The human disqualification of an outsider

On the streets of Yokohama, Kunikida Doppo was holding his "ideal" booklet and walking on the streets. The familiar and unfamiliar streets made him feel a little dazed, but in the next second, he quickly calmed down again. Some time ago, A long memory suddenly appeared in his mind. After analysis, he found that it was his memory for the next ten years.

Kunikida Doppo doesn't like things that go beyond his "ideal" very much, but one of the good things about having future memories is that he can judge the success rate of some things and implement plans faster.

He has become a member of the Armed Detective Agency. Through testing, he found that the members of the Detective Agency have such a memory. From the memory, they are probably because the whole agency helped the black hand named "Peng Lie". The party has the memory of ten years later, but the port mafia, which did not participate in the war, has no such memory.

After confirming this point, the methods of the armed detective agency to deal with the port mafia have become more and more abundant, and even the vigilance has also increased. According to memory, their confrontation with the port mafia was not just once, but from time to time. will appear.

Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses. He still remembered his partner in his memory, that guy named "Osamu Dazai", who was clearly the only person with a high IQ in the Armed Detective Agency. Always pursuing death, that guy occasionally courts death, but specifically, he is indeed a smart person, and they even joked in private that the other party is a man with a script.

Although he said he hated it, Kunikida Doppo was very satisfied with Osamu Dazai overall. Of course, it would be even better if the other party could reduce the number of suicides.

With everyone's memories in mind, many members came to the Armed Detective Agency on their own, and the meeting time was much earlier. The only two who didn't come were Atsushi Nakajima and Osamu Dazai.

They once speculated that the reason for Atsushi Nakajima is that the other party is still staying in the orphanage. For Osamu Dazai, it may be because of the special ability of "disqualification in the world" that he has no memory of ten years later.

With a cold snort, Kunikida walked quickly on the street alone. He just finished the task with Ranpo Edogawa and was in charge of bringing back the "big baby" of the detective agency. He saw him at the corner of the road. Osamu Dazai who is inviting people to die in love.

During this time, Kunikida Doppo, whose screen was refreshed by the memories related to Dazai Osamu, subconsciously rushed over there, and with one move, directly slapped his own notebook on the opponent's head, and shouted that sentence at the opponent: "Dazai! What are you doing with this bandage waste device?!"

After moving his hands, he realized that something was wrong. He looked down at Osamu Dazai who was covering his head. Kunikida Tokpo glanced out of the corner of his eye, and saw Atsushi Nakajima, who was stunned, and Nakahara Chuya, whose face turned black.

"It hurts..." Dazai Osamu muttered, he raised his head, his kite-colored eyes cast a sharp gaze on Kunikida Doppo, he took a step back, pulling himself and Kunikida apart At a distance of only one step, he stood up straight, put his hands in his pockets, and raised his hand to say hello, "Hi, Kunikida~"

"Hey, what..." Subconsciously, Kunikida Doppo's eyes were still watching Nakahara Chuya from the port mafia with some vigilance. He was not very clear about the situation in front of him, but seeing the black body on Dazai Osamu The suit jacket he wore was completely different from the beige jacket he remembered, but it looked a bit like the port mafia's clothing. Is this guy still in the port mafia?But the appearance of calling himself looks very familiar...

Recalling that Osamu Dazai told him about the other party's background in the future, Kunikida Doppo knew that this guy seemed to be an operative of the port mafia before, and he was the kind to team up with this Chuya Nakahara, but for this guy The appearance of the Mafia in the port is completely unfamiliar, but I simply think that it may be as foolish as in the detective agency.

He realized that he might just bump into Osamu Dazai who was still staying in the port mafia, he opened and closed his mouth, he suddenly didn't know what to say, he couldn't judge whether the other party knew him, let alone judge Do you have the memory of ten years later.

Looking at Atsushi Nakajima who showed a surprised expression from the corner of the eye, a thought flashed in Kunikida Doppo's mind. He suddenly realized that although it is impossible to judge whether Osamu Dazai has memories of ten years later, Atsushi Nakajima might Yes, at least the other party does not have this uncertainty.

He thought for a while, stretched out his hand, and said to Atsushi Nakajima, "You..."

"Mr. Kunikida!!!" Atsushi Nakajima, who was tortured by the mafia at the port, saw Kunikida Doppo and Edogawa Ranpo instantly felt like seeing his relatives. Seeing Osamu Dazai feels a different sense of security, at least, for now, for me, the Armed Detective Agency is much better than the port mafia.

"Hey, Dazai, what are you doing with this fish?" Nakahara Nakaya glanced at Kunikida Doppo, and was deeply impressed by the skillful communication between Kunikida Doppo and Dazai Osamu just now, but in his memory, Dazai Osamu should be It's right that he doesn't have any contact with the other party, so why on earth can that bastard Dazai greet others so skillfully? !

