[Comprehensive Britain and the United States] Gotham is a master of women's clothing

Probably because Barry and Hal's breeding methods were too unscientific, Batman couldn't bear it, and took Gotham away, and Superman also secretly took Metropolis away.

They diverted to another small lounge, which was sometimes used as a place to admonish new members, almost the exclusive domain of Batman's mentors, and others were full of indescribable resistance to it.

Metropolis sits on Superman's head.

Gotham sits on Batman's shoulders.

Superman and Batman sat face to face at the two ends of the round table, and there was a sweet cake provided by the Alliance for Calorie Terminator Barry the Flash in the middle. Superman took a latte, and Batman was struggling with black coffee.

Both remained silent for a moment.

In the silence, Gotham slid down Batman's cloak silently, was caught by Batman halfway, and put it on the table, so Gotham turned around and glared at Batman, picked up the knife and started cutting the small pieces on the table. cake.

"Don't stare, no flowers will grow."

Gotham poked a piece of food in disgust and held it up to Batman.

Batman: "?"

Gotham: "You know what? You smell like a bitter melon right now."

"..."

So it's meant to be neutralized by something sweet?

"Pfft." Superman, who couldn't hold back his laughter, hastily shut his mouth tightly.

By the way, the Metropolis that was about to move was also put down, and then Superman picked up his small fork, cut the cake from the other side, and began to feed the Metropolis.

Batman stares at Superman as if he's done something heinous.

A few seconds later, Superman continued to pretend not to see, Batman snorted coldly, reached out and grabbed Gotham's fork, and then decisively stuffed Gotham's mouthful of small cake cream.

Gotham: ? ? ?

He was so full that he couldn't speak!

Gotham begins to wonder if Batman is taking revenge on the previous ice cream incident.

In the concealed anger, Gotham silently wiped his face.He was not in a hurry to resist, but narrowed his eyes, chewing the cake in his mouth slowly.

It tastes really good.

Sure enough, The Flash's taste is more trustworthy than Batman's.

They started to feed each other in a state of stiffness, and the friendly pink bubbles and Batman's cold eyes collided with each other, bursting in the air, and the atmosphere gradually calmed down.

"There's no need to be so angry." In the end, Gotham spoke first.

If there is no way to comfort him, the big bat might explode in anger.

Gotham admires Batman's temper.

"It seems that you are quite satisfied with this state?" Batman stared at Gotham.

"It's nothing bad." Gotham didn't show much concern.

After a while, the alarm from the watchtower called Batman and Superman away. Gotham and Metropolis were left to continue eating cakes. For the convenience of the two mini cities, small cups were also prepared. Covered with sweet mocha, Gotham is a cup of steaming black coffee.

Gotham dragged the strawberries off the cake, probably bored to a certain point, he started picking the seeds off the strawberries, and threw them all into Batman's coffee cup.

metropolis:……

"Don't..."

"It's not a big problem." Gotham interrupted Metropolis' persuasion.

It's just strawberry seeds, maybe it can reduce the fire, Gotham continued peeling very calmly.

What else can the Metropolis say?

He could only stand in front of the Superman Cup, stopping this "bad boy" with indiscriminate output.

Gotham gave a look of disapproval.

They are a bunch of childish ghosts.

Batman once commented on cities like this, and it turns out that this is the reality.

When Superman and Batman came back together, they went to chat with other cities before returning to the lounge, and bowed their heads to the drinks that had become very strange.

Superman smiled and rubbed the head of the crying Metropolis, drank the latte, while Batman took a sip of coffee without checking for a while, the temperature around him suddenly dropped, and the expression of the big bat seemed to break Gotham's neck .

Gotham has nothing to fear.

Batman expressionless: "I'm going back to Gotham, you come with me."

You don't care about other cities, right?

But they really can't do anything here, the big deal is to return to the land and go to sleep directly, and everything will be restored when they wake up.

They will stay here in physical form, but to take care of the fragile hearts of humans.

You don't know anything about cities, do you?

Ha ha.

Gotham is very suspicious that Batman summoned the city not out of worry at all, but simply to take the opportunity to examine the relationship between superheroes everywhere and their city, so as to enrich the black-hearted bat's own intelligence network.

Anyway, Gotham followed Batman back to Gotham City.

On the night watch tonight are Red Hood and Robinbird.

After returning home, Batman and Tim connected the video. It seemed that Tim was in the Stark Tower. Stark used nanotechnology to make a small palace for Mini New York. The little spider silk was decorated with creepers, and Little Red The bird brought flowers to decorate, and a group of people had a great time playing.

"envious?"

Batman watches Gotham out of the corner of his eye.

"Compared to gorgeous palaces, I prefer cookies and coffee." Gotham's tone was full of indulgence, "Luxury palaces can be plundered, but a person who sincerely pours tea for you is rare."

"..." Batman refused to admit that he had goosebumps.

The old butler put down the miniature cookies and showed disapproving eyes: "I am willing to pour tea for you anytime, sir."

"Thank you, Alfred."

Gotham can also play this trick, and thanked the old man by raising his skirt.

Batman got more goosebumps.

"enough!"

With a roar, everyone was silent, and the old butler also drifted away silently.

