The human disqualification of an outsider

The next day, the blue sky in the sky carried a touch of pink that is unique to sunlight, and it lightly sprinkled through the floor-to-ceiling windows on the floor of the living room, casting a long shadow on the carpet, blending with Osamu Dazai who was lying flat and making salted fish. One body, as if he is a part of this darkness.

Sawada Tsunayoshi moved his footsteps and put it on the back of the schoolbag on the sofa. Since the existence of "Dazai Osamu" was exposed in front of Li Baoen yesterday, he didn't hide it and walked directly in the direction of Dazai Osamu With a bright smile, he said as in the past: "I'm going to school! Dazai Daddy!"

His smile is sincere and sincere, which is the necessary smile cultivation of Sawada Tsunayoshi every day. Even though he stayed up all night last night and even cried like a tear, it still can't stop his energy today.

Osamu Dazai casually raised his paw, waved it, then relaxed boredly, turned over on the carpet, and turned his back to Sawada Tsunayoshi, not intending to say "good journey" to the other party.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was already used to this state of Dazai Osamu, he took two steps forward skillfully, picked up the blanket on the sofa, covered Dazai Osamu's body, grabbed Dazai Osamu's clothes, and laboriously Turn the other person over and over and face yourself.

He squatted in front of Osamu Dazai, muttering like a mother: "Father Dazai, don't play with gas casually, don't touch the kitchen without authorization, and the beams of the house are not for you to commit suicide, don't always tear the sheets to make ropes, the yard The pit in the cave must be buried well, and don't scare ordinary people..."

He was chattering non-stop, and Dazai Osamu was not bothered yet, but Libun, who was on the side, couldn't stand it any longer. Lien, who was on his shoulder, skillfully climbed onto the back of his hand, turned into a gun, and pointed the gun at Tsunayoshi Sawada , He raised his chin and said lightly, "You're so talkative! If you don't go to school, you will be late."

"You too, babies don't play with guns." Tsunayoshi Sawada turned his head without fear, looked at Li Baoen, reached out and held down the other party's gun, and covered the dark muzzle of the gun, with that indifferent expression It looked extraordinarily unreal, but in the next second, when he turned his head to look at Dazai Osamu, he turned into a bright smile again, "Then I'm leaving, Dazai Dad~"

Saying this, Sawada Tsunayoshi happily ran away, completely ignoring Li Baoen's thoughts.

The corner of Li Baoen's mouth twitched. It has to be said that he had folded on Sawada Tsunayoshi several times, and he was inexplicably used to the other party's sarcastic words...

—Wait, habit?Why should I get used to this thing! ! !

He sighed helplessly, feeling that many things changed a lot after he met Tsunayoshi Sawada.

Watching Sawada Tsunayoshi leave, Li Baoen was silent for a moment, and felt that it was necessary for him to have some communication with this existence who lived in Sawada's house and was called "Papa".

He blinked and said in the direction that Tsunayoshi Sawada had spoken, "Hi, I think we need to talk?"

Dazai Osamu who has already walked to the kitchen: ...Where are you talking to?Are you blind?Oh yes, you seem to be blind in a sense.

He blinked, not intending to remind Li Baoen at all, but moved his feet playfully, reached behind Li Baoen, stretched out his sinful hand silently, towards Li Baoen's cheek stretch out.

Li Baoen, who was ignorant, was caught off guard by being pinched, and was a little surprised.

He quickly got rid of the opponent's claws, found a direction according to the force of the pinch, and said solemnly towards the other side: "You can't move your hands or feet."

Osamu Dazai who found out that Li Baoen found the wrong position again: Hahaha... I just like to make things happen~

Osamu Dazai rushed to open the refrigerator, took out a bottle of juice from it, and drank it carelessly in his arms, while he lay down on the carpet again.

The comfort of the plush rug allowed him to relax and drift into that dream.

However, there is an indomitable Li Baoen making trouble outside the dream, Dazai opened his eyes helplessly, looked at Li Baoen who still did not give up looking for him to talk to, he could only wave his hands boredly, his head It just so abruptly appeared in front of Li Baoen.

How does it feel to suddenly see a floating head?

Li Baoen is able to answer your questions at this very moment—of course he was scared to death! ! !

He blinked, then raised his hand and rubbed his own eyes, and after making sure that he was not mistaken, he took a long breath. Li Baoen felt that he needed to adjust his mentality. Sometimes, you need to ensure that you have a strong mind in order to be able to deal with the situation in front of you.

——After all, Tsunayoshi Sawada is a guy who can send himself to the Avengers Prison with "ghosts" around him! ! !

Li Baoen felt that the road to teaching in the future would probably be a spiritual tempering for himself.

Thinking like this, he relaxed his mood in the next second, pretended to sit on the sofa casually, and asked the "head": "Hello? I'm Li Baoen, may I ask you Dazai...?"

"Ah, I'm Osamu Dazai." Even though his real name is a mantra, no one can trouble himself in this regard.