Naturally, he could identify the identity of the other party. Among the information on the members of the armed detective agency that Morio had given him, there was information on this person named Kunikida Doppo.

After looking up and down Kunikida Doppo for a while, Nakahara Nakaya went to Dazai Osamu's side, and together with him, they watched the relative recognition performance performed by Nakajima Atsushi.

"I don't know him." Osamu Dazai spread his hands innocently, he smiled, just seeing Kunikida Doppo and Edogawa Ranpo, he could judge from the miniature of Kunikida Doppo's eyes and the subtle changes in his expression It can be seen that the other party must know himself, and just by looking at the other party's eyes, the other party should know the future self like Atsushi Nakajima, not the current self.

"Future"?What a troublesome word.

During this period of time, I have been running around for a long time for the so-called future, obviously I have exhausted my mind, and I am said to be lazy all the time!

Thinking of the turmoil that had just subsided between himself and Mori Ogai, Osamu Dazai snorted softly, stretched out his hand, grabbed Atsushi Nakajima by the back collar, and dragged the "white tiger" in front of him, towards the country. Kida Doppo and Edogawa Ranpo said, "Sorry, who are you?"

——Obviously this guy just greeted me one second, and said he didn't know me the next second?

Kunikida Doppo glanced at Nakahara Chuya, and said, "Dazai, what are you doing? Are you still staying in the port mafia?"

"Eh? I've always been a member of the Port Mafia! Whether it's now or in the future, I will be~" Waving his hands, Osamu Dazai said in a startled tone, jumping happily, he jumped to the ground Behind Nakahara Chuya, he clapped his hands, and then his chin rested on the opponent's shoulder, and Chao Kunikida Doppo and Edogawa Ranpo showed a cute smile.

"Don't just use me as a table." With a cross on his forehead, Nakahara Chuya pushed Dazai Osamu's head away. He didn't say much, but silently weakened his sense of existence, making him look It's just a transparent person, he is only here to monitor, not the person in charge of all affairs.

"Oh..." Lowering his head pretending to be disappointed, Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand, pressed one hand directly on Atsushi Nakajima's head, and rubbed it vigorously, so hard that one wondered if he wanted to touch Atsushi Nakajima by the way. I lost all my hair, "This kid said he was a member of the Armed Detective Agency, but after seeing me in Tokyo, he kept sticking to me. I also had a headache. After all, Mr. Mori's nagging sounds very uncomfortable. of."

"And this...Mr. Kunikida in front of you?" deliberately using a more distant address, Dazai Osamu showed a faint smile, his kite-colored eyes were gloomy and gloomy, restraining all the original brilliance, and put his hands in his pockets , just standing casually like this, but the whole body exudes a dangerous aura, distorted and terrifying, this is the state he often used in the port mafia, this appearance alone is enough to deter those who dare to underestimate him people.

"You keep saying why I'm still in the port mafia, does it mean that you plan to poach Mr. Mori's corner?" Osamu Dazai tilted his head slightly, chuckled, and with a twist of his fingers, he directly pulled Zhongyuan Zhong He also looked at the windows on the fourth floor of the building beside him, pointed to one of the windows, lowered his voice, and read word by word, "Chuya, did you see that? That's where the Armed Detective Agency is located. If we rush in now , if we kill them directly, how much will Mr. Mori deduct from our wages?"

Lowering the brim of his hat, Nakahara didn't respond to Osamu Dazai's words. His intuition told him that Osamu Dazai's current state was very subtle, as if he was making trouble for no reason.

"Nakaya doesn't talk~" Osamu Dazai snorted softly, and didn't care that the other party didn't open his mouth. He gently pushed Atsushi Nakajima to Kunikida Doppo's side, and said lightly, "I, from I knew a long time ago that there will be nothing left by my side, no matter what I have, no matter who I know, everything will eventually leave, and there is only a difference in the length of time.”

"Mr. Dazai...?" Pushed forward suddenly, Atsushi Nakajima staggered a few steps forward and came to Kunikida Doppo, and then heard Osamu Dazai's words that could be said to be self-defeating.

He opened his eyes slightly, turned his head suddenly to look at Osamu Dazai, and saw an extremely sad smile on the other person's face, that kind of smile was like a smile that had lost so many things that he no longer felt anything , Pale and feeble, without the slightest vitality.

Atsushi Nakajima subconsciously wanted to reach out, grab Dazai's wrist, and tell the other party loudly "That's not the case", but someone was one step ahead of him.

Kunikida Doppo frowned, walked forward, and said in an almost awkward tone: "Since you have such a self-awareness, don't always cause trouble for people you know, and always wipe your face. Ass, we also have a headache!"

