It's not illegal

Du Ling's hypothetical intimidation was very convincing.

How self-inflated are you talking about, so you dare to argue about the law of the jungle?When I realized that I might be the one who was eliminated and eaten as a matter of course, I would be honest.

Facing the blow of disillusionment, no longer able to deceive himself, he huddled in the ivory tower and studied obsessively. The Tibetan fox's pair of dead fish eyes, which were turned upside down, became even dimmer.He lowered his head and groped for a while, and found the bottom of the crooked wine bottle—Du Ling suddenly realized that the reason why he became bolder was because he couldn't see this cruel world clearly—and then turned back into the three-stick beating A dead house scientist who doesn't give a fart.

But at least if I ask him again this time, I can stammer and give a few decent answers, which can be regarded as an improvement.

Although he is a little bit stupid in terms of political opinions, Hu Xueba, who relies on his talent to make a living in the professional field, is very capable, and he can get rid of scum like Du Ling by more than a light year.

He seriously explained to the hijackers the manufacturing and operating principles of the "demon species": using nanoscale miniaturization array technology, this spore-sized array disk can sneak into living organisms, attach to the inside of hematopoietic tissues, change the cell structure, Transform the basic biological energy into the primary demon energy particles necessary in the blood of the demon clan. After the demon energy is generated, it will wrap around the formation disk, and in turn strengthen it, and finally form a domestication that automatically absorbs the aura of heaven and earth and catalyzes it into a spirit. .

He spoke very thoroughly, but it's a pity Master Niao only got a pair of mosquito-repellent incense eyes and a half, so he didn't understand a single word.

The only consolation (?) is that His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven also doesn't understand.

Although the fairy face still looks so calm, wise and elegant, it is very confusing, but the deepest bewilderment in his eyes still betrays the truest state.

As for how the demon species forcibly transforms ordinary creatures into monsters, and for the god of learning who has just dabbled in astrophysics in modern science and has not yet jumped into the pit of biochemistry, he also understands the six orifices.

Basically a clueless one.

'It turns out that you don't understand either, so I can rest assured. Du Ling, who felt forced to listen to a super-class lecture, heaved a sigh of relief, then stopped the theoretical analysis, and asked a practical question that everyone cared more about: "We don't need to understand the truth, you just need to tell us how the monster spreads." It doesn’t seem like it’s hand-inoculated one by one, right?” If it’s done like a horse doesn’t know how to do a pangolin, pets like Yagonggong and Erha Tiantian won’t become perfect inexplicably.

"...No, of course not." Hu Guodao raised his head in surprise, as if wondering why Du Ling would think so, and then quickly buried himself: "Oh, by the way, you came with expatriates... ...Sigh." He knew that it was unreliable to ask outsiders to try semi-finished products, but it is a pity that the boss is the one who pays for this kind of thing...

He held back for a long time and wanted to complain a few words, but in the end he still maintained that unrequited .gif face, and explained in a flat tone in the style of a thesis defense: "What you see should...just to verify the second generation of demon species A small-scale trial of the effect. Although the effect of the first generation of demon species is good, the trigger is too random, and it still depends on the spirituality of the individual creature itself and the remnants of the ancient blood. The requirements are too high and it does not meet my original idea.

Moreover, we did not do a good job in the preliminary investigation when we put it into a trial on a large scale, so there was no place to build a control group, so this time we chose an environment where there is no generation of monsters distributed, and we did a small test first.Because the second-generation demon species... bo—Qi Fengyu wants to lower the threshold of becoming a spirit, and I hope it can make animals smart and able to think! "Speaking of this, Tibetan Fox's tone is rarely high-spirited. Obviously, he is not blindly researching, but is still inclined to his own ideals.

"But judging from the feedback results...they only increased their strength and size, but their intelligence did not increase..." The results of the experiment were not ideal, and Tibetan foxes were so sad that they lost their shape.

But after talking so much in such a cloud and fog, but completely missed the point, it finally made the audience who were full of lawsuits couldn't bear it anymore.

"stop!"

Du Ling could hear his temples throbbing. At least he understood one thing, that is, if this unsatisfactory demon species 2.0 internal beta version spreads on a large scale, it will cause the situation of rampant mutant beasts like in his previous life, and his younger brothers are a generation of demons. a widely distributed outcome.

However, it is not an egg, but it still didn't talk about how the demon species spread!

Md science male is easy to read and fail to pass the comprehension——

"Just tell us directly, is the demon species like a flu virus?" Although he gave a question mark at the end, he basically believed in his heart that it was the virus that spread in the last days. Alright: yi and y-ii viruses.

However, Hu Xueba shook his head in a panic, "No, no, how could you think that way? The monster itself has no vitality and cannot replicate itself, and its size is too large and not compact enough to qualify as a virus— —”

"..." co-authoring a virus is still a high standard ideal goal, thank goodness (manual goodbye.

"Now, the current generation of demon species is about the size of ordinary dust particles. We, we generally rely on the new weather of smog to spread. As long as the smog lasts long enough, the demon species particles can always be suspended, allowing creatures The body can inhale enough doses and start to change..."

