[Comprehensive Britain and the United States] Gotham is a master of women's clothing

"All cities have become a 5 -centimeter -sized head. Ah ah ah ah ah !!!" The first thing that screamed this news was Hal Jordan, and a huge roar was accompanied by a huge roar.

"Look, Batman, what good things have you done?!"

Batman on the other side of the communicator didn't want to speak.

As for why?

Do not ask.

Asking, Constantine cheated his teammates again.

When Batman came back from hell or some unknown space with a tired face, he saw his old butler Alfred with a worried face, holding an unfolded handkerchief in both hands, walking towards him.

Batman looked down and found that it was a handkerchief embroidered with purple iris flowers. In the center of the stretched petals, there was a familiar doll that looked like a small figure.

The little puppet sat quietly.

It looks like it should be made from an American-style unmarried woman. The top hat is tilted, the black gauze is drooping, and the tight little dress wraps the shoulders that are too slender in the bicep state. The skirt of the lower body is opened, like an inverted The blooming miniature peonies, the edge of the black tooth-shaped skirt pressed against the handkerchief, inexplicably made people feel abrupt and dazzling.

Perhaps sensing Batman's gaze, the little doll raised its head and met his gaze.

Still those eyes with time and cold aggression.

Batman froze for a few seconds before hesitantly said: "Gotham?"

The little puppet nodded reservedly.

"what are you playing?"

"Don't know, I can't change back to normal size."

"..."

Batman was silent, he remembered the last sentence Constantine left just now.

[Oh damn, it seems that it hasn't been cleaned.Hey Batty, I'm not sure what's going to happen next, I can only say that something will happen, but you don't have to worry too much, it's not too troublesome, it will recover by itself in about 3 days or so.I'm leaving, don't look for me as long as there is no trouble. 】

After saying this, Constantine quickly slipped away.

Thinking about it now, this is simply running away.

Batman clenched his fist silently.

After about a minute of suffocation, the alliance's emergency communication rang continuously, and the "crying and howling" of Superman, Flash, Green Lantern and others pierced Batman's eardrums one after another.

……

"gather."

Batman felt weak.

On the watchtower.

The authority holders of each city walked through the roaring channel with their own city will.

"Fun."

The 5cm Brudhaven expressed his satisfaction. He was riding on Yewing's hair, showing off his power, and he wanted to do it again.

Ye Yi was also used to him being casual.

Superman against the smaller Metropolis, and the guy is pulling his goofy hair for balance.

The beach is in the arms of Central City, and the two cities are suffocated and wrapped by the green light structure of Green Lantern. The square room has a double bed, two sets of desks and chairs, and small furniture.

The Flash followed Green Lantern in.

And Shazam, this boy actually made a hamster cage and held it carefully, and there were two small people sitting in it.

The one holding the cage with one hand and looking around calmly should be Fawcett, while the other holding the cage and waving friendly to other cities is probably Philadelphia.

It is said that Philadelphia is older than Washington and New York, but it is very friendly and easy to get along with. It has been complained several times by other cities because it is taking care of Shazam's silly children with the attitude of a grandpa looking after his grandson.

Maybe it's because Philadelphia is older and fits well with Fawcett, who has experienced time isolation and has only recently come into contact with modern society.

Once, Philadelphia worried that Fawcett didn't like humans very much, because humans' self-righteous protection made Fawcett fall into endless loneliness.

Fortunately, the new life is interesting enough. The new generation of wizard Shazam, that is, Billy is still young, a 15-year-old boy who is brave and resolute. A bunch of things, in the customary aftermath, Fawcett seemed to accept the new wizard.

"Bat-I mean Batman!!!"

Shazam almost screamed.

Batman stopped talking with Watson and Stark, looked at this silly praise with a headache, and signaled him to be calm, and then Bat looked around at everyone present.

Some superheroes also brought two or more cities. I really don’t know what these guys are doing when they are wandering outside, but Batman has no right to say anything about others. He himself brought Gotham and Ah. Cam two.

What's annoying is that I managed to get in touch with the Mars guest just now, only to find that the guy changed and went to the east, eating soy milk and fried dough sticks for breakfast!

He even skipped the meeting on the grounds of jet lag.

Well, this strict Martian finally fell under the temptation of delicious food.

Batman didn't want to make any remarks, watching the group of people carefully put down their respective cities, and then a bunch of small two-headed city dumplings piled up on that JL's round table.

So a bunch.

"Crack."

Don't look at it, it must be a little soul reporter who couldn't hold back his paws and took pictures.

"Crack! Kick! Kick!"

This kind of N continuous shooting should be the Flash.

As for the habitual offender Cyborg and Green Lantern, they are definitely on video at this time.

……

Batman can only give them a few seconds.

"Are they all here?"

