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Du Ling felt a little stuffed.

Although he has always believed that life should be a leisurely walk, and he firmly believes that the sky will fall and can be used as a quilt. He claims to be very optimistic and can see things, and he doesn't care too much about many things. A bird, still a bit out of bounds.

...Especially after he found out that his body really seemed to be completely dead.

After being reborn in the apocalypse three years later, he turned into a pet bird wearing anklets, and was locked up with his dead body in a broken room with air leaks in the winter, so swollen? ! #Online waiting, very urgent! #

In fact, it is also beneficial to be reborn as a parrot, for example, it can talk and ask for help.

However, this is of no use. It is the second day of the Lunar New Year, and there are not many living people in this low-rent building during the spring break. Said that his former body, now this bird shell has to be starved to death and turned into a mummified corpse.

... If he hadn't died of freezing before dying of starvation, he remembered that sunflower parrots are tropical birds that are not very cold-resistant. It was extremely snowy outside, and it was freezing cold.

Du Ling fluffed up all his hair for a while to make the protective layer thicker, and then tucked the hair tightly so that no trace of heat would leak out. Unfortunately, no matter how hard he tossed, he still couldn't get warm. The more he shook, the more he felt that he was not far from death.

Why did he think about it back then, because Kanye didn't have a sphincter and shit all over the room, so he must have tied such an old and thick iron chain to it!

Sure enough, restricting the freedom of movement of pets is also regarded as an act of abuse, and there will be retribution and retribution.

Why do you think this chain is so strong!Unconsciously, Du Ling imitated Kanye's appearance back then, tilting his head down to peck at the stainless steel with his strong beak that was invincible when cracking melon seeds.

It's a pity that it's okay to deal with wood, but no matter how strong the parrot's beak hits metal...

Click.

……broken?

Du Ling stared dumbfounded at the steel chain that he couldn't keep clamping with the vise, and it was just bitten off by himself, feeling as relaxed and happy as cracking a paper walnut.

The hairy crown on the back of his head stood up, turning into half a tender yellow chrysanthemum.

Could it be that the power ability that he awakened in the last days also followed?

Xiaoye Du, who had a bird body and a heart, became excited, pecked and pecked a few more times, and completely freed his claws: Humph, it's time to lift the seal, my devilish right hand!

Suddenly, the second terminal illness broke out, and the overjoyed Mr. Bird stomped his paws, but he didn’t know how to transmit the power with a bang, and the whole log bird frame montage slowly fell down like slow motion, and he was about to take a picture of it. With his face on the ground, Du Ling realized that he is now a bird with wings.

Flapping its wings, it flew up from the remains of the bird frame that he had ruined, and Titi, a predecessor who had never flown by himself, was so proud——

Hey~ You can fly, you can fly!

As a result, it hit the ceiling with a thud, couldn't move in time, and fell on the curtains, and then couldn't find any relief to flap its wings, and rolled down with a clatter.

Cough, it's my first time doing bird business and I'm not very skilled. Please bear with me.

After a roll and a steady grooming, it was a good bird again.

While tidying up his mad fluttering wing feathers embarrassingly, and tidying up the overly chaotic mood after the surprise and joy, Du Ling really calmed down after a while, and he temporarily accepted the reality of being reborn as a parrot.

In any case, he is still alive, which in itself is a very lucky thing, and more should not be forced.

Well contented, think about the benefits of being a parrot - firstly he can fly, secondly he will no longer be the first choice in the menu of mutant creatures after the end of the world (since he has already mutated with power and probably won't mutate again), and then In addition, the lifespan of a sunflower parrot can reach 80 years, which is not shorter than that of a human being. It has a wide range of recipes and can talk, and its mouth and feet are flexible enough to use small tools...

Du Ling raised one of his paws and moved it. He was very sure that he could play the keyboard and the game, and he was immediately satisfied. Why did the more he thought about it, the more he felt that he had made money?

If you are lucky enough to find a high-quality caring family to take care of you, then you will be able to worry about food and clothing from now on, and you will no longer have the pressure of renting a house, but it is a pity that you cannot continue to sell fruits to make a lot of money... Speaking of this, he remembered that he was killed in his previous life What about the space jade pendant, the great hero who was reborn in the previous shot that shattered and caused a vision?

Wouldn't it still be hanging around the neck of his "corpse"...

Although I saw a lot of dead people, it was still a bit weird to face my own dead self.

However, before the hairy Mr. Bird made up his mind to search for the corpse, just as he subconsciously recalled what supplies could be found in the current space, he suddenly felt a little itchy under his left wing.

With a jolt, a round, pink and tender peach rolled out.

丿

(⊙o⊙) Ah!

food!

The parrot's instinct, which likes all kinds of fruits, got the upper hand for a while, and he happily gnawed a few mouthfuls to appease the glutton in his stomach. Only then did Du Ling realize the fact that his baby space was still on him with the spare brain.

