Knowing You Pingxie

As the saying goes, quarrels are not for nothing. After the quarrel, we can get to know and understand each other better, love each other more deeply, and be more inseparable... That's what Poker Face and I are like , since we had a quarrel before, we have recently been like honey, and this stuffy oil bottle has learned to behave now, reporting everything to me, which makes me feel unusually wonderful.This unpleasant day started again, I lay on the bed, didn't want to get up, so I ordered Poker...

"Qiling, go buy breakfast. I still want to sleep for a while."

"Well, go to sleep."

Poker-Face obediently got out of bed, got dressed and went out to buy breakfast.But within 2 minutes he came back again, holding a little doll wearing a red bellyband, embroidered trousers, and eyebrows and eyes quite similar to Poker Ping.

"Wu Xie"

"What's the matter? Don't scare me." At this moment, I was completely sleepless, and seeing that little doll who looked somewhat similar to Poker Fever, I felt unhappy all of a sudden.

"He's at the door. When I opened the door, I saw him."

"No way? Even if it is abandoned, it should be placed in an orphanage. Why is it placed in front of our house? And why is this child so similar to you? Tell the truth!"

Poker-Face looked at me helplessly, then at the little doll, and said innocently, "Wu Xie, I really don't know what happened. I just picked it up at the door."

"really?"

"Wu Xie, trust me."

Seeing that this kid is only two or three years old, and Poker-Face and I have been together all this time, I am sure he has no chance of making this mistake.So it should just look alike.And this little doll is quite cute when he doesn't cry or fuss. I tried to tease him, but he actually showed a not-so-toothed smile.My motherhood broke out in an instant, and I started riding a big horse while holding him, which made the little baby giggle and laugh all the time.

"Look at the spirit, how cute the doll's smile is."

"Wu Xie, your clothes are wet." Poker-Face noticed inexplicably water stains on the hem of my clothes.

"Eh?!" I followed Pokerfing's gaze and looked at myself.Depend on! ! !This child is so big, why does he still pee whenever he says he wants to?I had no choice but to run to change clothes...

After the initial excitement, I started to worry.After all, the two of us have never had any experience in taking care of children, and we rarely even have contact with children. Of course, if the little ghost dumplings in Dou Li are not counted.I really don't know how to take care of him, it's not a problem.

"Baby, I'm my elder brother, brother Wu Xie." I took the little baby's fleshy hand word by word, pointing to the Poker Bottle beside me and said, "He's also an elder brother, elder brother Qi Ling."

As a result, the little doll looked at me, then at Poker Ping, broke away from my hand, wobbled into Poker Ping's arms, and called out crisply, "Father!"

"Father?" I was in a good mood, but suddenly a haze.Your uncle!Can Dad bark?You are so casual, does your mother know?Just when I was slandering endlessly, the little guy turned his head and opened his golden mouth at me, "Uncle"

I became angry from embarrassment now, grabbed the little baby, and said angrily, "I'm not an uncle, but brother Wu Xie. He's even more not a father, but brother Qiling!"

As a result, the little guy rolled his mouth and closed his eyes, and began to cry at the top of his voice, crying, "Daddy! Daddy! Hug!"

This time, Poker Bottle also stiffened.This little doll is probably the second person besides me to let him hug me.It was the first time that Boyouping understood the meaning of the word bewildered.

Seeing this little doll nestled in Poker-Finger's arms, I feel sore in my heart, damn it, if I and Poker-Finger have a son, he must be more beautiful and cuter than this child, but we two old men Where are the children going?How could this child be so close to Poker Ping?As far as his temperament of keeping strangers from entering, it is normal for children to be afraid.What is going on with such a loving father and filial son now!Thank you for trusting you so much!Actually cuckolded me!I can't spare you!

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and finally he just waved his hands and went back to the room.You fucking Zhang Qiling, you stinky rascal!I love you wholeheartedly, yet you are raising your son outside!Now it's in the room!I'm furious!

"Fat man."

"What's wrong with Xiaotian? Brother bullied you?"

"Um"

"Ah? How is it possible? Brother just looks at you like a dog protecting food, how can he let you be wronged?"

"He! He even brought back his illegitimate child, isn't that considered bullying me?"

"What what? What nonsense are you talking about?"

