The human disqualification of an outsider

Osamu Dazai didn't think that the ghost lamp would attack his own cubs and apprentices. The ghost looked fierce, but in fact he was a very sensible existence. At most, he used the three little ghosts as "bait", no matter how much he retaliated. It will only come towards the person involved.

After tilting his head and thinking for a moment, he put this matter behind him. Since he was sure that everything would be fine, he might as well calm down and face it naturally.

To say it is to calm the mind, it would be better to say that Osamu Dazai's current state is more like visiting hell for sightseeing.

He took Bailan and Zhongyuan Zhongya, and happily took them to the flame high-speed train in hell. Except that there would be flames below the high-speed train when it was activated, it was no different from the high-speed train in this world.

Osamu Dazai just lay on the window sill, looking at the scenery of hell flying by outside, and said with emotion: "When I first came here, I kept thinking, this place is really very interesting, if one day I am bored , It’s not bad to move to hell.”

"Really?" It was the first time for Zhongyuan Zhongya to come to the hell that belongs to humans. Even if he went to hell in the past, he only went to the hell where monsters would go after death. That place was ruled by the monster Yan Mo and her subordinates. The hell that human beings will go to after death is not generally new.

"Yeah..." Reaching out from his sleeve, Osamu Dazai took out a pen with a goldfish cap on it, put it in Chuya Nakahara's hand, and said, "The King Enma of this place is a very good person." Well, she has a big heart, and although she likes to be lazy sometimes, she is very reliable!"

After he praised the huge King Yan Mo in his memory, he changed his voice and talked about the assistant officer beside King Yan Mo, "There is an assistant officer next to King Yan Mo, called Ghost Lamp, who is made by human It turned into a ghost! It’s a different existence from Akutagawa.”

Pointing his finger on his lips, Osamu Dazai frowned slightly, thought for a moment, then shrugged, "That guy is a super jerk, it's unreasonable!!!"

"Oh?" From Dazai Osamu's simple description, Nakahara also had a vague feeling that the ghost lamp might not be Dazai Osamu's "natural enemy", or an existence that Dazai Osamu was not good at dealing with.

"Yeah!" Osamu Dazai nodded seriously, drew a few strokes casually, and drew the appearance of the ghost lamp on the drawing paper vividly, "Although he looks good, if anyone is to be his partner, he must first be able to bear him." strict requirements?"

He smashed his mouth, thought for a long time, and said, "We are going to Yan Mo Temple now, Gang Ji and the others must be there."

Osamu Dazai still remembered Bai Lan being with him. As a monster who had never been to the place of the gods of death, he asked curiously, "Is that the same place where the gods of death live?"

"Well... no." Bai Lan recalled, he didn't go to the Soul Realm very much, after all, the main body is a big ghost, isn't it okay to go to the natural enemy to find trouble?However, he still learned from Lan Ran and other Daxu, "I heard that there are not many lands, but the houses are quite dense. In terms of speaking, it is probably similar to the ancient times."

"... Is there any difference between these?" Li Baoen, who followed the three big brothers all the way, couldn't help asking. He had a long-term vision. Who would have thought that he would be able to visit hell first when he was alive? ah? !

"Huh? So that's the case. Even though you have the status of the pillar of the world, don't you know the truth?" Bai Lan blinked, glanced at Li Baoen, and could see the specific situation of the other party, but he didn't bother to introduce this thing. In the end, everything depends on the reliable Zhongyuan Chuya.

"Hell is actually divided into three regions. There is the hell that ordinary humans will come to after death, which is where we are now. There is the hell that monsters will go after death. The hell that humans with special abilities will go to after death, that is the world of corpses and souls, where Bai Lan is."

Out of kindness, Zhongyuan Zhong explained it to Li Baoen. He pondered for a while, and suddenly thought of a question: "Dazai, why are you so familiar with hell? I remember that you haven't committed suicide once, right? "

"Wow... I hurt you!!!" Osamu Dazai covered his chest, accusing Chuya Nakahara of being too truthful.

He snorted twice before saying, "I can't die in this world, so I can try to see if I can die in the other world..."

Osamu Dazai's tone sounded like he was being coquettish, but Nakahara could vaguely hear the other party's disappointment. Thinking about it, Osamu Dazai couldn't find the answer he wanted in hell, right?

