The human disqualification of an outsider

The encounter between Kunikida Doppo and Dazai Osamu is actually not a happy one.

As a qualified professional hero, Kunikida Doppo often has to run around in the battlefield, fighting those "enemies" who want to make trouble, and one of them is Osamu Dazai.

It is not true to say that Osamu Dazai is an "enemy". The other party joined the "enemy alliance" they faced at that time with a mysterious identity. Make troubles."

If the fighting power of the enemy alliance itself is strong, then the enemy alliance after the addition of Dazai Osamu is super powerful, and the entire enemy alliance is two levels higher.

They didn't think about whether there would be some special problems with the existence of Osamu Dazai, but the identity of the other party alone was a little bit confusing.

First of all, Dazai Osamu is a black household, and there is no information loaded, no matter whether he was born or entered school, there is no identity information, let alone when the other party popped up. What is certain is that the other party is monitoring The first appearance in the camera is the battlefield of the enemy alliance.

Furthermore, Osamu Dazai seems to have a special stealth ability, which is different from a current heroine who has invisibility. Osamu Dazai's invisibility ability is really invisible, and you can't even attack him at all.

Secondly, Dazai Osamu also has the indiscriminate nullification ability, which is different from a certain nullification hero who can see people at a glance. There is no limit at all. With the same nullification ability, using "personality" can't hurt the opponent at all.

Because of these and even more reasons, the heroes on their side actually have more strategies to instigate this existence, or to thwart the other party's hands and feet, so as not to let the other party have the opportunity to help the AFO in the enemy alliance.

However, in the end all the plans that were thought up did not come true!

At the last moment, Dazai Osamu didn't know why he disappeared under the surveillance of a group of professional heroes, and jumped out of the final battle scene in the next second. Without saying hello, he just slapped AFO directly on the face.

As the biggest BOSS, AFO, he was blown into the sky by the huge force, and made a 540-degree rotation in the air, and hit the ground with a "slap" - died on the spot! ! !

This is really a god unfolding!However, the person involved still has an expression on your face that you are all surrounded by me. Isn't this shocking how you killed your immediate boss with such a violent attack? !

Osamu Dazai didn't care about the feelings of the professional heroes who had fought hard with AFO for so long, and ran away with a wave of his hand, leaving the professional heroes facing each other, and finally had to clean up the follow-up for the choice.

——I never expected that the big villain AFO was really slapped to death by a mediocre slap! ! !

——What else can I do?What else can we do besides clean up the follow-up?

——Why doesn't this person play his cards according to the routine!What the hell is he here for? !

In view of Osamu Dazai's coquettish maneuvers, the professional heroes have no way to distinguish whether the opponent is a friendly army or an enemy army. In the end, they can only send someone to re-contact the opponent, and Kunikida Doppo is one of these people.

He is considered to be the best among the group of professional heroes responsible for getting in touch with Osamu Dazai, or to put it another way, because of his overly responsible character, he got along with him inexplicably.

Although Kunikida Doppo didn't want to admit it, but when he saw Osamu Dazai, he really couldn't relax completely and let the other party run around in this world (make troubles), so he still took it and followed Osamu Dazai's mission, and finally this mission became a long-term mission.

He naturally knew about Dazai Osamu running to and going there. After all, the other party had sent him a message, and even their professional heroes knew about the other party's raising a cub.

Osamu Dazai didn't seem to mind the professional hero staring at him at all, probably because no matter how much they stared at him, they couldn't catch the tail of Osamu Dazai who chose not to show up.

Kunikida Doppo has never met the child raised by Dazai Osamu, since Dazai Osamu settled down and became prosperous, he has not disturbed the other party's life, and Dazai Osamu did not do anything, everything has stabilized.

After entering middle age, Kunikida Doppo has already entered a semi-retirement state, and is even thinking about a plan to fully announce his retirement recently. Unexpectedly, at such a coincident time, Osamu Dazai would do things for himself because he was too free.

Reluctantly running back and forth, Kunikida Doppo finally arrived at the door of Sawada's house, and he really saw a certain salted fish lying on the ground in the courtyard.

Lying in the courtyard watching the activities of the ants, Osamu Dazai heard footsteps, raised his head and saw Kunikida Doppo with a serious face, raised his hand and shouted: "Oh, why did Kunikida come here? retired?!"

He seemed to be a little surprised, got up in a start, jumped on Kunikida's body, grabbed the other party's neck, swung around on it, and said in his mouth: "Time is really unforgiving." , even Kunikida has white hair!!!"

Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses, and wanted to reprimand the other party for his overly lively behavior, but he didn't expect to hear the other party say that he has gray hair, he turned around and immediately asked: "Is it true? ?Where?!"

"Hmm..." Osamu Dazai moved closer to Kunikida Doppo and sniffed, then said, "Kunikida is still single...it's a pity."

He jumped down from Kunikida Doppo's body, gave him a small look of pity, and said with a smile: "This is really too bad, single Kunikida, do you want to bark twice and fight the dog next door?" one time?"

Kunikida Doppo, who was more mature than ten years ago, coughed. Although his personality was much smoother, Dazai Osamu was still able to smoothly stir up his desire to run away with the other party.

After trying hard to suppress his emotions, he sighed helplessly and said, "Do you have to do this? Doing such a thing will make us all very headache."

"But it's boring..." Cheeks puffed up, Osamu Dazai said aggrievedly, his watery eyes were full of accusations, "You don't play with me, it's not fun when the child grows up, of course I just Maybe I came to play with you by myself."

He snorted twice, obviously feeling upset that Kunikida Doppo didn't take the initiative to come to play with him, Dazai Osamu blinked, then thought of something, grabbed Kunikida Doppo's wrist, and dragged him into his house.

"I'll show you the photo of my family boy! You can do whatever you want." Osamu Dazai happily ran into the room humming a ditty, found the photo album from many years ago, and placed it in front of Kunikida Doppo. Indicate that the other party can read it at will.

In fact, Kunikida Doppo, who has no interest in the cub raised by Dazai Osamu: "No, I won't watch..."

The corner of his mouth slid down, Osamu Dazai pursed his lips slightly, his eyes were filled with water, and Kunikida Doppo was instantly killed.

Kunikida Doppo, who could only admit defeat after being defeated here, silently raised his hand and surrendered: "I see, I see."

"That's right~" With a happy face, Osamu Dazai stuffed the photo into Kunikida Doppo's arms, and then ran away, still muttering about preparing some drinks for Kunikida Doppo.

Kunikida Doppo shuddered, and his intuition told him that the so-called drink should not be a good thing, but after comparing the combat effectiveness of himself and Osamu Dazai, he could only choose to bow his head submissively and obediently look at the photo album.

Flipping through the album, Kunikida Doppo found that most of the photos in this album were single photos of the brown-haired boy—the boy was crooked as he was learning to walk, and he was holding a yellow hat with an innocent face when he was in kindergarten. The appearance of the other party crying or not after falling on the ground...

There are so many photos like this, so many that the warm atmosphere can be rushed to his face, which made him deeply realize that Osamu Dazai is now a person with a "family".

- home?Is it really home?Do you belong to Osamu Dazai's family and child alone?

——Can the monstrous immortal Osamu Dazai also have such an existence as "house"?

He naturally noticed that Dazai Osamu's appearance has not changed at all, and even in their original guess, it was said that Dazai Osamu may be an immortal existence, but whether such a guess is true, Kunikida Dubu now feels that this should be true.

Doppo Kunikida, who had been with Osamu Dazai for a period of time, realized so clearly that even though Osamu Dazai knew modern knowledge, even though Osamu Dazai had been playing the appearance of an ordinary person, the other party was still completely different from human beings , except for that appearance, there is no feeling of being integrated into society at all.

He flipped through the photo album in his hand. If raising a child can make Dazai Osamu feel "human", it would be a good thing, but he thinks that child will be messed up badly.

Kunikida Doppo closed the album and was about to put it aside when he suddenly felt a strange interlayer and opened it in a daze. He managed to find another small album that had been sealed away.

Things like this that are deliberately kept in a hidden location are usually special existences, right?

Kunikida Doppo suddenly became curious, opened it and found that this photo album was a history of the child's blood and tears.

It's really too miserable. The children in it need to run circles with sandbags on their backs at a young age, and they are directly thrown by their father into a place full of enemies to fight. Climbing on steep rock walls, flying as a kite in the sky...

These innumerable blood and tears history are simply sad for those who see it, and tears for those who hear it. Kunikida Doppo was silent for a moment, and slowly put this small photo album back into the interlayer. Osamu Dazai.

——It's terrible, this man, what did he do to that child? !

——That child is so amazing, he was able to survive the torture of Osamu Dazai!

Although he has not met Tsunayoshi Sawada himself, Kunikida Doppo said that he deeply admires the other party who is still alive and kicking. It is a miracle that the other party can survive! ! !

He felt that if one day, Tsunayoshi Sawada wrote this history of blood and tears, it would definitely shock countless people-how could someone still abuse children like this? !