Under the strong gaze of the two eyes, Tibetan Fox shrank his small shoulders that were not too wide compared to his face, and his voice was an octave lower: "I, what did I not say clearly?"

No, just compliments on how smart you are.

It turns out that it is not a high-tech environment rich in aura, but a source of pm2.5 demon particle pollution. No wonder only big cities have a high rate of sperm formation. In the last days, the more heavily industrialized the place, the more severely affected it will be!

The roots are here, the real Silent Hill——Du Ling couldn't laugh or cry, feeling that the "Guide to New Demons" was fooling around to the point of irony.

So those scientists in the previous life were not wrong, it was really the human beings who ruined the environment to their own demise, and beautiful mountains and rivers are not easy to cause accidents... After the accident, some people ran to the plateau desperately, maybe they were right.

Pressing the memories of that year back to the depths of his mind, Du Ling shook his hair, and ordered: "Stop talking nonsense, you point out the important materials that are useful, and we have to withdraw."

In fact, no matter what Tibetan fox pointed at, he was ready to knock the other party unconscious and then make a big sweep. While fattening his own pocket, he could draw salary from the bottom of the pot. Without this small workshop for making monsters, even if that Qi Daneng had some conspiracy in private Also to no avail.

"Oh, that's right, why hasn't anyone come here yet? What's going on outside?"

This was said to Xiao Li. Hearing this, the Emperor of Heaven took out his mobile phone and glanced at it. He raised his sword eyebrows slightly, and began to read the screen without any ups and downs: "——has successfully merged with the second brigade of the Dragon Team, and is currently targeting Whether Deputy Director Qi Fengyu has embezzled public funds, operated extravagant private clubs and other issues have been investigated."

To translate it means that the two groups of people are arguing and can't care about this, Du Ling nodded clearly and relieved, he is more concerned about this contact method now——

"Xiao Lizi, did you add that monkey's... WeChat account?" Although this account is basically used by himself, but seeing the new friend named 'Dasheng 66 generation grandson', and he has piles of active The unsolicited message made Du Ling feel slightly upset.

I always feel that Xiaolizi's useless title of Emperor of Heaven seems to be quite attractive in some places?

cut happy.

"Well, it's quieter."

Xiao Li, who can't even mute text messages, paused for a moment, then answered briefly.

He didn't want to describe to Du Ling the expression on Sun Xiaoshun's face when he dialed a phone number and the Divine Comedy of the End of the World sounded.

"That's right." Bird Lord, who used those apps more and had long forgotten what bad things he had done to the basic functions of the phone, nodded, turned around, and was still thinking about this and that. The reluctant Tibetan fox greeted: "By the way, I also have one of your contact information!"

"Me, me, me...? But haven't I been arrested, can I still use my mobile phone in the future?" The four-eyed fox, who is very conscious of a felony prisoner, but sad and out of focus, asked hopefully.

Due to this, Du Ling fell into deep thought.

To be honest, he doesn't really want to hand over high-ranking intellectuals like Hu Guodao to the state?What good would a scientist like this kind of mindless get involved in the power struggle at the top of the Demon Control Bureau? Maybe Qi Fengyu won't hurt his muscles and bones in the future, but this guy may be put in prison.

I always feel a bit wasted...

Looking around at Xiao Li's big tiger-skin banner, which is facing the wind and shaking the world, Du Ling suddenly asked: "If I say, if there is a way to get rid of possible accountability by the Demon Control Bureau, keep some of it The demon body is free, do you want to do it?"

"Fucking with you?" Although he was a bit stubborn, Xueba's reaction speed was not slow, but he was very puzzled: Although the handsome iceberg man who he couldn't see the depth and thought it was scary was very powerful, but he couldn't cover it. Such a big deal, right?

"If I want to run away, I'd rather go to prison." Dead house can't afford to hurt, and what he committed is big, but it's just a violation of the standard law prohibiting private dissemination of alchemy results, and he didn't take it. to sell or make a profit by any other means.But if he dared to run away, the treatment would be different... Hu Guodao swallowed, thinking that it would be more reliable to strive for good performance to get a reduced sentence.

"Where did you go, young master seems to be such a stupid person?" Parrot rolled his eyes, which is very technically difficult, "Have you ever heard of political asylum?"

Hu Xueba nodded obediently.

"Then do you know who the man behind me is?" The parrot cow raised its head and raised its hair.

Hu Xueba shook his head cooperatively.

"Tsk, why don't you know anything, you should know about Haotian Jinque's supreme supreme master, the miraculous method, the enlightened emperor, who went down to the mortal world for many calamities, right?

Forget it doesn’t matter if you don’t know, as long as you know that this is our great Lord of Heaven, the pinnacle of human cultivation, Xiao Li, Xiao Shangxian, who even the unselfish leader of the dragon group will follow his lead, and worship him as a township spirit Beast or something, it is guaranteed that the Demon Control Bureau will not be able to arrest you! "perhaps.