As the hoarse and deep voice sounded in the conference room, a group of super elites put away their "tools of crime" and sat in the meeting obediently.

The mini dumplings gather in the middle.

"It is said that it is the rebound of the curse of the hell demon." Gotham briefly introduced the existence of Constantine for everyone.

Los Angeles showed an inexplicable smile.

"I'm causing trouble for everyone."

Los Angeles rubbed his clean chin with his fingers, not knowing what he was thinking, his black waist-length curly hair was loose, and the dark gray-green pupils were full of indescribable danger.

Los Angeles looks like a lord from hell and an angel incarnate.

The premise is if he is not only 5 cm tall and bicep?

Um?Constantine?

Of course he ran away completely, otherwise he had to go back and wait to be beaten to death by Los Angeles?

That's why Los Angeles is in a particularly bad mood.However, New York did not come here today, and a group of cities shrank silently behind Gotham, so a group of small groups squeezed closer together.

Recently, Gotham has been fed by Batman very well, and its strength does not need money to increase.

It's a pity that this is not enough to compare with the precipitation brought by time. It can make him stand out from the crowd in almost the same age class, but it is not enough for him to win Los Angeles.

Gotham glanced at the group behind him with disgust.

Two-headed body is a bit painful, mainly because the head is too big, it is easy to be top-heavy, Gotham also likes to wear high heels...

It doesn't show up normally, but it's about to die at this time.

Gotham took some effort to stand firm, and dusted off the dusty skirt: "It will recover naturally in three days. During this period, let's live in peace as much as possible. Anyway, it's just to pass the time."

Other cities have no reason to object.

By this time The Flash had quickly built a mini-hut for them.

The Flash is a one-time three-story villa with many rooms in it, and they can choose to belong to them.

The steel frame used various nanotechnology to build a special kitchen and dining room for them. The bathroom and sanitary equipment in the house are also readily available, as well as a mini computer. Everything is not bad.

Most of the cities are still cooperative, and they have chosen their own rooms one by one, except for two or two disobedient ones who were excluded.

Brudhaven insisted on being with Nightwing, and Arkham insisted on being with Damian.

"I don't think it's a big problem." Nightwing pushed Brudhaven, who was determined not to get off his head, "By the way, give me Arkham too, just send him down with him."

After Batman's death ray failed to take effect, the two cities finally followed Nightwing and left as they wished. The roaring channel sent Nightwing to the Batcave. After handing Arkham to Damian for safekeeping, Nightwing was careful again. returned to their city with Bludhaven.

"Okay! Let's start a happy life!" Shazam was super excited!

Batman poured cold water on him.

"You have school tomorrow, and Superman is in charge of the Watchtower this week."

This statement was quickly met with great protest, a group of people chattered loudly, and Batman felt as if he had raised [-] sparrows, so he could only compromise.

"Lantern, Flash, Superman and I are in charge of guarding tonight. Tomorrow, we will follow the order of the alliance. No noise is allowed if we don't have our turn. We can't waste any more time on this matter."

First night.

The crimson arcs strung back and forth, Green Lantern Hal, who was playing with the rubber rope he constructed, turned his head sideways and chased after it with his eyes, dazzled after a while.

"My God, you should put a battery on you, bear, you're blinding me."

"Do you think they can eat potato chips?"

Barry the Flash, holding four or five bags of potato chips, suddenly stopped in front of Hal and asked.

"...How would I know." Hal was helpless.

Not counting the bags of potato chips in Barry's hands, there were already hills of snacks piled up on the table, and pouring out any of them alone could bury the miniature cities alive.

Then look at the size of the city's figures and think about the hardness of potato chips.

Hal suspected that the potato chips would make them fly, so he silently cleared out the hard ones in the snack pile.

The pile of food on the surface descended, revealing the scene behind the "hill". Hal stared dumbfounded at the seaside city hugging a bag of chocolates, trying to drag it back.

After an innocent look at Shanghai's seafront, the heroic Green Lantern surrendered.

He hastily released energy to open the bag and took out a small package, opened it and carefully divided the chocolate into small portions and placed them in small plates.

Then he stared blankly at a bunch of city version hamsters wriggling over and eating up his fruits with a rustle. Haibin sat on the spot with a dazed expression on his face, and Central City snatched a piece for him and stuffed it in. With a small mouth on the seashore, a crying scene was almost avoided.

"Have these guys' IQs dropped?" Hal whispered.

And quickly quieted down under Gotham's eye knife.

fuck.

This guy just grabbed three yuan! ! !

The author has something to say:

Anyway, it is the alternate universe that allows Fawcett City and Philadelphia to coexist.

Setting: The Shazam family is in Fawcett City, Billy goes to study in Philadelphia by himself, and Shazam is mainly active in Philadelphia.

I really like the setting of Fawcett City~~~~~