It's not illegal

As a supernatural bird with infinite strength, it is not easy to dig a one-meter-deep hole in the half-frozen wasteland.

Du Ling looked at his brand new grave bag, and nodded with satisfaction.

Speaking of which, the sunflower cockatoo possessed by him was originally a species that planed tree holes to make nests. Using these claws to dig graves, in a sense, it really made the best use of everything.

Flapping its powerful wings, the snow covered the overturned soil evenly again, and the parrot Du Ling completely covered himself as an important evidence of the death of human beings.

From now on, I will learn to be a parrot and live on.

He felt his eye sockets were a little wet, ha, it turns out that birds also have lacrimal glands.Du Ling hates the needless sadness of hurting the spring and autumn, but he no longer has an arm to wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes, so he can only turn and shake his head like Kanye did back then.

A string of crystal... ice balls fell.

"Ah-Ah Choo!"

Damn, once it stops and doesn't move, it will freeze the bird to death.

What about bringing your own down jacket?This is not antifreeze at all, bad review!Du Ling was desperate to find that he had squatted in the snow for such a short time, his arms and legs were stiff, and he shivered remembering the precautions he had checked when raising Kanye.

You can’t catch a cold. If you have a cold, it’s not as good as when you’re a human being and you can survive it. If it’s not good enough, it will turn into pneumonia or bird plague. The four words of burping and catching a cold are a very funny horror in the bird breeding world legend.

But this is not a completely dark night because of the reflection of the snow. Where can he, a foreign bird, escape from the cold?There is still about an hour or two before the day breaks and someone comes out for activities, and considering how sparsely populated this rental area is during Chinese New Year...

Looking down at his white hair, Mr. Bird's mind has already deduced a period of white snow, no one saw a poor little bird freezing to death alone on the beautiful day of family reunion, and there is no chance to see it again A heart-wrenching plot with a glance at the bright green leaves and delicate flowers.

The listener was sad and the listener shed tears. Du Ling was disgusted by his own imagination, and felt that his talent had improved. The most beautiful turn around.

Then it flapped its wings and took off without hesitation, looking for a heat source.

As for freezing to death?

Hehe, don't be kidding, crows and sparrows also know how to use the urban heat island effect and find places like air-conditioning exhaust vents to keep out the cold. He is not really a silly pet bird who ran away from home for the first time, and he can't find a Temporary shelter?

Flying over more than a dozen old buildings, Du Ling came to the only 24-hour convenience store within a five-mile radius, followed the hot air to find the heating system outlet hidden behind the house, and lay down happily .

It's just buzzing and it's a bit noisy, so I should find someone to take care of me as soon as possible.

If he can provide 24-hour heating and cooling air-conditioning and imported nuts, he will definitely not mind showing off his cuteness and calling him a dog Xiu Jinsama, so that he will not be so unlovable like Kanye back then, and ended up in the embarrassing situation where only good-hearted poor people are willing to adopt him.

He hid his cold nose under his warm wings, and before he closed his eyes, a last sentence flashed through Du Ling's mind: This stray bird really wasn't done by humans.

Then after being frightened, he dug a hole for most of the night, and he fell asleep just like that after being exhausted.

A night without dreams.

The snow stopped the next morning, and the winter sun was warm and comfortable on the body, but unfortunately there was always something blind to block the light, so that the lovely Uncle Sun could not evenly caress Du Ling's whole body.

He didn't want to get up yet... Annoyed, he wanted to roll around with his arms around the quilt, but instead of following the sleeping habits of birds, the natural state of hiding his head and showing his tail curled up into a ball, he fell into a stupid bird with sprawled sprawl.

Not to mention that he didn't get up for a long time, this unlucky virtue has been seen by everyone!

Half-blinded by eye mucus, the uncle bird who could barely see his own shadow kicked his thin legs, trying to cover the chrysanthemum, but it was all in vain. In the end, the kind-hearted man stretched out his hand to hug him, pressing his big and powerful hand firmly on the chrysanthemum. The pair of dishonest wings straightened the silly parrot that could only perform street dance in circles with its back against the ground no matter how fluttering it was.

