Mermaid Omega three and a half years old [Interstellar]

Liao Yan never thought in his life that he could have such a happy day sitting on the sofa and listening to enlightenment online classes with his "family".

He even didn't expect that he was the one who listened to the Enlightenment online class.

After listening to a childish, boring and time-wasting enlightenment online class, Liao Yan's mind was full of the little fish jumping around in the lower right corner of the screen. He counted, and the fish jumped 3635 times in total.

In this enlightenment online class, Chino listened more seriously than Liao Yan, and Chino even asked Liao Yan two additional questions.

"Do you know what color the sea is?"

Liao Yan: ...

Kino also patiently explained for him, "The sea is blue, just like your eyes."

Liao Yan thought silently in his heart, he just went to pick up shells last month...

After listening to the enlightenment online class, Chino poured a glass of milk for Liao Yan, "Drink it obediently, then wash up and get ready for bed."

Liao Yan held his special mini milk cup and gurgled till the bottom.

Kino rubbed his head and praised, "That's great."

Liao Yan: ...

He really felt that this house was getting weirder, especially after Kino read some fish breeding manuals.

Liao Yan originally planned to take a sip of water in the bathtub to rinse his mouth in a rough way, and then take a handful of water to wash his face casually, but Kino never knew that he took out a bunch of mermaid toiletries and made him a whole fish They all took them to the bathroom, pressed them in the sink and washed them from head to toes.

After that, Liao Yan turned into a fish exuding the fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus.

Chino even took out a small and exquisite toothbrush and brushed Liao Yan's teeth carefully.

To be honest, with this toothbrush, Kino must have been fooled. Not only did he not have two hairs, but he also shed hairs, brushing the hairs of Liao Yan's mouth.

Kino saw in the fish breeding manual that mermaids need care and companionship, so he put Liao Yan and the fish and the tank on the bed, and wanted to sleep with his arms around the fish tank.

Liao Yan felt that as long as Kino turned around, it would be a disaster for the two of them.

However, Kino was a stubborn donkey, he didn't listen to Liao Yan's advice at all, Liao Yan could only be forced to sleep on the bed with him, anyway, if something happened, he could turn back into a human.

At least one more thing is good, Kino forgot to use the stereo to play the sound of the sea today.

However, one person and one fish started a weird sharing the same bed.

As a result, he fell asleep until midnight, and Liao Yan suddenly felt a pain in his mouth. He suddenly opened his eyes, and found that Kino's big face was right in front of him, and his mouth was being pinched by Kino.

Liao Yan pouted uneasily, "What are you doing?"

Kino frowned and said, "I feel like you're grinding your teeth. The fish breeding manual says that mermaids can't grind their teeth."

This man really cares about eating, drinking, sleeping, grinding his teeth, farting and snoring.

Liao Yan pulled Kino's hand away with his hand, and asked him, "So what if you grind your teeth?"

Kino said, "Mermaids grind their teeth, and they will fall out."

Liao Yan grinned, just as he was about to say that you would believe it, then his front teeth fell out.

"Wh-go?" Liao Yan, who almost blurted out like a shit, stopped his mouth temporarily, and abducted me to go.

Kino actually guessed what he was going to say, but because he wanted to correct himself, he just gave him a glare.

He stared at Kino and laughed out loud, Liao Yan's missing front tooth was so joyful.

Seeing Kino smiling, Liao Yan got a little angry, "Why didn't you say it earlier? You still laughed at me when I lost my tooth."

"I'm not kidding you, I just think you're cute like this." Liao Yan, who had no front teeth, still had a bit of a leak when he spoke, and his inarticulate appearance made him even cuter.

Liao Yan rolled his eyes and stared at him, thinking in his heart, how about I knock out a front tooth for you to make you cute too?

Of course, he didn't dare to say this in front of Kino.

Kino grabbed a whole Liao Yan, fed him some water, and told him to rinse his mouth.

Liao Yan obeyed obediently, but his mood was a little depressed, and he pouted sullenly when he lay back in the fish tank, until Liao Yan accidentally farted, and two bubbles filled with farts appeared in the half-full water of the fish tank .

Liao Yan recalled the moment when he didn't hold back his fart, he just regretted it, so regretful that he wanted to swallow his fart and kill himself.

Farting is not something you can let go when you want, or hold back when you want.

Liao Yan's whole fish was about to turn red with embarrassment, but Kino covered his mouth and snickered, don't think he didn't notice, Liao Yan obviously heard the sound.

Liao Yan stubbornly raised his head and asked Chino, "Are you laughing at me again?"

Kino covered his mouth and shook his head, then turned off the light, two words came out of his uncontrollable laughter, "Sleep."

Liao Yan knew that this man was holding back his laughter, and in order not to find out, he turned off the light in a cover-up. Liao Yan had never seen such a shameless person like him.

Liao Yan patted his little cushion with his hand, and said to Chino angrily, "I decided to ignore you."

Kino turned on the light, and just as he was about to say a word of comfort, two small bubbles popped out from under Liao Yan's tail.

Kino quickly covered his mouth, but his smiling eyes exposed him.

It wasn't Liao Yan who did it this time, he had a big fault, obviously there was air in the cushion, and it popped out when he pressed it, this time it wasn't his fart.

Liao Yan was really about to collapse. He pulled up the cushion, showed it to Kino, and explained painstakingly, "It's because there is air in this cushion, and it bubbles when I sit on it, not my fart."

The tense expression on Chino's face broke again because of Liao Yan's "fart", and he even laughed out loud.

Liao Yan was really wronged, his nose was sour and he almost cried.

Seeing that his expression was wrong, Kino quickly fished him out of the water, coaxed him in his palm, "Okay, okay, it's all my fault, I shouldn't have laughed at you."

As a third-year guidance student at the Grand Military Academy, Liao Yan said that he hadn't cried in the past five years, and this time he didn't really want to cry, but this mermaid has a physical problem, and his feelings of grievance will be infinitely suppressed. Zooming in, the lacrimal glands are also very developed, so Liao Yan, who actually didn't want to cry, shed Chino's little pearl.

So Chino, who was comforting Liao Yan, suddenly heard him say, "Hurry up and find me a bag, put it in, these are all pearls, they are very valuable."

Kino's comforting words suddenly got stuck in his throat, and he couldn't say anything.

He poked Liao Yan's head twice with his finger, and asked him, "Aren't you sad anymore?"

Liao Yan was shaking his head, but suddenly thought of something and paused, then began to nod, "I'm sad, I'm very sad, I want to cry, I want to cry a lot of pearls."

Looking at the way Liao Yan said he was going to cry while holding his hands under his eyes, Qino really couldn't feel his sadness.

Chino sighed and patted Liao Yan's head, "Okay, don't cry, it's time to sleep."

Liao Yan, who was crying fake, raised his head and reminded Chino, "Don't forget what you just said to buy me pig's trotters tomorrow."

Chino: ...

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-04-1017:49:17~2020-04-1117:53:44期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of Scarlet Meow;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!