Osamu Dazai casually told the other party his real name, and then he "floated" around the room with his head stuck in the juice in his hand, and with the straw in his mouth, he drank the juice slowly, It's fun.

Li Baoen stared at the half-appeared straw and the juice rolling in the straw, coughed, and diverted his attention: "From today onwards, I will be Sawada Tsunayoshi's tutor, if possible, I hope you can Cooperate with my work."

Be sincere. After all, it is an existence that you cannot see or touch. If the other party tells Tsunayoshi Sawada something that causes problems in your teaching, you have nothing to do.

Osamu Dazai looked at Li Baoen, and felt that the other party's idea was really ridiculous. Would he still prevent Sawada Tsunayoshi from becoming the tenth member of the Vongola Mafia?This inevitability prevents it from being effective.

As the self in another world said, the inevitable result of the Man of Destiny will not change. If I want to have fun, I can only have fun without changing the result.

It is an inevitable result that Sawada Tsunayoshi becomes Judaime, and it is also an inevitable result that the other party will eventually destroy the Vongola ring of the Vongola Mafia. As for things other than this result, it is a matter of random development.

Osamu Dazai knew this very well. He had a good deal with world consciousness since he was a child, and Bai Lan also knew these principles.

Of course they won't interfere with Sawada Tsunayoshi's growth, but apart from that, if someone wants to do something to their cubs, that's another matter.

After distracting himself for a while, Osamu Dazai slowly expressed his attitude to Li Baoen: "It doesn't matter, but I will not allow other people to stay in this place."

He raised his head slightly, motioning for Li Baoen to look at Sawada Tsunayoshi's room, and his tone was cold, without leaving any trace of discussion: "You brats who haven't grown their hair yet, don't think about resisting or not. The hammock was removed from Tsunayoshi's room and put in the guest room."

Osamu Dazai knew that this guy installed a hammock in Tsunayoshi's bedroom without permission. If he dared to do this, he probably thought that Tsunayoshi was an orphan and no one was protecting him. If you want a major transformation, pass my test first!

He snorted softly, and then added: "Also, it's best to remove the monitoring device for me, as long as you don't want to lose your lizard that can be turned into a weapon from today."

His eyes fell on Leon, and Osamu Dazai looked very calm. Even though he had witnessed the changes in Leon, it was nothing more than a gadget to him.

Such an existence, in that grotesque Heian-kyo, I have seen a lot, even Abe Seimei is actually a great inventor, this kind of lizard that can become a weapon or even make a weapon is not worth anything at all, let alone the other party Can't even hurt myself.

Thinking in this way, he casually looked away, ignored Leon who was trembling with his gaze, and threw the finished juice into the trash can—precisely into the basket!

Slightly pursing his lips, Li Baoen didn't like Dazai Osamu's tone very much, in his opinion, everything he did was indifferent, at least, in teaching Sawada Tsunayoshi, these were all necessary things.

However, he also understands that strength comes first.

The reason why I was able to do this with my big apprentice before was because I was strong enough, and my big apprentice and his family couldn't resist me, so I got used to it later.

However, at Sawada's house, he did not receive resistance from Sawada Tsunayoshi at first.

——No, or rather, Sawada Tsunayoshi should have known that Osamu Dazai would definitely reject his approach, so he chose to spend the night in silence?

Li Baoen guessed like this, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this might be the case. He was silent for a moment, but still chose to accept Dazai Osamu's "threat".

Dazai Osamu's strength is unquestionable, even if he did not fight the opponent, just such a face-to-face meeting, as a strong man, Li Baoen is enough to see the opponent's level of strength.

Even the Children of the Rainbow can't compete with it, maybe this is the possibility of "another world"?

Seeing that Li Baoen was so "obedient", Osamu Dazai nodded slightly, feeling satisfied. With a wave of his hand, the power quickly spread out, digging out all the various mechanisms installed by Li Baoen in this house one by one, crackling and crackling. One by one, they fell in front of Li Baoen and piled up into a hill.

"Sawada's house is protected by me and Bai Lan. If you want to make troubles in that Naishi Middle School, I won't stop you." Osamu Dazai nodded lightly, and then said, "Of course, if You have gone too far, I don't mind a long-range sniper attack, and blow the castle spiers of your Italian headquarters!"

He squinted his eyes slightly. It is true that he cannot travel normally, but this does not affect him to "strike a cow in the air", using the space-time tunnel to directly attack his own attack to another place. The world consciousness will not reject him. A different kind of cheating!

Li Baoen imagined the scene of "long-range blocking", and it always felt a little subtle, but anyway, what kind of energy system "another world" is, I don't know, maybe the other party can really achieve long-range blocking ?

He didn't intend to get entangled in this issue, and put away his devices that were forcibly dismantled. Compared with what happened at Sawada's house, he might as well go and see how Sawada Tsunayoshi was doing at school, and by the way transform Naimori into a A place that is convenient for you to move around.

