Mermaid Omega three and a half years old [Interstellar]

After class, it happened to be dinner time. Luo Qi said that there was a new Huajiafen opposite Ximen, and he insisted on taking Liao Yan to try it.

Liao Yan's mouth was dry after listening to this class, and he was so thirsty that he couldn't bear it. Before he got to Ximen, he bought a bottle of water first, and drank it up after a few gulps.

Rocky was dumbfounded.

Then Liao Yan bought another bottle of water and drank half of it in one go.

Luo Qi couldn't help sighing, "Brother, is your fish spirit reincarnated?"

Liao Yan licked his lips that were still dry, and he also vaguely realized that his sudden thirst was inseparable from his mermaid body, but he couldn't tell Luo Qi, so he could only smile dryly, holding back his own Also the urge to drink water.

There seemed to be some changes in his body, Liao Yan could feel it, it seemed that it started when his own body fainted once due to hypoglycemia.

For example, the matter of eating seems to be slowly synchronizing between his two bodies. When the fish is full, the person will not be hungry.

For another example, Liao Yan who became a human would feel thirsty, which was not as obvious as before, so he didn't care about it, but just now he even had the feeling that if he didn't drink water, he would dry himself to death.

Liao Yan didn't dare to say these things, he was afraid that Luo Qi would treat him as a different kind if he found out.

At least for now, Liao Yan still wants to be a person in Luo Qi's mind.

Luo Qi excitedly dragged Liao Yan to the west gate, halfway there, he suddenly answered a phone call.

Then the kid performed face-to-face to Liao Yan, who had never seen Luo Qi so gentle before.

Luo Qi hung up the phone and looked at Liao Yan with an apologetic expression, "I'll treat you to this sixty-year-old meal. Give me a chance first. I'm going on a date with Omega."

Liao Yan narrowed his eyes, "The last time I was left alone in the infirmary, it was because of this omega, right?"

Luo Qi pursed his lips unwillingly, and quibbled, "There is no one, isn't there an enthusiastic classmate and child."

The enthusiastic classmate who fart, the kid who fart, those two looked at him, each of them wanted to swallow him alive.

Liao Yan pushed Luo Qi out of the west gate with a look of disgust. Anyway, he happened to be not hungry, and it was also the time when Kino was about to get home. If he went to eat with Luo Qi, maybe Kino would find another devil doctor Prick his ass.

Liao Yan, who became a mermaid, was only as big as a thumb, and the needle was so big, that Kino didn't even worry that he would lose blood from being stabbed. He really had no love.

Liao Yan returned to the dormitory and drank two more glasses of water before lying on the bed and turning into a fish.

The moment Yuyu Liao Yan opened his eyes was exactly the moment when Kino unlocked the door.

Kino was carrying a bunch of things in his hand, and through the plastic bag, Liao Yan vaguely guessed that they should be vegetables like eggplant and cucumber.

Kino noticed that Liao Yan was staring at the bag in his hand, so he picked it up and said to him, "This is the vegetable I bought. I decided to cook it myself and make you a nutritious mermaid meal."

Liao Yan probably saw something in the fish breeding manual about "What you need to know about raising fish". Liao Yan thought that as a student of the Grand Military Academy, he shouldn't believe this, but Chino just believed it.

It is also quite a headache for fish.

Because Chino saw in the fish breeding manual that the mermaid needs to attend a remedial class, he wanted to sign up for Liao Yan. Liao Yan tried his best to stop him, but in the end, everyone and every fish made concessions. The result was that Liao Yan had to take online classes at least .

Liao Yan now has a headache when he hears the word "class".

Kino also read in the fish breeding manual that mermaids need to listen to the sound of the sea before falling asleep, which is helpful for the development of mermaids.

Then Chino spent money to buy some audio, and played it every day with a smart speaker in the living room.

It is said that only mermaids can hear the sound of this sea, and humans cannot hear it.

So Kino sleeps soundly every night, Liao Yan, the mermaid, is harassed by the sound of the so-called sea in the stereo every night, which made him have two big dark circles under his eyes in class, Almost fell asleep several times.

The sound of the fart sea was like the TV having lost its signal. Liao Yan really had reason to suspect that Chino had actually been cheated.

Liao Yan rested his hands on the edge of the fish tank, watching Chino tossing in the kitchen, while tossing, he used the communicator to play a video, in which there was a naked woman explaining the process.

"Wash the cucumber and cut it into pieces, put it in a juicer to squeeze the juice, and then knead the noodles with the squeezed cucumber juice. The food produced in this way is green. Mermaids like things with brighter colors."

Liao Yan, who was lying on the edge of the fish tank, shook his head, no, he doesn't like it, he prefers more serious things, this kind of gaudy color looks like poisonous.

Kino cut the cucumbers into pieces and put them into the juicer according to the steps. Just as he was about to press the start button, he accidentally knocked off the lid of the juicer and broke it.

Now the juicer is incomplete. After thinking about it, Kino left the lid open and pressed the start button directly.