"If you still don't believe me, just come and see for yourself!" After I finished speaking, I hung up the phone. I hate fat people, but I don't believe you!Let's give Xiao Hua a call, but the result is the same. Xiao Hua doesn't believe that Poker Ping will have an illegitimate child, and tells me not to think about it.Depend on!How can the young master not think about it!Look at the similarities between the two of them, and look at the child's dependence on Poker, anyone who says they are not father and son must be blind!

"Wu Xie" Just when I was about to explode in anger, Poker-Face walked in with "his son" in his arms.

"Go away!" I picked up the pillow and threw it at it.Poker-face dodged it in a dodge, and then sat next to me, "Wu Xie, don't think about it."

"Damn, how can I not think about it! You see for yourself how much he looks like you, and he keeps calling you daddy!"

"Then he is not my son."

"Are you so sure?"

"certainly"

After hearing what Pokerfing said, I feel a little better, but what should I do with this child?Poker bottle saw my thoughts, put the child on the bed, and then hugged me, "Wu Xie, life and death are so broad, I told Jun Cheng, remember?"

"Well, Qi Ling, I'm just afraid that I might lose you." My voice was full of grievances.

Poker bottle stroked my hair, licked my earlobe, and whispered, "Unless it was born by you, I don't care."

"Damn! Zhang Qiling, I'm a man and can't have children!"

Poker-Face put on a helpless expression, got angry when he saw it, reached out to hit him but was caught by him, and then pressed down on the bed, his mouth was blocked by his kiss before he could open his mouth.Alright, alright, Poker Bottle, your sex is successful, I will let you go for now, but this child's "father" recognizes it, so it's not good if you don't even have a name.

"Little baby, tell brother..." Before I could finish speaking, the unlucky child turned his head away.Well, my heart swelled and my eyes closed. "Tell Uncle what's your name?"

But this unlucky kid still didn't even look at me, shit! !You kid is so kind! !

I continued to keep a smile and asked kindly, "Baby, can you tell uncle your name?" I already gritted my teeth in my heart and wished I could eat this unlucky child.

I saw that unlucky child slowly raised his head, and hugged Pokerfair again, and Pokerfoil stiffly let the soft little doll hold him, not knowing where to go with his hands let go.

Hey, you don't think he's an iceberg Poker bottle, I sat next to Poker bottle, pulled his arm and motioned him to ask for his name with my eyes.

"Um, what's your name?"

"Mother and elder sister both call me younger brother" the slurred child rolled in Poker's arms.

"You still have mother and sister? Where are they now?" I asked eagerly.

"do not know."

"Then where is your home? Do you know?" I still didn't want to give up, so I kept asking.

"Zhang Family"

After hearing this, Poker-Face and I looked at each other, and immediately picked up the phone to call Zhang Haiqiong.

"Sister, what's wrong with you? Why did you send us a child?"

"Wu Xie, you haven't eaten too much, have you? Why should I send your child? And where can I get you a child? Do you think I'm a human trafficker?"

"You can see for yourself." As I said that, I turned on the video function of WeChat. After Zhang Haiqiong looked at it, she said to let us stay calm. She flew over immediately and hung up.

"Qi Ling, what do you think?"

"This has nothing to do with my sister. But she must have seen something. Let's wait and see."

"Oh, okay." (With a sense of foreboding, my daddy life has since begun.)

After dangling in front of the TV, the younger brother turned to look at his oily father expectantly.Unexpectedly, Poker-Face found his old lover again, and didn't even look at him.I saw my younger brother's calf limp on the floor as soon as his calf became weak, and he began to cry at the top of his voice, whimpering while crying, "Daddy doesn't want me anymore. Daddy doesn't want me anymore."

Seeing this, I quickly picked up my sloppy younger brother, and gently coaxed him, "My brother, don't cry, don't cry."

Unexpectedly, this time the baby's tear glands turned out to be like a flood that burst a bank, and it couldn't be stopped, "Father, I don't want me anymore. Wuwuwuwu, Daddy doesn't want us anymore."

Damn, if you don't want you, then you don't want you, don't bring Xiaoye in with you!

"Good boy, why wouldn't dad not want you." While coaxing the tears in my arms, I gestured to Poker Bottle, you hurry up and come over to persuade the young master!This is all your fault!

Poker bottle let out a sigh of relief, stepped forward and hugged the little kid in my arms who was blushing from crying, and gently coaxed, "Hey, don't cry."

The younger brother was nestled in the arms of Poker Bottle, and at first he was sobbing from time to time, but slowly, he fell asleep peacefully.

