[Comprehensive English and American] Jason's beautiful day

[You are so fragrant. 】

system:……

Who do you say is fragrant?Is it because you don't know what a red hood is if you don't beat you up today?

It didn't hold back for a while, and threw Hannibal's character card onto the system panel.

Jason was still arguing with Hannibal, and when he saw this card halfway through the arguing, his heart was suffocated.

fragrant?Is there anyone who is more fragrant?

He sniffed his nose indiscriminately and smelled it, but there was no smell in the air, so this fragrance should not be a literal meaning...

System: [I think you can change your mind. 】

Jason sighed, what kind of thinking should he change? Last time he changed his thinking, he was not a man. What about this time?

This time, maybe not being a straight man.

The self-proclaimed earth-shatteringly straightforward Red Hood quickly changed his mind—it was the same problem, he really knew too much about some things he shouldn't know.

Jason: [... Does he have some thoughts about that person. 】

System: [Yes. 】

Jason swallowed hard, turned his head, and quickly glanced at Edward. Edward still looked like a mummy, with no skin exposed.

Jason:  …

How to say, just, just Dr. Lecter's taste is a bit strange?

Fortunately, there is a lesson from President Drake who likes to attack ordinary little policemen. Jason accepts this well, but acceptance and understanding are not the same thing.

Jason: [Rao! 】

system:【? ? ?etc?What does this have to do with Rao? 】

Jason: [Don't pay attention to this, this is just a step for me to overcome my psychological barrier. 】

Jason: [I'm trying to fill my life with Superman to achieve desensitization effect]

system:? ? ?

Then why don't you try to go back and face the old bat, and make sure you can see the vomit when you see Superman.

Jason continued: [I just don't think Dr. Lecter and Mr. Edward are compatible. 】

The system immediately realized what Jason was saying, and he understood the true fragrance on the card as another meaning.

You may not be sick, but the system immediately remembered that Jason was really sick, and in general, it really couldn't think about the ogre...but it always felt choked and panicked, so it could only sulk secretly.

big grass.

It gave Edward a rather depressed look, apologized without sincerity, and used this passive skill directly without any hesitation.

If Hannibal can eat a bite of meat today, I'm the loser.

**

Tony Stark sat gloomily aside with a sullen face.

The unhappiness in his body was so thick that it was about to overflow, and his whole body was like a black hole. Even a person like Hannibal, who was as stable as he was, couldn't help but look at him.

Hannibal: "Mr. Edward?"

Without Mr. Edward, Tony is even more upset. There is only Mr. Stark who wants to hear the story of the second-generation Robin.

Jason didn't understand why Tony was angry: [... What's wrong with him? 】

Why is this man so moody?

The system is also very confused: [I don't know, but he is Hannibal's patient, and he is neurotic at all. 】

The corner of Tony's mouth was pressed down, and he let out a long breath: "Can you..."

Jason: "?"

Tony: "You can't talk about your dad anymore."

Tony felt a little sad. When did he usually need to be so aggrieved to beg someone?

But Jason's father is Batman, the Bruce Wayne who always looked at him with disapproving eyes and never got along with him since he was a child!

Who wouldn't want to hear a Batman joke?

And Jason did an even more outrageous thing. He told all the members of the Bat-family without missing a single one, but stopped at the most critical place, as if someone threw a boot through the window in the middle of the night. !

And he is the one who stayed up until dawn with his eyes open, waiting for the second boot to fall. He ate half of the melon, or this kind of melon that can only be eaten once in a lifetime. This kind of regret can definitely be included in Tony Stark’s list of regrets top ten!

Jason "!"

my dad?

Jason opened his eyes slightly, he was really shocked, the kind that shocked him for a whole year!

Jason: 【Tongtong, is my father really that fragrant? 】

Jason: [A stranger who has never met, just because I mentioned my father, I chased after him to know his relationship history. 】

System: ...This is really confusing.

Jason tugged at the hair on his neck, slowly turned his body sideways, and looked at Tony with an unpredictable expression.

Tony scratched the floor with his toes, almost choking with embarrassment.

He didn't know that Jason, who looked very calm on the other side, was also embarrassed. The degree of embarrassment was equal, or even worse!

Jason didn't know why he was so embarrassed, but he was just embarrassed. This kind of emotion was very wonderful. When it was strong enough, it could almost drive people to social death.

Tony and Jason: ...why doesn't he talk.

Hannibal sat smothered in the room, nameless and presenceless, but as time went on he was getting hungrier.

Jason was still looking at Tony, his heart was overwhelmed, there were a thousand Spidermen covering their heads in shock, the shock was enough to circle the earth, this shock was not for Tony, but for himself who couldn't think about it at all. get up dad.

my father.

He, what is his situation?