It's okay, it's okay, Mo Fang Mo Fang, anyway, you are just a bird now and no one can lose it.

Du Ling squatted on the spot and calmed down for a few seconds, then twisted his neck and rubbed his face on his back, regained the high-definition vision he got after being a bird, and prepared to inspect his benefactor's appearance.

Well, although the ideal is to have a 36D as the owner, but if he is a handsome guy, he can also give him a lot of favors to raise himself——

The tall figure of that kind-hearted man was reflected in the round eyes of the sunflower parrot like small black beans.

This is a handsome man with outstanding facial features that make people forget the vulgarity.

It was a face as smooth as jade, with clear and handsome outlines without any femininity, plump lips under the straight and elegant bridge of the nose, and a pair of sword-shaped eyebrows flying into the temples, but the most attractive thing was the pair of phoenix eyes under the eyebrows. Ren is black and bright, with deep and charming eyes.Even if ordinary men have such a pair of eyes, they usually either look too rigid and look sharp, or cover up and end up becoming kitsch, but the bright eyes in front of Du Ling's eyes don't give people that kind of feeling at all.

Looking at each other, people only feel that the treasure is solemn, and they dare not be obscene and profane.

What's more, the man has long black hair combed neatly behind his head, with only some fine hair hanging down his forehead, which adds a touch of classical style.

Like a mortal immortal, he is out of tune with this materialistic era.

Well, if it wasn't for the classic white shirt that he wants to be elegant and doesn't consider the temperature, he is wearing an apron with an ugly convenience store mascot printed on it, it might really give people such an illusion.

Now, the force level is lowered in an instant, the convenience store brother and a silly bird look at each other, and they meet in the narrow back corridor of the convenience store where the boxes are piled up. There is no sense of disobedience ╮(╯▽╰) ╭"Xiao, Xiao Daxian——!!" Lack of sleep and under the shock of beauty, the uncle parrot with insufficient brain capacity couldn't recover, and blurted out the nickname that everyone privately gave to his little brother.

"...do you know me?" The convenience store boy called Xiao Daxian asked a question to a bird with a deadpan expression.

Although there was no ups and downs in that pleasant voice, Du Ling just felt a kind of coercion for no reason, and nodded unconsciously.

I can't even take care of trying to hide my refined IQ which is different from that of ordinary birds (Is there really.

Xiao Li, Xiao Daxian, this is a celebrity who is well-known all over the world in their area!

How could Du Ling not know about him? If he didn't know about this blue-faced misfortune who is so handsome, how could he be so familiar with the convenience store that is more than one kilometer away from his rented house?

Back then, in order to describe the male lead in his new pit of cultivation according to this little brother, he lost his legs. He bought and bought three meals a day, and used the convenience store as a cafeteria for a long time.

The portion of the bento is really 'exquisite', and it is suitable for small white-collar workers to eat. In Duling, a man who is barely 1.8 meters tall after rounding, it seems that it is not as affordable as the roadside stalls, but he is full of immortality. The numbing male lead of Xinkeng is full of enthusiasm, and he can help him trick many rich girls into giving rewards every day, which is worth the fare.It's a pity that this article, which was hailed as a turnaround by the editor, had a great potential for becoming popular, and was completely ruined by the appearance of the portable space, and it was forgotten by Du Ling, who dealt with Wangwang and express delivery every day.

Now that I think about it, my conscience is really a little uneasy... Anyway, I haven't finished posting the manuscript at this point in time, so I might as well continue it when I have time.

But what are you going to talk about?

I can’t remember anything except the male lead’s beauty_(:з」∠)_

Du Ling was wandering silently, but he looked as cute and cute as a real sunflower parrot, at least Xiao Shangxian didn't take his slow reaction to heart.

"You came to this community four months and seven days ago," he said with great certainty, without needing to ask for proof, "We are destined to meet each other. What is your name?"