"You guy is really..." Nakahara Chuya said halfway, and then they arrived at the station they wanted to go to. Naturally, they didn't say anything more. A group of people got out of the car, followed Dazai Osamu's guidance, and headed all the way to Yan Modian and go.

"Ah... here it is!" Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up when he saw the familiar huge house, and he ran forward quickly. He didn't even need to communicate with the ghosts and gods guarding the gate, and was naturally let in by the other party.

However, when Chuya Zhongya, Bai Lan, and Li Baoen wanted to follow in, the ghosts and gods directly stopped them: "The Yan Mo Temple is working, and outsiders are not allowed to enter."

"Why can that suicidal maniac go in?!" Nakahara Nakaya opened his eyes wide, and he asked Dazai Osamu who was already jogging in the yard.

"Mr. Dazai is a long-standing guest of Yan Modian, and he has the right to enter without application, so he can enter at any time." Guishen replied sternly.

Osamu Dazai burst out laughing, and made a grimace at Nakahara Chuya, which made him very angry. Then he waved his hand to show that these three were his friends, and asked the ghosts and gods to let them in.

"Then I need to report to the adults." The ghost looked at it and decided that it would be better to report it.

"Ah, I'm sorry to trouble you." Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, restrained himself a little, thanked the ghosts and gods, then looked at Chuya Nakahara with an uneasy face, and raised his voice and said, "What a trouble! If it wasn't for the slug If so, I’m already in the palace now!!!”

"Huh? Shouldn't you be responsible for the ghost you messed up? It's enough for me to accompany you! You are a waste of bandages that are looking for death!!!" Zhongyuan Zhong roared back in displeasure, and then returned after the ghost When it was time, he pressed down on the brim of his hat, turned his head away and did not speak.

After looking at Nakahara Chuya, Osamu Dazai confirmed that the other party was restrained so much because of his unfamiliarity with the place of life and the special area of ​​"hell".

He couldn't help laughing again: "It's really rare, the slug didn't run away directly, well... If you make trouble, you will be severely beaten by the ghost lamp!"

Taking quick steps, he happily led them to Yan Mo Temple. After the door opened, Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, stomped his feet, jumped to the side, dodged the oncoming mace, and smiled fell to the relief of the pillar.

"Ah, the paralyzed face is really enthusiastic~" he said, and slid along the winding dragon body all the way to the floor, just in time to meet the three little ones squatting on the edge, "Oh? It seems that you are all right Ah~"

"Mr. Dazai!!!" Ryunosuke Akutagawa and Atsushi Nakajima subconsciously shouted, both of them stood up straight, and even wanted to turn around in front of Osamu Dazai a few times to show that there was nothing wrong with them.

Sawada Tsunayoshi raised his head aggrievedly, and said to Osamu Dazai, "Father Dazai, you seem to have caused some trouble in this place."

"Huh? What's the matter?" Osamu Dazai pretended not to know anything, stretched out his hand to pat Tsunayoshi Sawada on the head, and said with a smile, "Someone bullied you?"

"No, I just feel that I'm weak..." Shaking his head, Tsunayoshi Sawada said in a low mood, "There is no way to escape from the opponent's hand, so Dazai father had to come here to take me back."

"I'm sorry, I'm too weak." As he said this, he pursed his lips slightly, and there were tears in his eyes, as if he would cry because of self-blame in the next second.

After a pause, even Osamu Dazai got stuck under the attack of Sawada Tsunayoshi's tears, and then said casually: "If I need your help to settle my troubles, then I'm too weak, and I won't be able to deal with it for a thousand years." Live in vain."

He shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, and changed the subject with a smile: "Yo, King Yan Mo, long time no see~"

"Yo, it's been a long time." Imitating Osamu Dazai's tone, Ghost Lamp put the mace on his shoulder, sneered, and said, "It's so easy to appear, don't you worry about being left behind?"

"Ah, do you have any way to kill me? I want a way to die that is refreshing and doesn't bother others~" Dazai Osamu was still talking to himself, completely unhurt by the ghost lamp's cold gaze.