Thinking of the opening of the space as in the past, the consciousness probes inward:

Those tall and short peach trees of various colors are still thriving, but the deep and shallow peach petals are scattered all over the ground, and a few ripe peaches rolled into the spring, and a pile of materials collected in the last days also fell to pieces. It's bad, but on the whole, nothing is missing, and I followed myself back from three years ago to the present.

——Worthy of being a family heirloom, so loyal and loyal to me, Moji really loves me!

If it wasn't for the fact that the jade pendant itself had been integrated into the body and couldn't be taken out, Du Ling really wanted to kiss it. No buddies, beauty suitors, etc. are reliable like this big treasure!

With this portable space, it is no longer a dream for a bird to live a life that is more carefree than humans.

The hair on his head opened and closed, Du Ling couldn't have been more happy to stuff his wallet, PSP, hard drive and other valuables into a handbag, and then put them together into the space, leaving only a Guoliu in front of him.

Now it's time to show how flexible the parrot's claws really are - Mr. Bird stretched out his claws to grab the phone, and pressing the power button on the side is as convenient as when he was a human being. Swipe his finger on the screen again, and it turns on perfectly!

Well, although the temperature of the bird's claws is relatively low, the touch screen can still respond, so the bird uncle nodded in satisfaction.

At this time three years ago, he was just a small otaku who made a living by coding. All his sources of livelihood were in the virtual world, and his pitiful deposits were also placed in Yu'e Bao. From the perspective of practicing as a small profiteer in the future, this way of managing money He simply doesn't want to make progress, but it provides a lot of convenience for Du Ling who can't see anyone now.

This means that he can still use his own money to live and even continue to make money without showing up.

There is an old saying that goes well, no one behind the Internet knows whether you are talking to a human or a dog, and now put it on him, I believe that the generous readers will not mind whether the object of the reward is a human or a bird.

However, in order to maintain these accounts to continue to operate, it is best not to let people know the fact that this 'person' Du Ling is dead.It seems that the original plan to fly out to attract the attention of passers-by and let people find his body had to be abandoned.

Du Ling tilted his head to look at the frightening face that once belonged to him, barely handsome but now with distorted expression and bluish skin, a pair of bird eyes revealing a human struggle.

He finally let out a sigh.

Think about it, in fact, isn’t it a very popular thing to scatter ashes into nature and enter the great cycle of life? He is now burying his body in the space, which means that there is only one less step of burning.

It's not bad...

...Damn it's far away (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

After putting the corpse into the space, he realized that he couldn't put it under the mud, out of sight and out of mind. He can accept the setting of burying the dead under the peach tree, doesn't it mean that he can just watch himself rot?And put the dead self side by side with a lot of snacks and so on, it looks so bad that I can't add it. OTL, I should find a place with beautiful mountains and rivers to bury as soon as possible, otherwise I feel that I can't use the space as a pantry anymore , Du Ling reflexively wanted to cover his twitching stomach, but found that he didn't know whether to raise his feet or his wings.

Turning his face away and closing the space bitterly, he admits without much regret that no matter how much he cultivates, he will never be able to reach Hannibal's level.

Well, this shows that even though he has experienced the baptism of the last days, he is still a good young man with a strong personality and four virtues.

Give yourself a thumbs up.

Speaking of space, there is no advanced fresh-keeping function that allows time to stand still. Will there be corpse spots and corpse poison after a long time...I imagined the degradation process of my own body, and the parrot uncle who just cocked his tail blew his hair again , shivering in disgust, he decided that he didn't need any good acupoints with beautiful mountains and clear waters, so he just made do with the small garden behind the building and pulled it down.Anyway, that place will be covered with weeds and mosquitos in the spring, and now it is snowing to cover the traces of the ground breaking, and no one will find it if it is buried deeper.

As for the scruples of not having enough respect and not having a grave... As the saying goes, my body is my decision, it doesn't matter if the deceased himself doesn't care.

The only person who might find out that he is missing is his shared roommate, but as long as he still sends text messages to him regularly, the other party may not think that 'Du Ling' is dead and call the police.

In modern society, people are indifferent, who would go out of their way to track down the whereabouts of a vagrant?

As for the so-called relatives, after the parents left, they were torn into pieces because of the little inheritance. Back then, they were able to drive out a young child of their own for a real estate certificate, so naturally they would not find them again now.

When you die, there will be no evidence of death. In two years, when the end of the world comes, who cares whether you live or die.

Thinking about it this way, Uncle Parrot feels that he is really very witty, even if the human brain becomes a bird head and shrinks involuntarily, his IQ is still outstanding.

Alas, trying hard to make himself dead without proof, in order to be able to spend the last two years of good time, he really worked hard.

Do as soon as you think of it, it is a good time to bury the corpse while the night is dark and the wind is high.

Du Ling carefully squeezed out of the broken window, spread his wings and slid silently into the night——