Jason could barely find a reason for those weird relationships before. After all, they were all acquaintances, and it was understandable that the acquaintances could not control themselves temporarily, but strangers?

This is outrageous too!

Is he some walking Tom Sue?Or is it full of charm points before birth? !

Jason licked his lips, and said stiffly: "Mr. Edward, my father, maybe, he is still relatively straight."

Tony was about to faint, he didn't understand how the topic got to this point, look at what this second-generation Robin is talking about?As smart as he is, of course he knew that Jason had misunderstood something, but...

Not to mention other things, more straight?Is Bruce Wayne straighter or Batman straighter?If it's the former, Baby Bruce and Batman Superman and even the entire Justice League are not clear. If it's the latter, there have been 5 minutes of Superman's fancy catch-up collection on the Internet——

Such a person is straighter?

But... Anyway, I am Mr. Edward now.

Tony broke the can, and simply stopped hiding: "It's okay, I just want to know."

Tony A went up!

Jason blinked, and decided to make up something on the spot, but at this moment, Hannibal, who had been silent and nameless, stood up suddenly.

Jason: "Doctor?"

Hannibal ignored him and walked quickly to Tony.

Tony: "?"

He leaned back, the frenzy in Hannibal's eyes was terrifying.

Outrageous.

He turned his head to look anxiously at Jason, then at Hannibal, and asked politely, "May I ask what..."

"What a strong body." Hannibal looked very strange.

Tony: "?"

His first reaction was to touch his belly. After touching the flat abdominal muscles, he breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile on his face, "Thank you."

Hannibal moved a little closer, walked around behind Tony, and put his hand on his shoulder abruptly.

"Exquisite bones, the human body is a kind of beauty and an art. The distribution of every bone deeply fascinates me..."

His voice was soft and hoarse, and Tony couldn't help shivering, but he wasn't frightened.

Jason raised his eyebrows subtly, feeling like something was wrong.

Hannibal's hand moved down again, to Tony's triceps, "I feel life... full of life and elasticity, just the right amount of softness..."

Tony: "!"

Jason: "?"

He was dazed, completely out of the situation, and didn't know which one Hannibal and Tony were playing, but he was still too shocked by the scene in front of him to speak.

This scene is quite artistic.

The blond man stood at the intersection of light and shadow, and the blurred light coated him with a layer of gold. His hair was a little darker than gold, and his strange expression subtly froze at a certain moment. The person sitting in front of him seemed to be His whole world—

But the premise of existence is to exclude Tony from this composition.

Jason: […]

Jason: [System, is my taste not right, or are they too wild? 】

The system hesitated: [...they. 】

Tony raised his hand and directly covered his face. Although he could only cover it with a layer of cloth, he still covered it——

Is this room poisonous, is there any weird debuff?

who I am?where am I?Why am I going through this?

--and many more.

There is a taste of deja vu.

Tony put his hand down abruptly and looked straight at Jason!

Jason: "...?"

what are you looking at me for?

Tony stood up suddenly, and his intuition told him that Jason must have done something wrong. Thinking about the last time Hydra and S.H.I.E.L.D. cried together, it seemed to be going to the grave——

What happened, the bat cub turned into a magic side?old bat you knowThere's a traitor in your Wayne family?

He was so absorbed in these things that he ignored Hannibal who was behaving strangely.

Hannibal is just feeling very hungry now. In his perception, Tony is the one whose charisma is full, exuding a strange charm and fragrance, so fragrant that he is almost intoxicated.

"You smell so good." Hannibal leaned down slightly, his tone soft.

Tony: "!"

He was so frightened that he jumped up all of a sudden, with goosebumps all over his face, "What the hell are you talking about!"

Jason and the system were dazzled by the excitement.

Tony could barely resist summoning the armor, but Hannibal was still muttering, "You're the best work I've ever seen... a masterpiece, a gift from God!"

He suddenly raised his hand, and a dagger was drawn from his cuff, and the cold light flashed by!

Jason's pupils contracted violently, and his muscles became tense all of a sudden. He supported the coffee table in front of him, trying to turn over——

But he was one step too late.

The dagger was aimed at Tony's heart with incomparable precision!

clang!

There is no imaginary sound of sharp blades piercing into flesh and blood, the sound of metal colliding with metal is toothache——

Hannibal's face was blank, and his hands were numb from the reaction.

Friday: "Attack detected, automatic defense mode activated."

Tony slowed down because of too many shocks: "Wait, Xing..."

Metal particles gushed out from the place where Hannibal had just stabbed like a tide, and spread to Tony's whole body in the blink of an eye, and the wrist watch on his wrist changed dazzlingly, covering his forearm.

Tony: "Friday."

Jason: "?"

Jason: [Edward is Iron Man? ! 】

Why the hell is this?

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