The human disqualification of an outsider

Osamu Dazai didn't know that Nakahara Chuya and others who had left were guessing the reason why he had a good relationship with the ghost lamp. He just walked happily, because he was finally going to meet his good friend, and he was in such a good mood. Much more pleasing to the eye.

There is a "blood pool" in hell. That special pool will open its business to foreign vampires at certain times, and it is also a carnival day for many vampires who do not want to drink human blood. Today is the day when this blood pool is opened.

If you want to talk about why Osamu Dazai wanted to come to the blood pond, you have to talk about his friend who is a vampire.

Oda Sakunosuke, known as "Oda Saku", as a pure-blooded vampire, but strangely dislikes the daily diet of sucking human blood. Under Jiulanshu's solicitation, he became half of the opponent's subordinate, Joined the Black Lord Academy together.

This vampire's "not eating blood" has long been heard. He is born noble, but he doesn't like banquets, and he has raised a group of human children. No matter how he looks at it, he is a strange existence.

Oda Sakunosuke can be regarded as an "old man", with an age of 700 years. If it weren't for the appearance of the Black Master Gakuen, he might choose to continue to live in seclusion in an unknown place, isolated from the world.

He raised several orphans he had picked up, and arranged them into the daytime department of the Black Master Academy, which was regarded as a kind of care, but Oda Sakunosuke didn't want them to become vampires.

The life of a vampire is too long. It is so long that he now calculates the time he has experienced based on the opening day of the blood pool. Even if the sun rises and sets, it will not cause too much impact. And there is a little weakness.

Oda Sakunosuke was very happy when he discovered that there was a blood pool in the human hell, and sent an application letter to hell. With the special permission of the blood pool, he can buy blood from the blood pool as food, but on the days when the blood pool is open, he will also choose to come over to "play", which can be regarded as a way of socializing.

It is also because of the blood pool that Oda Sakunosuke met his best friend here, Osamu Nine-Tailed Fox Dazai.

Speaking of the first encounter, it was probably a dumbfounding thing.

That was 400 years ago, Oda Sakunosuke, who was still drinking blood with a straw in the blood pool, suddenly heard a loud noise, as if something jumped into the blood pool, splashing a huge splash.

Probably out of a momentary curiosity, Oda Sakunosuke approached and fished out a small nine-tailed fox from the pool of blood.

As a frequent visitor to Hell, Oda Sakunosuke knew that there was a nine-tailed fox named Daji who opened a butcher's shop in this place. Even if he had never been there, he knew Daji's real body from the story passed down by word of mouth. It is very huge, completely different from the nine-tailed fox in front of me.

The blood in the blood pool didn't seem to be able to leave traces on this little nine-tailed fox, but after a while, his snow-white hair reappeared, and there were some tears in his kite-colored eyes, and he pawed aggrievedly. It rested on Oda Sakunosuke's chest, rubbed against it, and stopped moving.

Instantly attracted by this little fox that looks like a scarf, Oda Sakunosuke thought for a while, and put him around his neck, and the other party obediently wrapped it around his neck and disguised himself as a scarf, so he just carried this " Bib" left the blood pool and returned to the hotel he rented.

The hotel's hot spring is so warm and steaming, the little nine-tailed fox is jumping around in it, paddling around with its short legs, and the tail behind it is also flicking the water happily, trying to kill Oda Sakanosuke on the shore. Get wet all over.

Holding down the fussy little Nine-Tailed Fox dumbfoundingly, Oda Sakunosuke cleaned him up carefully, and then he felt relieved.

You know, although the blood pool is a good thing for their vampires, the blood is sticky and has special toxicity. Maybe something will happen to the little nine-tailed fox stained with blood.

Just in case, Oda Sakunosuke also went to the hotel to buy antidote drugs, and if there was something wrong with the little Nine-Tailed Fox, he would give it to the other party.

Taking out a dark red towel, he balled up the nine-tailed fox and stuffed it into his bag. Oda Sakunosuke was very happy, but considering the other party's young age, there might be some parents looking for it nearby, so he didn't hesitate. Instead of taking the other party away directly, he planned to ask Mr. Ghost Lantern.

Ghost Lantern, who was working, glanced at Oda Sakunosuke, and found that the other party's neck was indeed not a scarf, but a nine-tailed fox.

