It's not illegal

In the end, Du Ling calmed Tibetan Fox very convincingly from the point of view that just because of your face, the aesthetics of normal people would be unappealing, and he just swore to ensure that no one in the entire Lingtian faction would miss his chrysanthemum.

Then he grabbed the other party's uncut shag tail in a very ruthless and unreasonable manner, and ran away with money - expensive imported equipment should be put in the space for safekeeping, as for the emoji pack itself, oh, just carry it casually.

Due to his despotic prestige, he was forcibly Amway #我长见ugly, but my chastity is guaranteed呀# The Tibetan sauce on his face couldn't resist, so he had to obey.

Huh, Tibetan sauce?

Yes--

As a popular species on the Internet, the Tibetan fox has encountered a lot of enthusiasm (crowd) (crowd) (crowd) (crowd) (crowd) (spectators) from the Lingtian faction. Needless to say, Zhang Jing, even the gay guys who have gradually learned to surf the Internet after their identities are exposed The little magpies are all interested in him.

The existence of a large number of demons with a lower cultivation base than himself also greatly relieved the spirit of Xueba Dr. Hu. When it was time for dinner, he was already able to sip instant noodles with eggs and ham and exchange WeChat accounts with everyone.

Then his network id, Zangjiang Mengmeng, was exposed just like that...

Du Ling, who had taken the medicine and turned back into a human form so that he could show his persuasive goblin face as evidence, smiled: "Pfft... Zangjiang, I said Xueba, do you have multiple personalities?" Sure enough There are many faces in a dead house.

It's okay to be cute, but what the hell is Tibetan sauce? ?

Unexpectedly, Xueba pushed the wine bottle glasses with strong reflections so strong that he couldn't see the dead fish eyes clearly, and replied very seriously: "The name "alitydisorder" (multiple personality disorder) was canceled by the Psychiatric Society in 94, and I also Without the typical symptoms and causative conditions of itydisorder (dissociative identity disorder)…”

Du Ling: ...I'll wipe it!

Brother, are you serious?I'm just kidding, what kind of trouble are you talking about? !

Is it still in Chinese? Why do I feel like I didn’t understand a single word? Oh, it’s really not Chinese. I’m really worthy of being a monster and posting sci at the same time...

…#论学民和学霸Why can’t be friends#.

Feeling that if he stayed any longer, he would be taught to be a man, Master Niao retreated silently, threw the Tibetan sauce to Zhang Jing, and then took a group of winged boys to patrol the mountain.

It's better to be the king of the mountain at home, and what happens when you go out.

"Da Zhuang, let me report to you about the progress of everyone's practice in the past few days." The Parrot King stood with his hands behind his back, "Boss, I went out this time and bought a lot of good stuff. Dan!" There are many sequelae left by going out this time, so I must hurry up and arm the younger brothers.

Breathing the fresh air of the forest oxygen bar, he looked at the smoggy metropolis with concern for the country and the people...of course he couldn't even see an egg.

The mixed-race white goose quacked, and one gander was worth hundreds of ducks.

It looks strong but its brain is not very flexible, but Du Ling values ​​its stupidity and stupidity, which is convenient for training in the direction of tanks, and it is the only one of the birds that does not belong to the passerine order, and it will not Those slick Cora gangs form a gang, and being an Overseer is the most reassuring.

only……

"...You don't need to report your relationship problems to me." But there is a disadvantage in being unreserved, at least Du Ling is not interested in mixing with Gray Magpie as a third party to intervene in old raven couples (?) Such nonsense.

"But none of you can feel the demon core until now? Isn't it too slow?!" After picking up the key points and understanding the content of the report, Du Ling's eyes widened in disgust, completely forgetting that his original performance was not good. How much better than these really naive bird demons.

The problem is that it is a problem left over from history. It is an intractable disease that even the Emperor of Heaven finds it difficult, and these little monsters who started from scratch should instinctively possess demon pills?Although they are all pills, demon pills are completely different from human-cultivated golden pills.

A generation of monsters is really lacking in IQ... Du Ling rubbed his temples with a headache, he still has a sense of crisis, it is hard to say how much benefit he will get from defeating Qi Daneng's conspiracy, anyway, making enemies is certain , and even if he was killed, he would not believe that the end-time crisis could be solved so easily, so the younger brother had to be carefully cultivated.

"It just so happens that here we have monsters who have truly transformed themselves. You will follow Tibetan sauce... Cough, Comrade Hu Guodao, let's study hard." , but at least it's the right way.

"Quack--?" The big goose, which is always at the bottom of the school dregs, twisted its neck unwillingly, tilted its head to show a very humane shocked expression, and specially showed its mouth full of scares that scared countless netizens to pee. Fine teeth.

It's a pity that the phone rang at this time, so Du Ling, who didn't understand the grievances between the geese and geese and the foxes, didn't care. A miserable life ahead sets the tone.

Of course, this is all for later, at least until Zang Jiang is alopecia areata due to too much pressure to find out, now Du Ling's attention is on the caller ID.