He sat straight on the ground, the flames soared behind him, condensed into nine fox tails, flicking them, looking extraordinarily lively, Dazai Osamu's eyes drifted, he waved to the shikido, and said softly: "You can't die!" It's troublesome, isn't it? You've also confirmed that I won't die."

Tilting his head and thinking for a moment, Osamu Dazai rolled his tail behind him, and threw the first and second sons up, like throwing a ball, catch—throw—catch, repeat like this, Zashiki Doji They had a good time.

"Although that's the case," King Yan Mo saw that there seemed to be something wrong with the atmosphere, and quickly said, "But we are all here, and you can come and play anytime when you are bored. Ghost Lantern also likes you to come and play, right? ?”

The ghost lamp clicked his tongue, and he glared at King Yan Mo angrily——ghosts would welcome this saboteur and troublemaker to come and play! ! !

He glanced at Osamu Dazai, and the mace hit the ground vertically in front of the opponent, directly into the depths of the floor, and said coldly: "People think too much because they are too idle! Monsters are the same!"

"I didn't expect that you are so short of people in hell that you even want to catch living monsters!!!" Eyes widened, Osamu Dazai quickly raised his hand, cross-defending his "dignity", "Don't even think about it! Sister Yan Mo will not come to play with you either! You workaholic!!!"

With a sneer, Ghost Lamp glanced at Zashiki Doji who was gently put down by his tail, and said lightly: "The person who picked you up, leave quickly, we still have work to do, you are too idle to panic and just want to commit suicide but you can't die." The nine-tailed fox that fell!!!"

"You!!!" Osamu Dazai was out of breath for a while, and pointed at the ghost lamp "you" for a long time, unable to say the following words, and finally drooped his head, and the fox tail and fox ears that appeared due to the half-monster transformation also drooped. He said aggrievedly, "It's too much, there is no animal love at all."

"Huh? What kind of animal love do you need for a big monster like you? Thank God if you don't mess with our animal jailer!" Smash each other on the tail.

Osamu Dazai stomped his feet, quickly dodged the opponent's attack, and hid behind the large cover (Yan Mo Dawang), sticking out his tongue from time to time and said: "Because I can't have hair and fur, I'm jealous of me! Hmph, I've seen through you a long time ago. Mensao face paralyzed black belly!!!"

He raised his mace and hammered Dazai Zhi on the protruding head, but the other party dodged, and directly sent King Yan Mo flying. Gui Deng didn't think it was anything, and naturally chased Dazai Zhi: "Yes Just stay and work for me!!!”

"It looks very noisy~" Bai Lan ate cotton candy, floated to King Yan Mo's side, poked him, and asked, "Are you all right? Dead?"

Standing up with his waist supported, King Yan Mo sighed as if he was used to it, staring at the two guys who were "destroying" Yan Mo Temple, and said: "This happens every hundred years, I am used to it, but It's rare for Ghost Lamp to be so happy, it's not bad, but I will be affected..."

"Happy?" Hearing this, Atsushi Nakajima couldn't see any emotion related to "happiness" from the ghost lamp's face.

"Yeah, how should I put it, Ghost Lamp is the kind of guy who likes animals very much, but is very restrained." King Yan Mo thought for a moment, then smiled, "Speaking of which, the first time Dazai-kun came to hell was a nine-tailed animal." The image of the fox is completely different from Daji, it is a small nine-tailed fox, so even though he harmed the snapdragon, the ghost lamp didn't punish him much."

"...I really didn't expect Mr. Dazai to appear in the image of a nine-tailed fox?" Somewhat surprised, Atsushi Nakajima had never seen Osamu Dazai completely change back to his original form, at most it would be more like the present state tail and ears.

"However, Dazai-kun's ability is a bit similar to that of ghost lamps. Both of them invalidate spells, and they can fight against them with physical attacks. One is already dead, and the other can't die anyway. You can fight as much as you want." Yan Mo The king nodded as he spoke, seeming to agree with his statement.

After making a fuss for a long time, Osamu Dazai and Ghost Lantern finally stopped.

Ghost Lantern poked King Yan Mo's face with a mace: "My lord, you haven't finished your official duties yet, why don't you do more when you're free?"