Talking about fate, his face was still expressionless and bland, without any emotion or anger, but Du Ling had already remembered that this handsome guy with a wooden face had always had such a style, and the expression number [-] was used for everything. Indifference makes those little scouts and speculators who come here after hearing the news return home in a hurry.

And because of his good looks, the elders and aunts in the community pay special attention to him, so even a dead house like Du Ling has heard some rumors about Xiao Li's origin. He is probably from a rural background with no education and no family business. Before working full-time in the store, I moved bricks on the construction site... I don’t know which valley has someone whose ancestors accumulated virtues to give birth to such an extraordinary flower.

It's a pity that his personality is as indifferent as his appearance, so he can be such a low-level person in this society where appearances can make a living, and he has gained a nickname of Daxian with a sense of irony.But seeing that he actually remembered when Kanye flew to the community, maybe there is a soft heart hidden under that indifferent appearance?

Du Ling, who was worrying about having no one to take care of him, kindled hope in his heart.

If I can live under the same roof as the popular male protagonist of my novel, then the editor no longer has to worry about my description of the characters being vivid and detailed enough!

"Du Ling! Du Ling! Du Ling!" Uncle Bird said the important words three times with great excitement, fearing that his current Australian accent would affect the understanding of the male god breeder.

"Well, a good name." Xiao Li, who had high hopes, nodded, then straightened up, turned his head, and left.

gone……

Hello!Wait for this handsome guy!Did you forget something! ?

The agreed exchange of names is a contract of destiny, love me, pet me and support me for the rest of my life! ? ?

If you are so ruthless, you are not considered a man. Be careful, I am not happy to write you as a mortal, wretched scumbag in the skin of a fairy!

Du Ling's little bird's head above the oversized scarlet letter swipes the screen, of course he doesn't need to complain about it in his heart, so he has to puff up his wings and chase after him. —

Precise landing!

Hmph, the tip of the claws seems to have pierced the shirt cloth and pierced the flesh. It is the fault of someone who wears too little in the winter. He is not so stingy with such a magnanimous man like Uncle Du.

Successfully stepping on the male god's shoulder, Du Ling triumphantly raised his neck and opened a chrysanthemum on the back of his head.

In fact, while on the surface, he was also secretly wary of Xiao Li's raised hand, but he was still lucky, thinking that the convenience store god would not be so cruel and ruthless to make trouble with his poor little bird.

"Oh~~~~It's a parrot! It's so cute!!" Before the secret battle of one person and one bird can be broken, the pretentious scream of a convenience store worker who came to change shifts: "It's so good and dear. , Brother Xiao, did you raise it? Unexpectedly, Brother Xiao is also a person who can keep pets~~"

As he spoke, he stretched out his long, colorfully dyed nails, not knowing whether to touch or poke Du Ling's fat, fluffy belly.

Tsk, I hate this kind of nympho's hands and feet with ulterior motives!Uncle Bird made a threatening gesture unconsciously and made the whole bird circle around. He was considering whether to pretend to be stupid and flap his wings a few times or stretch his neck and peck back to fight back. The owner of the shoulder under his feet had already made a decision for him.

I don't know how Xiao Li walked, his shoulders didn't move at all, but he gracefully moved away at least half a meter, avoiding the attack very naturally.

"En." Obviously he disdains to speak, but his nasal voice is as melodious as an organ. Xiao Li's response can be regarded as confirming the guess that Du Ling is his pet.

Uncle Du, the parrot, finally felt at ease.

He just said, how could anyone not be tempted by a beautiful bird like himself who loves to see flowers blooming and is worth several months' wages of a convenience store worker!

It turns out that turning around and leaving means expecting you to follow automatically~

It seems that this famous wooden-faced male god is still a little tsundere in private, he understands how to get along in the future.

Uncle Du nodded his head thinking he was the truth, and sat upright in a very stylish manner, trying his best to show the temperament that a high-quality pet bird with dignity, style and closeness to the owner should have.

The limitations of his position and size made him completely unaware of the flashes of thought that flashed through the calm, deep black eyes of the master of this 'tender and tsundere man who hides his soft love deeply'.