The call came from the unlucky boyfriend who was left in the same place by him even more ruthlessly, and had to face the ups and downs of the political struggle of the Demon Control Bureau alone.

Leaving aside how difficult it was for this quiet fairy to call him, Du Ling's first reaction was that there might be new troubles, right?

He just said it couldn't be solved so easily—

"Hello? Little Lizi? Over there... Oh, as long as you're fine, do you want me to pick you up? Have you eaten? Have you brought enough money?" , humming rather boringly, covering up his guilty conscience with repeated questioning with a bit of enthusiasm.

Who made him feel guilty and ran away with the vixen first, and now he can only show his loyalty in a cowardly manner.

In the end, the Heavenly Emperor, who saw through everything, didn't give Du Ling a chance to clean up his crimes. He put the word "nothing" as a reassurance when he came up.

The development there is a bit beyond Du Ling's expectations——

What's more, in less than a day, Qi Daneng has already been suspended from his job, and was asked to go to the specified place to explain the problem within the specified time... The speed of the downfall is also a little faster? !

Are monster power struggles so simple and crude? ?

Or is it that Sun Xiaoshun still has a oriole behind him, just waiting to grab this handle and use his strength...

Du Ling thought about it, and felt that it was wiser to rub the soles of his feet so quickly. It was nothing to be cowardly, and it was better than being detained and not getting out. Isn't Qi Fengyu just too confident that he is always edging the ball?He didn't expect to be killed in one blow by someone who started with corruption, so he kneeled down so unjustly.

He remembered that the dragon team was on the side of the Demon Management Bureau, and the highest was responsible for... Mo Wentian, the deputy director of the combat department in charge of security and abnormal handling, right?

So this is considered cutting-edge phishing law enforcement digging pits for conservatives to jump in, and his right eyelid jumped up...

In fact, Xiao Li only said one sentence from the beginning to the end: "Qi Fengyu was taken away for questioning because of financial problems", and I don't know where Du Ling came up with so many detailed explanations.

But if he didn't have the ability to expand the plot, he probably would have had trouble with the clamshell mouth on the other end of the phone.

Fortunately, a parrot can hold up a big show, and a pure man like Du Ling is better at this. After a while, his voice rose again: "What? Business—that Mo borrowed our It’s not enough to get rid of the enemy by hand-fishing law enforcement, but you still want to buy the Transformation Pill??”

Make an inch of it, this, this, this...

This is a big business!

Although he wasn't the big fish he was originally thinking about here, he is also the deputy director. Where can the money go?If government procurement is even better, as long as you are careful not to be dragged into the water, everything will be fine.

"Let me tell you, little pear, don't promise anyone casually. Our precious elixir is worth at least tens of millions, no, it's a top-grade magic weapon worth a trailer! There are so many good things that can be exchanged for! You wait for me to make a list and write a line, we only buy the prescription and not the finished product—”

Du Ling chattered a lot and then hung up, making Xiao Li on the other end a little dazed with the beeping mobile phone. Is this because he was too excited and talking insanely?

However, Du Ling really didn't say the opposite this time. He also insisted on this point when he sat down at the negotiating table: "Yes, you understand correctly. We only sell the right to use patents, and we don't provide finished pills."

In order to suppress the disadvantage of the baby face, Du Ling deliberately turned a corner on the way to visit the store, first put a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on his nose, and pushed it to reflect the light while talking, feeling extremely Elite style.

It was Mo Wentian himself who signed the purchase contract on behalf of the official of the Demon Management Bureau, and he looked very friendly and smiled before saying a word, as if he was not the one who once had a domineering sideways fight with His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven.

Wealth can really make a demon bow down, but I don't know where this powerful faction who is said to be busy with everything and even interrogates Qi Fengyu by his subordinates squeezes out the time in the United States to fight them to death for such a trivial matter.

And Mo Wentian, who was prepared to fight for [-] rounds on the issue of purchase volume and price, was quite surprised to hear that Mr. Bird was so bachelor and directly sold his cards.

"Little bird, are you sure you want to sell Danfang to us? You can get very little in such a one-shot deal." Mo Wentian didn't seize the talk and sign the contract right away, but smiled frivolously. , It seems to be a reminder for the sake of negotiating opponents.

What the hell is the little bird!

Show some respect, okay?

All friendly and friendly impressions should be torn up and thrown into the trash can. When he saw his smile, his back turned cold inexplicably. Du Ling, who seemed to be being targeted by a natural enemy, rolled his eyes in his heart, and silently moved his butt towards Xiao Li. , then explained: "Of course I know that there are many benefits to selling Chengdan. If I can become the designated supplier of the Demon Control Bureau, it will not only make money from selling medicine, but also have status and rights... How big is the problem? No matter how big a hat I wear, I don't think my small workshop can afford the supply of millions of unshapeable monsters all over the country.

And the ugliness is not afraid to say it first, we are more shallow than me, and you have a lot of masters, who knows that one day the bureau will 'self-develop' a elixir with similar effects, and kick me, a little shrimp, away from then on. ?I might as well sell it for a good price in the first place. "

Du Ling thought clearly, his attitude was bachelor.