That little nine-tailed fox looks so familiar to the point that he wants to pull out his mace and fight the opponent for [-] rounds. Fox, he didn't bother to do anything, but calmly answered Oda Sakunosuke's question:

"His elder? He lived in seclusion, not Daji, if you want to take it away, take it away, just be careful not to be bitten by him back."

"Bite back?" Although it sounds weird to say this, Sakunosuke Oda feels quite happy if he wants to raise a nine-tailed fox. The fox picked it up and started a century-long journey of raising foxes.

He took the little nine-tailed fox to play in the jungle, deliberately learning the methods of wild animals to hunt, trying to teach them how to hunt, but the prey he specially prepared, such as deer, pigs or rabbits, were all in the blood of the little nine-tailed fox Trembling under the suppression, there was no need for the little Nine-Tailed Fox to do anything.

He took the little nine-tailed fox to climb the snow mountain, and the little nine-tailed fox got into his clothes coquettishly, not wanting to show his head at all. The snow blended into one, making him search there for a whole day before he was willing to show up slowly.

He took the little nine-tailed fox to the banquet, and in the midst of the other vampires' ambivalence, he retorted with a strong attitude, and protected the little fox that ate chicken legs by itself at the banquet, and no one would try to snatch it away.

He bought cute clothes and a beautiful nest for the little nine-tailed fox, bought all kinds of delicious snacks, took him swimming in summer, and read a book in front of the fireplace with him in winter...

I have to say that even the elderly Oda Sakunosuke never thought that the "infancy" of the little Nine-Tailed Fox was so long. A hundred years later, he went to the blood pond ten times, and the other party was still the same Not big, small and exquisite, completely different from Daji's nine-tailed fox.

Yes, because he was worried that the little nine-tailed fox would not grow up, he deliberately took the little nine-tailed fox to find Daji to see the situation. Daji's answer was just to reassure him, and just let nature take its course.

But what does it really look like to go with the flow?How long does it take for a little Nine-Tailed Fox to grow up?

Oda Sakunosuke read a lot of legends about the nine-tailed fox, but he didn't mention this at all, so he didn't know the answer, so he could only continue to wait like this.

A hundred years have passed, and this day he took the little nine-tailed fox to the blood pool of hell as usual, and happened to meet the ghost lamp who was patrolling hell, so he said hello: "Master ghost lamp, don't come here and be safe."

"Ah, hello." Ghost Lantern greeted, and his eyes fell on the little Nine-Tailed Fox who was comfortably plucked in Oda Sakunosuke's arms. After a moment of silence, he said, "Is this still there?"

"Ah? Yes, I've been raising him." Nodding slightly, Sakunosuke Oda smiled softly, and said softly, "It's just that he hasn't grown up, so I'm a little worried."

"Oh, this guy's breed is like this," Ghost Lantern said calmly, "He looked like this hundreds of years ago."

"Hundreds of years ago?" Oda Sakunosuke was a little surprised. You must know that he is only three or four hundred years old now, and the hundreds of years ago that the ghost lamp said did not know exactly how long it was.

"That's right, this is the big demon from Heian-kyo." Because he is still free now, Onito is willing to talk to Sakunosuke Oda, "He looked like this when I knew him, but this guy can change form. "

With a stretch of his hand, he pulled out the little nine-tailed fox from Oda Sakunosuke's arms, threw it towards the blood pool, and said sharply, "What kind of cub are you, an old man! Aren't you ashamed?!"

After the little nine-tailed fox rolled in the blood pool, it floated lazily, completely ignoring the ghost lamp's words.

It stretched out, turned its belly out, faced the sky, floated with the current, climbed ashore when it was near the shore, ran to the side of the ghost lamp, and dumped the other party's blood, and then casually Sitting on the ground and licking fur.

Seeing the little Nine-Tailed Fox's fluffy body, Ghost Lantern's face was darkened, but he didn't do anything for the time being, just bent down to wipe the stained clothes.

"I'm sorry, he's too naughty." Oda Sakunosuke apologized quickly, and wanted to hug the troublesome little Nine-Tailed Fox into his arms, but was blocked by Ghost Lamp's mace.