Then Liao Yan saw the greenest fountain in his life, a cucumber fountain.

Cucumber juice splattered half the kitchen, even on Kino's face.

The most difficult thing is that the ceiling in the kitchen is green.

Come to think of it, this is also a unique decoration.

Chino looked back at Liao Yan apologetically, Liao Yan pursed his lips and spread his hands helplessly.

It's none of his business, he didn't make the kitchen, and he didn't say he wanted to eat it.

After washing his face, Chino came over and said to Liao Yan, "Why don't I order a takeaway."

Liao Yan looked at more than half of the vegetables left, and felt that it should not be wasted, so he said to Chino, "Why don't I command you, at least fry the eggplants."

Kino looked at him in surprise, "You know how to cook?"

"Eh..." Liao Yan's tongue was tied, and he thought of a good excuse at noon, "My previous master can cook, and I often watch it, so theoretically I should be able to, for example, guide a novice like you."

Kino pursed his lips, "Actually, I'm not a novice." It's just that half the kitchen was blown up the last time I cooked.

Naturally, Kino would not tell his little mermaid about this, so he took the little mermaid to the kitchen and put him on the windowsill with a small bowl filled with water, where he could just see the movements of Kino's hands and the situation in the pot.

It was this bowl that made Liao Yan a little uncomfortable. It was the first time he was put in a bowl at such a young age, and he always had the illusion of being reduced to food.

After putting on the apron, Kino looked like that. He turned his head with a spoon and asked Liao Yan, "What should I do?"

Liao Yan began to point fingers, "Put down the spoon first, and wash the eggplant."

Chino followed suit.

Liao Yan was holding a piece of cucumber that escaped from the juicer green ceiling incident in his hand, and while gnawing on it, he directed Chino, "Cut the eggplant into long and thin strips, put it in oil for a while, then go to the refrigerator to get a piece of meat, cut it into pieces Put the minced meat in the pot and stir-fry until it smells fragrant. I will refer to which seasonings you put in..."

Then, under Liao Yan's command, Kino made a dish of eggplant with minced meat, which smelled like that, but it tasted a bit idle.

After taking a sip, Liao Yan complained to Chino, "I told you to put less salt just now, but you still didn't listen, look, it's salty."

Kino raised his eyebrows innocently, "If it's salty, you can eat more rice."

Liao Yan rolled his eyes at him, "Have you cooked yet?"

Kino was suddenly speechless, as if he really didn't cook.

Liao Yan: ...What can I do, I can't keep up with the hot food.

So in the end, I ordered takeaway. I ordered two bowls of rice, Liao Yan ate half a bowl, and Chino ate one and a half bowls.

After dinner, Chino took Liao Yan away and put him on the coffee table, connected the TV to the communicator, and played the online class.

At present, Liao Yan really wants to swear. When the online class teacher on TV started to talk about spring and what things are green, Liao Yan wanted to swear even more.

But the scolding was incomprehensible, and finally Liao Yan suddenly thought of a sentence - spring is here, and Chino is green.

Afterwards he felt at ease.

Not only did Chino turn green in spring, but it also turned green in other seasons. It took root and sprouted green, and grew a green hat.

When Kino came back after washing the dishes, he saw his own fish staring at his head with a smile, wondering what he was thinking, and Kino didn't say anything when he asked him, just staring at him straight there.

Chino thought it was something scary in the online class, but he walked to the sofa and sat down, and saw on TV that it said spring was coming and the grass was green. It was nothing scary, but why did his family listen to it? After taking the online class, it changed.

Chino poked Liao Yan's face and asked him, "What are you doing?"

Liao Yan folded his skinny arms and said to Chino, "I'm looking at something green."

Kino didn't quite understand, so he let out a questioning "Huh?"

Liao Yan pointed at Kino's head with a finger, and said in a childish voice, "Spring is here, you are green."

The corner of Kino's mouth twitched. He grabbed the little guy from the coffee table, put it in his palm, poked his tail and asked, "What are you talking about? Did the teacher teach you that?"

Liao Yan waved his little hand, "Come here."

Kino didn't move, but looked at him suspiciously.

Liao Yan waved his hand again, "Come here."

This time, Kino obediently approached him, and Liao Yan couldn't help but think in his heart—it's really easy to act like a baby, but it's just an extra "well", and the effect is so obvious.

Liao Yan picked a small piece of green cucumber residue from Kino's head, and held it up for Kino to see, "Look, it's green."

Chino: ...

So there is no problem with the online class, and the little guy has no problem. The problem is himself. Who let him get a piece of cucumber on his head?

Chino educated Liao Yandao, "In the world of adults, green is a bad word, you can't use it casually, you know?"

Liao Yan nodded pretendingly, "Oh, I see."

Qino touched Liao Yan's head, praised him for being good, and then accompanied him to online classes.

Liao Yan really admired Chino, he listened to such childish and brain-dead things with great interest, and even his eyes glowed, especially when he looked at him, the kindness in his eyes was so terrifying that Liao Yan didn't dare to stare at him again. looked at him.