If it is a short-term cooperation with Qi Yeji and others in private, he will of course hold Danfang tightly as a trump card. But it doesn't have to be.

The strength gap between the two sides is too great. Apart from relying on the moral level of the other side, Du Ling has no way to guarantee his own long-term interests.

But this kind of transaction is like the arms trade between countries. Talking about copyright and patents are all funny.

And to be honest, he is not interested in devoting his limited time to infinite repetitive labor. It is really exhausting and he can't make much money. There will be considerable profits in the long run.

The question is, does he have the time?

In other words, if the demon's conspiracy is uncovered, will the catastrophe of the last days really not come?

He can remember not only the monsters going crazy, but also the catastrophe of the sky falling and the earth falling.Don't look back, if the market collapses before the first batch of payment is received, then where will he cry.

Of course, the most important thing is that Du Ling himself knows his own affairs. His aura of alchemy is actually supported by the spiritual spring of space. He doesn't want to leak a large number of finished products and be analyzed by others to find out the mysterious ingredients. …

So after thinking about it, it is not as cost-effective as a one-shot deal.

"Oh~?"

It seemed that he was more interested in his reaction than the elixir itself, and Mo Wentian also changed his posture, holding his chin to look more threatening, "So, the little bird is not confident that this protector can protect him now." How about you? Since that’s the case, are you interested in changing your sect, for example—come to accept asylum under my command?”

When he said this, he didn't even glance at the "protector" who was sitting on the side, which showed his arrogance.

Hey, are you here to do business or to sow discord? !

"...If I'm not mistaken, you are the official negotiator of the Demon Control Bureau, right?"

"There are still 5 minutes before the agreed formal meeting time, so I am recruiting you on my own behalf." Facing Du Ling's half-spitting response, Mo Wentian laughed wantonly.

"If you are willing to become my exclusive alchemist, the resources you can obtain are not what a broken sect can provide."

For such a big business, he only came here alone, without any supervision or assistants. It has already proved that after getting rid of his old enemy, he has become a big trend in the Demon Control Bureau. He has no intention of concealing this point, not only using the bargaining chip of the government level for his own personal gain, but even pointing out the existence of the Lingtian Sect nonchalantly as a deterrent.

But it would be too contemptuous to think that Master Niao could be bought by such a means.

The young master is a showman but not a person!Du Ling rolled his eyes, and didn't answer his question at all, but urged impatiently: "Oh, so do you want to buy the Dan Fang or not?"

If you don't buy it, don't talk nonsense. Let's take it easy, everyone!

But the more Du Ling showed his steadfastness and unyielding heart, and he didn't want to have anything to do with himself, the more interested Mo Wentian became, "Of course I want the elixir. In addition, we are also very happy with the elixir you made yourself." ..."

His persistent solicitation was interrupted by a few A4 papers.

Xiao Li didn't seem to be affected by the previous slander, and he didn't care if the other party turned a blind eye to him. A touch of personal emotion.

He pushed the entire list in front of Mo Wentian that Du Ling could earn as much as he held, which was enough to empty the warehouse of the Demon Management Bureau.

"If you are interested in buying, please confirm the price."

The dense array of treasures made Mo Wentian's face a little cracked when he saw the wealthy and domineering president. It wasn't that the price was too high, but that there were some things that were simply unheard of—

——What is Aescin seven flower glazed ginseng?What is the golden silk spider jade thread cocoon? ?I always feel that after writing these rare things together, even the commonly used medicines such as Ganoderma lucidum and Astragalus Sapindus are too full to make people dare not recognize it.

Obviously, a monster winner like Mo Wentian has never seen how human beings talk nonsense in their novels about cultivating immortals.

His expression on one side was uncertain, while Du Ling on the other side was also a little nervous, deeply afraid that his unreliable background would be seen through: before, he was completely overjoyed and excited for a while, so he made a mess of nonsense, who knew Xiao Li's brain Those who don't turn will just take it out like this!

Now they are asking for a lot of money, and they can only wait for their opponents to pay back the money. If the surname Mo insists on asking those named Sai Zong, what the hell are the strange flowers and beasts specially fabricated by online writers to cheat the number of words? He pretended to be profound and tried to see if he could fool around.

... If you can't, you have to be able. It's hard to say that this is Fan Jinzhong's nonsense, so it's a shame.

However, Xiao Li was not the kind of person who would leave nothing behind after poking the basket. After he handed over the price list, he said another word of weight, which ended the possibility of Mo Wentian continuing to bargain to hook up his own parrot.

"We do not negotiate prices."

The fairy face continued to hold his sword fairy air, stretched out his hand to separate the big monster who was approaching every step of the way from his little pet, and finished the second half of the sentence coldly and loudly: "Private property, please do not touch it."

With the instantly broken expression of violently pulling the government purchaser as a foil, the image is extremely tall.

With his arm stretched out to block behind him, Du Ling, who was private, didn't know whether he should be moved or not.

Sure enough, the saying that every experience in life is a precious treasure is not wrong, the inherent lines of the former gold medal cashier in the convenience store... there is a day when he can speak domineeringly and blind people's eyes.