Seeing that Bao En was about to leave, Osamu Dazai suddenly thought of something, and kindly reminded him: "Oh, yes, if you want to live, you'd better not touch the back mountain and Higurashi Shrine, which will Die horribly."

Speaking of the Higurashi Shrine, Osamu Dazai thought of the noisy half-demon and the spirited priestess. Those two guys were the strong ones in the Warring States Period, and they were the special ones in "another world". Existence, if Li Baoen didn't have the eyes to provoke them...

He suddenly thought of something interesting, but regretted his reminder.

"Shrine?" Li Baoen paused, remembering that this country does have such beliefs, but he did not connect this reminder with witches and monsters, but thought of the existence of "gods". Could it be that "gods" "It also exists?Wait, if the god of death exists, it is not surprising that the gods exist, right?

He didn't know that "God" and "Reaper" were completely two kinds of existence. Li Boen, who had no experience in this field, directly equated the two, and thanked Osamu Dazai.

He put a big "X" on the back mountain, Sawada's house, and Higurashi Shrine in the map of Bingsheng in his mind. It's better to avoid it first, and it's not good if something goes wrong.

Osamu Dazai glanced at Li Baoen, and knew that the other party took his reminder to heart, he fell back in boredom, collapsed on the sofa again, and untied the cover that was specially designed to let Li Baoen see his head. After the spell, roll lazily on the huge sofa.

This is the sofa specially selected by him and Bailan. It has fluffy leather and a huge area, enough for Osamu Dazai to roll on it. It would not be an exaggeration to compare this sofa to a sofa bed—at least Osamu Dazai I really like lying in this place and basking in the sun!

He turned over, revealing his little belly, Dazai Osamu touched his flat little belly, he didn't eat anything last night, and he's not very hungry now, he just feels like he wants to eat some snacks...

Rolling his eyes, he suddenly remembered something, took out his mobile phone, and called that "friend" who is known for his rigorousness: "Moshi Moshi, is this Kunikida?"

A familiar but unfamiliar voice came from the other end of the phone: "You are... Dazai? Why do you have time to call me?!"

Seeing this, Osamu Dazai straightened up and sat up straight. He pulled the hem of his clothes, then showed a bright smile, and happily said to the other end of the phone: "Ah, of course I am very happy to call you." hello~"

"You guys only call me when something bad happens?!" Kunikida Doppo said coldly, and then analyzed, "Did you fall into the water again? Or..."

"No, no, actually, I think the spire of this church is very interesting. You see, if I accidentally slipped and fell, would the pointed spire poke into my chest all at once? What about the chest?" Osamu Dazai described the picture solemnly, however, he was supposed to be near the spire of the church in his words, and he was still sitting on the sofa at this moment.

"What kind of suicide are you going to do again?!!" Stimulated by Dazai Osamu's words, Kunikida Doppo jumped up from his sofa chair, and then relaxed, "Forget it, anyway, you are a monster, Ordinary people can't see it either."

"Huh? But now I...have become an appearance that everyone can see~" Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide, swayed his body, and went out, walking slowly on the street, completely unnoticed Seeing his figure, "If Kunikida doesn't want to see tomorrow's newspaper reports, 'Shocked! The hero Kunikida committed suicide by jumping off the top of the church!' Such a report..."

His tone was slightly picky, the corners of his mouth curled slightly, and he showed a bright smile, threatening Kunikida Doppo on the other end of the phone: "Then come and play with me! Please take time off to accompany me, who hasn't found any entertainment. Lonely old man, let's play~"

Opening his mouth, he was about to say something, when Kunikida Doppo heard the prompt tone of "beep beep beep" from the other end of the phone to hang up the phone, and when he called again, he found that the other party had turned off the phone.

A cross popped out of his forehead, and then pressed down again.

——Calm down, Kunikida, don't mess up your plans because of this suicidal monster, you have to teach tomorrow!You are an excellent hero!

Kunikida Doppo soothed his mood in this way, and once again focused on the students' homework in front of him. After correcting some homework, he suddenly cut off the pen in his hand, and the sudden movement of standing up successfully scared the fellow student. other people in an office.

After repeatedly apologizing, Kunikida Doppo did not succeed in calming down, at least, he was disturbed by Dazai Osamu's phone call.

—Bastard!That bastard Dazai would definitely do something like this! ! !

——Why do I know such a guy?Why on earth would I, a hero, know this kind of bastard who always disrupts my plans? !

He thought viciously, cursing Osamu Dazai in his heart for committing suicide in the end, but he quickly packed his things, got up and asked for leave, and was ready to run to the small city of Bisheng overnight to meet a certain threat Own bastard!

——One day... One day, I will definitely kill this monster who always wants to die! ! !

The author has something to say: Kunikida is a human being in the setting, and the current professional hero——————

There will be Atsushi-kun and Akutagawa-kun, since I have written their names, they will definitely appear—————

"嚻" is the traditional Chinese and Korean character for "嗤", read as "xiao"

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Thanks to the "Sun" little angel for throwing mines, okay~