"If you can be more serious and obedient, we won't always say things that dislike you, but isn't that what you are like? Or, we know, you want to let The Dazai we know is that kind of person." Kunikida Doppo turned his head away, and couldn't help complaining a few words, "Do you know how tiring it is for me to clean up that mess for you?!"

"Eh?" Dazai Osamu was stunned for a moment, he raised his head, and looked at Kunikida Doppo with some surprise, his astonishment only stayed on his face for a second, then he couldn't help laughing, and even patted his body He leaned on Nakahara Chuya's shoulder and said loudly, "Chuya, look at Mr. Kunikida, he is so interesting!!!"

"Evidently we don't know each other, but he can say such a natural thing directly, why does he help me clean up the mess, how did he have such an illusion?" Saying such words, Osamu Dazai laughed, the corners of his eyes even He was stained with tears, and he didn't know whether he cried from laughing or was infected by Kunikida Doppo's words.

"Are you saying these things to the future me?" Osamu Dazai snorted softly, wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said dumbfoundedly to Kunikida Doppo, "Although I don't know what you are talking about. It's the same thing, but, let me speak to you instead of the future me, but this kind of thing really doesn't look like me at all..."

He paused, recalling the future self who lived in the armed detective agency in the dream, slightly pursed his lips, stretched out his fingers, and lightly pressed Kunikida Doppo's shoulder, Dazai Osamu rarely showed seriousness With a look on his face, he said, "Someone once said this to me - go to the side of saving people, if killing and saving people are the same for you, at least go to the side of saving people, so I left the port black hand The party, having washed its own files, came to the Armed Detective Agency and trained Yokohama's hero Atsu-kun."

"Dazai..." Opening his eyes wide, Kunikida Doppo was stunned for a moment, looking at the young version of Osamu Dazai in front of him, for some reason, he seemed to really see the adult version who always greeted people with a smile Osamu Dazai, the two figures of Osamu Dazai overlapped a little at this moment, which made him want to cry.

That bastard Dazai died at the hands of that energy body with a relieved smile after ten years in the distant past. Even the plan to revive Dazai that he had prepared all along was useless at all.

That's right, after implementing this plan on the small island, that guy kept thinking that he must find a way to really die, so that they couldn't save him. That suicidal maniac really found it, found a way to make him die. Everyone lost his plan and left so gracefully, leaving them to live in this world who were sad for it.

Blinking his eyes, Dazai Osamu looked at the tears slowly falling on Kunikida Doppo's cheeks, he was a little dazed, he didn't quite understand why such a thing happened, but the next second, he realized that it seemed to be him again I'm taking the blame for the future that will no longer appear, and I'm getting used to it~

He smiled helplessly, and called softly, "Kunikida, my partner."

Kunikida Doppo raised his head subconsciously, he watched Osamu Dazai standing in front of him, retracted the hand that had been pressing on his shoulder, and inserted it back skillfully into his pocket, even though he was not wearing beige The coat, but the whole person looks very much like the future Dazai.

Osamu Dazai stood on the street like that, with his body slightly sideways, under the sunshine, he turned his head lightly, and showed a gentle smile to Kunikida Doppo, with a soft and warm voice: "Hey, Kunikida, I'm sorry , leave you alone, and go first by yourself."

"Dazai, you bandage waste device..." He gritted his teeth and called Dazai Osamu, but Kunikida Doppo's heart suddenly relaxed. He just looked at Dazai like this, and vaguely remembered the first day when Dazai brought Atsushi Nakajima back At that dusk, I stood on the opposite river bank, didn't I see exactly such a scene?

That's how it is, Dazai, you bastard is obviously to the extreme, but you are always unknowingly becoming someone's salvation.

It was also because of this that day Atsu-kun saw you as light from now on...

Osamu Dazai blinked, seeing that Kunikida Doppo's mood seemed to have changed, he blinked at Edogawa Ranpo who had been watching, the two smart people exchanged their thoughts with one eye, and then he Turning around, he said loudly to Zhong Yuan, who was beside him: "Chu Ye, don't be lonely, I'm here!"

The last second he was still feeling uncomfortable because of the strange atmosphere between Dazai Osamu and Kunikida Doppo that he couldn't get in, the next second Nakahara was directly stimulated by Dazai Osamu's disgusting words, the corner of his mouth With a jerk, he directly reached out to beat Osamu Dazai, "Huh? Who would be lonely? Go to hell, you suicidal maniac!!!"

Smashing Osamu Dazai away with one punch, Zhong Yuan also knew that there would definitely not be any major problems in Dazai Osamu's undead Xiaoqiang state.

He glanced lightly at Dazai Osamu who was still alive and well despite bleeding a little, then set his eyes on Kunikida Doppo whose eyes became firm again, and said with a sneer:

"So, you guy, explain it to me! There is an extra partner out of nowhere, what! What! Back! Things!"