Hu Guodao was stunned for a long time after hearing his big flick that could send rhinoceros flying in the sky, and finally pushed his glasses and asked with a desperate attitude: "I have one last question—

— Can you surf the Internet? "

#On the persistent spiritual pursuit of intelligent life in the 21st century#

#This world is beautiful because of the Internet#

Du Ling, who was once forced to live in a caveman’s hut (…) for a month and flew to the air-conditioning box on the [-]th floor to wipe the net in the cold wind every day, felt empathy for his persistence and gave a resounding affirmative reply.

By the way, I took a look at the still expressionless Tiandi, who didn't know what he was thinking: "Chou Chou, Chou Chou, the prestige of Tianting is not as effective as I set up a satellite signal pot!" '

Obtaining the consent of the individual is only the first step in the compilation, and the real difficulty lies in the latter part.

Although Du Ling said that politics should avoid the asylum of heaven, he is well aware of the degree of nonsense of this statement-maybe there are monsters like Sun Xiaoshun who are bent on pursuing righteousness and rigid minds, but most demon management bureaus The higher-ups didn't take this little Heavenly Emperor Xiao Li seriously at all. If Hu Guodao was handed over to the country...then they would be detained and couldn't get it back, so they wanted to make the Tibetan Fox Xueba popular. If you are in your own bowl, you have to create a fait accompli.

That is to say, Hu Xueba had to be hidden at the mountain gate first, because the Demon Management Bureau couldn't get him, and because of the divide and rule diplomatic relationship with people, it was difficult to stretch its claws again.

So after such a short meeting, Du Ling and Xiao Li will continue to split into two groups.

"By the way, Xiao Lizi, can you deal with the people from the Demon Management Bureau by yourself? Why don't you procrastinate and wait for me to come back to find you?" He was really afraid of being caught by those focused fake icebergs. Monsters who have learned from humans and engaged in political work for decades go around.

It's really a little brother who hates less when he uses it!

"It's not safe." Xiao Li refused without hesitation. In any case, he is a human cultivator and not under the management of the Demon Management Bureau, but if Du Ling goes to negotiate with him, it is very likely that even Du Ling himself would know, not to mention Hu Guodao. He was detained because he successfully refined the Transformation Pill.

So asking Du Ling to send the Tibetan fox back to the Lingtian sect in advance is actually a kind of protection for himself.

Sure enough, as soon as the word "safety" was mentioned, Master Niao lost his confidence. It's okay to talk about illegal refining of small medicines. The muddy waters of political struggle are wonderful.

But it's not in line with his big parrot spirit to be scared away without fighting like this. Du Ling shook his hair, grabbed Xiao Li's sleeve and climbed onto his shoulder again, rubbing against the other's ear , "...Then you use some aura as your trump card to keep you safe. Give me a call and I'll pick you up when you're done."

After speaking, she tilted her head and made a very vulgar kiss gesture of a girl looking up at a 45° angle.

——At least one thing is very convenient about being a bird, that is, you can be thick-skinned, and you don't feel ashamed at all about dual cultivation and crossing qi.

Apparently Xiao Li also understood it very well, so he quickly lowered his head and walked mouth-to-mouth with a bird, and then he didn't even need to wipe his mouth, and went to deal with the official monsters outside who might not be able to find them for a while.

Du Ling, who was bitten hard (?) by the male god on the bird's beak and sucked half of his energy, smashed his mouth, embarrassed to admit that he regretted that the beak's hard shell didn't have much tactile sensation.

But it’s not like saying you don’t feel it at all:

"Although the guy with the fairy face looks cold on the outside, he's actually very hot and soft inside~"

I was very proud that I could think of such a dirty joke, and felt very worthy of my mighty, majestic and aggressive 40-big stand. Master Bird celebrated by shaking his head and tail, only to remember that there was still a crowd of onlookers curled up in the corner.

Cough, serious~ get serious.

You can't expose your funny side in front of the new little brother!

He thought he was very majestic and stared at the dead fish eyes of the Tibetan fox, and was satisfied to see Hu Guodao, who had nothing to eat, trembling in fear and anxiety.

Hmph, the combat power of a scientific research house is only 0.5 goose scum, and his sharp eyes alone are enough to deal with it.

"Come here, let's—"

"Then that--I, I, I, I want to quit! Let me be handed over to the country! Don't look at me as a vixen, I'm still a virgin! I don't provide fornication services!!!"

Before Du Ling could finish saying that we should leave as soon as possible, the vixen was already howling with tears in his voice. If he could move, he would definitely use his hands and feet to crawl backwards and use the parrot as the source of the virus. It doesn't hinder his family's academic background, and he knows a lot about picking and filling cauldron furnaces.

Master Bird: ...

fall.

Now here comes the question—after being misunderstood by a vixen as having a broken brain and helping the evildoers, and becoming a potter of self-depravity, how should he explain to prove that the two are in a voluntary love relationship with pure gold?

#Online waiting, very urgent#

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Tibetan Fox: No——!I do not sell my body!

Master Bird: ...No one can eat you up, thank you! !