[Comprehensive English and American] Jason's beautiful day

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Compared with your very problematic boss, shouldn't you review why you appear in the story?I thought you were the only one without your name in the movie of the three of them, but now it seems...they contracted a fish pond for you?

He is still very irritable now, and he can vaguely feel the veins on his forehead twitching non-stop. He doesn't want to hear Jason talk about the so-called boss, and even wants to drive him out, but he himself used precious ingredients to give this person Made dinner?

You are outrageous.

Whether he is an ogre or not, he is the best and most authoritative psychologist in the industry!Dr. Lecter who pays by the second!Who would talk about his boss' emotional entanglements in front of the best psychologists?It's not that he can't do emotional counseling, but... it's outrageous!

It's like you managed to overcome all difficulties and managed to make an appointment with Tony Stark on the rooftop of the science and technology exhibition. When there are countless people waiting in line to discuss high-tech with him, you told him in a serious way that I and my father had quarreled. Can you help me solve it.

You must be kidding me

Hannibal is now a hungry buffet eater, and the difference is that he has to suffer the ingredients to harass his ears with stupid words.

He began to doubt his radar, and wondered if he had misread it. Maybe that very attractive young man was just an illusion imagined in his mind-he was actually just a duckling who was taken care of by his boss and his girlfriend at the same time. ?If it's this kind of persona...

It seems to be quite contradictory, and it will also walk on the edge of degeneration, after all, the car will overturn if you are not careful!

It’s really no wonder that Hannibal thinks this way, his extremely high IQ makes him extremely confident in his modus operandi, and he doesn’t suspect that Jason is messing around on purpose, and Jason is talking about the fact that he has two black cards. At that time, the tone was too natural, without any sense of shame, Hannibal had never seen anyone who could say such a thing so naturally and confidently!

The smile on the blond man's face could hardly hold back, and he looked a bit reluctant.

And Jason was still talking about it, he didn't say a single lie in this regard, even he was a little shocked when he talked——

Everyone in my family seems to be a little bit wild.

Jason took a sip of tea and decided to tell another story: "And my dad..."

"Peter." Hannibal spoke with difficulty, and he suspected that he would have a cerebral hemorrhage if he continued to listen.

"I may be lacking in emotional matters..."

Edward interrupted Hannibal directly and rudely: "Wait, don't talk, I want to hear."

Hannibal: "...?"

"Don't interrupt."

Edward was very impatient: "Shut up, you don't need to talk yet."

After meeting Jason's gaze, he immediately changed his face, coughed twice, changed his posture, and straightened up reservedly.

"Tell me?"

Jason was silent for a few seconds: ...?

Do you have a problem, lad?

He stared at Edward with a strange and complicated look.

"You...why are you so interested in my dad?"

Who the hell would be interested in your dad!

Edward trembled, as if he heard something extremely absurd, so absurd that he couldn't help repeating: "I'm interested in your dad?"

The Kent reporter of the Planet Daily dared not make up such a story!

Just kidding, the only place in his life where he and Bruce Wayne will intersect is slash literature, and Wayne alone can be called half of the slash literature, he is not a popular choice!

Edward - His full name is Anthony Edward Stark.

aka Iron Man.

It was a complete accident that he'd been at the fraternity this time, Tony thought irritably, and why he was being asked such absurd questions...it was all the fault of the old frozen can.

If he hadn't said with a worried look on his face that something was extremely wrong with a friend recently, and when he investigated privately, he found that there were more than one cases of this kind of situation. Nibal's counseling.

In addition, the source of the terrorist attack on the metropolis was traced to his old opponent. Tony thought about it, anyway, he had to go to the metropolis anyway, so why not solve the troubles of the old Popsicle by the way.

But as Tony who once had a serious mental illness, he was also extremely resistant to psychiatrists. As Tony Stark, getting in touch with psychiatrists was also a shitty thing that made headlines every minute. In order to avoid trouble, he wrote a small program to catch Han After accurate calculation of Nibal's possible itinerary, the intelligent suggestion given by AI is to participate in this mutual aid meeting for PTSD patients.

... PTSD again, why is this shit so annoying.

But he still went, in the spirit of wanting a quick solution—until he saw the second-generation Robin who had screwed him over, sitting quietly in a corner.

Tony was stunned.

That's a bat cub, isn't it?Bat cubs are willing to join mutual aid clubs?

The members of the Bat family have serious psychological problems from top to bottom, but I don't know if Batman didn't take a good lead. Even if they are serious enough to start self-torture, they won't see a psychiatrist or talk to their friends. It will also automatically avoid problems. This style once annoyed many people.