Osamu Dazai didn't know that Kunikida Doppo was thinking about some remote possibilities, he happily sang his own suicide ditty, and put a glass in front of the other party, the transparent liquid in the glass was bubbling one by one. There are air bubbles, and there are still some fine white particles at the bottom of the cup, and I don't know what was added into it.

"Please use~ This is my self-confidence!" Dazai Osamu said proudly, and pushed the glass of water in front of Kunikida Doppo, obviously to ask the other party to really drink the glass of water go down.

Kunikida Doppo picked up the glass of water, stared at the strange liquid inside, twitched the corner of his mouth helplessly, and asked, "What did you add..."

Tilting his head in doubt, Osamu Dazai took out an identical glass of water from behind his back, and without answering Kunikida Doppo's question, he just poured the water into his mouth, and said, "Look, you can drink it .”

"...Who asked if you can drink it." Kunikida Doppo made a cross on his forehead, he didn't want to know if Osamu Dazai himself could drink this water, he just wanted to know if he would die if he drank it ?

- Will you die?It must be dead!Osamu Dazai will only do those suicide things!They must be trying to poison me to death! ! !

He immediately stretched out his hand, stuffed the glass of water into Dazai Osamu's arms, and turned his head to the other side, "Then you continue to drink."

"You seem to have misunderstood me..." snorted, Dazai Osamu did not force Kunikida Doppo to drink this water, anyway, he just used it to make the other party happy, and of course this water was reserved for Sawada Tsunayoshi when he came back It's time, let the other party drink~

Thinking so, he put the water on the other side of the coffee table, and said casually: "Actually, it's like this. I came here because of the professional hero you sent to this place."

When talking about business, Osamu Dazai's expression was finally restrained, he was not so active, his iris-colored eyes were deep and indifferent, and his voice was exceptionally calm: "If you die, I won't care about it."

"Dead?" Kunikida Doppo opened his eyes wide, but he didn't notice any problems with the event.

You know, this is just a small city, even if there are those guys who want to make troubles, they will all be wiped out by the committee that was rewarded by the government, and there will be no big troubles at all!

But Osamu Dazai said so now, that is to say, there will be problems in the next period of time?And it's very likely that professional heroes will be involved?

Kunikida Doppo's expression became a little serious, he was obviously thinking about the truth of Dazai Osamu's words, and what kind of message it contained.

Osamu Dazai is a person who only talks half of his words, and is too lazy to tell you the whole process. He even got a lot of information from channels that they don't know about. What the other party said actually needs to be verified, but most of them are true. of.

Slightly pursing his lips, Kunikida Doppo let out a long breath, stretched out his hand, took out the phone from his pocket, flipped through it, and planned to send a message to the relevant professional hero to check things.

Dazai Osamu is actually just a reminder, he doesn't think that the little baby who is determined to train Sawada Tsunayoshi to be an "excellent" Vongola Mafia leader will not take the whole thing, as long as the other party has this idea , then meeting a professional hero who is waiting for you is a certainty!

His gaze fell on the clock, and his eyes lit up—ah!It's time for Tsunayoshi to leave school!

Under Kunikida Doppo's blank gaze, Osamu Dazai jumped up all of a sudden, he jumped, and after walking around the living room twice, he suddenly took out a rope that he didn't know where he had hidden, and in the courtyard He made a trap that would tie people's feet, and then took a shovel and dug a hole directly in the yard.

If someone avoids that rope and enters the courtyard, they will slip and fall into the pit!Even if you don't fall into the pit, or climb out of the pit, you will be blown up by the hidden mines that will spread all over the courtyard!

Watching Dazai Osamu arranging the entire courtyard as a scene of cheating, Kunikida Doppo inexplicably felt sorry for that child Sawada Tsunayoshi.

——It’s so pitiful, does this child face such a welcome ceremony every day?

——To be able to survive is really a miracle in legends! ! !

Just as Osamu Dazai expected, Tsunayoshi Sawada arrived at the door of the house not long after the other party finished the arrangement.

He naturally opened the courtyard door, raised a bright smile, and called out to Osamu Dazai who was standing in front of the door: "Dazai Dazai! I'm back!"

"Welcome back, Tsunayoshi-kun~" Osamu Dazai showed a gentle smile and stretched out his arms, as if waiting for Sawada Tsunayoshi to throw himself into his arms.

As soon as his eyes lit up, Tsunayoshi Sawada immediately stretched out his feet, and under the watchful eyes of Ribaun and Kunikida Doppo, he was successfully caught by the rope in the trap around his ankles, but the moment he was hoisted, he immediately stretched out his feet. With a swing of his body, his arms stretched out, and the orange flame ignited from his fingertips burned the rope, and he turned a somersault and landed firmly.