I looked at my younger brother who was sleeping soundly on top of Poker Bottle, and then at my own tears and snot, and resigned myself to changing clothes and washing.

"Wu Xie?" Poker Fing settled down his sleeping brother, then swayed to the bathroom and hugged me gently.

"Hey, I'm doing laundry, what are you doing?" I wiped off the foam on my hand and started to push it away.

"do not move."

Poker bottle increased the strength of his hand, and took a deep breath of the smell on my body.I just let him hug me like this, and the steady and powerful heartbeat in his chest came from my back.Enjoy the rare quiet and gentle.

"Wu Xie, do you want a child?"

"Qi Ling, don't think about it. All I need is you." I rubbed Poker Ping's head and said with a chuckle, "Besides, don't we have one now, the child's father."

"Wu Xie..." Before Poker Ping could say anything, the baby's cry came from the bedroom.

"father"

"Go, he's awake," I turned my head and kissed Poker Face's side cheek, "Thank you for your hard work, the child's father."

Pokerfing kissed back lightly, the corners of his eyes and brows were full of tenderness, "You've worked hard too, motherfucker."

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Early the next morning, Zhang Haiqiong, Zhang Xinchuan, Fatty, Zhang Haixing, Xiaohua, and Heixiazi all came.One by one, like seeing rare animals, circled around several times to "visit" the younger brother.

"Hey, this kid really looks like a little brother! No wonder Xiaotian is so unhappy! Oh, little brother, is this really your son?"

Poker Fing slapped the fat man hard in the face, and the fat man was so frightened that he quickly shut up.However, there are still those who are not afraid of death, such as Xiaohua, who insists on making her younger brother laugh, but when his younger brother ignores him, he will not let him go, "Little brother, just laugh. Otherwise your stepmother will abuse you!"

"Xiao Hua, what nonsense are you talking about!"

"Did I say something wrong? Look at your little daughter-in-law! Don't you worry that she is a dumb breed?"

"I..." At the end of the sentence, Xiaohua really hit me seven inches, but I believed in Poker, so I still said firmly, "Our Qiling will not do anything to sorry for me. This child It's the Zhang family, so it's not surprising that they will resemble Qi Ling."

Zhang Haiqiong and Zhang Haixing had been observing this child, and after hearing my words, they frowned and seemed to have made up their minds.I saw Zhang Haiqiong pushed aside Xiaohua and Fatty, walked up to her younger brother, and gently stroked his little face.

The younger brother looked at Zhang Haiqiong, then hugged her with a smile on his face and called out "Mom!"

"Damn it! It's so hot! Miss Zhang is stealing too!"

"Fatty Wang, just say it if you want to die! My old lady will send you on your way!" Zhang Haixing poked the fat man's forehead and cursed.

"Zhang Haixing, you are still unreasonable! Everyone has recognized each other! You still can't accept the fact? Maybe this is your own nephew! Do you think it is my little brother?"

Pokerfing completely ignored the fat man, but Zhang Haixing got furious, grabbed the fat man's ear and began to curse, "Damn fat man, are you an idiot? Look at the tapestry work on this kid's clothes, and the clothes' Is the material a modern product? The way you look at him with your dog eyes wide open, is it the eyes of ordinary children? What about my nephew, I will not even know the shadow of my nephew! You pig head!"

"Hehe" Zhang Haiqiong smiled at this time, but it made me a little scared. Could it be that he was laughing at the fat idiot?Or is she planning to reveal the identity of the child?Just when I was messed up, she had already carried her brother to the bathroom.

"Sister, he has gone to the toilet."

"I'm going to give him a bath, you can all come and visit, we welcome."

"Tch, we're not voyeurs!" Xiao Hua said disdainfully.

"Really? Then you will regret it!"

As the sound of water came, I really regretted it.I really want to go and see it. Poker-Face saw my thoughts and pulled me into the bathroom. When I saw the tattoo of Qilin Treading Ghost on my brother's white left shoulder, I was instantly shocked. Just stupid.

"This...this...this kind of tattoo, who in your Zhang family can get it? Why does he have it too?"

Hearing my voice, Fatty and the others also came over, and they were equally surprised to see that tattoo.

"Mute, isn't this kid a time traveler? In fact, he is you, right?"

"Hey, blind people have good eyesight, I think so too. Xiao Xie, what do you think?"

