it's going to be cold on a locomotive."

"If you know it's cold, don't casually enter the water with Dazai!" Nakahara Nakaya said irritably, "Really, how could it be like this?!"

"It will become like this if you enter the water." Shima Yu didn't take it seriously at all, "Then let's overcome it a little bit."

"Get over it!" Nakahara Chuya got on the bike. He was riding a two-seater motorcycle.Shima Yu also acted like a journeyman, and obediently climbed into the back seat of the motorcycle.

"Mr. Nakaya, please use gravity." Shima Yu spoke in a very flat voice, as if talking about an unimportant matter, rather than instructing the reserve cadres to use supernatural powers as his seat belt.

The crotches of the two were tightly pressed together, and the wet steam passed through the fabric and passed to Nakahara Chuya's body. He moved his legs uncomfortably.

"You're really impolite when you speak." Although Nakahara Nakaya said so, his body was very honest and he used his supernatural ability to firmly control Shima Yuu so that he would not be taken away by the speeding motorcycle.

Shima Yuu was not afraid of the strong pushing back, untied the old bandage calmly, found a roll of new bandage from the coat pocket, and wrapped it skillfully for himself.

"Is it cold?" There was no sound from behind for a long time, and Zhong Yuanzhong also quietly slowed down the car, turned his head and asked.

The sunny doll on the boy's shoulders is constantly emitting golden light.

"I lied to you if I said it would be cold." Shima Yu said maliciously: "My sunny doll absorbs the energy of the sun, so the energy emitted has temperature. If nothing else, it's okay to be a hand warmer. "

"Are you kidding me?" Nakahara Chuya's voice gradually weakened.

Shima Yuu who was behind him suddenly attached himself, his whole body clinging to Nakahara Chuya's back, he stretched out his hands to wrap around Nakahara Chuya's thin and tough waist, and even squeezed it maliciously.

"Hey, what are you doing?!" Nakahara Chuya said bluntly, his whole body was blown up.

"There is something wrong with Chuya-san today."

The boy's voice was close to Nakahara Chuya's ears, he stretched out his arm and pressed it on the handle of the motorcycle, and then pressed the brake handle hard to the end.

The speeding locomotive braked halfway unexpectedly, and Shimao turned over and flew out. A slight carelessness in such a dangerous action would result in a bloody fall, but Shimao was not afraid at all. There was a heartfelt joyful smile on his face, as if he was looking forward to something.

His movements were clumsy in Nakahara Chuya's eyes. His brain consciously wanted to make protective movements, but his physical fitness couldn't keep up, so he was thrown far away.

Even at the critical moment, Nakahara still remembered to protect Shimao Yu with gravity, the locomotive rolled over and slid tens of meters away, and the two stood safely and steadily on the ground.

"What are you doing?" Zhong Yuan was also furious. He clenched his fists and faced Shima Yu's expressionless face, but he couldn't do anything. He could only swallow his anger back, "This is very dangerous. ah!"

"Mr. Chuya has too many flaws." Yuu Shima quickly pulled out the scalpel and put it on Chuya Nakahara's neck, with a smile on his face, "Although it is a shock to be killed by an enemy with the ability to disguise People are full of expectations, but I'm sorry, my death plan is to die with Azhi."

"...I'm not an enemy." Zhong Yuanzhong also took a deep breath, and it seemed that some turbulent emotions were about to pour out of his eyes.

"I know." Yuu Shima withdrew his hand before he could speak, "Mr. Nakaya, who protects me with supernatural powers even when the car overturns, is not an enemy."

"Then you still...?" Nakahara Naka has completely lost control of Shima Yu in front of him.

"But I still can't help but want to tease Mr. Chuya." Shimao played with the scalpel, and Nakahara watched the scalpel that could easily cut a person's throat fly freely at Shimao's fingertips, "If it is Chu Mr. Ye would not call me Ayu, I hope you can improve next time."

"Improve what? Do you want to have a next time?"