Diana once joked with him: "Sometimes I really want to tie up a bat with a mantra lasso and hang it on the bed, and then stand by and talk to him all day."

The more she said, the more amusing she became: "I can chat for a whole day without wasting a single minute."

Tony knows what PTSD feels like. In fact, they all have a little bit of it, but whether it is serious or not, he used to be considered a relatively serious one.

But what will this second-generation Robin, who is obviously not quite right, do when he explodes?Tony wasn't sure. No one could guarantee whether Jason would violently kill people when he was troubled by hallucinations. If he had an attack in public again, it would definitely be a disaster.

Fortunately, Jason was not as bad as he thought.

Tony can still see the troubles of PTSD in Jason, but fortunately, he has not exceeded the warning line, and he can also maintain a clear sense and sound cognitive ability, which makes him feel relieved a lot, and also dispels the idea of ​​meddling in the affairs of the Batman family. idea.

"Get in touch with Robin when you have time..."

He was about to leave when he heard that Jason asked Hannibal to meet him at night.

Ah... who is more dangerous?Tony pinched the bridge of his nose.

A psychiatrist like Hannibal can easily implant some redundant thoughts into the patient during treatment. If it is an ordinary person, it’s fine. It's an extremely bad scene. Another way of thinking, if Hannibal fails, with luck, he will be beaten by Jason and lie in bed for the rest of his life. It is almost estimated that he will be shot in the head.

Moreover, the profession of psychiatrist is also quite amazing, as if it is insoluble in water with superheroes and supervillains, its chemical properties are still very unstable, and the probability of being converted is extremely high. The most famous one is Harley Quinn who gave up being a doctor.

Just thinking about it made Tony feel bald.

He thought about it, and decided to get involved in this shit... But even Tony Stark didn't expect things to develop in this direction.

Too valuable.

While a Stark's time is so valuable that he pays by the second, this story is worth an entire evening on its own!

Tony's face was deep - this melon, I can eat it up.

It was so exciting, so exciting that he even wanted to share it with Batman. He turned on the recording function of the armor when Jason first started talking about the boss.

For Tony, there is no information that cannot be found in the world. After Jason registers with him, he is automatically included in the key observation list, and artificial intelligence will regularly report Jason's movements to him. Thanks to this, Tony In order to know who the boss in the story is.

Jason: My boss...my brother...my dad's girlfriend...

The more Tony listened, the more he was shocked, and he shocked himself for a whole year. Those ordinary personal pronouns were extremely horrifying when they matched up - Batman, the master of the League of Assassins, and Robin.

Tim Drake.

You are not right.

How can you play better than me.

……

Jason: My boss...my friend used to be with my boss...

Tony's eyes grew wider and wider, and it was an advantage to wrap himself up so tightly that he could show his surprise without restraint.

Jason: My friend is a policeman.

Tony:  …

Wait, there seems to be something wrong, your friend's name is Dick Grayson!

Adding yourself, does the third Robin have a habit of collecting Robin?

Tim Drake is truly a tough man in every way, and Tony is in awe.

But he couldn't think of a combination of which was more disadvantaged. Seeing a psychiatrist can eat so many melons is really satisfying, and the more satisfying one is yet to come!

He almost strained his ears, holding his breath, ready to hear Jason start telling his dad's story!

**

But Jason subtly didn't want to talk about it anymore, after all, he would inevitably involve himself when talking about his father.

He took a sip of tea and decided to listen to professional advice first: "Dr. Lecter, I really need your help."

Hannibal became more irritable, but his self-cultivation did not allow himself to show such feelings, and said in a dry tone: "First, I suggest that you return the card to them."

Jason: [System, is this doctor really the best? 】

The system is also very speechless, Hannibal's performance is not as good as Harley Quinn: [Theoretically. 】

As he said that, it pulled Hannibal's character card out of the deep part of the system. The system card surface truly reflected the mood of the psychiatrist at the moment. Looking for something.

System: [Oh, sorry. 】

Hannibal's passive skill was shining with golden light, and the thunderbolt was like setting off fireworks, the system sighed.

【Do you want to have dinner with me? 】

These words were bolded and enlarged, and kept jumping.

The system poked the blond villain on the card unhappily. Most people lose their appetite when they get angry. Why did Hannibal do it the other way around?

System: [I don't want to. 】

The card paused in a very humane manner, curled up into a ball and then unfolded, a new passive skill appeared on the card.

[Character Card: Hannibal Lecter]

[Passive skill: You smell so sweet. 】

[Remarks: The target is not specific. 】

The author has something to say:

I also want to stand up.