As soon as the soil under his feet softened, the big pit that had been prepared appeared in front of him. Tsunayoshi Sawada fell down. In two seconds, his forehead was on fire, and he stomped on the wall of the pit with his feet. Jump out of it.

With a serious expression on his face, he jumped and rolled to avoid the oncoming wooden stakes, and even the hidden mines on the ground were carefully avoided by him, although he still accidentally detonated one or two, but he also They all escaped narrowly.

There was a little more dust on his body, but he didn't suffer any damage, and he arrived in front of Osamu Dazai intact.

Just when Kunikida Doppo thought that Sawada Tsunayoshi was going to blame or complain about Dazai Osamu's actions, Sawada Tsunayoshi lowered his head, patted off the dust on his body, opened his arms, and threw himself into Dazai Osamu's arms with a happy smile.

He rubbed against Dazai Osamu, put his hands around his waist, and the smile on his face was sincere and bright, without any fake elements.

Sawada Tsunayoshi just hugged Osamu Dazai like this, and said again: "I'm back ~ Papa Dazai!"

"Hmm..." Nodded subconsciously, then Osamu Dazai pushed Sawada Tsunayoshi out of his arms. Under the blank gaze of the other party, he picked up the other party with one hand and threw it to the place with the most mines.

Obediently allowing Osamu Dazai to throw himself into the minefield, Tsunayoshi Sawada didn't resist much this time, dodging back and forth among the exploding mines, probably because he realized that Dazai's father was about to be blown up by those mines all over again Are you willing to let yourself go back?

Kunikida Doppo's jaw was about to drop, he turned his head to look at the courtyard door - oh, it has been locked by some baby... Wait, baby? !

His eyes paused on Li Baoen for a moment, his intuition as a professional hero made him feel that there must be something wrong with it, but it's better not to think about it now.

Kunikida Doppo was ready to rescue Sawada Tsunayoshi, but found that the other party had detonated all the mines, but there were no wounds on his body, only the coat seemed to be torn a little bit.

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked down at his coat, flattened his mouth, and said in a low voice: "It's over! If Bai Lan's father finds out, he must make an excuse for me to hone it. I don't know if I can mend it before he comes back... "

He thought about it, but he didn't come up with a result. He decided to ignore it for the time being, and set his eyes on Kunikida Doppo. Sawada Tsunayoshi didn't know him. Appearing in the appearance of Dazai's father, and the other party is standing in front of the door now, then the other party should be Dazai's father's friend, right?

Sawada Tsunayoshi raised a smile and said, "Hi, I'm Sawada Tsunayoshi, are you Dazai's father's friend?"

"...I am Kunikida Doppo," replied Kunikida Doppo for a moment, but couldn't help asking, "Tsunayoshi-kun, are you like this every day?"

"Eh?" Tsunayoshi Sawada was a little puzzled, he didn't quite understand what Kunikida Doppo was talking about, but looking at the riddled courtyard near him, he felt that the other party should be talking about this.

He smiled, and said with a face of course: "Is there any problem? It's just Dazai's father playing with me, don't you think I'm not hurt? Dazai's father treats me the best!!!"

Hearing these words, Kunikida Doppo really wanted to rush forward and shake the opponent's shoulders hard to wake him up:

--Are you serious?If you don't have any strength, you will be killed just now!

——Are those mines real?Whose father and child play like this?Who gave you the illusion? !

——He also said that he treats you the best, maybe he treats you as a toy?The child is so pitiful that he doesn't even realize it! ! !

Li Baoen, who was on the side, pressed the brim of his hat silently. After watching the interaction between Dazai Osamu and Sawada Tsunayoshi in the middle of the night, he was used to this matter, and now he seemed a little calm, and even felt in the mood to complain about Kunikida Doppo's reaction in his heart.

——Too naive, Tsunayoshi Sawada is clearly a chef with multiple fan filters!

——In his eyes, Osamu Dazai is the best no matter what!Don't try to convince him!

The author has something to say: I was so tired of fighting in Ping Anjing, but I was still reduced, but I climbed back to update after I finished the fight~

Code words in the prisoner, inexplicably feel very inspirational (?)

From today onwards, I'm the young master's man [laughs]

Hmm...Although I think all this is for the new ssr to make things up, mirroring or something—————

I decided to remark the pinyin of that word for you, I also remarked that one yesterday, and it is also mentioned in the words that today this is pomfret, a tropical fish species~

Well, this is not important, anyway, eight mouths are enough—————

Thanks to the "moxibustion" little angel for throwing mines, love~