"What am I looking at! What's going on? Who can tell me?" I said angrily.

"Yeah, can you guys with the surname Zhang please hurry up, if you talk and fart, you're going to be so worried about Fatty."

"Okay, okay, Hai Xing brought out the clothes, we've finished washing." Zhang Haiqiong wrapped her brother in a bath towel, and carried her out.Then she and Zhang Haixing went to the room to change clothes for her younger brother.The silent Poker Ping and the smiling Xiao Chuan were left, I was really called Xiao Ye and I didn't let go of my anger!

After all the hard work, my younger brother came out with them, not to mention dressing up, it was so cute.Especially when I thought that this was probably Poker-Face's childhood, my heart was filled with love and affection for him.So she went to pick him up and kissed him.But he imitated my appearance and kissed back like a little adult.

"Qi Ling, look, he kissed me."

Poker-Face shook his head helplessly, but Zhang Haiqiong was so happy, "Wu Xie, he just has a spirit, okay?"

"Really? Can you be sure just because of that Qilin stepping ghost?"

"Please, I'm Qiling's sister. We grew up together, don't I remember what he looked like when he was three years old? And the tattoo of Qilin Taguig is a symbol of status and blood in the Zhang family. Who do you think Can they all be tattooed?"

"Then he is really Qiling? How did he appear here?"

"I think he is. It's just his appearance, and the series of strange things that happened to you before, I think it's all related to that fight."

"But Fatty and the others also went down, so why did we get caught?"

"No way, maybe people will never forget you!"

"Cut..." I rolled my eyes at Zhang Haiqiong, and hugged the little Zhang Qiling to the side of Poker Ping.To be honest, it feels good to hold such a small stuffy oil bottle.And why the more I look at him, the cuter he becomes, the disgust I felt when we first met is completely gone, and now I really can't bear the pain.

"Hahaha, you look at the innocent eyes, full of the brilliance of maternal love. Isn't it very ****?"

"My uncle, fat man, don't hurt me, will you die?"

"Fatty, don't bully Wu Xie." This voice was actually made by the little Zhang Qiling in my arms. Although he is still childish, his firm eyes are enough for Zhang Haixing to understand. If you take care of the fat man, you will definitely not be able to escape. up.

"Hey, it's terrible, Xiao Xie is protected by two dumb Zhangs now."

"Yes, dumb, I dare you to be so awesome since you were a child! I didn't see you like this when I came in just now, why did you take a bath and transform?"

The "blind man" little Zhang Qiling is also Zhang Qiling. He pulled away the big hand of the blind man, turned his head to look at Zhang Haiqiong, and said, "My sister told me. Don't worry, I have a way to go back."

"Go back? Why go back? Can't we go together?"

"Wu Xie" was called me by a large and a small one this time.

"how?"

"He (I) can't stay here, otherwise everything will be chaotic. Remember that history cannot be tampered with at will."

"Oh, okay. But, I finally saw you when I was a child, and I really want to get along with you. Well, if it's really not possible, let me take you (you) to the playground anyway, okay?"

Seeing my sincere eyes, the big and small Poker Bottles finally nodded in agreement.

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The amusement park on weekdays is not as overcrowded as on weekends. There are not many people queuing in front of each amusement facility. I bought tickets for 3 people and bought a pink cotton candy for Xiao Zhang Qiling that was bigger than his head. , entered the playground mightily.

"Ah, the wooden horse!" I saw the carousel at a glance and beckoned them to come and sit.But these two, no, look like one person doesn't care at all.In the end, I forced the small Zhang Qiling onto the wooden horse, and he still seemed reluctant.Depend on!He was obviously a little kid, and he would cry and make noise before, but he became old immediately after knowing that he was Zhang Qiling, so uncute.

After getting off the carousel, I clamored to play bumper cars again.This time, the two Poker Bottles, big and small, did not escape, and were dragged into the room together.After 10 minutes of spinning around, I took the two of them straight to the trampoline.

Seeing the little Zhang Qiling jumping around on the trampoline with his face pulled, the corners of my mouth were unconsciously stained with happiness.

For a whole day, I played all the activities suitable for children with Pokerfinger and I, and even had a meal at McDonald's in the playground at noon.Until the sun went down, I watched little Zhang Qiling sleep soundly in the arms of the Poker bottle, and drove the little golden cup back home full of tiredness and happiness.