Ghost Lamp hadn't planned to attack the little Nine-Tailed Fox, but the other party had made him bloody, and it would be too much to justify if he didn't do it himself! ! !

He swung out his mace and slammed it straight at the place where the little nine-tailed fox was, but was dodged lightly by the opponent. The ghost lamp continued to attack as if he knew the opponent's plan, and the two guys saw each other. , but also played happily.

This is a pain for Oda Sakunosuke, who wanted to stop them from fighting, but couldn't get in, and couldn't persuade them, so he could only stand by helplessly, trying to put the fighting party when they weren't paying attention. The nine-tailed fox fished it into his arms.

They fought for a while before they stopped.

The little nine-tailed fox flicked its own tail, a beautiful light bloomed on its body, its small body elongated, and it became the appearance of an adult male, with black hair and kite eyes, half-folded fox ears on its head, and a flick of the nine tails behind it With a flick of it, it looks extraordinarily lively.

Before he had time to think that the little fox he had raised for 100 years had turned into a human, Oda Sakunosuke quickly took off his coat and wrapped him up to prevent exposure.

Subconsciously stretched out his two hands towards Oda Sakunosuke, and the other party wrapped his arms around Oda Sakunosuke's neck, allowing Oda Sakunosuke to put on his coat, and then said casually: "My name is Dazai Osamu, if you want to You can continue to call me 'Xiao Jiu'~"

I finally realized that my little Nine-Tailed Fox is actually a big monster, and has stayed by my side pretending to be crazy and foolish for more than a hundred years, but Oda Sakunosuke didn't feel angry, probably because he had actually noticed it a little bit, right?

He smiled, accepted this reality, and quickly updated the card of the little nine-tailed fox in his mind, from "Little Nine" to "Dazai Osamu", from "pet" to "friend".

Osamu Dazai is no longer a little fox, and it is not good to raise him like this. Although Oda Sakunosuke himself does not mind this matter, he changed his method and raised Osamu Dazai as a "child", and raised him as a "child". The "nest" in the house turned into a separate "room", and then put the pile of toys in a special toy cabinet. When Osamu Dazai wants to play, he can take it out to play.

After this way of getting along continued for a while, Osamu Dazai ran away with the reason of "going out to commit suicide".

Oda Sakunosuke only sees Osamu Dazai on the opening day of the Blood Pond.

After living in seclusion for a period of time, he was flustered because of the sudden loss of a "partner". When he ran out to relax, he happened to pick up a few human cubs, and began his joyful and noisy life of raising cubs.

Oda Sakunosuke heard that Osamu Dazai had raised a cub, which made him very pleased. Maybe it was the feeling of "the child I raised will also grow up to raise a child", so he is looking forward to seeing him even more now. To Osamu Dazai.

—Maybe you can ask the other party what the child is like?monster?Or is it human?

——However, if Dazai raised him, what would that child look like?

Arriving at the pool of blood, Osamu Dazai saw Oda Sakunosuke who was in a daze at a glance, his eyes lit up, he took a step, and his body shrank instantly, turning into a cute little nine-tailed fox.

Running all the way to Oda Sakunosuke's side, Dazai Osamu climbed up the other party's clothes, and finally stopped on the other party's head. After lying down obediently, he shouted happily: "Oda Saku! Here I come ~"

"Well, long time no see, Dazai." Oda Sakunosuke smiled faintly, stretched out his hand and rubbed the little fox above his head.

He lifted Osamu Dazai, hugged him into his arms, smoothed the other person's hair skillfully, rubbed the hair on Dazai's belly, and said, "It's still a long time, we can drink some wine, read a book, and chat together."

After saying that, he took Dazai Osamu directly and left.

The ghost lamp who came together but had no chance to appear:

——Osamu Dazai's pretending to be crazy is as proficient as ever, and Odasaku's stroking movements are not unfamiliar...

——By the way, the role I'm playing now seems to be a passerby in charge of leading the way?Why do you feel a little uncomfortable? ? ?

The author has something to say: None of you seem to have noticed the Oda work Dazai mentioned in yesterday's update?

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蠝, pronounced lei, is a flying squirrel mentioned in ancient books, smaller than a flying squirrel, with a membrane between the front and rear limbs, which can glide from trees.

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Thanks to the "moxibustion" little angel for throwing mines, okay?