When the world quieted down, Batman turned on the monitor, quickly scrolling through the screens, his fidgety movements seemed to be silently accusing.

Gotham watched with gusto.

For example, the red hood is bombarding with firepower, while the Robin bird is picking up people's heads. The final result is that the two birds quarreled and chirped to go to the next target.

"We raised our kids well. Look, they don't fight anymore."

Gotham is pretty content.

Every time I see this kind of picture, Batman can't help but think about it-why can't I educate these little birds?

"Because they are all shaking M, but you are not enough S." - This is Gotham's answer.

Batman:  …

Tired of watching Gotham's monitoring for an hour, Batman looked at the guy who kept dawdling down, and found that this guy was actually sleeping on the armor on the lower abdomen.

Batman was silent, letting Gotham continue to sleep.

This is the first time he saw Gotham's face when he was sleeping soundly. There was no accident, and he probably won't see it again in the future.

Batman stared for a while longer.

Then?

Then he saw that face gradually enlarged.

Batman:! ! !

The space in front of the chair couldn't support more volume, the whole chair was squeezed and swayed back, making repeated "creaking" screams, Gotham was also woken up, and found that he had no quality of will to cling to On Batman's chest, at the regular size of a human.

They fit snugly in confined spaces.

"It turns out that human chest muscles feel good." Gotham poked the black bat logo with great interest.

And Batman?

It looked like he was going to throw Gotham out, but he was worried about smashing through his host screen.

"Clap."

The sound of something breaking.

Batman and Gotham turned their heads together, and saw Red Hood and Robin Bird at the door.Damian is okay, but his face is expressionless, his whole body is stiff like a little yellow bird that has suddenly caught a cold. As for the red hood, this guy is pretending to be indifferent, bowing his head to pick up things.

Those were his tactical gloves, and they were probably planning to let his hands, which had been numb from fighting overnight, take a good rest.

You must be in a cold sweat now?

Gotham laughed out loud.

He disappeared and reappeared from the shadows beside him.

Batman looked down at the empty hands, and when he turned his head, he saw Gotham slowly approaching the fried Damian and the shattered Jason.

"Why so indifferent?" Gotham asked.

His smile looked downright creepy.

As a result, Gotham scared the two batbirds away in just a few seconds, and Batman decided to go to rest after enjoying his coffee.

Gotham pretended to ask casually: "Are you not on night patrol tonight?"

The sudden inquiry alerted the bat.Although Gotham never asked Batman to stop the night watch or something, it never encouraged it.

Batman stared at Gotham, there was really nothing to be seen on that face without much emotion, he could only give up temporarily.

"Damian and Jason have done their job for today."

"That's it."

Gotham seemed a little regretful, he also knew where his weakness was, he disappeared before Batman asked, and he belonged to the territory.

Bat narrowed his eyes.

The next night, a bat-shaped shadow covered Gotham.

His cloak ripped through the night sky like sharp claws, and sent criminals who were about to move to the police station or hospital with his iron fist.

Today's Gotham no longer has those vicious criminals who are troublesome, but in the corners of people's hearts, there are still new shadows swaying, and their battle has not yet completely ended.

"You know the so-called war between good and evil will never end, right?" Gotham whispered.

Night Breeze transmitted the voice, and the spiritual connection brought stability.

Batman stopped the motorcycle and stood on one foot.

Gravity is increasing.

Batman immediately noticed the subtle changes due to his rich combat experience and control over his body. Before he could ask Gotham further, the shadow in the form of muddy water surged silently. The "lady" held his skirt and sat Strictly speaking, the Batmobile is not in the back seat.

Gotham sat sideways, looking at Gotham.

He opened the parasol.

Under the urging of authority, the edge of the umbrella stretched, covering the motorcycle, including Batman.

Batman felt a powerful force immediately, freezing him in place.

"Very free?" Batman asked with some disgust.

However, the moment he opened his mouth, a spray gun bottle of some kind of bottle was stuffed into his mouth.

Gotham's actions were fast, and the silent and gradual mental shock weakened Batman's perception. When Bat realized that something was wrong, Gotham had firmly grasped the initiative of the whole matter.

"You hold a grudge. Coincidentally, so do I." Gotham smiled, his eyes narrowed into a crescent shape, but he smiled like a ghost in hell.

He pressed the spray gun button on the side of the bottle.

"...!!!?"

Slowly, the cream filled the Dark Knight's mouth at an extremely fast speed, forcing him to swallow two mouthfuls, but he couldn't stop more cream from overflowing, quickly occupying the lips and corners of his mouth, as if covering his entire face .

Batman, unable to move, could only stare at Gotham.

It wasn't until Batman's mask was covered with white foam that Gotham pulled out the spray gun, and the unstoppable cream fell and landed on the bat logo on the chest, completely soiling the Dark Knight's equipment.

Gotham raised the corner of his mouth and ran away decisively.

……

The active Batman swallowed silently.

It's just whipped cream, and many people have eaten this dryly.

The dark knight rubbed the cream that was beginning to melt on his face with a blank expression, and wiped away those milky white marks.

Childish ghost!

They are all childish ghosts! ! !

The author has something to say:

Jason: I told you I don't want a stepmother!

Damian: I told you to take safety precautions!

Batman: Just kill them.

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