"That Mr. Chuya can only say things like 'I don't want you to sit in my car, it will dirty my seat cushion.'" Shimao put his index finger on his lips, "Let me guess, the other one The me in the world must have a good relationship with Chuya-san, right?"

Nakahara Nakata seemed to have been exposed, he moved his body, trying to avoid staring at Shima Yu.

Shima Yu didn't give him this chance, he stretched out his hand, hooked Nakahara Chuya's neckband, and forced Nakahara Chuya to fall in his direction.Zhongyuan Zhong also hit Dao You's gilt gold, which seemed to be as warm as the sun, but there was a hint of coldness in his eyes.

"I don't know where you came from and when you're going back, but before Mr. Chuya comes back, I hope you can play 'Mr. Chuya' well."

The black-haired boy didn't know what to eat, he was stunned that he was much taller than Shima Yu in Nakahara Chuya's world, and his momentum also overwhelmed Nakahara Nakaya. When he restrained Nakahara Chuya, It was Chuya Nakahara's indifferent expression that he had never seen before, like a sunflower that had been growing tenaciously in the dark, dyed with a different color.

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt his throat astringent for a while, "You know?"

"Ten years of fire, arrow, cannon, right? Aji never let me play with it before." Shimao said flatly, "Stingy."

"Can such a dangerous thing be played with casually?!" Zhong Yuan was really angry, baring his teeth and claws like a cat with fried hair: "Hurry up and let me go!"

"Sorry." Shima Yu let go of his hand, and sincerely apologized: "Seeing Mr. Chuya, I can't help but want to try the content of yesterday's book."

"what book?"

""Ten Ways of Love"." Shima Yu recalled the content of the book, "I originally raised my chin and talked closer, but Mr. Nakaya is too short, and the height of the chocker is just right."

"I'm still in the growth period! I'll grow!" Nakahara Zhong also jumped and shouted.

"I really miss it." Shima Yu said with emotion: "Mr. Nakaya said this sentence when he first met me, and he has never said this sentence again until now."

Chuya Nakahara hasn't been angry because of Shima Yu for so many years, and now he is angry with Shima Yu in this parallel world in front of him.

"What's going on in this world?" Nakahara Nakaya hesitated and said, "Yu, why are you with that Dazai...in the river?"

"I'm committing suicide." Shimao replied briskly, "Aji wanted to die, so I had no choice but to accompany him."

"No one would want to accompany this kind of thing?!" Zhong Yuanzhong was also dumbfounded, "And you still call him... Azhi." He twisted his face, "What kind of disgusting name is this."

Shima Yuu blinked in surprise and said, "Mr. Nakaya, don't you know? Aji and I are childhood sweethearts, and we grew up together."

"What?!" Nakahara Zhong also retorted without thinking: "Obviously it's me and Ayu..."

His words paused, and he realized that this was a parallel world. Did the difference in the so-called parallel world refer to this?

"So that's the case?" Shima Yu showed a smirk that made people want to tear off a mask, "In another world, I and Mr. Nakaya were childhood sweethearts."

"This is really an unexpected direction." Shima Yu held his chin and pondered: "I understand, I'm afraid it's been ten years. Something went wrong. Before Mr. Nakaya returns, please Bear with me, the relationship between the two of us is not so close."

"Mr. Chuya, don't have any psychological burden."

"If someone finds out that you are not Mr. Chuya, I can't protect Mr. Chuya. I don't want Mr. Chuya in this world to be questioned by others."

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Yuu Shima realized that he was not the Chuya of this world when he spoke.

The left hand was cut. Wrist. The wound was not healed and wrapped with a bandage. Yes, Shimao who was picked up by Dazai became a shaking M. He entered the water to accompany Dazai

Dazai picked up Shima Yu will be taller than the original world, the final height is 178, and he doesn't want to go to school

Mr. Mori picked up Shimao Yu, height 176

Only Shima Yu who Nakaya picked up is the shortest!Height 172 (Is this taller?

感谢在2020-08-0903:45:54~2020-08-1002:46:27期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Sima Xuxu; 1 bottle of Maomao's Tail and Wanye Qiansheng;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!