"Ah... I have no way to calm down and work there." King Yan Mo couldn't help but refute a few words, and then obediently went to his position to handle official duties under the "oppression" of the ghost lamp.

Osamu Dazai stretched his waist, yawned and said, "Okay, his anger is gone, let's go."

"Going to go?" Gui Deng tilted his head slightly, took out a large bag of snapdragon derivative food, and put it in Dazai Osamu's arms, "This can be taken away together."

"Oh? Is it a new flavor?" Somewhat surprised, Osamu Dazai liked the candies made from snapdragon grass very much, so he handed over the bag of food to Tsunayoshi Sawada for safekeeping.

"Newly developed," Ghost Lantern obviously felt much better when he mentioned the snapdragon grass. After thinking for a while, he said, "Your friend seems to have come to the Blood Pond today. I saw his name on the registration form."

"Really? Oda Tsukuru is here? Then I'm going to play with him!" Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up, and he immediately decided on his future itinerary, and waved at everyone, "Go back first! I'll let the ghost lantern take I'm going to meet my friends~"

"Eh? Aren't Mr. Dazai going together?" Atsushi Nakajima was a little surprised. He thought that Osamu Dazai was planning to go back with them, but he didn't expect Osamu Dazai to choose to stay with just a word from the ghost lamp.

"Yeah, what's the problem?" Osamu Dazai tilted his head in doubt, and smiled, "It's hard to see my friend, and it's just a good choice to spend time with him when you come to the blood pond. Bar?"

Ghost Lantern beckoned, called Tanggua and Eggplant, and asked them to take the group of guests away, while he led Dazai Zhi to the Blood Pond, "Today and tomorrow are the open days of the Blood Pond."

"So that's the case, then I'll stay here for one more day~" Osamu Dazai's tone was filled with joy, obviously very happy, and he directly finalized the matter, "Hey, let me live in a staff dormitory! It's just what I lived in before. That room! That’s the decision!!!”

"Although it seems that the relationship is not very good, but it seems that we are getting along well?" Bai Lan looked at the backs of Dazai Osamu and Ghost Lantern, and asked, "Well, Dazai Osamu once said why he went to hell, and went here on purpose. Walk by the side of an assistant officer?"

"Huh? Was it on purpose?" Tsunayoshi Sawada was a little surprised.

"Yeah, didn't you see it? He's obviously here to beg for a fight..." Bai Lan nodded, and said with great certainty, "There are many ways to take you away, but he chose to show up. The relationship between the two of them is actually a very good one, at least it can be regarded as having similar interests?"

"Hmm... I heard Mr. Dazai say it." Tang Gua and Eggplant, who were leading the way, recalled for a moment, and remembered the answer they got after asking when they were curious, "Mr. Dazai said that he feels like Mr. Ghost Lantern."

"It looks like him...?" Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned slightly, he remembered the similarities that King Yan Mo said, do they also have absolute nullification ability?No, Osamu Dazai shouldn't see it this way, this point is unlikely to attract Osamu Dazai's attention, it can only be something more powerful, right?

Sawada Tsunayoshi was thoughtful, then suddenly realized, and said softly: "Father Dazai, is it because you are lonely?"

"Eh?" Nakajima Atsushi and Akutagawa Ryunosuke were stunned for a moment, then turned their heads to look at Sawada Tsunayoshi.

Sawada Tsunayoshi pursed his lips slightly, and said seriously: "I have always felt that Dazai's father doesn't have many friends around him, even Uncle Nakahara only comes here after a long time, and I need to go to school, there is no way I have been with him all the time, because I am too lonely and too idle, so I think a lot, feel helpless, and hope that life can be more lively, right?"

"That's not called excitement! That's called making trouble!!!" Nakahara Nakahara retorted loudly, but agreed with Sawada Tsunayoshi's opinion, "Well, but what you said makes sense, after all, we can't be like that Just randomly showing up like a guy."

He pressed down on the brim of his hat, feeling a little annoyed: "Tsk...it's really troublesome, even if you are powerful, there are some things you can't do."

The author has something to say: Because the characters that read hong could not be written, they changed it and combined it with "ten", "three" and "kou", and added two dots to become "huan".

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Thanks to the "moxibustion" little angel for throwing mines, okay~